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Ai din’t juss imajin it den?
Anotter tawp spot fur u!
Wich? Teh nawt sekkond oar teh wun on teh wall? Oar bofe?
Yiss!
so howz ure dey…. luuk red dot!!!
Noap. Iz tu seeing it, 2!
Ai’m nawt imajining it!
GMTA!
Is onor tu b finking aliek Annipuss!
An we haz a tye! Less go 2 teh tye booteek fur sum goodies 2 sillibrayte!
U gotz it!
Hao duz it mannij tu go frum teh wall tu teh tawp ob mai paw wiffowt meh feelin annefing?
Itz lyk itz der, but izznt reely der. Iz ai krayzee or whut?
Adn it duzzin has anee smell eever, so can we reely say it egzists?
But, dangit! Ai juss cant help mahseff!
*swat*
*swat-swat-chays*
*sigh*
*bat-bat-bat-scampurr*
Ohai, Taya. Dis fingz addiktib, eh? *bat-bat-powns*
*AP hits noes awn teh wall**noes fello kittehs hab sensetib nosies, rubs his noes*
oh noes, the goggie got ‘is rifle outta hock.
AAKK! Run fur ur lyfs!
Pee inna flannick!
**duz p-p danse**
Kwik! Sumbodee gibs me a flannik!
*handz rhsb a purplol flannik.
Datz ok, u kin keeping it. I dusn’t wanting it bak.
Oh, fankyoo cween!
**grabs flannik an runswifakwikness**
Tis teh laser site, aifinkso! Move mai kitteh fwends, dunt let him getta targit!
Fasist-fingured Annipuss leeding agin!
watch owt bhind you! iz sniper kitteh!!
Oooh……..dot…..
LOL!
Hi, Red. Hao ar u dis fyn Caturday?
Ohai, AP.
I’ve got teh Chineez dizeez – draggin arse. I has seryus case of teh layzeez.
Ai has teh layzeez tu – ahm still sittin heer in mai roab, juss finnishd a layt brekfast affer sleepin layt. Itz bin a intens week, but opening nyt went well so ai has a hyooj releef adn a reelax. Whew!
Openin Nite? Iz u an akter?
Yah – local commyoonity feeatur. Derz a groop neerby dat puts awn free shoz eech summer in a littul owtdoor ampifeetur in teh park. Ai didnt awdishun dis seezun kuz ai wanted tu tayk a brayk, but lass week teh direktor got reel sik (Lym diseez). He wuz playing wun ob teh support rowlz, so ai stepped in adn crash-lurnd teh part dis week. We opend lass nyt adn it went well! Ai has a happy!
oops – dat ‘free’ meeans moar den tu, nawt free ob charj.
free..haha..dats qwite funy
ooooh, gud jawb! u can bee cownted on inna krysis!
Ohai, Red. {{{rhsb}}}
Ohai, KK.
Fanks foar teh hug.
Heer, has wun bak, {{{KayKitteh}}}
Horribol!
Taht hoomin nawt fillz teh boals naow, getz fyred, Aifinkso!
Well, teh alyun in teh red spaysship climming up teh wall tuk awl teh noms. Kitteh must reskew noms!
Uh, haz ennywun notised teh sheer floofiness uv tehse kittehs? Teh dimin… dimun… smallniss uv tehm? Can ennywun else just SEE teh intense ekspreshuns whyle tehy study tihs fing?
Teh… teh… teh cyootniss an dorabulniss an snorgulability uv tehm?
*pulls CHRG awn moar titer, an grabs moar dukkytaype*
O hai, P-K. I has (finally!) putted up teh fun draising page for Cory! U can swap out the Eva Fund link wif this one. Just take out eva’s name and put “cory” insted. Lower-case.
Everybuddy else: U can go see teh page and donate a money at:
lolcatburglar . com / cory (removify all teh spaces)
ooooo.
I will postifying a linkee tu it on deh Town Cryer too.
Thx! I was gonna axe or do it myownself.
I can aslo put teh code just for teh donate button on teh Cryer so peeps doesn’t has to go to another page. Yes? No?
Yes!! yess!!! yess!!!!!!
OHAI ebreewun!!
Ai must say, ai reelee dont kwite know WHAT we wud doo wiffaut LCB an cweenmj!!
Gud ideas awl around!
Ummmmm
Taht wun abov wuz frum me. Ai’m awn Tidmum’s lappytop an furgot to sine hur out.
{{{{Tidmum}}}}
I trust u hadded deh funz at deh Lunnun Cheezmeet?? and now u playing wif Janet!! It b so grate dat deh Cheezpeepz can get tu noing ee chudderz IRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nawt-Tidmum heer! LOL!! BUT – she iz rite heer!!! She can rite sumthing rite heer.
An HEEER’S TIDMUM!!!
…even a viewin ov a YNG!!!…caek an sordid chokklits cookies an gifts an an an…oh MAI! we is habbin funz 
Ohai cweenmj
Yesh! We is habbin a wunnerful tyme heer in TTI. Lots of siteseein an tawkin an we has spoiled JCH4K rotten for her Burfday
*spintwirlpranse* We wented to Lacock today an looked at awl the wunnermous fings incloodin teh Harry Potter filmin places…AND tehy wauz settin up reddy to film ‘Cranford’ in teh village tooo…
I has a eggsited.Can yoo tell????
So much funz!!! Schmoooz tu deh bof uv uze. And tu enneewun elze dere!
Ohai Janet!
HAPPEH BIRFDAY!!!!!!!!!
Schmoooos n lubs!!!!
Oh thank so much prysma-kitteh!!
Ai ar indeed having a MOAST happee burfday! Ai spent teh HOLE DAY wif Tidmum an Ambercat (hoo livs reellee cloase bai) an tehy hav indeed spoyled mee kwite rotten today!
Happeh Natal Dai, Dame Janet!!!!!
Wii shall fete yoo soon!
Sownds liek ur habbing a wunndermaus time!
Thank yoo, DK!!
Ai AR!! An teh bestest part ov awl iz – again ai hav fownd out taht teh cheez peeps we luv heer ar JUST az wunnerful IRL!!!
Happi birfday!
Ai made yu a replai, but WP eeted it!
Fank yu!!!!
{{{{{LCB}}}}} {{{{{cweenmj}}}}} {{{{{ebreewun}}}}}
Yu iz teh amayzing an full uv WIN an awsum an ai lubs yu!
Wii lubz u tu!! U duing so much gud fur deh critterz and deh peepz hoo lubbing dem. {{{{PK}}}
Anom! {{{{PK}}}}
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Iz gud to have yew bak, tew, o cween!
Oh Hai! icanhasfockses!! {{{ichf}}}
I Missinged u adn awl mai Cheezpeepz wen mai internet dish wuz borkt. I iz beeing berry keerful wif deh gnu dish. I takez it down weneber deh wind pikkingz up. DO NOT WANT BORKT DISH EBBER AGIN!!!!
We du nawt want yu tu haz a borkt dish ebber agin eever!
So we awl in agreemint awn this!
Were yoo gone? Again?
Ai’m having a wunnerful taim heer in teh TTI wif Tidmum an Ambercat – but ai seem to bee missing a lot heer!
*sigh* Ai wish ai cud bee ebreewhare at wunz!!
Wii awl wishing u kud b ebbreewhair at wunst, Janet!!
Mebbe deh Ty Boo Teek kud get sum pokkit sized JCH4Kz adn wii kud eech haz wun tu keerrry ebbreewair wii goez.
Yoo just wudnt bleeve teh playces they hav taken mee! An mai burfday caek today!!!
It had three littlol marzipan kittehs awn it! Wun wif pinkee pinkee toepads! We DID taek a pikchoor ov it – so yoo can see it sum day!
An wunnerful kittheh prezents! An eben teh sun wuz aut today – awltho teh wether peepl sed we shud hav had rayne.
An we were in some ov teh saem rumes where Henry teh VIII had akshoolee bin in! An theere ar byootiful rozes an flourz ebree whaer! An. . .an. . . just – Oh MAI!!!
sownz lyke there iz nawt much to add! eksept –
HAPPEE BURFDAE JCH4K!!
Thank yoo, tessm!! Ai ar so lukkee to hav so menee nice frenz!
happee burfday janet!!!
♪♫ ♥ ♫♪ ♥ ♪♫
An thank yoo TOO, lunarmommy!!
Ohai, JCH4K! Hope yu has been hasing a berry happitayl birfday. An wishin yu menny moar, too!
cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4367602
Ai luff teh littul rayzd paw ob antishipayshun. So kyoot!
” Dear hoomin STOP wai is dere no fuds in ma bowl?STOP ai is nawt gunna bring u presents of teh dead birdies an suchlike iffin u nawt feed me gud noms STOP signed, ur kitteh, STOP TRANSMISSION END”
We chase kitties and they get away fast. We also chase birds. Now we chase Icanhazcheesburger that sounds like it taste good- you kitties have too much fun.
heer iz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo habbing a burfday today, an espeshully to owr own deer JanetCanHas4Kittehs!!!!! sinse JCH4K iz bizzy habbing fun in TTI today, ifinkso a offishul party iz being planned for anovver time? but we still must habbing a burfday party today, so i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping and fresh froot an wippy kreemz, an lemmin poppyseed caek wif choklit glaze!! along wif iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle Janet’s favrit songs wen tehy yoyo, remote control babbeh zombie dollz, kandee, an color-it-yorself flowr stikkers wif bokses ob elebenty-seben byootifyl color crayns wif bilt-in sharperners!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo:
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
today being JCH4K’s burfingday, it iz also teh furstest annibersary ob teh finking ob teh burfday fairy!! wun yeer ago, we had a HYOOJ party for Janet’s burfday. mane peeps bringed manee wunnerful prezzies. my Sekrit Idenity bringed a prezzie, but felted liek it wuz not being anyfing very speshul. hur finked an finked, wut wuld be a gud way to honoring Dame Janet an teh Hart an Graet Spirit ob Kindness her bringz to Cheezland? tehn hur finkinged taht, wuldnt it be a gud fing if everywun on ICHC, frum teh famussest an most belubbed cheezfrenz to teh shyest lurkurs, culd hab a burfday greeting? an thusly wuz teh burfday fairy bornded! az a tribyoot to Janet, hoo iz so kind to evreewun, an a way to make cheezland just a liddle bit happyer plase for evreewun hoo vizits.
an taht iz teh story ob the burfday fairy!
YAY!! *clappity clappity*
*cheers an wissuls*
*apple-odds vigruslee*
YAY!!! Happi Burfingdai JCH4K!!!
Thankz deer 3kittymomma! It haz been a MOAST amazing day!
Oh deer, DEER Burfday Fairy! *sniff* Yoo hav maed me crai – but frum sheer happiness! {{{{{Burfday Fairy}}}}}
It wuz indeed purrrhaps teh moast wunnerful burfday last yeer taht enewun awn teh hole PLANNIT cud pawssiblee hav had! An it still maeks me happee just THINKING ov it!! Ov corse, it WUZ to bad tath teh Pterodacktyl taht Phillipe d’Beaker broweted fur teh fly over eated teh poor Pirogi Chef – but ai think ebreewun ELSE had a lawt ov fun!
But ai did nawt know taht it WUZ awlso teh REEL Burfday ov ar beloved Burfday Fairy!! An ai ar so honored to think it wuz becuz of mee taht ai can . . . ai think ai may just crai summore! Ai am awlmoast
speechless!
*sitz down* – oh wayte! Ai ar awlreddee sitting! Ai will just sit heer kwietlee an ponder teh wunderfullness ov it awl – an hao much ai luv mai deer, deeer, amazingly kind an wunnerful cheez frenz! *sniff*
LOL!!! Ai awlmoast furgot to say ~
Happee Burfday to yoo
Happee Burfday to YOOOOO!
Happee Burfday, deer Burfday Fairy!!
Haaaappeee Buuufday to yooooooo!
Fanks fur tellin us abowt teh Birfday Fairy’s birfday! Mme. BF, I hoep yourz wuz berry happi, too!
Happy Berfday, Janet!
Snuggles!
Thanks, D.R!!! *hands D.R. a hole big pakage ov CHRG(wdoi)s*
Add mae Bestest Wishez 2 tem otterz, plz…adn manymanymany hapy retourz ob deh dae!
=^!^=
Hapy Birfdae, Hapy Birfdae, I lub yu,
Hapy Birfdae, Hapy Birfday, wif a lub so true!
Wen yu blowz out yurz candlez, one lite stayz
a glow….
Itz deh lub-lite in yuz eyez where ‘ere yu goez!
{{{{Janet & Burfday Fairy}}}}
*this is my als tyme fav birfdae song, sung fur onlee mii bestest palz*
Happee beelated burfday tu deer Janet an teh Burfday Fairy!!!!! Sawry fur teh lait!
Yus, I see it kitty tat.
love the kittens, they do just what my cats do,isin’t it just so darn cute