SENSING DANGER, POLLY UPGRADES
SENSING DANGER, POLLY UPGRADES HER PERSONAL THREAT LEVEL FROM GREEN TO ORANGE
threat level nawt sew high heer.
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It’s bihynd u!
Hay ther anni! Congarats fur teh singul nawt sekond!
Thx, PM Gud 2 see u heer!
good to see you both! (I’m almost done w/ work for the day and have tomorrow off!) Scotch for everyone!!!
Ohai SAMS!
ohai princess!! I is on my way owt teh door, going home from werks, but just wanted to say OHAI and we misses u during teh day!! ♥
Ohai Skwirllie!!!!! {{{{{skwirlie}}}}}
race u hoam SG!
fanks! *poors anni a nice glass of pino noir*
*starts a tray of wine an cheese going around teh rume*
Dat iz gud stuff! Ai aer berry parshul 2 a glass uv wine.
RL dooty cawls. Bii bak laytur. Snatches sum cheez tew go.
*hurries awf tew stoopy meeting*
Can’t bii late. Ai is teh hed stoopy in dis meeting.
guda luck!
Mmmm…. gouda.
Ohai, PM! So nice to seeing u!
i kno, i remebur! i belive u lieks da red wines
Ai agrii wif (and congratulate) anni. P.Mu wuld yew care to halp wif the refreshmints? Yew awr always teh hostess wif the moastest.
Ohai NC66!
* starrts a new tray of fried pork and chiken bites going teh ovur way around teh rume*
ohai Princess Mu – we have missed you! FangQ for the noms!
*nibblenibblenibble* YUM!
{{{{{{gamma cat}}}}}}}
Heez rite behind meh, isn’t hii?
Yesh hii iz Polly, and owt-o-fauxcus kitteh gibs gnu meaning tew teh term “fuzzy kitteh”.
**hedbonks NC**
Ohai, fren. I has missded yoo.
Ohai Red. *rubs foarhed wif paw*
*eskimo shmooz*
Ai bin missing yew tew
*Adjusts site 2° awn hug launcher*
An april 1st prank sum thyme bak in The Guardian noozpaper (a pawsible inventer of lolspeek, btw) sed photography waz discobbered in teh Outer Focus mountains. Maibe kitteh comez from dere.
u noe wut dey sai bowt fotografurs… dey dew it inna dark butt (!) dey hafta stop ebbery thirtee sekkunds an ajitayt…
An iffen u nawt caerfil, u b Pollygon!
Orinj – trying tu pass as poysin!!!
bettur dan trying tew pass sumting poisin….
polly want a force feeld!
Polly will be pieces of ate, iffen it duzzent fly away.
hahahaha!
*seveer heddesk*
danger will robinson!!!danger!!!
*wayvz arms wyldlee*
Den polly sharpened hur pointy ends.
nawt only kitteh has dem!
Orange bii poison kitteh, bii kareful.
Iffs I were teh kitteh, I wud b moar fraid ov teh beek den teh color.
Beware ov teh beek ov terror.
Iz awl fun an games til sumwun gits pecked.
dats a pretty big pecker too, I betcha dat unit cood do sum reel damage.
Ai hazza fren hu hazza macaw an a kittee. Deh macaw sez in her voyse “up, Zachary, up!” an kitteh jumps on cayge. Den parrot hazza grate tyme bitin de toes untihl mai fren rescoos kitty. Den parrot sez “Up, Zachary, UP!’ an zacharee, hu nebberlerns, jumpz up an den parrot has anudder great tyme, chuckling an nipping.
Going on in my howse rite nao…
Tiki: *ruff*
Dot: *wigglol wagglol*
Tiki: *Ruff!*
Dot: *whimper whine*
Tiki: *RUFF!*
Dot: *woof?*
Tiki: *SCREECH!*
Dot: *runsawaywifakwikness*
Tiki: *ruff*
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wuz it sumting Tiki said?
Ai tink mebbe “SCREECH!” did it
I knows a guy wiff lottsa aminlols inkludin cats an dawgs an an african grey parrot. They tried to train the dawg using the clicker tekneek (member dem buster brown thumb clickers?) Anyweighs, the parrot lernt to mimic the sound ob the clicker and drobe the pore stoppy goggie nuts by issuing conflicting clicker commands.
Must tell obeediens teechur that wun… pore goggie!!!!
LOL!!!!! And the parrot, being a gray, probably knew perfectly well what it was doing!
Kat needs fud beakuse iz fading away and beakuming blurry
hoemlan seekurritee iz watchin u
FTW!!!!
fankess, mai princess!
Kitteh tryin to desyde ifn hur wants whyte oar dark meet nawt-sekkund.
Hey red! I just seen’d awn da news dat Lex Humane Society had 31 bebbeh kittehs dropped off last nite. Pleez tu go an doptifi sum uf them.
Ifn I cud, I wud tayk awl of dem, but meen ole lanlordz sez I no can has kitteh.
Dey must bii relyted tu mine hubbikat! Wen I gibbed hyme “da luk” I gitted cowld stare uf death luk bak.
Eezy. Dip ‘em in inbizibul ink.
Hmmm. Then wen hubbikat trips obber dem, hii will fink hii iz losing hiz mynd an go tu da “Special” horsepittle fur a bit.
Diz kuld wurk!
I neber libbed inna building dat allowed aminals – butts, I alwais had free kittehs. I juss decided dat iffs I gotted caught – I wud moob.
I fink dat sum ov teh places figured out dat I had teh kittehs, but didn’t reely care. Dey wud rather hab responsible kitteh slayve den hab non rented apt.
Fankfully, I finally hab a hoam ov myown.
o romeow!!!!!!!!! sew gude tew see u !!
Nice to b seen bai teh Princess ov Cheezland!
*offers a flower to teh Princess*
fankQ!!! *gives romeow an a silky ascot fur the dress up ocasions*
Fankyew!
Dat will cum in handy as dis weekend we’z goin to CA to see Andrea Bocelli at the Lollywood Bowl!
oooo ai haz a jelluz! wii saw him in teh lost wages a few yeers ago, berree nyce!
kewl! has fun romeow!
Hay Red!
Ai gots tu go fur a whyle… kitteh suppers waz spost tu be 15 minnits ago, az kittehs be reminding me, an ai gots tu maek sumfing fur supper coz Seanya haz tummy pleh, an ai gots tu studying fur anuvver test nawt-sekkund fing inna moarning. *sigh* Ai du nawt gno if ai will be back tunight. But ai haz leebed yu wif Cory bideos so if yu fur sum reezun miss me tawking abowt him alla tiem, yu can juss go see tehm an pretend ai heer!
Schmoos an hugs an lubs, mai frendz!!!
Ohai, pk.
Fanks foar teh emayo.
{{PK}} An wii lub, lub, lub da Cory Bear stories!
hav a nice dinur Prysma!
gud luk wif yer test!
*schmoo and hedbonk*
Ai haz a big tyred so Aifink Ai’d bedder go 2 bed!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite.
G’nite, Annipuss — sleep well!
{{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}}
{{{{{{princessmu}}}}}}
We haz missinged u so muchlee! Ai thotted uv u a kuppul weekweekweeks ago wen ai wuz luuking fur wine to use in cooking. Ai gotted sauvignon blanc (Turning Leaf) & mah Lemon Artichoke Chicken caem owt bery nomilishus.
nom!!!! sownds gude!
Nity nite Anni! Haz sweet dreams!
ai gotta run tew! telcon done so no ai has tew do real work!
Polly polly polly polly polly kameeleeyun.
hahahah! win!
Hee hee
okeh darlings i need to go maek dinner… {{{{chesepeeps}}}}}
{{{princessmu}}} hab a gud dinnur!
*holds owt plate eegerlee*
*places shrimps an toasted bread awnna plate*
nom! *sighs wif kontentmint* fankyu
Berdie is happi colors like stoplite
Photoshopped? It has an orange and green body of a jenday conure, but jenday conures don’t have grey on them. The head looks like it came from a black and white photo.
Macht nichts, aifinkso. Arownd heer we juss careabowt kyoot, nawt nessssessssarilee authentic. An tihs sillee pixure has a kyoot!
akshully, a foto-editing teknieek taht peeples hoo do kreatib skrapbuking sumtimes yooze to fansee up a foto iz to put a blak an wite copy ober teh orijinul colur copy tehn erayse part ob teh blak-an-wite copee to let part ob teh underlying colur copy show throo, to hi-liet a speshul part ob teh foto. iz very striking tekneek. if iz gud enuff for peeples fambly histrees, shuld be gud enuff for ICHC, ifinks.
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if anywun kares.
Intrusting! Ai wunderd how tehy made those. Kinda liek the creddit-card commershuls with just the bloo card adn allarest B&W. Thnx!
i haz nebber tryed it myself, but iz very cool luk an not hard if yoo knowz a liddle bit abowt dijital foto editing. will gib it a try sumtime.
OH! IzZAT hao tehy du it? Neet! *maeks mentul note tu trai taht*
Threat level ornj! Polly wantz a dukky tape 2 seel teh windoz. If it keepz out radiashun it shud keep out kittehs!
Oh, wait…
iz kitteh waiting 4 sum gourmet NOM??
O noze! Run awai ParrotHead, run awai!!!
Ys kitteh bakz awf. Nawt gud bean declaweded. De hard way. Gibn Polleh noms nawt so gud.