DO YOU SEE THE LOLKITTEH WHO STOLE YOUR CHEEZBURGER, MA’AM? I’M PRETTY SURE IT WAS #2, OFFICER!
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SPLORT WARNING LEBEL ELEBENTEE!
Plz tu wair yur strongist purrtekshuns befoar vyuing tehse six adorabul lil tabbeh floofehs!!!!!!!!!!
*FAIL*
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
*heddesk*
Itty bitty Kitteh Misdemeanor Committee?
I was framed!
*wipes cheezburger crums from mouf*
*frames LCB wif a shinee gilt frame*
*hangs her awnna wall inna gallree*
Is it jus me, or is LCB a littlol cruked?
Iz it jus me, or is LCB a littlol cruked?
I think it’s just u.
HAY! Kwit drawring a mustache on me!
KG iz nawt crooked atawl!!!!
Hoorai! Ai iz bak in Cheezland! Menny thx to Tofuburger an Miniburger 4 unborking mee!
*Throws confettii and then contemplates LCB’s noo luk*
U was borked?
*pulls KG aside* Lissen, if u get borked again, donot under any pomp and/or circumstances has P-K stitch u together again. U mite end up beside urself. Literally.
Hmph. Tihs be teh fanks ai gets, fur putting yu back tugevver. An wif eben moar thums tehn befoar azza bonus!!!
Oh, ok. Thx for teh double and triple digits.
*gives P-K a high-elebenty*
Yu’d fink yu donut lyk polydaktyls!!
*hai-5s back*
*Polly Daktyl flaps leatheree wings, glides into room, perches awn PK’s shoulder adn munches leftover cheezburger crumbs*
Rawk?
Yayyayyay! Ai haz a happeh yu be heer!!!! Iz much moar funner tu play tehn tu lurking in teh shadoes!
*bats milk jug ring in KG’s direkshun*
ohai kvnsgrrl!!!!
*hugz an schmooz to my favrit substitoot burfday fairy*
Ai dunno abowt u, but LCB is as strate as er…. um….
Hay! U hangded me upside down. All teh blud is rushing to my thumbs, of which I seems to have moar than usual.
Iz gud fur tehm, will halp teh tishoos tu knit tugevver moar bedder!!!
At leest u iz recoberered frum surjury! Ai wuz afrayd teh anestetik mite b tu mush!
Whut side effects can I eggspect, she asked leadingly?
U mite b saying sum stranj wurds fur a feu dais, iz majur sied effekt uf buk anestetik!
O, ok. I’ll watch out for that and be sure to duopoly.
Iffen it bothurs u, taik a nunabridjed dikshunari an cawl mee inna mourning.
I has often hads to eet my words but I donot think I has ever had to eat anybuddy else’s.
ROFL, LCB!!!!!
Floccinaucinihilipilification iz best cut intu fibe peeces adn nibbled on wib sum catnip.
Nunz iz nao abridjin teh dikshunary?
*mind bogglols*
Abnormul hitch-hiking tekneeks
Biggur den average gluvs
Confyoozhun wen ur pointin at fings
D…
Dial lolphone with one gesture
Eyes get poked when
pickingblowing noseFastest-ever texting ability
Gratest tieping speed evah
High-sixes insted uf high-fibes
Increesed abilety tu hoald awn tu fings
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c-c-c-c-c-combobreakzors !!!
Just amaizing reachifying
Kitteh gruming wifout needing tu uze a brush
Lightening-fast sine langwij
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Mind numbing shadow puppets
Number crunching wifowt having tew take awf shooz
Original gang signs (truly)
P…
* flips LCB sideways *
better?
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there is liddlol knowed rool ob thumd dat sez teh average guy’s um, er tackle is three times the lenf ob hiz fumb. How dis applies to LCB who is nawt a guy but has three extry fumbs, I kaint guess.
ebbery guy in cheezlan is noaw staring at his thumb
*snerk*
naow taht she’s giltified…haz a ponder
****haow LCB steels her shinee self ?***
Is easy. I just has to sneek up on myself.
***ponderz haow taht werks*** ai alwayz sea meh kuming…an wif does fronsh fri fingerz, teh itty bitty nommin committee wood be awl ober u.
The fronsch fry fingers is teh all gone. One falled under teh seat in my splortscar so u could has that one if u wanted.
An then if yoo punches yurself in teh arm, yoo will know it iz reelee you!!
But… but… I might make myself spill my 16-ownse mokka wif extry spresso!
and carry yourself awai?
Only ifn’ I is covered in Calgon
washing machines live longer wid Calgon!
EARWORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooh shyneee…..
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oooh dots…
oooh teh smel of stayle fronsh frys.
Teh cyoot won, ossifer!
naw, wuz teh floofy wun
Assooom teh possishun! Ai will gib u miranandazize….U hab teh rites 2 be cyoot, U hab teh rite 2 meeeoooo, u haz…..
U haz teh rites tu haz gushifuds…
Yu habs rights, but nawt necessarily a left. Pliz be nawt turning dat way.
#2…hole taht number up sews we kan taek ur pitcher…no, nawt n front awf ur faice…we kneads tew b ablole 2 identifidy u four pawsible udder crimes.
Hur steeled teh milk frum teh cows tu?!!!
So … much …. kyootness!
So … much …. floof!
*holds CHRG bery titelee*
Oh carp. Aifink sheez gonna blow!!!!! *splort*
Ohnoes, waz nawt in tiem wif teh warning!
*runs in wif nawt-sekkund aid kit*
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif lemming-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif lello dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit moose fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?
Mmmm …. lemming-flavur.
Fankies fur teh dubbul-reskyoo, PK & Anni! Ai hadded mah CHRG on, but ai gess it had a week spot in it. *sigh* Dey duzzint maek dem liek dey yoosta.
wat iz “CHRG”
fanks
Is “Chicken Head Rubber Glove” (generalli dekorated with drawings adn stuff) which is teh ceremonial garment/device used to keep brains from splorting out of head from viewed kyuteness. Like on teh head of teh avatar of teh handsum nativeca66, one of whose posts you can see about halfway up the thread (his CHRG looks kinda lilac color, or maybi purkle).
Tank you for yur repli.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
My con-dole-unt-zez on yer splort. May yer branes git well sune.
*Scoops up Nightshayde’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee wif choise ov sweetnur and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until feline bettur.
Sposed tu b unner NS’s commint.
*feelz teh lub*
U can haz teh frash blooberris wif creems. Ai nawt eben dumps dem awn Ur hed tudai.
* holds up teh plastik bowl wif a lid onnit *
See is teh spill prufe lid!
* noms cheezburger wib a kwikness*
ha! stoopy kittehs!
* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
*clozes door tu teh trap. “Aha! Cawt a pinny gig!”
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*tayks GP pinny gig owtside adn puts in jiant catapult*
OH NOOOOOOOES!!!!!
*snaches teh GP pinnygig frum teh jiant catapult, putz him in her pokkit an runs away wif a quik swiftness!!
iz dat a guinness piggy in ur pokkit oar are u just happee tu see mii??
o noes! roedintz awn cheezburger pawtroll!
‘ai’m sry, u’ll hab tew turn taht cheezburger obber foar ebbidints’
*GP runsawaiagaynwifaqwikness*
Yesh, yesh, it wuz #2, rite in my shoe!
O no it cudnat be!! How cud any of these kyoot sweetiefase bebbehs have evil in ther harts?
Owait, they’re all kittehs. Nevurmind.
Itz nawt evil. Mebbe ebil … definitely mischiff.
Nah. Nawt miss chief. A feemayl chief wud be a chiefess.
Oar a chiefstress?
Oh hai!!
Richard sez oh hai, tu. And him preecheatez deh hugz u sended.
{{{Janet}}} << frum R.
Hay — maw bee wii kin ooze awl deez kittehs fur da low budjit purrductionamuns frum da last LOL — dat LOL wuz berry treeactrickle LOL — tree low budgit purrductions triin to go at ounce!
1. da guys frum PoiDuck
2. da moosickle starrin da cween (wif herz in a sparklee tassely kosruume!)
3. unnerwater Lady Godiva riding onna Hugh G. Manatee — filmin inna baftub iat da NB!
Mae bee det can be combinafied – den der be tree timez da budgit!
we can haz teh myoozikal verzun (starrin cween) ob lady godiba an da guyz frum poidukk!!
wayt! wut????
I duzn’t taking mine kloze off fur just ennywun, u noez!!
no, iz not yoo being nekkid in teh show, cween *patpat* iz KCT iffen hur duznt get hurz lawndreez dun today. yoo iz just singing teh song.
unless teh bud jit gets cutted eben furver.
*haz a wurry*
Maybe we shud has a nekkid chorus lien, in honor of Ly!
I volunteers! Who else??
Deez got to be Maine Coonz. So cute.
Aifinkso – teh tuftee ears an teh ever-which-wae floofiness are a shur sine. Also tehy has pritty big feets.
I tink it gotz to be kittah #5. He got dis, “Oh, I ate to much” look on hiz face.
Dat’s hymn rite der – sekund frum da leaft.
Whiskers are always the dead giveaway for illicit noms.
Not to menshun likkin his mouf.
Aie finks they iz all gilltee…..
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Of been too cyuteeeeeee
MAGGS!!!!!! *pounse*
*hughughughughug*
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Uh, yep… tehy be absolololootlee giltee uv taht!!
ohai Pk
((((((PK n Fambily)))))
Yesh, putz tehm awl in mai hoem, er, uh, teh jayle!
lok’em up n frow awai teh ki ….. tew mai heart ….cos dem stolded dat toooooo
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(((((Annipuss)))))
Ohai dere mistreess ob the litnin fingers
Gud 2 see u heer!
fank q it r nise tew be here
It are alwais nise to be here
3 and 4 look soo innocent
#2 is likkin hims lips – dat’s a gibbawai iffn ebber Ai seed wun!
Ecsept kitteh theree haz sew mush a happiface taht it must hab eeten sumfing bery tastee!
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY wifakwiknessbeforisplort to Kapri an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, buttery yello caeks wif krunchy topping an fresh froot and wippy kreem, fizzy frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif fun fings for dis gizing yorself!! sparkly hair clips, long brayds to pin in yor hair, sooper-snazzy dark glasses for luking liek a sekrit agint!! fevver boas in raynbo neon colurs, inflatable neon-colurd gittars, inflatable neon-colurd snaek swords, an pie rat hats, eyepatches, an beerds!!! all for teh dressing-up fun an to dis gize yor idenity shuld yoo finding yorself in a lineup at teh polees stayshun. also kandeez!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all your burfday wishes come troo!
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Ohai deer burfday fairy
Tomorrow iz mai burfday – an there iz wun thing ai want moar than enething in teh hole whirrled. Do yoo think. . .do you think ai cud maybee. . .do yoo think yoo cud pawssiblee. . .but no! Ai think it iz beyond eben yur moast wundermaus pawers.
But yoo DID say yoo can swish teh burday want – oh! nebbermind. Ai misred it. Itz a burfday WAND. But hey!! Taht mite werk too!
Wat wuld yu lyke fur yur burfdai JCH4k?
WUT???
It’s ur birfday tomorrow Janet????
OH NOES!! we need to has a party!! but when??
**frets**
ohai janet,
hey, if i kan granting rhsb’s sekrit wish, i kan doing anyfing!!
Well, dang!! I just git bak frum lunch adn want tu sit down adn play wif mai peepz. But Muzzer Naychur haz uzzer planz. Deh sky is dark and the thunderz is rumbling. Tiyme tu taking mai internet dish down.
Razzenfrantzen wurfless stromz! Stupee wind!
AWWW!!!
An ai just gotted heer!
I’m bakk.
#2 Kitteh: Ai nawt az fink az yew full ai yam ossifer.
oh deer! SPLORT x six!
*Scoops up gammacat’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem all bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat and sordid cukkies.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until feline bettur.
I would like to snorgle dem to find out
~Splort~
O noes, naow D.R. is daon!!!!
*Scoops up D.R.’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem all bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat and sordid cukkies.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until feline bettur.
Whew. Thank u, Kay.
Oh deer, deer D.R.!!!! Heer yoo ar – splorting at teh bottom ov teh thred again!!! Will yoo NEBBER lern????
But thank teh CC – sumwun found yoo at WUNCE!!! Insted ov daze laytur.
Yesh, I’z safe.
Oh noe! Im in danger of a splort! *Runs around looking for protection googles* *Oh noes I fear i have only 5 seconds!* *Finds teh goggles* *2…. *puts on goggles* 1…… YAY I’Z SAFE!
*phew*
heer, haz a CHRG an sum chonklit possums, just to be saef.
Ai tink ai need a CHRG too, ai feel ma branes expanding
Mah branes asploded from teh kyut kittehs awlso! Waht kind kittehs r deez?
I tink dose r Maine Coon kittehs!
Mai cat take grated carrots anytyme ober cheezeburger. Dis cud be I can has carrot?.com
Iz dis da roddery of what?
#2 Went to jail then got 10 other cheezburgers, then got out on probation! Thats cool.
Dis b teh settee, ebbry dai milyunz ov kittehs nom cheezburgerz at wun ov ar most faymus cheezburger stor, Teh N-N-Owt. Sum kittehs lurv teh dubbl-dubbl cheezburgerz. Dey b respekful kittehs, wurkin at jawbz tu ern munneez to bai cheezburgerz. Haoebber, sum kittehs prefurr tu steelz doz respekful kittehs cheezburgerz n lolruses’ bukkits. Dats ware ai com n. Ai karree a baj.
It b Caturday, 8:45 PM. Teh cattan b Ceilingcat, my parnnur b Ossifurr Longcat, mai naym b Sarjunt Joe Happycat. Wii wuz awn teh nyt wach wen teh cawl caym n abowt a cheezburger raw berry.