Mah butt…
Mah butt… deserves a seat of its own…
nd it even needz its own cooka.
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Cumfee kitteh is cumfee!
congee cats anni! u haz teh fasstist fyngrs! (an mynd tew)
GMTA Annipuss!!
(I fink we’v dun dat be4!)
yeh it has a big butt
plz tew han obber teh cheezburgers, ai iz teh keeng after awl!
Wee gotz a free-way tye, sew wee shud going 2 teh tye-boot-eek.
I wus gonna needing a new bumbrela, butt (snerk) it stopped rayning.
I think deh tybooteek b habbing deh kitteh bumbershootz and kitty wind chimez and kitteh rain kotez adn kitteh go loshez adn kitteh wind sockz adn kitteh annee mom eeterz.
It b theme day at deh tybooteek.
hoo eber guesses deh theme winz a kitteh rayn gayge.
Ai wundur iffn it mite juss be rayne!
DING!!!! DING!!!! DING!!!!
Wii haz a winner!!!!
If wii haz enny moar thunderstormz here, dis oh hai desert iz going tu b deh oh hai swamp!!
We aer threttind wiv hebby rayne ober teh weekend – an it is cawld 2. 48 – 63F affer lass weekend wen it wuz 80!
Is alreddy chukkin it down heer in teh Westcountry.
Fernybeanssoggybutt juss flew in froo teh catflap absoively soaked froo to teh skin. Her luks liek a drowndid rat
*fetchis warm floofy towlols an brakes owt mergenzee kitteh treets*
Its purrsistin doun in Lunnun two.
Wii had teh cold an hevvy rayns awl day yesterday. Wuz teh srsly pleh.
Today wuz bedder. Warm, butt nawt too warm, an sunnee.
YAY! I haz my winnows open an gitten fresh air!!
Mebbe yoo will has teh purty wevvers tomorro, Anni!
Mebbe, but teh 4cast iz bad fur Sundai!
Tiem Ai wuz in bed!
G’nite awl!
‘Nite, Anni.
Sleep well an has sweet dreems.
luckee for yew! ai on teh sekund sine of the apocralips!
1) yesterdai customer from heck agreed with mai recommendashun
2) Its been cloudee wif sum rain all week – in SF bay area!
Poar kitteh!
Tahtz wut wii lykez tu c. Dryin an treetin teh kittoon. Happy Caturday!
Duz yew hab purrmission frum teh cween?
Hey, wait uh minut. Yew doan hab fugly plastic mask awn.
And yew iz nawt creepy. Yew iz teh cyoot.
Ye nawt the king ob burgerz.
*SHENANIGANS*
Kitteh be comfee!
and mah tail, tew!
*snerk* Ai wuz abowt to say dat!
An after yu rub yur butt awn it, yu kan keeps it!
Ooops! I said butt (!) *giggle*
**goes arown rubbin hur butt awn eberyfing an sayin, “Mien! Mien!”**
Hey! Git yur butt off my Pookie!
Too layte!
Don’t myke mii git my pontoon owt!
Dat sownz SO RONG, espeshulee comin from a woman!
*giggles hysterikally, gits strange luk frum hubbi, has tu essplayne* Uh, hum! Git yur mynd otta da gutter red!
*snerk*
Himz gonna ban yoo from eber hangin owt wif me agin, izznt he?
Speekin of witch – Wud meetin foar dinnur durin teh week oar week-end werk bedder?
Kynda depends awn da week! Now dat skool iz owt, OH YAY, my wurk skedule haz changed a bit. Kan yu beleeve dat Kaddikat wants mii tu wurks layter?!
I gotta be in Lex dis comin Wedz an wuz finkin mebbe erlee-ish noms?
Let mii check da skedule fur boikat, hubbikat an wurks! I git bak tu yu. Hasta go an tyke kare uf sum howse stuff. BBL!
AHEM
Hay guys.. I can’t stay rite now, I has stuffs to do, but it’s Janet’s burfday tomorrow!!!! If anyone sees hur, grab hur wifakwikness and tell her we wants to give hur a birfday party and axe her when is gud!!! Just fyi, if it’s tomorrows, I may not be able to come, unless it’s in teh afternoon, but teh important thing is, to get it origamized!!
NO!!!! do not AXE Janet!!! dat wud b ebil!!!
A liddle birdee tole me taht Janet will be whisked away to a land ov Qwaint qwintessenshul Ingerlishness tewmarrow durin teh day.
….yesh,laydees….A YNG in awl hims glory 
Me an Ambercat are takin her to see teh Lacock Village an Abbey- ware teh Harry Potter moobies am filmed (Is about 5 minnits away frum mai howse) an juss cus it’s her burfday,we has a speshull treet lined up….a YNG
Heehee
I has sutsh a honner taht Dame Janet of Cheezland be stayin heer an we can sillybrate her Burfday wiv her in Purrson.
Aifinkso we can has…
Artful viewings of YNG’s
Balloons
Caek,Burfday
D….
Deliteful YNG
Ebbreefing hur hart desirez
Fresh fruutz
Gushifudz
H…..
HUGGS!!{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{JAnetcaneverything}}}}}}}}}}}}
Isecreem—awl kynds 2 go wiff bbcake
Joke-sees wiff muchly laffterz
Kitteh jinjerbred
Lossa prezzies
Mutsh lub frum us awl
N…
oh that sounds wundermuss tidmum!!
but but but… duz that mean there is no tiem for a ICHC burfday party?
when is Janet coming bakk? we cud do it then maybe?
There is a event on this Monday for somepiggeh’s birfday. I suggestify that we wait until Janet gets back and throw her then a party. Tessm and I thinked a nice, retro masqued ball would be teh fun. Yes, we is going for baroque.
… but if it ain’t baroque, donut fix it.
Baroque – wen ur out of Monet.
@@@@@
oof. i canna Handel all deez puns
* heds perk up all ober cheezland *
donuts? where?
Dere’s store neerby cawled “Doughdaddy’s”, an iz a gas stayshun dat haz HYOOJ selekshun of donuts. Enny kind u want, dey prolly makes it dere.
Onlee playse I can has unfilled caramel Long John. NOM!
**NC steps AWAY frum the keyboard**
I still herd dat!
*grone*
hugs and schmoo’s tew all! ai has to do sum work before I hed home
pfft! but ware is I going to find a mask?
if ONLY I knowed someone hoo knew about such things, that cud halp……………
**Teh king of burgers arrives jes in tiem**
Oh!
Yew mint seksea black mask, nawt creepy plastic mask.
Has y’all seen teh commurshul ware teh gui wakes up wif teh buggur king INNA BED wif him?!?!
I finkso I’d rathur wayk up nexst to a horse-hed.
CC KNOES I has woked up nexst to a horses BEHYND befoar!
Ooh, nooo 2, 2 funy! LOL!
*thinks back on her wild, divorced days*
Red, dis iz CC’s own truf wat yu sed!!
=^!^=
*shivverz*
Iz aslo birfdai fur mai kittehz abowt naow. dey are firteen yeerz owld. wut’z dat? 91 iin dawgyeerz? Nawt ebreewun wud be onnurd bai shairing wif dem but janet iz da gud pursun.
Which is why yr waiting til she gets Bach.
Wun fer the belleh, wun fer the butt….
Awr yew applyin’ sum sort ob ointmint?
kitteh gets cheekeh wif de pillow.
Sumbunny dun luk inna mai fewcher! Ize havvin mai bak repared nex munt, an Ai gonna need sum butt pillahs 4 a tiem. Gonna need xtra kittehs to cuddle an’ speed teh healin’ too. Taht iz won hansum fellah, dere! Aifinkso.
Gud luk wif teh bak fixin’ … adn ai wysh 4 u manee snugglolee kittehz 4 heelin.
Best wishis fur sucksessful sir jury ana kwikk recubbery.
{{exhoicat}}
gud lukz wif deh bak fixin!! Mebbee u kin git sum butt pillowz at deh tybooteek!
Bestest luk wif da bak fixin!! Bestest wishes fur da snuggles an lubs frum kittehs!
{{{exhoicat}}} I keeps you in mai prayers!
Yew’ve gawt tew bii kidding!
I gawt censored for dis cawmint?
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Paw butt…tew.
seksits
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Jes coz I didn’t lolspeak it?
Correkshun: Dat shuld bii seksists
spellists
Those horrid “spellist”, how dare dey!
I still nawt geddit. **haz a confuzzlold**
Mah and Paw butt.
Doan wanna gender discriminate against dairy-airs.
WP nomz commintz awlla tiyme.
Not nessasarilee sensorshipz.
Just WPship.
Datz ship….. wif a P not a T
Wuz nawt nommed. It ape-eared among teh poasts furr uh while and hadda bold message at the tawp dat sed it wuz waiting foar moderayshun while ai had an inbizoblol in who be talkin’. Den it dis-ape-eared awn wunna my refreshes.
AI KNOW HUH?
**taunts the spellists mods**
sekshual healin
seksea momma
seks awn teh beech
seeeeeekkkkk-sisssssstsss
*schmoo mods*
Donut foarget teh sawng….”Secksyooal Heelin” by teh layte grate Marvin Gaye.
Lets tawlk abowt secks baybee….
**insert myoosiklol noats heer an dere**
The historical usage of the term sect in Christendom has had pejorative connotations, referring to a group or movement with heretical beliefs or practices that deviate from those of groups considered orthodox.
Although in the past it was mostly used to refer to religious groups, it has since expanded and in modern culture can refer to any organization that breaks away from a larger one to follow a different set of rules and principles. The term is mostly used in a malicious way and would suggest the broken-off group was following a more negative path than the original.
**Reeches up an POPs NC’s CHRG dat’s awn himz hed**
Sillee dood.
ICHC – for all yer edjamacashunal needs!
Wii nawt need no edjumakayshunz….
♪ Wii nawt need no thot controlz… ♫
(icanhaslolcatsects?)
Many cults are now considered very dangerous in their practices and beliefs, so please be sure to practice safe sects.
**Luks at Red**
**Luks at NC’s cawmint**
**Luks at Red**
**Luks at NC’s cawmint**
**Takes cawff sirrup away frum Red**
D’oh!
I can has teh coff medisin bak now? Plz?!?!? **luuks pittyful**
**coff**
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**coff**
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**coff**
**Hands Red hoammade coff remedy**
Wild Turkey 101 and Honey, wif a drop ob tobasco.
Mmmmm…..fankees.
I nawt libs far frum teh Whyld Turkee dist…dest…maykin playse.
* hands red hot tee with something eggstra in it *
ohai nc, I tried to um.. well I had an alternate pursonality that wanted to push its way into cheezland last week, and she got moderated and eventually deletified!!
it was horriblol.
{{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}
Shurley dis iz teh trajek.
Wii kin has support group?
yet ANOTHER test…..
Whut duz ai get if ai passes teh test?
the answer is ANOTHER Mt McKinley, jeesh how long is dis testy ting gonna last? Skool’s sposed ta bee dun fur da summer!!!11!!
Plz to clikee
Alicia cooper biddeo- FTW! Wii has playin taht sawng wen we gradjufied koolinerry skoolz!
well this is stricklee valedictary.
I can’t get bloo!! when I put my ichc profile link in under eether name, it just doesn’t post atall.
PFFT!
last time I tried to change teh website, WP ate my commint!
an yer avatar has a wreeth and santa hat!
*Lukz at avatar.
Lolmas in June!!
Oh, wayt, itz a test.
*Putz name on top uv paper.
*Ponderz.
I finkso I will anser thusly:
I can haz cheezburger.
Kwestion two:
If it takes one lolcat two minnits to nom one can of gushifud,
How many surrealists does it taik to change a liteblub?
well the bulb didn’t really change, it was just matter of capturing the light differently.
hahahaah great picture and caption, I laughed for minutes
OMG my cat does that but with chairs ^-^
*snerk*
Wen ai luked at Who Be Talkin’ jes nao, it sed…
Luv-Luv on Mah Butt
Wut Wut
**gigglols**
It cudda been wurse. It cudda been Rub-Rub oar Schmoo-Schmoo…..
awww thats soo cute and thats a great idea!
Omg, ah didint no dat da kitteh butt waz tuppozed tah hav a pillo come in da pakage! Mah kittehs only came wif butts.