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  1. Upfi says:

    Rather a couch kitteh dan a couch potato!

  2. annipuss says:

    It’s eetin me!

  3. barboid says:

    LOL wish I had this kitteh at MY house!

  4. annipuss says:

    Soe mutch fur peepl hoo say teh kitteh muss haz been skwished awn purrpuss 2 maek a lol!

    • me says:

      aymen 2 dat sista!

      • annipuss says:

        U can’t tell frum a still pikchoor haow teh kitteh gotted into a pozishun – an dey can get demselbs in teh moast unkumfertibul lukkin plaesis!

        • Anom!

          Akshullee, ryte nao, ai watching Angel an Cory. A still pic wud lukk lyk teh big orinj floofehcat iz being a bully an beeting up teh defensliss lil black babycat, an wud get caretrolls aftur me. Reealitee iz, Cory be teh wun harassing Angel (an Trick, an Loki) an her pins him tu keep him frum beeting awn HER! Pics be deseptiv. ;) An kittehs be teh weerdist creechurs sumtiems!!!!!!

          Eeek! Reealitee iz, ai gots distraktid an has tu get reddy fur class! Bak layter!

          • BOM_MOMME says:

            Gud moarnin ebryone. Kittehz sleep in da strangezt playcez. Lik da orinj(BNP) dubblol dekker on yesterdae’s fred. da one on da bottum iz sweepin. A haz pikks ob Oscar sweepin on top ob Mikey. Mikey didnt eben wak up or mob out frum unner Oscar, jus wented on sweepin.

  5. I fownded 2 nikkels and a tato chip down der!

  6. FluffyB says:


    Nao u c mii!

    Nao u doan!

    Nao u c mii agin!

    TaDa! 8-)

  7. KayKitteh says:

    Ai dares nawt leaf a dresser drawur opin coz Sonata climbs in and skweezes hurself intu teh drawur beloh.

    • zelkina says:

      oh no, mai kitteh Chizel uses dem as a stairway to teh windowsills! Or he jumps from teh top of teh dresser on to ma feets in the bed covers! ai gawt wokend bai him attakins mai feets again….

      • *giglol* Aifinkso kittins haz sum bershun uv “terriblol tus” coz Cory-Bear juss startiod being a holee terror in teh last cuppul uv days. Him dribing teh bigkittehs crazee, an iz nawt saef fur hyoomins tu walk bai ennyfing taht cud be an ambush, oar lukk unner cowch tu fi d stolind sokks, oar moov feets unner blankkits, oar skratch arm (ai nawt kidding, him pownsid awn mai fingurs!), an him getting in EBREEWHAIR.

        We trai tu spend az much tiem az pawsibul playing wif him fur tu halp him wurk off enerjees awn toys an fings taht nawt go OWCH!!! :lol:

        When we gets pics uv gnu bebbeh, huh? Huh? HUH?

        • zelkina says:

          dey is awn mai blog…linky shud be on teh cheeze town cryer. Bom_momme has seen dems….Chizel be playin wid teh curtain drawing fingummy….he lies it fer sum reason. Him also like sittin on teh saddle ov mai bike, and watchin teh wurld go bai…he meows at me if ai dunt lift teh net ups fer him!

          • BOM_MOMME says:

            Ohai, ai lebbed U a messege onna profile. Alsew, maebe U cud put linkee tu da babbehs pikks onna profile wiff ur over blog. Iz gud tellin ob dat lif storee, iz gud fing tu reed. Shoews dat da feelins R more da saem den diffrnt.

          • Iz otay if ai put linkee tu yur blog awn mai blog whair teh babycats be?

            Also, ai sendid yu frend rekwest, ai hopeso iz otay! :)

            • zelkina says:

              o course its okay! moar ppls who see teh cutsey one teh betters…Chizel be habbin a fan club! and ai cepted ur fwend request welcum aborads!

      • KayKitteh says:

        Teh fing iz, Sonata ways 10 pownds an luks mush tu beeg tu due taht.

        • Pffft. Wayt an size an bolume awl be entirelee in a kitteh’s mind an tehy can ajust it at will. ;)

          • KayKitteh says:

            Ai finks ur rite, PK! Meybee tehy can has aksess tu anutter diminshun?

            • Tehy must! Hao else yu can eksplain abilutee tu get intu impawsiblee small spaysis? Oar teh abilitee tu land wif absolololootlee no mass when tehy wants tu, an yet tehy can land awn a defensliss hyoomin wif teh mass un a lolefant? Oar tu put FULL wayt awn EECH paw awl at teh SAME TIEM, which sumhao duz nawt add up tu kitteh waying 4 times az much when awn a scale?

              Fizziks, fur kittehs, be onlee gidelines!

  8. ifics says:

    Couch Kitteh ambush you.

  9. aristokitteh says:

    “whistles everybody wants to be a cat”Man i cant seemz to get dat sawng outta mai hed hehe, and kyoot video, kitteh is hiding for his ambush lol

  10. zippycat says:

    Wunner if kitteh is duing sumthin nawt-sew-nyce in ther? Lyke is nawt littur bocks, I hoep!

  11. Betty says:

    Don’t want mi kittahs to see dis video. Deh knows enough already. I haz a attack de feets kittah too and she kicks and bites, den comes to me for a hugz. Like she did gud.

  12. Camio says:

    Doesn’t this sound like Janeane Garofalo??!?

  13. StarKittehSky says:

    Ohai! Ai juz pooped en ur couch!

    • Juniper Jupiter says:

      BWAHHAHAHAHA!!! XD!!

      I wuz juss gonna say dat!!

      Cuz yoo no dat’s wut da kyoot wons ALLWAYZ doo!!

  14. Miroku says:

    Oh hai, I went to Narnia!

  15. PoetoftheAges says:

    omgs, dat coauch jus gave birth 2 a lolcat! is amazing! i like dat coauch :3

  16. bubblegum10o says:

    theres another world down there :D

  17. IGOR says:

    OOH – ooh – Octet fer da kitteh!

  18. sarakitty says:

    Wow. Gibs couch potato a hole new meaning.

  19. etgal says:

    I can’t speek LOLspeak, but this make me Laugh Out So Loud that i woke the dog – so I had to say…. HAHAHAHAHAH FUNNIEST YET.

  20. jessica says:

    ITS JUS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUNNNNNNNY

  21. gabefett says:

    iz in ur couch stealen ur monies

  22. Mel says:

    Gosh, does anyone on here know how to spell correctly?

  23. Nick R. Bocker says:

    It’s the under-couch world of Jacques Cat-teau!

  24. Tabbylvr says:

    Kitteh and his Box – my favorite of all time!

  25. ranipaints says:

    wai kittehs duze dat? ai doan gettitz adawl. Ai fawt kittehs woan klym iner plassiez dat dere wiskurs tel dem “yu doan fitz en heer, stai owt, iz denjerus.”

    Leeswaiz datz what i lurnd et mai mamaz pawz. Sum kittehs doan lissin, shee sed, deh gitz demslvs stukt an kaint geddowt wif owt hoomin innervenshun. so nosurree, mai cowch-tunlin daiz iz ova!

  26. blueindy says:

    The couch gave berf!

  27. CaLiFORnIAc says:

    Dun’t dis moosik remynds enybuddy of Teh Lejend of Zelda?

  28. Landon says:

    What the? First of all I have heard that song! Second was the cat trained to do that? That was cool but not very fun for the cat.

  29. Landon says:

    I chuse too tak like tis nau!

  30. Landon says:

    NOT!


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