PARTNERSHIP “You give me half the fish, and I tell my Mom to let you live.”
i thot u wuz supposed 2 catch ur own fish.
Picture by: Charlie Russell. Caption by: Mazius via Poster Builder
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U catsh dem an Ai’ll eet dem
conga rats, anni!
* lays down 16 dollars on cownter in last lol*
okay, danse, yoo rats!!
happee caterdai! ai is unyoooshilly byepolar todae. ai has a sad becaws ob lyanthya, but ai has a happee bekaws teh alkeehawlik muslim has bin sent awai! he pored gasoleen all ober our yard while drunk las caterday.
Mornin (well, it iz mornin heer!) MM u duz hab an innerestin lief! Juss a bit 2 innerestin Ai gess.
Thx fur teh congrats.
We haz cawld (bowt 55F) an rayn dis mornin. PLEH!
lol werk is sumtimes a bit tew innerestin wif 4 peeps wif teh deemenshya an trawmaddic brayn injoorees. yoo nebber no whuts neckst!
is cawld heer, bawt teh same as TTI
iz der a storee bowt teh ‘alkeehawlik muslim’ dat i mizzed… or cood yu tells it? kthx
krikits…tublolweeds…wynd witlolin…
wiStlolin
Ai aer still heer – juss abowt! Ai eggspekt MM iz bizzee – liek me she pops in an owt. An Ai has to go owt sune 2 bye fud – din’t go shoppin yesserdai an der iz an ekko in teh lardur!
good ting bowt dose echos is dey don’t eat much… but dey always gibs baktawk!!
hellooooo krelm krelm krelm krelm…
ar yoo stil heer heer heer heer??
oh nutz utz utz utz
nice one! here’s a good one maybe z perzon will take z picture of z cat trying to get a butterfly inside when z butterfly is outside and z cat keeps hitten z head on z window!!!
sawree, krelm. ai werks as obernite care attendant at a group home fur 4 peeps hoo are in late stajis ob teh HIV+ an hab lotsa udder problims as well. Teh A. M. wud go owt an drink, cum home an stagger an make no sens an deny he drank an yoo cud smell it on him, an he wuz verballee abusive tew us care gibbers an kissed a femail rezzidint aginst her will an towtallee lawst his mind last weekend an pored teh gassoline awl ober owr gardin. we duzn no whai.
mebbee he wuz weedin?
killin bugzez and suchlike..*tayk yur tym*
had sum vayge thowt ob teh self immolayshun?
an missed?
darn!!
( iz whut we awl sedd kwietlee tew owrselfs )
Iz bad wen teh dokturs is az sik az teh paishunts.
yesh, we must hab teh stranj sens ob hyoomor tew deel wif teh realitees ob tehse peeps
`you know what? dont you hate that people makes the animal that is supposed to be about them and other people just write about their pets!! isn’t that stupid and selfish??
Ai kawl taht a bargun. Teh best ai evur had.
be shure fishee hook is gawn befoar gibben to liddel bare!
Symbiosis: we doin’ it rite!
Symbiosis, extortion… it’s all teh same thing.
It’s cawld here, too. The furniss came on to try and heet up teh house. Itz Jyoon and suppozed to be nice and warm out. Major pleh-ness.
We desperately need sumfing festib to counteract the plehs…
*Rummidj rummidj, rummidj in the kitchen.
*Brings out platters of floating islands: meringues poached in simmering milk, placed in pools of strawberry puree, garnished with sliced strawbs and mint. And here’re cream scones, and tea, and coffee. And champagne for those who’d rather start their day that way!
Plentee for all!
*nom, sip, sip, nom.
*Goes back for more iles flottantes
*Drools* Ai had breffuss 2 owerz ago an lunsh iz 2 owers in teh fyootchur. Nawt spozed 2 haz elebenzis, but aw shukks, it’s Caturdai!
lebenzes is good thing, we needs in Merika.
Juss tiem fur a kwikk cawfee den Ai muss get mai wadderprufes awn an go owt!
iz berree good ideer! nomnomnom sipsipsip sham payne nom sip
sigh
heers to ly!
*raises sham pain glass* cheers!
to Ly!!1!
Yum! Shampains inna mawnin – de breffy of champions. I lifts the glass for Ly.
to Ly! *klinkee glass wif judson an krelm an anni an dayzee*
mmmmm sham pain, iz nawt jus fur brekfuss ennee moar
Fly fishin is tuff enuff as is but to hafta wrassel a bare over who keeps the catch adds a new degree ob difficulty.
butt (!) iz just littlol bare!
He may be small but he’s wirey. An his mawm cood kick my butt(!) so I canit wrassel him too hard or hims’ll call in the heavy artillary.
*liddlol bare*
“MAMA!!*
Dis bare’s Mum not gonna be kicking no butt, she ded. Teh man is teh caregibber of fiev orfins.
Tehn him defnitlee gunna be fishing a lawt, tu keep five orphling bares feededed!!!!!!
Yup yup *nods*
He be teeching dem to live liek bares, so tem ken lives in teh wilds wen they’s big
Ahem, all bare wrasslin is to be confined to the Naughty Barn!!! *and pay TV*
I seems to recall encowntering sum bare wrasslin on the intertoobs, kwite by chants ob korse, I wuss searching fer sumtin elst. It wassun here in ICHCville bobveeously, it were on the dark side ob town.
‘kwite by chants’ eh? lookin fer somtin else eh? jus wat wer yu lukin fer on teh ‘dark side’ cookies? or harry ksishman chantz?
krishman…
come tew teh dark side we habs kookees
*wanners in*
*sees kookies*
Ooooh! Ohwayt, ai nawt had brekkyfist yet…
Kookees fur brekkyfist? Hao ebil!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
ai no finkee darth vader oar lord voldeemort hab teh prollems wif eetin kookees fur brekkfast, do yoo?
nomnomnomnom
Voldemort nawt ebber woried about cookies fer brekkies…him lubs them…only find he dus love
jus remindered me ob somefing i found ages ago called 101 ways to annoy lord voldemort….look it up in teh googlemajigger….is funneh
I was searchin fer new thinner tyres fer my byke so I sercheded for ‘skimpy tyres’ and sumhow I ended up at ‘skimpyattire.com’ where no madder wut I cliked on, it didn’t seem to hab ennyfing to do wiff bycikkles.
I looked ebberyware.
Ober an ober agin, in kase yu mist sumfin…
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER
When teh free bares went 4 a waulk it wuz awlwaies Papa Bare in front Mama Bare in teh MIddlol anb teh Liddlol bare behind …
*heddesk*
**Red stumblols in, still warin wat hur sleeped in, bleery-eied, an wif seryus case of bed-hed**
Oh dear CC, WHY am I awake dis erlee awn a Caturday?
Ohai Red! *wull nawt refurr tu bed awn hed* How yu arr tuday?
Gud moarning Red an AfriCat! (Otay, it nawt moarning fur yu, AC, but iz saem senti… scenta… thot.) An ennywun else whu be arownd, which be lukking lyk nawt much uv ennywun.
Whut is I? Chapped liver?
If yu iz chapped, yu needing moar moisturizer!!!
* scampers in, applies creem tu LCB *
* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
O, THERE u is. Finally. My liver was so chapped it was starting to peel.
Well lookit, ai is NAWT yur purrsonul creem applicaytor, yu nose… Ai does has otter fings tu du wib mai thyme…
Name 20.
Otay!
Won: Scamper.
Tu: Nom.
Free: Sleep.
Foar: Hold up bebbeh otturs.
Fibe: Keep Mick owt ob teh londree ruum.
Sicks: Orgamanise Safareh Park Tours.
Seben: Fly inna ACME Rokkit Lawn Chare.
Ate: Keep teh Rabid Weeslol unner controwl
Nyne: Arraynge Fashun Shows
Ten: Taik yur OLU’s tu teh cleenurs
Eleben: Hedbat skwirrls
Twelbe: Sing sawngs
Furteen: Direktify tourists tu Mt McKinley
Feefteen: Nom awl teh leffober Burfdai Fairy candees
Sicksteen: Feed Wierd Pretzel adn cleen owt hims cayge
Sebenteen: Torment teh Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ells
Ayteen: Scamper sum moar
Nyneteen: Nom sum moar
Twentee: Sleep sum moar.
STN.
Hmmmwelll… there are a few duplications on the list. I think u can squeeze in a little moar cream application. Eggspecially since u was teh one whut leaved my liver out in teh wind anyways and let it get all chapped.
but but but is best air dryed… wib sum faba beens adn a nice Keyanti…
Whut duz u due wif ur rosemary, tehn?
Umm… Whut ai does wib Rosemary is a bit PG-13! but but but she seems tu liek eet!
O, that reminds me. Teh patch kit u ordred for Rosemary arrived in teh mail. Here u goes. And plz to remember this time not to overinflate her.
A peeling liver?
Ai nebber reely finded liver berry apeeling befoar. *pondurs*
Does u has any idear how hard it is to apply chapstik to ur liver? I keep missing and applying it to my appendix.
Taht taiks a lotta gall!
Ur not kidneying.
Tehse puns be hart tu taek…
U nawt hab teh stummach fur it?
Wif a liddle intestinal fortitude, yu can do it.
Iff liber is chapped maybee nedes sum loshun!
Gud moarning, KayKitteh!
Ohai, PK! Haow u is tihs Catterdai?
Ai has fings tu b dun tu. Needs tu tawk in a church nekst Sumdai, so triing tu cum up wif stuf tu sai.
Um… plz tu play nies wif ebreewun? Du nawt nom teh rodints? Du nawt feed trolls? Aifinkso iz teh most importint stuffs ENNYWHAIR.
Speshullee teh plz tu play nies wif ebreewun!
Bizzy! Tu much tu du, nawt neerly enuff owrs!
Lukkilee, ai can sneek in here whyle still wurking awn web-desine stuffs.
Hao yu be?
Hay! Waz spost tu be a reply tu KK!!! Stoopy WP…
all my respect for Charlie Russell (that’s the guy in the pic) & for all the good work he’s done in order to respect nature & animals a bit more than we do now
whayl dis be troo, teh opposid kan be troo as well…. taek it frm meestir west…
I would luv to have that bear and fisherman pic on a poster? Where can I get it?