Does it seem wrong to anyone else that the bird is eating turkey?
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birdee iz neggst awn teh menyue
Sandwich uv distraktion! bird see sandwich, nawt see cat!
Cockatiel Cocktail! Now on the menu at NOM!
dat sownds… kullerful!
Sayb thyme. hab bird nom turkey, den yu nom bofe. Gibs moar thyme foar naps.
kitteh has a jealous…
whell, you eat cat fud
wait. cat fud is maed 0 catz?!?!?!
Well … gurl skowt cookiez iz mayded uv gurl skowts, rite?
an bebbee oyl iz… bebbee?
an where duz nut oil cum from?
snerk
Oooo! Yu meen nutz, rite? peenuts, skwrrlnutz, … etc-nutz
Wall nutz, Beech nutz, Chest nutz, Black wall nutz, Macademia nutz, Candle nutz, Brazil nutz, Beetel nutz, Co Co nutz, Grape nutz, Hazel nutz ~
Yep!! Lot 0 nutz out there!!
Says the head nut…
*runsawaywifaqwiknessintotehmaushole*
Ai think ai furgot to meshun teh Maus nut!!
Nawt iffn him haz a hongree
Hmm… mebbeh kitteh shud eet teh burd, lebel fings up.
gotta adheer to teh fud chayne!
Hannibal teh cannibal……ooooohhhhhhhh!
Akshuly, dat is what I named mai goldyfish…cause I kanot put no udder fishes in wif hims….
*puts parrana in CrazyOldLady’s fish tank. Parrana is clubbed tu deff by goldfish adn nommed*
*puts grayt white shark in CrazyOldLady’s fish tank. Goldfish ponders, gets owt sum explosib cannisters adn blows it up like in Jaws, den noms awl teh shark bits in teh tank*
Yore right. Yu realy can’t put anyfing in wib it, can you?
*puts annoyeeng cowerker in COL’s fish tank an runz awai*
dats a GREAT idea darthmommy! * starts setting traps for annoying cow-werkers *
*waches teh goldfish get owt a chainsaw, a dentist drill and a hockey mask*
*runsaway wib a kwikness*
*heers sum terrible skreems dat cud be from darthmommy’s co-wurker*
*waches az part ob what wunce mite hab been part ob a shoe sail fru teh air*
*feelz a twinje ob gilt. frows in a lifesaver kandee. waches it melt. dials 91…* …oh, wayte, wut wuz taht nawt thurd number agen?
can fink ob sebberal ppl i wanna do dat wif!
would this goldfish consider working as a stagehand?
only if u pays him scale!
*hedgravel*
ahll givem a fin.
OMCC plz plz don’t lettem get started on annover string of phish punz. Ai cannawt hake it.
U mite get awl cod up innit.
Waz juss a fluke, ai’m shur.
awwww……….cummmawn. ahm nawt that bad….
*innocent look*
the puns usually perch on yer tongue and just eel over into each other.
*collapses, pun-stunned*
(sort of like a splort but squidged instead of exploded?)
Iz yur goldiefyshie ebil, COL? (dere’s a cartyoonie awn teh CBC cawled “Mai Goldfish iz Ebil” an I thot mebbe wuz based awn yur fishy)
I tells him dat he is ebil!! Either dat, or BERRY antee-soshul!
BWAHAhahahahahahahaha… *coughhackcough*
*whacks EM awn teh bak bery gentlee wif teh cast-irun fryink pan*
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Dere. Feel bedderer nao?
GMWA!!
Great Minds Whack Alike?
Great Minds Whack-A-Maus
I lubs whack-a-maus…here, let me borro da skillit, k?
It’z awl yurs!
Hey! Not to be whacking the rodents!
Ai noez da bedder use foer da skillit.
Yup!
Yay fer us, gammacat!
*Looks at the Ebil Maus-shaped dent in the pan*
You hit me a little harder than you thought, PB2K. I believe your strength is coming back…
w00t! Yay fer arm strenth kumming back! Nao iffn I onlee had teh endurance….dat liddlol ol’ whack dun neer took it owt ov mii!
Well… tomorrow try for two whacks, the next day three, and so on. Before you know it, you’ll be able to whack me for hours at a time…
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I’ll go build some armor…
yoo culd mebbee ask teh Nawt Ebil Maus to borry himz armour frum teh Cam-El-Awt produshun…mite save yoo sum tym awn teh bilding. Jes a thot.
That won’t be arriving for several weeks yet. I think he’s on his own here…
*smacks Ebil Maus onna back*
carefull der EM!
Ai haz wun tu! Teh only surbibor uv a duzzin oar so feeder fishees ai gotted fur teh kittehs tu watch. Him been aloan fur 4 yeers nao. Nawt can put ennyfing else in wif him sept snails, an him spits gabel at tehm. An sinse him nao abowt 7 inchis long, him can beet up preddy much ennyfin ai put in tehre!!! We cawls him Jaws!!!
We hadded a serial killer fish fur a long tiem. She outlasted two whole tanks uv feeder fish!
U iz wut u eetz?
itz dem dark chonlit senterz dat maeks uz fambly.. in fact, dere’s sum DC cubbered ‘spresso beanz rite at hand. Hab sum?
oooh, mai faberite! FangQ smammie!
*nomnomnom*
oooh, catfien overload!
*poingpoingpoingpoing*
NS, wat iz u in sin u ate ing?
I eets teh begetables.
iz dey chonklit cubbered? Juss wonnering… lukkin fur moar frenz & fambly
must bee sum brownies in mee sumwhere!
Cuzzin Tess!! Iz dat yew?
Ai’m shur ai hav sum browneez in mee too! but teh awtsyde???
Moastlee froot an vegetamabuls.
Akshulee, rite nao ai hav a lawt ov Tidmum’s Spaghetti Bolognese awn mai insyed.
Duz taht count fur sumthing??
yummy frens
Ai wood bee moore woreed iffn da samich waz squawhb.
Carniverous, cannibilistic, cockatu craving cowldcuts!
@@@@@ 3km verrra nice alliterashun!
*Blushes* Fanks GC!
*whispers to 3km – dis is a cockatiel. Dat dansdansdans bird Snowball on youtoob issa cockatoo. Dem silly ornitho…ornophyl…birdbrains gets crankyfied when peeps confuggle the two.
I thot kanibul wuz onlee when u eetz nudder wun of same speeshes. Kokateel speshuz nawt turkee spishez, so cokatil nawt kanabel. I’s a mamal (I fink) dat eetz udder mamulz (kows, pigz, goatz, and shepez), but I’z no kanubel. I’z a pepul, but I no eet peepulz.
A fud is eeting mah fud!
Is effishunt. Wayt a bit, den nom tu-fur-wun (nom wun, get boff).
I lubs teh luk on teh kitteh’s fayce. And teh whyt whiskurs. And teh whyt pawz. I is gitting to reelly lub teh liddel kleen whyt pawz!
mah Injeh kitteh has white pawzes and bib
herz is big orinj ball of fluff an lub
canibalism
iz a birdie bird werld
Go ahead littol birdy. Nom awl teh meats outta teh sammich. But pls leave teh breads, I’m gonna needz them for mai sammich. AI haz sumfin speshul to putz in it.
Cockateal canopays.
♫ fuud, gloriyus fuud!
turkee sammich awn wite bred
Wile weer in teh muud
Weel nom teh burdie insted ! ♫
Pliz, sir, I want nom som moar.
…o’liver, that iz.
Kitteh wants tu nom an Irish liver?
ewwwwwwwwwwhhhh
hm, well. there are tastier ways of getting a buzz, ifinkso….
Hmmmm…liver saw-tayed in Guinness & onions,purrhaps ???
sounz lyke libber pickled in Guiness.
tweets pudding gibs kitteh joy
wat next is teh question?
Rich kittehs, dey all enjoy
awl burd species!
What next, dat is eezie?
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Dollysmommy an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfingday today!! sinse it iz lunchtiem heer in burfday fairy land, ifinkso a nice all-yoo-kan-eeting deli sammich buffay piknik wuld be nise (donut forgit yor stretchy pants). turkee, hamz, pastramiz, rosted beefs, chikkin, all kinds ob cheezes (ob corse), an all teh fixings wif fresh-baked rollz curtesy ob Nom. also krispy krucnhy piklols an tater chips (krisps for teh folks in TTI) an ob corse, CHEEZCAEKS! in yor favrite flavrs (i’m habbing klassic cheezy cheezcaek wif cherry topping
yum) also lemmingade an sodas an icy teez, an for owr piknik a game ob trol-hed crokay!! (not wif reel troll-heds, teh wuden ballz iz payntinged to luk liek trol-heds) also goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, radio-kontrol flying motorsikkles, kandee an chewy gum, an colur-it-yorself blk velvit bebbeh zombie powters wif boxes ob elebenty-nine glo-in-teh-dark zombie-colurd crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo:
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YUM! *goes to buffay to get lunch*
*and a crokay mallit *
Oh, trol-hed crokay, almos as mush fun as whak-a-maus. Kin ai haz da hello mullet?
*pikks up a troll-hedd bawl* oooh, uglee!
*tayks mallet frum teh rakk*
*whak!… … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . o
*littlol voys cums frum bawl as it rolls*
Datz nawt a kitteh, dats a fotoshoppd marsupial!
Hmmm, lukks lyk teh trollus rognomus has cross-bred wiff teh trollus artificius. Dis cud get danjerus!
I iz fattening mah fud, before I eatz it.
Sownds lyke Hansel and Gretel storeh to meh!
will has it with chianti an fava beans
* faints *
Mebbee heez uh cammible?
He shud tri Cannible’s Condense Soop, Cream of Parrot wif Carrot.
avoid the clowns……….they taste funny.
*facepaw*
and the stagehands for that manner……….they’re kinda bitter.
*headgun*
but from what you’ve said, they’re well cooked…
Stewed?
Steemed!
pickloled?!?
hm, I thot it was an elecktrical thing!
that would be Smoked.
Per the radio, todai is ‘Hug your cat day’!
EVERY DAY is hug ur cat day!
and kitteh gibz U himz pointeh endz day
which is also ebery dai!
as is waking up Ur human at 4 o clock becos U has a hongree
I getted that this morning. I was catching a extry snooze before I absolutley hadda get up and Liam came to sit by my hed and patted my face wif his paw. I hadn’t trimmed his nails in a few whiles so even though he was technically using teh “soft paw” techneek, I almost getted multiplol facial puncture wounds.
Needles to say, today at my house it was “Trim Ur Kitteh’s Pointy Endz Day.” But he did gets a hug afterwards.
Az purr instrukshuns: Kitteh hugz delibered!
Oooh! Gammacat, make a note in AfriCat’s file: “Highly suggestible, takes direction well.” We might could put those skills to
evilgood use.wen iz “feed yor cat day”?
That iz Mornin’, noon, and nite wif treats inbetween.
Gosh.
Y’know, aside from ‘cannibalism’ being specifically your own species – and not all birds are the same species – lots of birds eat other birds.
Hawks, owls, falcons, to name a few – even a few kinds of parrot will kill prey for meat.
Just sayin’.
- Rattus Anthromimicus Zen
Is troo, RAZ. We can haz ‘raptors’ somtimes too. But teh eckspreshun on teh kitteh fase makes us wunder what he’s pondering – kittehfood eating kittehfood, as it wur.
Yabbut we still think that teh birds put up appearances of only ever eating seeds and stuffs and wait until they is safely home in private before diving hed-first into a bukket of Extry Crispy.
cats eat mammals all the time
Mi birdie eatz chycken.
Y der no birdie sytes?
Twitter?
Amacaw.com?
Beakbook?
Amiaprettyboyornot.com?
Squawk.co.uk?
PollyWannaCracker.arg
eBird.com
eJay!
ARRRRGH!!!!!!
*bonks hed agaynst teh wall!!!*
Wai din Ai think ov that!!
*doffs hat wif a deep bow to teh wun an awnlee LCB*
*braivlee trais again*
ICanHasCheezBirdie.com?
Oh, now. I wouldn’t've thinked of that, and in fact didn’t on my own. Ur idear pushed me in teh rite direction. We is a team!
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}
flyspace
Um…
MSHen.com?
Eggslist.org?
Firehawx?
Goosglol?
Facebeak?
Moar
Ai haz a poonderence, duz annione noe wha happenned tu da luv byrdz. De haznt been on fur a whyle.
Ai can haz yur tenshuns, plz?
Ai speeked tu teh Humayn Sosietee abowt teh adopshun appulkayshun.
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♪♫♬ WE CAN HAZ CORY-BEAR FUREBBER!!!!!!!!! ♬♫♪
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YAY!!!!
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I’m so happy I gets to meet him!
Fink he’d sleep wif meh? hmmmm??
Nawt-sekkund, we needs tu see if him tired an wants tu sleep bai then.
Ai onlee haz 23 days tu tyre him owt! (Him hazza enerjee latelee1)
yew get tew meet him! luckeee!
* has a jellus *
Ai does da happitayle, ai duz da dansdansdans. Noew ai kin dreem ob meetin boff Eva da Dive and Cory-Bear.
Hooray!
*does a happy danse, remembers to not forget to set up fun-draising site*
Yesh, yesh, da fund raisin site!! I will bii lyk throwin PK a bebbeh kitteh shower! Ownli wii nawt haz tu play stoopie games!
Normul silliniss an LBT purrdukshuns an ebents an free-sosiayshun an fings heer be enuff cwayziniss. Games, du nawt want oar need!
No games lyke smellin bebbeh fuds an guess wat flavor, or kounting bows, which means sumfing I kan’t member. Wii awlready now yur gitten a bebbeh boi BC!!!! YAY! Cheezgames bii much funner!
yeah! WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!!
*dansdansdanspoingpoingpoing*
choklit cobber esspresso beens and choklit martoonies for eberwun!
*poinpoinpoing*
Hmmmmmmm ~ Chonklit maroonies??? MAOR yeah! an sum WOOT WOOT WOOTS!!!
EXTREE fancee silly brayshuns fur teh Cory~Bear!!
Ai did nawt fink tehy wud… but nao iz awl offishul!! Him due fur sekkund shots nekst Whensday, ai can du teh last uv teh papurwurks an pay teh munnies an get teh mikrochipping an awl, awl at wunce, an tehn him nawt has tu go back tu HS ebber ebber EBBER.
Yurs ~ fur ebber an ebber an EBBER. Ai think ai’m going to cry!
Aw… hazza sham-wow an a hug. {{{{{Janet}}}}}
Loki an Trick be going, “Say what nao? Yu sed him waz heer temporoaroararalee!!!” LOL
YIPEEE!!!!!!! *Duz happityle dases fur Cory Bear an PK an Seanya an Loki an Trick an Angel. Kollapses frum exhaustin* Congrats PK {{PK an Cory Bear}}
Whoot! Happitayle newz! ::):
*arrives layte*
Woo hooooo!!! Taht be teh grate gnus!!!!!
*Happeetayle dans dans dans*
ai having a big happeh for u! yay dat u can gibes him furebber home!
Parrothead.. when u gets here… remember, teh feeds of teh few does not outweigh teh loves of teh many.
Lol Trek ref, ftw!
I dunno. does it seem wrong to you when a mammal eats pork?
Standard worthless American lunch: chips, white bread, piece of yellow cheese and slice of meat.
Toss everything off that plate in to the trash and start over:
apple, wheat bread, swiss cheese, lowfat turkey with lettuce and tomato.
Then you might live as long as the cat and bird.
if lubbin dis sammitch am rong, Ai don wanna be rite……
…all ‘tiels are cannibals. Mine loved chicken ramen.
agrease wiff mxlplyx
mi ‘tiel luvs ta noms da chikan frum de rotisserie @grocerie stor
ohhh and spegettie wiff saus
ohhhh and de chokolots
ohhh and de porc chopz
weel… u git mai driff…
it cudntz haz cheezburger, whut elz cud it eatz?
My bird eats turkey too!
Mamuls eetz mamuls, so why not avians eatz avians?
In mi frij I offen seez one mold eat another mold! Kinda intresting, akshully
Seagulls eat chicken nuggets…
David: Seagulls are flying rats
About caption: Yeah, and your eating chips. Same diff. X3
furst burdee nomz terkee sandwich, den kittee kan nomz even moar and biggerer burdee
I’ve lived with a cockatiel that ate chicken, eggs, and turkey. It was crazy.
My cockatiel, Spike, she’ll eat anything.
Things out of my dad’s mouth, stuffed animals (I’m serious), shiny things, ect., ect.
My cockatiel, Mona, tried to eat the TV remote, and she’s more interested in the spoon than the food it’s holding!
we had a parakeet that wouldnt eat birdseed or bread, but it would eat turkey breast
cockatiels <3