
FOUR LOLCATS OF THE APOCOLYPSE War, Famine, Pestilince and Bafftime
ceiling cat musta released dem.
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FOUR LOLCATS OF THE APOCOLYPSE War, Famine, Pestilince and Bafftime
ceiling cat musta released dem.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Bernie22405 via Poster Builder
BC cloning in progress…
So kloas. Ah seez teh pictchewr & finks “& BC liukded on hiz klones, & tehy weyr guid!
Hao can tehy be gud, if tehy be BCs?
Butt (!) tehy shur duz be byootimus!!!!!
i see u has come over fully to teh dark sied now, pk…. you will see.. being a BC minyun has its rewards
Liek getting yur fingurs nommed awn fifteen minnits befoar teh alarm clokk goes awf?
Oar teh constint hedsplorts? Wayt til yu see teh gnuist pics uv Cory sleeping wif him lil tummee an lil paws up!!!
Ohwayt… ai preddy shur sumwun toldid me teh darkside haz cookees. Gimme!!!
No -BCs are gud- just get bad press!
As blakk cats aer thort lukkee in TTI, Ai thort BC juss ment Blakk Cat!
Mai Cory, him be lukkee kitteh.
Eben if him duz be a basemint cat!
** perks up **
New Cory piks ???
** titens CHRG & goes to luk **
SKWEEEEEE !!!
** wants to snorgle pikturs **
Ooo you has bery bery pretty bery bery cute BC! Reminds me of my Pillage when him was tiny! So Cute!
Ryte yu r! Verii skarii, thoe — eggs peshulii “BAFFTIME”
Nawt well-behayvded guid, well maykded repleekaz guid!
*tap tap squealllll*
*adjust microphone*
ummm… Pd’B wantid me to stawp by here and reassure eberybuddy that the cloning egg spearmints at the d’Beaker Labs have nawt had any teknikal problems, and that the containment tekn o’logy we uses in the cloning labs is of the highest caliber and that there is nothing, he repeets nothing to worry about. Then he went back to stuffing hims suitcase and muttering about getting owt of town ….
Did d’Beaker Labs clone teh Apokalyptikal Kitteh ov Always Hongree? Or teh Kitteh ov Flea Infestashun? Teh Kitteh ov Death to Spders? I gno teh kitteh ov Conkwest ov Hoomans haz alreddy been cloned by elebenty.
Mebbe teh Always Hongree Kitteh bekaym so frum using teh Apocalyptikal Masheen in teh Basement Kat Gym.
Efter all, its teh Apokalips, nawt teh Apokahips.
Tho hao can it be teh Apokalips wifout Mick?
we is doomed!
did… did dis… did dis sai… b-a-f-f ?
Teh dredded “b” wurd! O noes, ennyfing eksept taht!
Eggsept mebbe the “V” word. Or the “N” word…
Verizon? … Noodles?
Not quiet … rhymes wif p-e-t and t-u-t-o-r, aifinkso, but pweeze to nawt menshun it or dere be even moar apocalliptick LOLcats.
oh, nawt teh … *faynts*
U shur woz nawt barf? O, noes!! elebnty !
Oh, the Hugh G. Manatee!!!! Pee, pee in a flanic!
Waz mai nawt-sekkunt thot tu!!! GMTA!
*pees in a flannik ennyway*
LOL!!!
For Maus, LeezaB, and Upfi, a celebratory terpsichorean interlude:
*spins wivakwikness, hops with a glee, tippeetoes like Bugs Bunny, gigglols like a nidiot”
Ta da!
Whut! Yoo is overrun by turtlols?!!
*googles tersichorean* Oh! Dantzing! I joyns yoo! But today I promisses nawt to haz a fashun malfunkshun (yestiday, LCB throo mah unnerwayrs at Tom Jones, an teh space/time continuum sumhao got borkt!).
*caper caper pranz twirl*
*joins in*
*dansdansdans* *shakes her thang*
oops, ai mebbe shaked tu hard…
but conga-rats ennyway!!!
(an plz tu nawt be borking teh spacetime continuinuinuinuum… we onlee haz wun, well probablee, an it haz tu last us a lawng time!)
hmm… I wunder if teh borkt space time thingy has anything to do wif teh four BC of the apokalips showing up today….. ?
Well, it’s supposed to rain here, so something is definately borked
Poor Tom nebber gottid ober it, neether….
*snerk* Aym shor he has had plenny of unnerwayrs thrown at heem over teh yeerz! Being a laydeez man and awl . . .
Cue: Whutz noo, Pussykat? Myow, myow myow-owl-owl!
LCB is able to steals unnerwares? Is dis de same as debreefing or do she manage to wank them orf whole wiffout you noeing it?
Bafftime – thatz a gud wun! Of korse that eggsplayns theyr luk of horror!
war kitteh haves a funneh eye and teh owwy awn hims leg. hims must haz seen menni battlols.
He be deh propurr kitteh fur war.
We wants gooshie fuds, NOW
In taht caes, D’Beaker must hav cloened the Alwais Hongree Kitteh!
Wabout def, def, def, def, def, def, def, def, and def?
the fore lolcats can also be noed as the D4s: Deff, Doom, Destruction & Dry food!
Kittehs haz 9 lifes. Pitcher wazn’t bigz enuff 4 allz dem defs!
Four hansum shadoes
gaize intu yur ayes
warilee ubserving
trine to hipnotyze
wantz to havem gushifuds
wantza skritch n rubs
wantza cozee lap fur nappin
wantz sum kitteh luvs
Dat’s grate! Ai lub it.
Bery gud, Jeffiffuur. Glad tu see yur pomes again.
*clappity clappity clappity* Berry nise!
Byoootimus kittehs, nonetheless!!!
I dinna care if the world will end! WANT!
We’re in yor Internetz, bringin yoo teh end of tymez.
Test
Mt McKinley!
RONG! Is Freddeh Mercureh!
Oh noez! Teh foar hoarsemen quit and naow we haz teh foar kittehz!! EBERYBODY RUN NAOW!!!!
i for wun welkom owr kitteh apokaliptifiers.
Anyone know what kind of kitties these kitties are? Because I have one who looks suspiciously JUST LIKE THEM and I need to know if the apokalyps is arriving at my house.
Look like American shorthairs to me.
Mor prejdis genst booful blak kittehz. Blak kittehz no iz bad-dey iz gud an swee an presis!
NICE art history connection!
I love ICHC: it is my favourite website, hands down. But every so often these black kitty jokes really, really get to me. Do the people posting realise that every year, black cats are tortured, hanged and killed??? I have to keep my cat inside the house on Halloween every year just to make sure he is safe. I know that this is a joke but even on ICHC, it almost seems to give a sanction — even a religious one — to the people who are looking to harm these beautiful creatures, and may take this as encouragement. Please, please stop. This is not funny; this goes too far.
…but sekritly No Alcohol Lager.
Srsly tho, War should be red (at least an orange kitteh), and Pestilence retired in the ’30s so Pollution should be white.
Shouldn’t it be the four Lolcats of the Apocalolypse?
Maybe they escaped from Pandora’s (litter) box