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bob hated the mall except for the food court.
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Ai shurley dew hate teh mall.
Betcha didn’ noe my DID wuz trifold. Bob iz RL personna nom teh plum.
aye yeh think teh noms is suppustubeh in weech
and teh NO lolspeek!!!
Ohai MaSTE…MaSteRse…MaStErSea…M22
Ai doan fink we’ve met. Nisetewmeetcha.
Concatshoelaces to u & jk2k on ur nawt sekkund! Ai wud start sum festibiteez, but ai haz werk ai needz to do. *grumblol*
*sets owt a tray uv cheez & crakkers*
*runs back to teh werk*
Fanky NS. *scarfs cheez & crack-at-herz*
*klinks glassus wif NC*
heers tew caturdai!!
*klink*
Prost!
cin-cin!
Greedy!
Gud fings I has my own purrsonlol stash of beer cheez an crakkurs….
*klink*
Auf Dich!
WAT did u jes cawl me?!?!?
**luuks at NC wif a ebilness**
Iz better than…
Hau weg den Scheiss!
**continues to taunt mods**
Apologizes tew eberywun in advance.
Ware’s Upfi oar Yvi wen u need dem?
U doen’t want tu noe, Red! Iz a baffrum wird een Jerman.
I can has scatology degree?
gesundheit!
Fanky JK2K
**neber ‘memberd tew warsh hands affur gibing LCB uh coke**
**wipes lip**
Doan tell NC hii hazza hitler nao
*sniff sniff*
Dew yew guize smell dat?
“Strike away (the) s***”??? Must be something idiomatic goin’ on there.
**Goes to lookit up on German version of “Engrish” LOLsite**
**Fails***
Finally foundit. Sortofa “cheers” oar “here’s mud in yer ai?”
Moar alawng teh lines ob…
“Here’s to you and here’s to me,
but if we should ever disagree,
fudge you, here’s tew me.
*Dizzy frum the mixed references*
Thanx for translation! A classic! Another one to embroider on teh sampler adn hang on teh wall! Or maybe to tattoo on teh posterior? For tohse special last-word-on-walking-away-from-the-discussion situations???
I has wun foar teh samplur:
“Wail, ain’t DAT teh provurbiul ise-in awn teh Poop Cayk”
Iz my own kree-ayshun.
Did yew jes cawl meh an idiomatic?
Wuts dat, sum sort ob automated stoopidity?
Goodness, no! We certainly don’t want to have automation taking over in that area! Think of the job losses! Think of all the well trained professional stoopids taht we all work with evvery dai! Support good hand-crafted home-grown stoopid!
**Tayrz up thesis**
**Turns in degree**
**Quits career**
And I wuz sew well lieked by manijmint.
*shrugz*
O noes! Dew not dispayre! If your skillz have so developed themselves that you can’t do anything useful annymoar, your country needz you in Congress!
Oar enny legislayshuns departmint awn teh stayt lebel, too. Speekin of home-growed stoopid…..
OMCC.
Dat wuz freekin BRILLYUNT!
**bowz in awe of Lungdoc**
*pownses Red* OHAI! *schmoo*
Gee, fanks, Ms. Red! How you bii todai?
Ohai, Lungdoc.
I’m berry glaz iz Fryday nite an I nawt hasta go to werk until Mundane, unless I win teh lot’tree befoar den.
How u dis evenin?
Ohai, Taya! How u doin?
Ai iz gud, Red. Hao yew iz?
I’m fine too, thnx. And Ohai to Taya too! (Multiway ohai-how-ya-doin is getting hard to map on flat surface!)
*snorglols an flutter wingz*
Taya – I’m okay.
How u feline latelee? U has sum helf-problums, rite?
Ai has been feline okai.
we currant lee habs a spase opinin up in owr gubbernor awfiss! * note tew rest ob contree * yoo nawt want pawlentee! one klew – 35W brij. nuff sedd.
MuggleMary! *pownses awn* Ai has missed yew!
Mitu, homez. Butt (!) kitteh lukz lyke hez abaowt tu skoar bigthyme. Happii Caturday!
nommin teh roedints??
Wherz teh coin slot?
yeah, an teh big robot-arm grabby-fingy, 2?
Plz to nawt nommin teh rodintz — espeshlee teh pinny gigs!
but but but.. wut about teh skwirrls???
Dey ushualee has moar meet awn dere bonez, so iz prolly okay, wif teh rite seezonin oar bbq sawse.
*cringez*
Yew doan wanna mess wif the skwirrls
*luks left and rite foar GF*
Teh last creature wut tried tew moelest uh floof tail ’round here gawt uh ball bearing in teh ribs. True story. GF nailed uh ‘yote wif uh wrist rocket. Skwirrl wuz mindin’ himz own bizness up awn owr rock hill, chattering at the litening teh udder nite wen Wile E. started creepin’ up. GF gawt step-son’s sleeng shot tew try adn skare eet, but affur she let go, ‘yote let owt uh yelp adn tuk awf down teh street.
Uv coarse, skwirrls azwell — but it luuks liek pinny gigs in teh pikshur.
Ai wud neber advokayt eetin teh skwirrlz!!!
I finkso mebbe hamsturs oar gerblolz. Luuks to small (to me) foar pinny gigs.
U mite be rite. Nao dat ai luuk, dey mite be beeg wite ratz.
Mebbe dey iz teh conga ratz!
Ai fink teh sine sez gerlolz $7.99 :rolls:
*Snacks awn crab rangoon an watches da kaos* Thyngs bii gitten wyld round here tunite. I haz regrets fur missin da fyrst half.
O — an ohai, Leeza! Nawt yoosta seein u at dis howr. U seems to haz ur Lolmas festivness abowt u. Krissmiss in Joon — woot!
I went to fud court oncet. Teh fudjudge throwed teh menu at me.
Wuzza jury-rigged trial aifinkso.
u dint hab ur tort wif u?
Ore tarts? is yous-full 4 teh pi-frowing contests.
Nom! pawpcormz! Ai can haz?
Iz lyk see-fuds restraunt, ware u pik owt ur lolbstur!
poor fud is trapd
it is mai duteh to frees thim
Lyk Mork tryed to do wif teh egg?
Fly an be free!
*splat*
U showin ur adj too, NS?
Itz beddur to haz moar birfdays den to nawt haz moar birfdays, aifinkso.
Besides — Robin Williams iz teh brillyunt!
Can ai getz a side order uf guppies wif that, plz?
Corm graduationz {{{{{nc66}}}}] nd {{{{{jk2k}}}}}Sun iz obur da yardarm in Calfunnya . Wut yu wantz fur drinkeez nd nomz?
*mmfffff*
**swallows cheez adn white-boyz**
Ai wuld lub uh tall scooner ob beer dis Friedegg ebening.
JK2K, wuld yew care tew pick teh nomz?
Wii can haz muzik foar danses tew?
Hao ’bout
Bob Bob Bob…Bob Barbara Ann?
I gots bedder eyedea:
I lykes dis song.
Lyk teh naym of teh singur?
Oar, dis wun iz nyse too.
It halps me go to my happy playse…
How bowt
♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫
Wen deh red, red robin kumz BOB BOB BOBBIN along!
**Komz dansin tew awl the musik and bideos**
*snap snap*
*wiggle wiggle*
*kick, spin hop*
*krinklols noze*
Dew yew guize smell dat?
I smell nuffin.
U mite wanna sniff out an emayo tho.
Ai’m in love.
*sniff sniff*
Srysly. Duz N-E-wun smell dat?
I nawt smell nuffin.
U iz in lubs? Duz ur gurlfren kno dis? Do I needz to go in2 teh Witless Protekshun Program…..agin?
Oh….u duz seem to has sum schmutz unner ur noes.
*wipes end of nose where the brown spot yoosually iz**
Did ai git it?
Nope.
**holds up mirror**
U mite wanna go gets sum sope an wadders foar dis wun.
**Goez intew bafroom**
**Seems tew bii gone foar uh lawng tiem**
Sawry, just had tew dew my hair.
Fownd sum gel and tried it
**returns wif bangs stickeeng straight up**
O luuk, iz himz impreshun of Cameron Diaz!
U SHUR dat wuz hare gel?
**remynz self to nawt shayk hanz wif NC until hur iz shur him thorolee warshed himz hanz**
Wut?
*gigglol*
*hands NC66 a lemming-scented clorox wiep*
Fanks NS. Wut dis foar?
*sniff sniff*
*scratches hed*
*picks at stalagtite left ober frum sneeze*
*Peanut yells frum a distance*
MAKE IT TALK!
Iz either dat oar ai hab had tew manee FCM’s.
*luks left, seez Tone Loc*
*luks rite, seez Sheena*
**haz a confuzzlold agin**
**stops drinkin coff medisin, switchez to tekillya**
Dat shud halp.
**Oscar Meyer hands NCBOB anudder purplol cocktail**
lol, rhsb
schmutz iz wun ob mai fabrittist jermin werds!
Iz dat a reely beeg cat, oar iz it juss me?
I dunno.
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.
.
Iz u reely beeg cat?
*snerk*
roflcopters Many Fanks for the elbenty snerks!! i be needin dat
How big iz u?
Nao, yor majesty…yew shuld knoe beddur than tew ask uh trout fisherman tew tell yew uh big fish story.
Ai lurvs teh Robin Williams! And dis kitteh!
U haz gud tayste … in comeedeeyunz, kittehs, an naems. Oh – an ur kwiltee skware iz wun uv mah favrit kulurs.
I’m wif yew Bob, maek mien a dubble!
Oh luk. Iz meals awn wheelz.
oh my. I really here. Thank you CC
scuz plese. am new here. am i visible?
Yes, u r. Welkum, mainlycoon! Nice to habs u here wif us. Do commint.
Guies, I may has a Starbucks habit.
I wented in dis moarnin an playsed my ordur. Teh gurl rote sumfin awn my cup an rang up my ordur. I figgurd hur rote wut I ordurd so’z teh coffee-maykin purson wud kno wut cup iz wut.
A liddlol laytur, I’m awn my way to werk an am sittin at teh stoplite. I luuk at my cupholder an see MY NAYME roted awn teh cup!
DEY KNEW MY NAYME!
I guess I go bak under the bed. no one can see me.
Ohai, mainlycoon! Iz Caturdai mornin an ai seez yer posts, finely.
.
WP prolly just doing itz checkowts fur noo posters – happens a lawt arownd heer. An den awl yur commints is visible at wunse.
.
So iffn yu luks at tihs post agin, welcome to Cheezland!!! Ai wud extend floofy paw of frendship, but all teh paws in my howse belongs to teh Minions ov BC, an tehy is hiding unner teh bed IRL.
Dey rited “rhsb” on teh cup?
*narrows eyes at WP*
Dat wuz sposta go unner red’s commint.
*rubs creem on ns*
Yesh, dey did!
Sew dey nawt onlee knew yor name, butt yor depot-station?
My depot-station?
Eithur u need to be drinkin less, oar I need to be drinkin moar…
*consults the karma sutra*
Hao about dis position?
U stil needs moer soap!
Life boy purrhaps?
With a melon? Taht’s all for today, children…
Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree…
…by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell.
*My Dingly Ling*
*My Dingly Ling*
Won’t yew play with my dingly ling?
Aifinkso our local space-time continuum has gone from being simply curved, to frankly _bent_, and ai retire from the field, awestruck! Have a good weekend, everybodi!
Bye, Lungdoc!
See ya layturz.
Wuz it sumfing ai sed?
No, it wuz ur weerd haredo an teh schmutz awn ur fayse.
Mmmm – earlier today, one of my co-workers brotted meh a scone wif stromberreh jam & clotted creem. Ai iz finallee eeting it & itz yummeh!
My mahm broughted hoam sum garlik cheez biskits frum Red Lobstur. NOM!
Ooo – doze iz yummeh azwell!
I got some Spinach Artichoke Parmesan dip at Costco — it’s quite addictive. Super nomilishus on buttered sourdough toast. *drool*
**NC’s stomach begins tew growl**
*Bor-ig-meh-hoff*
*Gurgle-kwyle-eep-meer-urp*
*FEED ME*
*Hands NC sum crab rangoon an egg roll*
mmmmm
*nom nom nom*
Fanky 3KM.
“we crave sustanance”
“fud”
“Fud”
“FUD!!1!”
*Meg begins cooking front lawn cows.”
scuz plese. i be new and donut no if being ignored or not visible. plese let me know if you can see me.
ai *hart* teh red lobster biskits! ai awlso lurvs teh hawaiian beebeecue bok-bok-bagok peeza adn eye-cee culd bier ai jus nommificaytid
***nomnomnom teh peeza***
***gulpgulpgulp teh bier***
***daintee burp…eggs-skyoos moi!***
Ahhh… nuffin liek it at teh enz uv a stoopy, doodyhed, qweshtunin mah car-ear kinna day.
**burns remnants ob thesis**
**writes agrii email tew former boss**
**opens newzpapurr tew want ads**
Hmmm…pool boi wantid
{{{CC81}}} Ai feel ya sista
**feels up CC81**
Okai, everybody go home, nuffin to see here…
*puts awn gloves*
*throes NC66 intu Nort Atlantik coz him needz baff in lotsa cold watter*
*burns gloves*
**pop up owtta teh waddur gasping**
*brrrrrrrrrrr*
Whew, dat wuz refresheeng.
**hazza frozen earwax hangin frum lobes nao**
*Luks down*
George Costanza ain’t gawt nuffin awn meh nao.
**fawls awf bed laffin**
KA-THUNK!
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.
.
Um….liddlol halp plz?
*picks up red*
Here, yew can hold onto dis tew steady yorself.
Doan ask.
Duz dat haz ennyfing to do wif teh song I sended yoo?
HUH?!?! Wayt… omai… well helloo der NC66! Yes, yes der reel…
teh dyemawnds in mah nekkyless ob coars!
*swoons*
Oh dear CC, plz nawt to be lettin hur ware teh flannlol pj’s….
*vapor lock*
*gasp*
*wheez*
*hyper ventilate*
flannlol pj’s? iz ahunnert deegrees owt heer!
Sweaty flannlol pj’s, oh mai.
**NC begins to dehydrate**
**Haz chapped lips nao**
We may need teh trank gun… oar mebbe just a bukkit uv eys cubes.
Uh, CC… NC kinda haz a fing fur flannlol. PJs, an those long granny nightgowns, an fings lyk taht.
well ai gess iz a gud fing dat ai sleepz in a tankie & spankies!
great……….now I’m goin’ to tha “special” hell.
So ai shud nawt menchun ai sleep in juss an old T-shirt?
**iz keepin suspishuslee kwiet in dis cobersayshun**
So…um wat speshul hell is dat wun, Dan?
just promise me bloomers aren’t involved.
Who dat kweshtun aymed at, Dan?
I have a pathetic weakness for bloomers. I chased an actress around the theatre……three laps. Growl/shouting BLOOMERS the whole time.
Why am I nawt surpryzed to heer dis?
**bats eielashes at Dan to see wut happenz**
So much fur teh soshul stereeotiep taht awl guis want skinnee blonds in thongs n fishnets.
and heaven help me if they’re made from a flour sack.
.
she better have a baseball bat handy, for my sake.
mah unnerwares iz nawt maed frum teh flour sak… well der was dat WUN tym…
Unnerwares?
Oh yeah….
…an skars….
How u feline abowt tattoos, NC?
Wut abowt multi-collerd eies?
Skars?
*pulls awn opra lengf gluvs tu hide teh kittehscratchscars*
Ai will nawt ax bowt peersings.
*raised eyebrow*
ahem
I has skars, tattoos an peersins.
Oh, an teh multi-collerd eiees. Dey iz mostlee lite green but has dark bloo rings awn teh owtsied.
Nawt haz tattoo yet. Peersings, yep. Scars, nawt deliberate but yep.
Yur eyes sownd way kewl.
Tatoos? mah abatar iz a tattoo i hab on mah back (tween mah shulders)
**shrugs** I gess dey iz.
Donut remembur wut collur dey wuz wen I wuz younger. Dey awlwayz luuked bloo oar green dependin awn wut I wuz warin.
ooh… i ownlee hab teh braun eies… yoors sownd pritty
Wish mine was eben brown, taht can be gorjus. Mine juss kinda muddy-lukking greeny-brownish-swampy culured. :/
Mebbe I shud try battin my eielashes at teh guies an see wut happenz!
D’you spose teh boys be
a) skered,
b) board,
c) haz teh brayn-oberload?
ah okay.
.
at birth both (mine) were blue, sometime during the biochemical hell known as puberty, one eye gradually turned green. The intensity of the green as a fairly accurate emotional barometer.
So, wut emoshuns chanj it? Duz it get briter/greener oar wut?
aifinkso awl dis jammies tawk is maykin dem loopy. speekin uv loopy… iz awl outta beir.
*skampers tu teh fur-rige an pulls owt sum payl ayl* ennibuddy ellz want wun?
the brighter and deeper the green, the more intense the emotional state. be it good or ill.
So Dan….dis “ahem” u did erlyur.
U gots coff oar sumfin?
Iz ur iron lung rusted?
U need sum of my coff medisin?
Yesh, tank-ye, CC81, ai’d lub one!
*wobbles back down stairs*
*faintly GF can bii herd in the bakgrownd,*
kom bak
Wud aye miss?
Oh mai…
tattoos
skars
peersings,
multi-color eyes
mood ring eyes
loopy jammies…
Bloomers
Glad tew see the sekkund shift is here.
Ohai Dan!
*washes hands*
N-E bawdee interested in talkin tew uh
idiomatic
jobless
hitler lipped
FCM infused
gunky banged
frozen ear waxed
chapped lipped
scatologist
wif a spare clorox wiep?
*snags bier frum CC81*
Fanky!
Nope.
I gotta go, it’s either that or talk to the police (the boss threatened to have us “escorted” off the property if here after hours).
.
be back tomorrow, more graduations………yay.
hanz bottlol tu OtherMother…Hai der! Hao yu been dis fyn ebenin?
G’night Dan!!!
Aifinkso we may has borked NC…
Bye Dan!
See ya laytur.
Hope dat coff gets bedder.
Nytee nyt dan!
Oh luk at dat. I pulled uh jamamakitty wif the italics.
So, NC, did wii bork yoo?
I dunno ’bout yew guize, but GF put forth gud effort tew turn north tew south.
Scarlett wuld bii prowd.
Fanks foar teh interlude Dan.
Bii safe and hazza gud nite.
OOHai! CC81, ai bee bery gud! fankyu! Hubcat’n'#2 dawter bee on teh wae too owr home, itz her weekend fur deh bizet, vizt, weakend wif Daddycat. Ai bee hapy..mii Dadcat bee recobberin’ & ai gotz to see him’n'Momcat in der neow home.
Ai haz a bit’o'piece nd quiet noaw. Mii kittyz snoring cloze-by, gud frendz to tawk wif in cheezlan..wat mor cud ai wann? =^!^=
*hides awl flannel sleepwairs wifakwikniss*
**iz glad iz too warms foar teh flannlol pj’s**
**iz glad teh webcam nawt awn, cuz hur iz warin wun of those nawt-dare-leev-teh-howse-innit-unless-howse-iz-awn-fyre-an-even-den-chanj-awn-ur-run-owt owtfits**
*SWOON*
*THUNK*
Wat u swoonin ovur now?
Oh nothin’. NDLTHIUHIAFAEDCAUROO’s conjur awl kinds ob images in my mind.
Ai told yew ‘fore Red, stay owtta dere.
Izza strange, scary adn sticky pwace.
three words for ya
wash
yer
hands.
Nawt to worree. I even carry my own sope in my purse.
Izzit teh speshul kind dat gits rid ob custayshuns?
*oops, adds dat tew the list ob maladeez*
J/K
NO IZ NAWT!
Iz Dr Bronner’s Peppermint likwid sope.
Alot of teh likwid sopes in teh publik baffrooms iz ruff awn my sensitib skin, so I carry my own sope in my purse.
Gee….skars, tattoos, peersins, multi-collerd eies, sensitib skin…. Iz I a beeg ole freek oar wut?
I’ll take WUT foar uh 1000 Alec.
**tries battin eielashes at NC ennyway, jes to see ifn deres enny effeck**
*thud*
Okay…..dat’s a noo reakshun….
**fanz NC**
Wayk up, man!
Huh, wut? Ohai Red,
Yew luckee ai didn’ runaway.
Dats wut ai yooshually dew wen dere’s bats.
Nawt really. Yooshually ai frow rawks in teh air and watch dem swoop down wif their echo locayshun skills.
I nawt see menny bats arown dis area. Donut kno why, mebbe dere nawt menny oar mebbe I nawt in teh rite playse.
Enny-hoo, I needz to get sum sleeps. Iz aftur 1 inna moarnin heer an I lawng ago turned in2 a punkin.
Pleasant dreams Red. Snugglol tite.
Doan let the…well…yew know.
Teh onlee fing I want nibblin awn me in bed iz…
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.
.
sumfin I inbited.
*Hands Red engraved thingamabob*
Lemme get sum sleep nawt-sekkund, ‘k?
Sleep-deprived redhed iz NAWT a gud fing!
Sew go. Hooz stawpin’ yew?
*fluffs Red pillow*
*tucks Red in sheets liek mummy*
*places gals ‘o milk awn nitestand*
*tells story*
*sings lullaby*
clicks awf lite
er…um…dats glass, nawt gallons.
Doan want Red gittin up ebery 5 minute tew pee.
sleep littlol anglol…sleep
*humz*
hm. we hadda saem thot, red, but ai nawt refreshed
8-0
ohmai!
*runs tew get cattelprawd*
zzzzzzzzzap1
Hey, dat reminds meh.
Dew yew noe hao tew maik unfilled caramel Long Johns?
WHY am I thinking about that famous talking cat?
Oh my dog….Oh Long John….
Wun of my fabrit bideos: Hi-freakin-larious!
“Oh don piano”
I do I do I do I do I do…
*fawls awf chair*
ai hab nawt maed dem yet in mah car-ear but ai can has a reel gud donut battur respispy! ai will try tu maek dem iffin yu wanna be mah pinny gig fur deh taystin!
Pinny gig? Sure. Jes let me see doez reel…um…diamonds again.
Shor! ***taeks off teh nekky-lace adn hans ober tu NC66*** See? awl sparklee an has a shinee tu!
NO LCB! Mein! *rubs butts awn nekky-lace*
Mein!
Mein!
Mein!
*suddenly feels liek a sea gull*
BUTTS? U gots moar den wun?
Beesydez, dat’s MY moov!
ROFLMAO!!! *wieps leeky iis* yu kin keep teh nekky-lace, NC…
**mumblols unner bref…dey iz nawt reely reel wuns enniway**
*snerk*
Er…um…dat ? wuz foar CC81.
stoopy WP
Wut teh ach ee dubblol hockey stix dudez?
Ai fink the mods gawt cawntrol ob WP. Dis supposed tew go unner my udder misplaised cawmint.
Taht’s okeh, nc66. Evverybodi knew taht question could only have been addressed to CC81, our professional baker of scrumptious sweet stuffs.
Gud nite, cheezfrenz — ai iz dun wif werk until Mundane!
*waevs bai-bai*
nyetee nytez! hope yu be habbin an egg-salad weekind!
Gud nite awl! Fanks fur teh LOL’s!
‘Nite, KK!
mmmmm… dems furry AND crunchy!
I can has variety pak?
Ai ordurred Happi Meel. Wy deez fuds nawt luuk happi?
I’m gonna soo Mikky D’s.
My Happi Meel nawt werked. My mood wuz nawt improoved aftur lunsch.
Ai finkso mebbe dey fergitted to put in teh sekkrit happi ingreedyent.
Ai thot it wuz sposeded tu be cheezburgur meel wif applol joos an teh mowsee wuz teh toi!
Ohyes, Mikkie D’s? Plz tew put mowsie in mai Happi Meel so’s ai kan be richrichrich, k?
*skreems* EEEEK!!1! A MOWSE!11!! *sekkritly puts sweet liddle mowsie in pokkit an gibs it a fronsh frie*
Red, iffn yu onlee 8 onez ob deh Happi Meel, ‘member dat deyz maed fur deh kiddlitz. Wii probly way 2X ah kiddlit sew yu gotta 8 two meelz, rite? Dey onlee putz jus so much “happi” in each!
{{{Red}}} Hear hab an extree hapy from mii, fren.
lubyubye! =^!^=
Fanks, OM.
U mite has a poynt dere, butt I finkso I gonna has to try uthur opshuns.
Well, ish bin fun but ai gotta hed owt tu kerryokee nite nao
*wun wai or anudder…i’m gonna gitcha gitcha gitcha…**dansdansdans**
Hay! Mebbeh dat wut teh lolkitteh be singin tu himzself!
Bye CC81!
Has teh fun!
Buh bye CC81. Tell Blondie ai sed ohai.
Bye! Sing pretty! An leeve um wif a smile! =^!^=
Whalll, mae frenz ai mut goez tidee up a liddel den hitz teh hay. Diz haz ben fun!!!
{{{{{NC,Red}}}}} Hapy Tailz!
Nite, OM.
Donut let teh hay hit bak too hard!
Yeah, wut she sed. Doan let it needle yew either.
Alrite! Dat’s teh last straw.
Oh, shoot. Nao hao kan ai properlee enjoi mai diet Ppesi wif lime wen yu took teh last straw?
Oops, rong straw.
**digs in glub compartmint of car**
Heer’z a straw.
Hay! Dew yew awlays hab tew git the last wurd?
lips
Dere’s uh wurd foar yew.
Help spread the wurd
Oh, u nawtee boy!
w u r d
Ohai darth. Ai didn’ see yew there at nawt sekkund.
How’s tricks awn the death star?
ai seek refyooj frum adolessent angst
Oh, an mai goggie juss killed a rakkoon. Geez. Awful. Between dawterz an goggies, teh deth star iz wun krazee plase tew be rite nao.
Doan wii awl.
Teen angst iz teh pleh.
Yor goggie killafied uh raccoon?!?
Dats wun hellayshiss goggie, (dat wuz complimint).
Ai’ve had 80 lb german shepherds dat woan go neer rockies, eben tho dey take awn uh 120 rotty iffn it stepped inna same yard azza kidlets.
Ahhhhhh. Finally gawt teh place tew myself.
*shouts*
ECHO…Echo…echo
Hmmm, cuppla lurkers out there.
Talk ’bout echo locayshun.
Aw well, time tew go to teh medow.
*sawnters awf*
nitey-niet, nc66
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