-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous PARTNERSHIP | U sees it, Next »
» 154 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
On the Journey of life,
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Independent Bear
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Tub Regrets
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
GOZLINGZ
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Pocket Protected
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
A FATHER'S EYES
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Limitless Spinach Party
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST SHOW EVER
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
Too Rad To Reload
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
My Unborn Child Totally Looks Like The Punisher
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Guns Can Be Girly Too
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Ring of the Day: GLaDOS You Came!
Doan’t let him in tho
w00t annipuss, good thot! is better to admire dat kitteh from a distanz!
Sum aminlolz aer bedder admyred frum a saef distuns!
We haz fouwn it and we iz nawt happee abowt it!!
izz Caturdae mornin’ here, jest about thyme for sekkind breffast. Izzit about thyme for afternoon snakkies dere?
*offerz coffeeez maid from fresshlly grownd, organikally groud beins de Dominicnom Replolbick*
Yiss, Affernoon snakk tiem heer an it’s berry cawld 2dai, so sum hawt cawfee wud be grate!
congrash on nawt gettin secund agian
(see ^^ I’z not using teh f-wurd aneemoar)
Yay fur anwt using F-wurd an fur teh polyteniss!
Haz we meeted befoar? Walcome tu Cheezland! *offurs floofeh paw uv frendship*
we prolly hasn’t meeted yet .-. this my 3rt reeplai. I’z not too conifi.. condi.. erm… >_> not too shoore of mai langauge skilz. Has girman axent. We prolly spaek funneh engrish. But! *kindlee axapts floofeh paw uv frendship*
tha’s verree nais of oyu
Nawt tu wurry bowt langwidge skills… iz menny peeps arown whu speeks uvver langwidges, an peeps frum awl ober teh whirrld! Iz fun, coz lolspeek be so fonetik that yu can HEER teh aksents in a way yu cannawt wif ordinaree spelling.
An yu get local expreshuns an fings taht be berry funneh in uvver playsis that nawt haz tehm.
Most conversayshun be awn teh most resent LOL, we awl just moov when a gnu wun comes up. Come play wif us?
aifinkso we AWL speek funnee inglish!!
plsd 2 meet u!
Gooten tawg! You speek vurry good LOL. Welcum to tha site!!
Thx fur teh congrats. Plzd 2 meat u!
that lynx is just a bebbeh, the house-kittehs could take ‘im in and raise a true doggie repellant.
LBT produckshun ov “Teh Junglol Buk.”
Needles to say, we cannot afford a hole junglol or even a hole book. Would has to be: Teh Unkempt Backyard Pamphlet.
Cliff Notes of doom?
The Misplaced Suburb of Tinfoil?
mebbe Scituate it in annipuss’s backyad?
Mai bakkyard iz 2 wyld fur dat! Hebben ownlee noez wat wyld aminlolz mite be hydin dere…
teh Peep uv teh Wyld?
Seanya be groaning, an sez: “Wif tu grasshoppers an a ladybug.”
ware it’s at!
ai gotz two grasshoppersz anna ladeebug!
ware it’s at!
ai gotz two grasshoppersz anna ladeebug!
Ummm I don’t nose. My dearly-beluvved Rottweiler boi, a strapping 117 pounds of mighty moose muscle, was unsure of and a bit frightened of a *baby* wolf/shepherd mix. He outweighed that pup by 100 pounds and still knew there was something not quite right. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a wolf – far from it! – but that there was a power there that even a very, very large Rottweiler didn’t have.
attitude matters much.
when in a desperate situation, and ya just don’t care which of you lives or dies…..and the other party knows this…..even a “biker” will back down.
Wow. Gotta respect moose muscle taht can see (oar prolly “smell”) past apperinces! Ossim goggie yu got tehre.
‘Zactly. R goggies n kittehs kno wildz whenthey seez it.
I wondr hao longz it was b4 the kittehs “un-puffed”!
I lyke dat
Dis missing lynks still wawkin on awl 4′s adn still haz no pozabul thumbs. Danggit, still need da hyumans for important stuffs.
Yu just sparked a idea (qwik, sumbuddy stamp on it an put it owt!).
.
Imagine iffn hoomins bilt robots fur kittehs. Hao wud hoomins, kitteh, an robots adapt?
.
Needs a bedder titlol tahn, “I, Catbot.” An ai duzn’t knoe hao we ebber gonna get awl teh Laws of teh Kittehs down to just free…
Wiff Azimoff gone der is nowun to tern to fer hep.
Laws ob catbotix:
1. Nebber harm a Kitteh
2. Nebber dew nuffing that cood cause harm to the kitteh
3. Nebber allow a kitteh to come to harm frew inaction
4. …
Plz tu note that #3 incloods, nebber allow a kitteh tu starving tu deff due tu nawt purrviding enuff cheezburgers, gushifuds, cabiar, an uvver appropriate noms.
Appropriate noms = toona! nawt 2 forgittinging teh toona!!
Yu see? Iz rly hard to keep teh Laws (Catbotix = catbox?) frum proliferating awl ober teh plaice!
.
Plaice iz appropriate noms, too…
*whispers* catbotix = cat-bot-ics liek robotics
resistance IS futile.
don’t know da tuna…but if you humma few bars i can fake it! @>)
4. Allwayz giv cheezburgerz 2 Kittahz
5. Nebber giv Kittahz bafs
6. Allwayz giv kittahz constant luv & affection.
7. …
OMCC, poster-kittehs fur aggressive-threat bodee languidge!
Yet teh links lukk so calm an cureeus.
heh, mebbee da lynx is wondering if those creachures be good noms?
or just wondering “can you come out and play wif me, pweez?”
The links noes it can has nuffin tu feer!
yeh, the linx has the “Ah kin whup all-y’all” thing a-goin’
*fynds kanopunr*
*opins kan uv whoop@$$*
heer ya goe!
*snerk*
awl ya big summiches line-up
awl ya little summiches…..bunch-up
Yup. I can take you with 3 outta 4 pause tyed behine mai bak!
arrr how cute! wanna cuddle!
Oar teh wuns whu currintlee iz in battlol-mode an will rip yu apart fur innerfering?
*gets owt teh nawt-sekkund aid kit an dials 9-1 awn teh fone*
awl ob dems… wud bees a worfeh def.
Robbe, yu lieks to lib dangermousely, dusn’t yu?
Wud bee okai wif teh kittehs iffn teh lynx went missin agin, ifinkso.
Izzat a cowch/soffa/whateber awn teh pateeo???
If so, iz no wunner tehy gots linksis, tehy gibbing teh comfee sleepy spots!
Mabye itz a feral sofa.
oh come qwik, lookowdawindda izza very rare wild nauga hyding in plain site!
That’s how they get u! Itz easy enuff to know to avoid them in teh wild, but if they infiltrate a herd of domestic sofas you could easily fall victim to one. I hadded a uncle who went to Ikea to buy a sofa and came home in a little packing crate. *sniff*
Who? Ikea?
Teh sofas! Ai nebber gnoed what wyld wuns eeted!
Domestik wuns eet loose chanje an droppt candees-an-kittehtreets an remotecontrols an fings. Ai did nawt gno wyld wuns eet hyoomins!
OIC. It didnot halp that my unclol was waring his suit maded from remote controls and wif buttons maded from loose change. He was a risk-taker, he was.
come to think on it….a buddy of mine that I house/pet-sit for has a sofa that might be part nauga. This would explain why when I sit/lie on the thing I immedietly succumb to unconsciousnessess…..ess.
.
eets tryin’ ta eeet meh
If it can aneth… annes… make yu sleeps, yu nawt can resist being nommed!
Yeers ago, my dad had a gui conbinsed dat dere wuz sutch a animlol az a Nauga.
My dad tellz funnee storees, moast of dem iz nawt reel, butt teh way him tellz dem iz berry convinsin.
Delayed snerk!
Wii iz had a bobbie kat neer by wun winter. Ai mayde Chow-mix cum awai, Ai wuz afraid kat wud hurt goggie.
Prolly nawt, butt…. (!!)
lolcatburglar, yew kill mee!!! Ewe iz sew funneee!!
“Apolachian Sofaz Habitat,” nxet awn Wyld Furrnitoor!
*snerk*
DANEJUR DANEJUR!
*wayvs floofie paws wyldlee*
poyntee eer uhlerrt!
Not to menshun teh pufftail.
Whoops. I menshunned it.
do i shcmell pom freet?
*eggs aspirated sigh* NO, u does not. They is teh all gone now, eggsept teh one that falled under teh seat in my splortscar.
U letted teh ayre awt uv teh eggs?
eet waz yust a small yolk.
Tawkin uv daynjur… Dis mornin awn teh bus, sumwun had a selfone wiv teh skaeree moozik frum syekoe az teh ringtoen!
Isn’t taht illegal? Liek showtin “Fyer” in crowdid theatre?
Aifink yoozin a selfone inna bus shud be ill eagul eggsept in an immerjunsee!
That reminds me… I’m off to teh firemans’ station. I’m gonna go in there and yell “MOVIE!” and see whut happens. BRB
Bring us back sum fyremens and fyrewimmins!
Hmmm…mebbe I shud try dat. Dere iz fyrehowse nexst door to my werk. (An can yoo beleev I nawt been dere yet? Yah, amazin.)
Also, dere is Nashunal Gard center jes up teh rode frum werk. I finkso I need to go “trollin” soon.
Whare ai cum frum, tehy has bobcats, liek cousin tu links. Onse won attakkeded a turkee huntur coz him waz maiking noiz liek reel turkee! Dese wiled kittehs beyoutimus tu looks at, nawt gud fur cuddlie!!!!!
Ifn’ somebuddy I was cuddling started making a noise like a reel turkey, I’d attack him too!
Iffn ai hadde a dollar fur ebery time sumwun ai wus cuddling turned owt to bee a reel turkey…
Meez too. Iz be da richez grl evar!
Doent noe hoo gotz wurse shok, turkee huntur or hongree bobcat!
Intended to be turkeytarian, but gotz humanytarian quizeen
Wii no kan -bleev no wun fott tu chek b-haind teh chayr n-til nao.
LOLZ! Links iz awl “phs, whatevs” wile kittehs r awl “GRR I R A BIG KITTEH!”
Lynx stawks awf mutterin “boi sum kittehs shure git hissy wen u tri tew sel tehm sum magazeen subskripshuns”
Teh findr kittehs doan’t luk 2 happeh to haz fownd da lynx
relax kittehs, iz jus a fleecie frum anuvver species
Deese kittehs has a angry. O.o
Ohai, ai iz goin off topic ( sorri butt (snerk) dis topic iz off) wii wented tu see da Star Trek moobie, an ai jus wanna brag. As a teen, boff mi huzby an miseff haz been tu Vulcan an rock climed all ober da area dat the elderz hung out.
Kewl! Didyoo meet Mr. Spok’s famblee? Did yu speek berry lojikcly?
noe noe lojik, waz teenagr. Onlee fablies ai meteed waz waz kyotes, snakeez an spidies da siz ob Ur hand. Inna desert nawt such good playce tu put out fluffy pas ob frenship.
Oh, yes, ai fergettied–”teenaje lawjikc” iz oxy … toximor … nawt eggsisting awn teh same plane wif eech odder.
Yu nawt petted doze floofy spiderz?
seein’ those trantulas can have fangs the size of a rattlesnake…………yeah, I wouldn’t put my hand out to them either. btw, we have them in north-central-texas as well.
Wen I werked foar teh Unibersitee of KY, dey had a exposishun of soarts, an I letted a taranshoola walk awn my hand! It wuz weerd.
Bravest fing I ever did….oar wuz dat stoopidest?
Ai fotso “brave” an “stoopid” werr cinnamins …er, sinnanimz?
Mebbe it depenz awn teh owtcome – brave iz wen it turnz owt gud an stoopid iz wen it nawt turnz owt so grate.
*rites taht daown fur fyoocher refrense* Yup, yup, taht makes sense. Yu berri wize, rhsb! *sits at rhsb’s feet an waytes fur more enliten mints*
Oh honey, ur at teh rong feets!
I am prolly teh last wun u shud be lissenin to. I has dun so menny stoopid fings, u wud nawt beleev it.
{{{rhsb}}} taht hadda sad sownd. Yr nawt sad, ar yu?
Yesh, I am.
I has been battlolin teh grate monstur of depreshun an latelee itz been winnin.
Ai gibs yu anudder hug. {{{rhsb}}} Ai hates taht monster sew hard.
it is an insidious beast, ya can’t always see it coming ’till it bites ya in the nethers.
Oh, btw rhsb, in teh innerests ob full unclosure, mebbe yu nawt rekugnizes me in mai darthmommy owtfit, but ai knows yu. Ai’z Nadia.
Yr rite stagehan, it tends tew swallow me hole an ai nawt noes it until ai findz maiself in teh dark.
NADIA?!?!? OMCC! **hugs darthmommy**
Dan – U iz so rite. Iz lyk a brik wall dat popps outta noware an teh nexst fing u kno, ur awn ur baksyde, feline lyk a turtlol dat nawt kin get up.
Yes, ai nawt played heer for a wile, but Lyanthya going gibbed me a big sad, an ai commed bak.
Yah, losin Ly has relee affekted us awl.
Yep yep, nods. Depreshun iz teh faborite pet ob my inner narcissist and my inner cynic. Dey dew battlol wif each udder sum timez tew see hoo gits tew play wif it while my inner child shrinks intu uh corner.
Eez pro-zap! reelee teh bestest aunty depress aunt abailuble oar ees dere bettur stuffs owt dere?
Heya NC, seen as a sticker on a motorcycle helmet
“My inner child is a mean little f*&$^er”
Prozak wuz nawt gud foar me. It putted me to sleep.
Eet dusnt do dat tu mii, butt ai hav nebber notissed teh so-called happee pills effect eiver.
To AfriCat: different antidepressant drugs work better for different people. The advantage of Prozac isn’t that it’s more effective per se but that it stays in the bloodstream a long time, so you don’t have to take it as often (which makes it easier to stick w/the schedule for taking it), & doesn’t cause a “rebound” if you stop taking it. Rebound depression can be very dangerous. But some people have side effects from Prozac, or just find that something else works better for them. A lot of these drugs take a few weeks to kick in, though, so ya gotta hold on till they take effect. (I’m a medical editor, so I’ve read a lot about these things.)
I’m sorry to hear so many people on this site are dealing w/this problem. I know some people w/depression, & it can make a real difference when they find the right medication. Good luck to all of you in finding the one that works for you!
I sawr a documentary one time about a group of peeps going through arachnophobia therapies. One of the early steps was to touch a reggaler-sized spider such as u might find in ur house or garage. Teh spider was more ascared than any of teh peeps. Teh “graduation” was to hold a tarachular.
I realized I would’ve been far more scared to touch teh little spider than teh bigger one, mostly because I have never (knock on wood) finded a taranchular in my house or garage whereas I has encountered far moar of teh little ones and was scared doodyless.
I gets confuzed cuz Vulcan iz reel place (Alberda, Kanada!) an dere no rocks to climb, is big flat feeldz! You meen Vulcan moobie lokay- loc- plays dey film, yah?
Kitty!
Oh, yeah, we bad, we bad, uh huh. *wispers* stoopy lynx cannawt open door, rite?
**Red comez bak in, maykin saym entrins dat hur did awn teh prevyus lol**
Ohai guies, I fawled bak asleep.
Ohai agin Red! Brite eyed an bushy tailed ai hoap?
Moar liek bite tayled an bushee eiid, Aifink!
Teh onlee fing bushee awn me iz my hed, even aftur brushin. Nuffin too brite, I’m afraid.
Ohai, AC!
Nawt even cloase, unforchunatlee.
Heer yu goe Red, hav sum Kahwa (Arabic kawfee) itl wake yu oop surenuff!
Fanks, AC!
**sips coffee**
BOOOIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Wow, dat’s sum seryus stuff!
soory I must haz missed it… ‘toopid goggie kept puttin her hed on mai laptop
sorry!!!!
Goodness! Look at those poofy tails! Very scared/angry kittehs!
An teh archt bakks!
Oh… missing lynx. Missing link. Ha.
Hee.
Ho.
i iz gettin kitteh soon!!!11!!ONE!!!1!
**hassa jellus**
Duz u kno wut kinda kitteh ur gettin?
ai just gawt me a manx kitten….hims has piccys under ma profiles
**NC wanders in wearing cargo shorts & T-Shirt**
**accented by a new ensemble ob scabs and broozez**
(warshed and groomed)
Ohai, NC.
Wut happend? Why yoo got noo skabs an broozez?
Ohai, Red.
Last nite wen ai went up stairs tew see about uh cawmoshun, GF wuz in teh bedroom suite wif lites awf giben meh sum serius kom hithers.
Ai entered wif much anticipayshun adn followed her voice tew where teh bed wuz (well yoosed tew bii) wen suddenly…
*OUCH* Wut the hek? *BANG* *OOF* Razzin Frazzin
*stumble stumble* *crunch* YEOW! *clonk*
GF had lubingly rearranged room, and wen ai went in, ai stubbed my toe awn the foot ob the bed. Disoriented by teh pain, ai turned and ran intu uh dressor. Ai paniked uh liddlol and tried tew maik my way bak tord teh lite in teh doorway wen ai tripped ober/stepped in uh wicked baskit sending me intew uh dive. As a final insult/injury, ai banged my hed awn uh hutch awn mai way down to the floor. Ai stumblol bak down stairs in serch of medical attenshun wif GF cawling affur meh (WAIT!). Apparently, she paniked uh liddlol tew and foargawt tew turn awn teh lite az she rushed to mai aid and gawt flanked by her own creation. She came down uh moment laytur, and wii nurzed each udders boo booze and laffed about it. Later awn, wii went bak up wif the lites awn dis tiem, and ai wuz amazed dat teh entire room wuz a virtual mirror image of its foarmer self. Ai wuld nawt hab imajined it wuz pawsiblol foar her tew hab turned it awn its axis liek dat iffn ai hadn’t seen it myself.
*snerks*
Dat sownz lyk sumfin dat wud happin to me.
I borked my toes awn my nawt-sekkund weddin nite – hanged dem awn door faysin. Owch.
I finkso it wuz a sine.
Nebber underexclamate teh powers ob a gf wif a redecrating ideeya.
Oar ob a “kum hither”!
Ohai, DK! Gud to see yoo.
I finkso I shud tayk lessuns frum NC’s GF awn how to do teh “come hithurz”.
Teh last tyme I tryed it, it nawt werk.
Speakin’ ob which, ai gawts tew go. Seems teh rest ob the roomz iz sumhao owtta kilter nao, and ai gawts sum new chores tew dew. (hii sed az GF iz wagging a finger at him tew kom see her)
Ahem! Umm, ai haytz tutelyu butt (!) ai finks taht iz nawt a lynx. Taht izza bobkittoon aifinkso. Oh, Don Piano — Happii Caturday!
Kitteh in baskit luks liek sum sort of awfurring dat the udder free brawt foar teh lynx.
Ohai Qween!
Wif teh bobbie kat dat wuz neer heer, Ai cud nawt seez teh feetz — liek kitteh in pixshur. An teh feets, and eers tu, is showz weather is bobbie or missing kat.
Love that bobcat!
I could be wrong but I think that is a bobcat.
As compared to the bobcat, lynx have super giant feet with fluff all around, tend to have a more pronounced double-peak beard,
longer ear tufts, fluffier ruff, and (the super sure give away)
a black bottomed tail (not white like the bobcat).
The bobcat is less secretive than the lynx and more likely to
be peeking in your window.
This cat appears to have double black bars on the forelegs -
common to the bobcat. I’ll bet ten on bobcat.
I’ve worked with plenty a wild cat, hands on.
The most startling things about lynx and the bobcat – when you
first get your hands on the fluff up close-: they are solid as heck, and
they are big for their weight – real big.
me-ow
*please return to your regular schedule of catcatcat*
Hard tu tell wen cant sea feetz or tayle, but u mai b rite. I nawt seen liev bobcat altho herd won at nite wonce–eerie screem!!
It is a bobcat. The picture is from an Arizona news website, people have been having problems with bobcats hanging out in their yards and going in the hot tub.
Dis won skeers me lyk dat won a YL bak abowt teh eegel staring down at teh kittehs frum teh deck rayl. YL ai wuz in Victoria, BC las weak, ai heerd nasty stories frum our toor guydes abaot tem fyndin cat collars in teh eegles nests–wit eye-dee tagses an ebryting. It seems teh eegels wuz uzin teh condo balcoknees az teihr own purrsonal boofays. Ai wuz aggasst wit pitty fer teh pore kittehs. Dey has teh coogers also dat goez into peeps’ yardz an heps demselfs to teh goggies an kittehs. Bootiful playse, but I no tink ai cud live dare, ai nofinkso!!
There’s my Lynx, sis. No wonder the internet it down.
El Lince Perdido, or The Missing Lynx: Paws on the Run
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0951333/
Lynx: “What?”
Cats: OMGWTFBBQ!!!
That’s nice, although….that’s a bobcat, not a lynx. Me thinks a better caption is needed.
Poor little boy,
he just wanna have a friend,
but it seems that nobody likes him! :’(