Monorail Cat Safari Park Route
can we stopz at teh libery afteh?
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Killer bunneh !!!
AAAAAAHHHH !!!
hes gawt grate beeg pointy teef…….
he’s a vicious liddul rodent !
Fetch teh hollee hand grenade of auntee ock!!!!
Wun, too, fybe!
Bunneh disapproves of this route!
Kitteh sez – Yoo Shall Nawt Pass!
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three, sir!
Er, three!! *throwz holi hand grenade*
Y u fink eet’z cawled “bunneh kik of deth?” Tehy kiks hard enuf tu hurtz!
Wun uv mai classmaets swares her bunny growls at hur if she gibs him yogurt drops an tehn him finks her myte taek tehm away!
Bunneh must hav fud issues !
On that topic-when ai werked at a pet supply store as a second jawb,we used to dare each other to eat various pet fuds.
The yogurt drops are nawt that bad.
Ai yoost 2 nibblol goggie biskits.
Me too,Annie! when ai wuz liddle gurl ai got wun fur me, wun fur goggie.
*nod nod* Me too.
Sum kitteh cruchifuds iz nawt dat bad, akshullee.
Otay — yous eet da crunchie fuds and kitteh eets da hoomins fuds!
Ai frekwentlee hav a kitten (Smokee) awn mai sholder growlin in mai eer! Dats wen Tammy ties tu tak awai hur faborite toy an ai become teh plaice ov sanktuaree,
well luukee dere, wp putz bak in teh achteeteepee naow, hoo nuu?
ok, diz iz weeeeerd. I hadda linkee in a post diz wun replyed tew, butt naow iz gon… did enneywun see my linkee befoar?
ai haz had taht happin afore, it showz fer a minit, den dysapeers, ai gess fer moderashun, an tehn….sumtymes….shoz up layter. mush layter.
foo eee awn wp :-p
RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!
*Brayv Sir Robin ran away*
hold awn to yer nuts, the squirrlol exhibitionists are next onna tour.
o.O
O.o
O.O
*cobers eyes uv teh yunger cheezpeeps*
yer graphics are a fair representation of this morning.
one eye open (reluctantly)
other eye open (regarding alarm clock)
both eyes open is disbelief/shock/dismay (why didn’t the frakkin’ alarm go off when it’s supposed to)
.
might wanna cover thier ears……I turned the air blue for a little while this morning.
So you decided not to be funky and dusty this morning after WRR’s generous gift of a coke-float last night?
I wish, they chased me outta da building. Then I wouldn’t have boogered the alarm clock somehow and thus been late to work.
*sigh*
oh, annybody hears of a BOLO for a honda civic “golf-ball”……..you didn’t see me.
Skwirrl nut zippers
but skwirrls not usually wear pants……..
nopez — dey purrfurr tongs
I meen tHongs!!
Da tongs wod bee da oochie!
thongs aren’t that frikken comfortable either.
But I suspect tongs wuz teh wurse – she prolly thot yoo wuz gonna yuse them in teh process of nommin teh rodintz.
Hey, Dan, we is doing a LBT produkshun down thred. Duz yoo wunna help with sets and stuffs?
HAY!!!
I resemble that remark!
O hai. U iz mawnuhrayl kat tu farmur’z markit?
Monorail cat meets Bun-bun. If you don’t understand this, check out {www.sluggy.com}
run monorail cat run!
Too lols a twunse?
Ai saw taht tu! Ai haz a confuzzled! Iz hard enuff tu keep up wif wun gnu lol atta tiem sumtiems!!!!!
When LOLs attak! Noos at elebenty.
Phlonquai phlonquais.
There yoosta be a monorail at teh Toronto zoo…
wow this LOL appeered wifakwikness after teh lazy catfight one.
Didit hav a kitteh fur a driber?
Aifink taht wud be a gud idear!
Ai keeps meening tu get tu teh Zoo, haz been menny yeers. Iz stoopy, we nawt taht far away (Kingston), but sumhao nebber get tehre…
Itz a very gud zoo if you like zooze. Very educayshanimal and lotsa reminders that zooze do imporfant pezervayshun werk to help you nawt feel too bad abowt captif aminals. Teh tigers are bery byootifull and playfull. U can still see teh monorail tracks, butt (mphh!) no monorail. Jest a little tractor-train kinda thing. Drivers are not kittehs; tehy are stand-up comedyens.
Heh! Soe arr kittehs! (stanup comics ai meen!)
Really? My kitteh iz teh most seriyus person I know. Very liddle sense uf humour! (at least, he duzn’t laff at MY joakes.)
AC, yer cat iz named Smokey, no? Mine too. Or Duman, in Turkish.
Mine doesn’t laugh at my jokes either, but I swear they laugh at me! Of course, that is fair, because I laugh at them too.
Butt tehy are so sofisticatted and gracefull! If I laff, I gets a VERY seriyus I-ar-ignoring-you.
Yes, accompanied by furious self-grooming and an I-meant-to-do that posture!
Duman? Kewl! Ai wunner wut teh Arabic fur smokey iz? Ai haz two kittehs, Tammy teh owldurr (1 year an ? munfs) an Smokey teh bebbeh (4/5 munfs).
I wud like to adapt a liddle sibling for Duman, butt (mphh!) Milady duzn’t think we’re reddy for anuther child in teh howse!
butt teh kittehs will entertain eech other! it will be less work…
(at leest taths what hubbeh cat told me!)
Hexcoos meh…. Butt(!) hoa dus wun maek teh smilee fayces blush adn moov adn tings??
Sawry 2 b disterbin teh subjeks uv consurvashuns…
The blushy faice is : oops : but wifout teh spaces.
Aifinkso is : roll : for
There is a tutorial on the Cheezetown Cryer on how to do it.
Here be teh list of awl smilies:
h t t p: //cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/weirdpress-smilies/
Just remob teh spaces
{{{{Upfi adn Harry}}}}
*hippity hops 2 cheeztown foar tutorial*
Ai is bak adn smileed up!!!
yay!
Nawt jest da dribber — kitteh iz da carz two — wear duz da peepz sitz?
Iz tehre a monorail in Cheezland?
monorail cat stops to permit vyooing of teh wildlife.
wildlife stands up to permit vyooing of monorail cat.
Pleeze to keep yer hans inna car, dese wabbits can be dangermuss!
Bunneh Trail Route, rite past Bunnway Airlines
Foar teh bunnehs dat is owt to pastcher.
Heer is wher teh Monorayl
Junkshuns wif teh Bunneh Trayl
Lukowt, Peter Cottintayl
Kitteh’s on his way!
ohai jenniffuurr! long tyme no see! (ai am nawt offin on this urlee.)
ai still members ur polah bayer pome!
They show extraordinary intelligence, even problem-solving. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one… when she looks at you, you can tell she’s working things out.
Laik hao tu rip owt yur jugularrr?!?!
Velocirabbitter!
Oooohhh! Jurasicdinosawr Park!!!! FTW!!!
So . . . um . . . wuld ther be enny dynosaurs in this dynosaur park?
Yesh, wiff beeg fangs, laik diss!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! RUNZ fur yur libes…
Agh! Pee inna flannic!
:snerk: for teh past few days, this phrase has been popping intew mai hed at teh most random times. So i’ve been giggloling at random times…
* goes awf to look for lost marblols *
becuz we alls knowd how smarties u has to be to sneekings ups on a leaf…herbavore!
Kitteh is hopin this is wun of those drive-thru parks wher teh aminals stik tehr heds in teh vehikle.
Teh part neerist hims mouf!
Ahhhh… yesh! Dat wood bee da gud!! Bunneh noms to fillz up da tank furr da return twip
Trick: Mommommom, ai hazza traumatized coz Cory willNAWT stawp pownsing awn me an iz nawt atAWL teh saem az when ai uset tu tu taht tu Loki an ai needs lubs an snugguls an brushings ryte naonaoNAO if yu reellee luvs me yu will until ai desyde ai haz had enuff….
Me: *sigh* *brush Trick wif teh wun hairbrush ai can find* *wunder whair Trick has hided teh uvver 3 brushes tihs tiem* *wunder hao tu go tu skool fur a mandatoree lab an brush a Trick bofatwunce*
Hai PK? Iz you OkeeDokee? I didn’t unnerstand yer post too much, butt (mmphh!) you can haz a hugz, jestincase yer needin it.
{{{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}}}
Ai otay – mai tuxie boy Trick be complayning bowt Cory an demanding teh tenshuns, but ai haz tu go tu class.
But ai always aksept hugs! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Fnark}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*leevs fur class wif black kitteh fur awl ober white-wif-kittehs scrub top*
Back in a cupple owrs!
*unlocks partmint door*
*no sine uv Seanya, still at kronik payn manijmint class*
“Ohai kittehs, ai iz… urk!”
*gets flattined bai a furoshuslee purring Loki*
*gets utterlee ignored bai Cory, Trick an Angel…
Unless tehy awl hadda fite an onlee Loki surbibed… him will nawt let me up tu go luuk!
*** NOUNCEMINT****NOUNCEMINT****
Dis iz an nouncemint regarding mii boi Matt. Az sumz ub you no he needz a bone marrow transplant furr ta tak car ub his leukemia … he has two potential donors — in Germany — der wuz none inna US dat matched heem. But we are stillz triin to signs up more peepz onda Bone Marrow Registry…
So – mi ant got a grant for a limited number of free registations on-line. You request the packet, doo the cheek swab yerself and send it back. Prolly just US cheeze peeps … the infurmasions iz:
***The free on line bone marrow drive promotion is from June 8th through the 22nd. There is limited funding so don”t wait!Sign up asap. (June 8th) Please send out a request to everyone you know.
Join the Be The Match RegistrySM online at www. marrow. org/JOIN (close da spaces) Use Promo Code: HFHMichigan
Sew eenywun who wants to joint the registry to helpz sumwun in da future dat you mite be a match for, please get your packet and sign up!! Dey esspeccially needz minority and mixed race peeps ta sign up az der are not sew meeny of dem onna da Registry …
Tanks and jeeps.
ElsaMama
I am a rejistered donor- prayers to you and ur boi fur finding a closer match, Elsa Mama!!!
o ai haz a sad taht ai wuz appearintlee nawt a match… gud luuk!
*sinds gud fwots tew EM an Matt*
{{Elsa_Mama}} ai checked teh site and it is onlee $52 to register if you miss teh promoshun. teh cheek swabs be eesy peesy, so get swabbing eberywun!
Ohai {{{ElsaMama}}} Ai will join tewdai fur shur. Ai send menee prayerz fur ur boi Matt.
Ai beeing in rong kuntree…. Ai onlee can send teh prayers an beems an light an hugs.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{EM}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Matt}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ohwayt! *puts it awn facebuuk fur US frends tu see*
I registered a long time ago…nobuddy wants mai boneymarro…*sigh*
Thx 4 postin teh linkee. Ai jus rejistered an it was eezy-peezy. Ai hoap Ai wil bee a match for sumbunny.
{{{ElsaMom & Matt}}} Gud lul wif de udder maches!
*Sends positive beems*
{{{{{elsa_mama an matt}}}}}
i iz alreddy on teh donor list, iz a very eezy fing to do an iz gud feeling to knowing yoo are tehr if sumwun needs yoo!!!
gud thots an prays taht matt kan getting himz donor soon!
Pardon me, sir. Duz yoo haz enny seets left? I has alwayz wunted to see teh whirld . . .
And besydes, is danjrus owt heer. I wuz beeten up and robbd by teh lokals. Yoo goin sumplayce sayf?
Yepp — dangermaus plase awlrite — Dat bunbun hab a blak aye — sumwunz wuz meen ta heem!!
Is a ruff nayborhuud!
Yabbut u should see teh other guy.
iz Yabbut a Rabbut?
not onlee a blak eye but alsew a BLAK EER! mai gudness!
Yeah! And a… a… GREEN PINKY TOE!
and a PEENK NOSE!
And a TIE-DYED APPENDIX!
*snort* OK, u win!!
Whut does I win? No moar still-warm applol juice or pork scratchings, plz. kthxyuck
you winz da attack lambie covered inna mint jelly!
Mint jelly? AIEEEEEE!
*runsawayinterror*
No worriez LCB da attack lambies bee udder yer controlz!! dey frows da jelly wear yous tellz dem (I dunno — pae bee at a particular Mousy?)
Oh noes, NAWT teh ty-dyed appendix of doom!
A peenk noes . . . lyke THIS wun, purrhapz?
kyoooooot!
aaawwww!
I luvs me sum klose-up pinky pinky nose shots!
*tries to think up a pinky pinky noes dantz*
*kik!* *runs nose into kamra* *twirl* *runs nose into kamra agin*
Exkweeze mii, butt (!) y yur pinky toe is green?
Iz haz da GANG GWEEN frum beein stompified upon — iz a beet smelly two ..
Is not my pinky toe. Is pinky toe of guy whut fighted wif teh bunneh. Things gotted a little bit ruff. Who knewed that a little mint jelly could cause so much damages?
Mint Jelly ?? — I foughted dat wuz furr da Lambies…? Den da damages iz nawt da Jelly per se …. butt iz da cookin dat happinz afore yous putt da jelly own …
Mabye teh bunneh’s opponent WAS a lam. I dunno, I didnot see teh fite.
Butt . . . butt . . . I thot lamz wuz paccyfists? As in “teh lyon and teh lam,” yoo noes like in teh famuss payn ting.
No, them lams is tuff. The lion might well lie down wif teh lam, but whut they does not tell u is that teh lion never gets up again.
Soooooo glad I didn’t have tea in my mouth when I read that!
Wai yoo fink teh lyon lade down? Becuz teh lam inflikted payn on hims!
As I alwayz sez – Be cayrful of a lam wayring sheepz clothings!
donut let teh artistik lysense fool u.
sum sheep ar just bad eggz.
And some bad eggz is cheap.
*nods* And sum bunnehs too! Member in Gangz of Noo Yawk, teh wun gang wuz kawled – gulp – “teh Ded Rabbits.” (Rabbit sez: “Hey! Aym onlee MOSTLY ded!”)
I kin see it nao:
ICHC Produkshun, Gangz of Noo Yawk.
Teh Onlee Mostly Ded Rabbits is fitin teh Butcher and Boss Tweed.
With LCB’s Liam as Priest Vallon. . . No wayt, he gitz a trajik deth too erlee in teh film . . .
No moneys in teh budjit for a hole gang or for teh New York. It’ll has to be “Couple of Guys of Podunk.”
And we has liddel munnies for aktors. So most of teh gang members from teh Mostly Ded Rabbits will be playd by stufft rabbits.
ai noes a restaurnat in Dallas called “Two Guise from Italee” — mebbe we kan haz sponsors?
an wii kin ooze bottols ub mint jelly furr da attack lambiez…. Dey kin bee openz sew da bunneh awl getz green pinkie toes!
Oh, and is not a trajic deth in our vershun. Is just nasty paper cut.
Sponsorz is gud. I wunders if they culd bring us sum peezzas? Awl this planning and kutting of bujits is mayking me hongry!
*nods, nods* Gud, gud. A paper cut. Yesh. Verreh hyoomayn. And teh bad guy kin then rub lemming joos in it. (hao ebil!)
Wii kin jest fro da bottolz ub mint jelly tz da stuffified bunnehs and addz in sum bag eggz furr da older lams (udder wize called sheepz) Cud get messy!!
And I noes just hoo to kast. Teh paper cut culd be playd by . . . Eeck! And teh Cameron Diaz role kuld be playd by 2K! *whispurs* I noes, I noes, they will complayn about being typekast. But think of whut Eeeck culd do with a paper kut role, given whut she did as a hangnayl!
it haz “oskar” ritten AWL OBBER it!
Lemmon juice might be a little too spendy. HOw bout salt insted? We could just grab some of teh little bumply paper packets they gives for free at mCdonalds.
whut??? u finkso we kan afford mcdonaldz??? we iz nawt mayde uv munnies, u noes!
And do yoo think we kin tawk Maus into wun of teh roles? Lessee, wuld he be bedder as Teh Butcher (or whutever vershun of that we culd afford) or mebbe as Boss Tweed hoo runnings Tammany Hall?
Nawt bee Biin eeny McD … jest sneekin in an steelin da salty pakets!
We just walks in to mCdonalds, stand by teh condiments area and stealthily grab teh salt pakcets while pretending to study teh menu board. Then we says in a loud voice, “I guess I isn’t so hongry after all, kthxbai” and walks back out. It’s not like they has bouncers there or anything.
Who iz dis Oskar guy an Y didz hee rited onna da Scwipt!! Now wii haz ta mak a noo copii
Butcher and any sort of actual meat is just too much. Maus can sell Spam. Teh Spammer! Ooooh, scary!
Oh, and we cannot afford a character called Amsterdam. He’ll has to be Utrecht. Or mabye Haarlem.
And mebbe AfriCat kin playing Boss Tweed. Only insted of a Tammany Hall, he gotz a Tammany Faynting Cowch.
An AfriCat kin wayr a kilt. Yesh, thatz it, Boss Tweed in a kilt *tries to wurk kilt into plot* Oh, teh rabbits wuz kilt! Thatz rite! Or mostly kilt, mebbe.
*wunders if tweed wurks for a kilt*
Bad news. No Boss and no Tweed. We can has Asst. Mgr. Polyester.
Polyester! Wow, thatz cheep!
And teh lokayshun. Lessee. insted of Five Points, we can has Five Poyntee Enz. Or mebbe just Three or Four Ruff Edges . . .
*does some price comparison*
For about teh same moneys we could has Team Lead Gabardine.
*snikr* I just realized teh Cameron Diaz karakter’s naym is Jenny. So 2K shuld be perfekt innit! Having bin Jenny in A Likely Storeh . . .
*finally finds teh reply button for teh thred*
wow, reely low budjit! tehrs only wun reply button!
ai kan holp wif stage crew? ai can drop scenery wif teh best of tehm!
Of korse! Purhaps yoo and stagehanddan kin run teh sets and stuffs lyke that.
Whut, yoo wunz moat than wun reply button? *guffaw* Whut, yoo thinks we is mayd owt of munnies! We alreddy had to return sum of teh stufft rabbits to get sum munnies bak to keep this pikshor on bujet!
ai fink we can do wun ruff edge…
and AfriCat’s kilt is gonna be a verra short…
Ai can bees teh on-site nawt-sekkund aid!!! Juss in case uv, oh, lost body parts taht need attaching, oar payshunt needs tu be restrayned an gibbin pills, oar ennyfing lyk taht. Ai can eben du groomings tu!
*brings owt teh clippers in wun hand, threddid needul in teh uvver*
A mini-kilt, in uther wurds. Givs it a bit of a 1960s flavor, dontcha think? *re-thinks sum erlier thots abowt teh sownd trak*
YAY!
I would give a thumbs-down to ur stitchifying, P-K, but I cannot find my thumbs. Hmph.
Thx, P-K! Butt plz to be kayrful with those klippers and needuls arownd AfriCat! That kilt is mitee short! We wuldint wunt any sorts of unforchunate smelting accidents or ennything lyke that.
ai noes! ai noes!
*grabs P-K’s clipperz*
*trims
lower edgebottom half of Africat’s kilt off*THERE! naow we has mini-kilt AND wun ruff edge!
TOO foar the pryse uv WUN!!
Set! Wardrobe! Thumz! Hey – hoo stole LCB’s thumz? Plz to return them at teh return desk, kthx!
*looks on e-bay, sees a pikshor* LCB, is these yor thumz? Thum larceny. Boy, sum peepuls has stooped reelly low!
Tessm, gud idear! Think cheep thots, mah deer. I puts yoo in charj of budjits.
*buys LCB’s thums back frum e-bay, has them deliverd*
*DING!* Oh, that sownds lyke teh frunt dorbell. Ohai, yes, I has bot those thumz, plz see teh budjit peepuls abowt paymints, kthx!
OK, P-K, we has teh thumz, we has teh LCB, plz to bring teh needul and thred! We needs a body parts reattachmint here, STAT!
mini kilt! * swoon *
ai has teh salt packets redee…
oh, bleeves me, ai can duz cheep. teh playse wher ai usedta werkz maded mee an expert.
our reputayshun inna industree wuz so bad, when peepz wud come to fix masheens, sum wud nawt com inna bilding unless u met them at the door wiv a chek in ur hand.
*runs ober wif reglar needul an thred coz curved needul an suchur thred cost tu much*
Otay, ai needs sumwun tu scruff LCB so her nawt moov, an if sumwun cud mebbe put tihs muzzul awn her tu keep her frum nomming me? Kthx.
*skruffs LCB, closes eyz* OK, we’re reddy!
hmmmm. smelting accidents…………..bucket o’ watter anna bar o’ soap should fix most of that.
*Reeds frum buk*
“The significance of Nuzi for biblical studies lies chiefly in the realm of law and social customs…”
Whut?! Iz perfict anetetik fur surjury!!!
Tese buks sumtiems putz mee tu sleeps, shud wirk fur LCB’s sirjury!!
*puts owt teh Tammany Swooning Cowch for teh faynters*
Kwik, P-K! Aym having sum trubbel holding her! And shez nawt tawkin ennymoar. Mebbe she’z going into shok!
MEDIC!!!!!
Nawt sure whooze fumbs you boughted on EBay – cuz LCB haz her fumbs, dey jest bee inaa romg plase doo to P-K sewing em bak awn rong. Dey wuz cutted off a few LOL’s ago and wuz beein solded as Lady Fingies — bur LCB nawt a lady, sew dey was recalled and P-K sewed em bak awn – but inna rong place!!
Well then HOOZ thumz is these?
*holds up thumz to teh lite*
Oh, I see is ritten on here: Sisklol and Ebert! Oh, so this is whut happins when they givs 2 thumz up to a movie!
*suddinly has a happeh*
Nao whut wuz that agin abowt an Oskar?
So she’ll haz a cupple ekstra thums. Cud come in handee.
*stitchstichstitch teh thums abowt whair tehy luk lyk tehy belong (hey, kittehs an goggies nawt HAZ thums, we nawt du taht in class, otay? sheesh)*
Problee her juss anes… enys… sleeping frum KK’s bukks. ai gno it making me sleepee!
*pries open LCB’s mouf tu luk at her gums an chek fur shock*
Um… green gums? Ai nawt seen taht befoar…
*prepayrs tu chek tempurchur tu find owt if LCB iz in shock*
An cud sumwun plz find gamma anuvver plays fur a nap? plzkthxaidonutwannastitchtehmtugevver
Oh nosez!! Da gween gums iz frum da mint jelly dat da attack lambies is frowin!!!
Hey LCB — didja eet awl da fronch fries offa yer handz yet? iffin nawt wii cud ooze dem furr da refreshermints and savez onna fuds furr da crew!!
A cookified lam wif da mint jelly attacked da bunneh!
dat is a ruf plase ta lib!!
*wanders bak in waring noo shinee badge*
*badge sez “LBT Budjit Peep”*
OK, ai haz dun sum calc… kal… ai haz run sum numberz, an it luuks lyke we is gunna haz to combyne the salt paket acquizishun wiv teh occurrence uv the payper kut…
OK, OK, whutever yoo sez! Yoo is teh wun with teh badj!
Badjets .. Badjets — Wii no need no stinkin Badjets!!
Wow, P-K is bak wit teh needl and thred!
Whut a nyce job yoo is doing on those thumz ther. As they say, a stitch in tyme sayvs 9. Whutever that meenz. 9 lives mebbe!
And . . . say, hoo orderd these badgers??? I dont member enny badger gangs in this movie.
Animal wrangler! Pleez report to teh set!!!!
OK, I hasta leave for teh day. TessM, yoo has teh badj! We has teh badjers – yoo is in charj!
GudLukKthxBye!
Bai, gremlin! {{{{{{gremlin}}}}}}
What a great picture. Looks like the little kitty is ready to pounce!
Monorail cat picks up hair (hare) details at 11
Yay! Iz guud tew bee bak in Safari Park! Taht wuz teh beeg fun speshul ebent opening!
Excuze me mistah bunneh. r u a frikaseein or stuin wabbit?
ohai! iz u um, wite meet oar dark meet?
Luuk aow kitteh!
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!
*Runs thru yellin* Happi Friedegg!! YAY! I am howebber confuseled as tu teh timing uf da LOL’s tho.
Aifink dis wun eggskaept erlee!
And nao deer fwiends we seeh da bunneh,
I smell cheezeburger-bunneh-speciawl..
* scamper scamper scamper *
Ahem… AHEM! Umm… is tihs fing awn??? O, is nawt! * faispaw *
* Micrololfone Fudbakk *
Ohai ebberywon! Iffn ai can has yur tenshuns plzthx? Ai has a littlol nownsmint…
Awn Mundane teh 8nd Joon (is tihs Mundane!) wii can FINALLY has teh nawt sekkund edishun ob “Piggeh… in conbersayshun”
Oh yesh yesh yesh! Yur belobed Guinness Piggeh wheel be innerbiewing sum berry, BERRY egg sighting guests, dere wheel be a HYOOGE musiclol nummber bai nun otter dan ower berry own cweenmj adn no dowt, dere wheel be lawts ob otter sillyness tu!
So, plz tu put in yur itteh bitteh seekrit diarehs! Mundane teh 8nd @ 6am Cheezthyme witch is 5pm TTI adn mumble mumble Merica thyme!
Anee kweshuns?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Umm… Err… Well… is taht an Afreecan oar Yooropeean Swallow?
bloo!… no, YELL–
Lookit! Up in teh skai! Is eet a burd? Is eet a playne? Nope, is juss tessm…
* slow, sad hedshake *
LOL!!!
* grabs peeple catcher fingee and chases after tessm *
*THUNK*
*bownse*
*thunk*
phew! thx {gammacat}!
African or Europeen swallow?
Jinx! Go fetch me a coke. WIB lemming.
* brings buckit, can of coke, and cage wif lemmings *
heer ya go! ai was wondering wat tew do wif thos lemmings!
‘kthnxnotakebacksbai
* pours coke in bukkit, adds lemming *
* offers deelishus adn nootrishus drinks arownd *
Aneewon? No? LCB – hao bowt yu? Yu lukks teh thurstee…
LCB aw reedy dwank da Coke wif triagular BM’s — same LOL when she gotted herz fingies replacified wif Fronsh Fries — nawt be gibbin herz eenymore gyoofy Cokes!!
Hay GP — y yer hed bee sew sadz? It keepin awn shakin slowz and sadz …
Umm… aifinkso, sumthymes… ai juss feels teh sad. Wen ai is teh reely sad, ai has bin known to do a slow, sad scamper…
but but but teh Cheezfrends normerlee cheer me up!
Aw… mebbe yur bitamin sea be low. Heer, haz sum kale!
*prize GP’s mouf open, stuffs speshul “piggeh pellet” in, washes dwon wif warm applol joose*
Umm… yesh… fankies… ai’ll keep taht fur layter… uh huh… yesh… ai won’t throw eet owt… nuh uh… no wai…
* hack hack * HAY! Plz tu NAWT warsh me awf wib steel warm applol joose!
*switches to verra cold applol joose*
Bedderer?
BRR!!!! * shake shake shake*
DK! Yu is teh crool!
*clings tew teh littlol piggeh*
Ohai mai Piggeh, hao yew iz? Ai lubs yew merember dat awlwaiz
{{{Taya}}} Hao yu is???
Ai iz gud. *snorglol**schmoo*
Moer oar less tahn a laden swallow?
Idunno — when I swallowz it seems ta take da same timez iffin iz laden or unladen …
Tehn taht’s teh answerer! Saim tiem az laden swallo!!
Saim velocitee, ai meen!
♪♪♪♪♪♪ Mii, mii, miii, miii, miiiiiiiii.
Just warming up!
Ohai mj! Scrooge McPig, lolpigburglar adn Mick want tu be bak up singurs – is taht otay wib yu?
I wud b onnured!!! *faintz*
Otay, grate! Ai is putting teh finishing touches tu teh lyrics…
Does yu has yur costoom awl reddy?
Kostoom?!?!????? I thot it b a radio show.
*runz out tu bai noo costuum. wif sparkleez. and tasslolz.*
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IRL i b going tu lunch….. seeing u l8r.
{{{{{Guinness Piggeh}}}}}}}
{{{mj}}}
Inquirerin mindz wantz ta no — Wear oar wear are da tassles positionified my cween??
* ‘borrows’ fainting couch from upthred *
* respectfully waves martoonee unner teh cweens nose *
*Revivez*
*Gratefully akksepts martoonee.*
ai tried to shayre the peepul catchy fingy wiv u, mai cween, butt (!) stoopy WP wud nawt let me! mebbe it will show up suun…
*snorglols teh littlol piggeh lubbinglee*
u noes haow to catch a unique rabbit?
Is that a rabbit wif a horm in hims forehed?
*whispurrs* no, no — is setup line!
unique up awn itz!
ya know how to catch a tame one?
TAME way!!!
Hao duz uneek rabbit catch it? *puzzloled*
Oooopss!! Bowt tiem foar fizzakat ferapee is abowt 2 cum…..and Ai gawta….reeely gawta gets mai lawndree todai.. OR else 2moarning, Ai will do a Lady Godiva on mai weelchare nawt a hoarse!!! Reely! *mudduring abowd services* Wooooops, gawta goes….o hai bf473 and stagehanddan, and tessm..*runawkwiknisasascamplekitteh*
{{{KCT}}} gud luk wiv the laundrees!
hmmm, ai haz ideea… if u not gets todae, mebbe we can do low budjit theatre vershun of Lady Godiva!!
*runz tu git popcormz*
Mai cween! Yu misst mai nownsmint!
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insted uv teh lawng flowin hare she holdz a fawlse moostashe ober teh nawty bitz?
*skamperz affer KCT tew giv hugz* {{{KCT}}}
Dat bee gud sho cuz nawt needz eeny costumes! Jest a lucky horsie!
But (!) if iz LBT, we nawt can afford a reel horsie. Mebbe a hobbee-horse fingee? Teh wuns wif teh horsee hed awnna stick?
wat abowt a beeg wheel? anywun got a beeg wheel lef ober frum tehy’re kidlets?
hmmm….maibee onlee poplar in teh US, izza kinda plastik trycykle fing fer lil kids
big wheel
ai cahn jus see LBT laydee godyva ridin wun wile holdin a fake moostashe ober her bitz
OH! Nawt just a singlol larj rownd fing wif spokes… otay tehn. Triciclol thingee lukks much moar comfier tehn what ai waz majining.
Aidunno. tehy cud be popular heer… ai nawt haz kidlets, ai nawt keep up awn toys.
ai nawt haz kidlets eivver butt ai haz knoed a few taht cud stand tew bee strapped tew a beeg spoked weel
ah’m kidding! ahm kidding!! parentz pleez nawt tew send mee angree mezzagez, kaithxkidding!
*Giggles* Mine boi kuld uze strappin tu a big spoked weel sumdais!
Teanagers! 
ifinkso wee needz ta filmz dis piktur in da NB!! Nawt eenuf hands ta holdz free mosstaches ober awl ba naughty bits and steel bee abol ta steerz da Big Wheel!!! She cwash and reeveel herz bits furr surr!
FREE moostashes? Yufinkso we be rich ur sumfing? BF menshuned wun, teh budjit allows fur wun!
Free! Sheesh, peeps spending munnies lyk it grows awn cocomocut trees ur sumfing…
Bedder bee a BEEG moostache ta cubber da tawp and da bottum naughtie bits!!!
Tihs bujit gets ani moar lowerer, eet will b submareen, az een undurwatter!
oooh! undurwatter bershun uv laydee godyva! maibee shee cud ryde awn Hugh G Manatee!!
Ifinkso Hugh jest mite likeeeeee dat — da nakkid ladee Godiva ridin onna heem bak!!
I dunno — dat nawt soundz too comfy t be sittin on a stick wif no cloths on!!
Jurrasic Bunneh not want to be fed, he want to hunt!! RAWRRRR!!
Bunnehs r nawt rodunts. Dey are teh lagomorphs!
Ohhh – den wii kin eetz da bunnehs — onlee rool aginst eetin da rodints!
Dis bee a berry tree act rickle LOL — tree low budgit purrductions at ounce!
1. da guys frum PoiDuck
2. da moosickle starrin da cween
3. unnerwater Lady Godiva riding onna Hugh G. Manatee — filmin inna baftub inna NB!
Mae bee det can be combinafied – den der be tree timez da budgit!
A wyld Buneary appiars. Acshun?
a shiney buneary aifinkso
Monorail Cat says: No giant fuds allowd.