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Ai rote urlier –
“Mennee happee felicitayshuns to teh fastest fingurs 0 teh thred – Ambercat an Annipuss!!! FURST in teh Alfamabet an FURST in ar harts!
An tehn it went into moderashun becuz a maed a teenee tinee Miss Take in mai emeow – an tehn it disappeered entyrely! WP iz Up Hare End Leigh having a layte brekfast!!!
An speeking of that, tho ai seem to be teh awnlee wun heer, ai WILL offer sum drinks an danses to teh happee trio occupyiing teh urlest taim spot – Ambercat, Annipuss and HaHa.
(ai think HaHa iz brand noo heer an iz nawt yet akwaynted wif ar kwaint Kustoms!)
Heer cums teh fresh cawfee – ov corse frum teh beens ai just ground up! an reel creem – an demara shugar. An sum fresh Url Grey Tee – an sum choklit Biscotti – speshul fur Igor if he coms bak – but PLENtee fur ebreewun!! Pleez to be halping yurselves.
An LUK!!!! Ai found this in mai sootcayse – but it wuz well paked – an still fresh!! A byootiful Viktoria Sandwich Caek!!! Ai wunder hao it gotted into mai sootcayse?????
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmers!!!
I’m sorry. I didn’t understand a word of that.
If you’re willing to write all of this in that language then you might want to consider going outside.
Or Awtsyde as you might put it.
I agree wholeheartedly with what you’ve said. I’ve thought about writing something similar, yet I have been too considerate/worried to say anything in fear of offending people. I must say that you’ve read my mind… I mean, I love animals just as much (if not more, I even empathize with my cat; as strange or different as that might sound)…. I try to avoid conflicts or hurt feelings, but this can prove to be counterproductive, in ways.
My philosophy is take everything in moderation; how anyone takes this statement is their decision.
I must give these people some credit; It must take a great amount of patience to learn a “new language” of sorts… that definitely does take some intelligence to pull off!
…>_<…
Gettin reddee fur teh lolimpiks
GMTA! Is yur gardun reddy fur awl teh Cheezpeeps to camp in?
Nope, an it duzn’t lukk az iffn it ebber wull be!
*igor takes out pencil*
*digs in pocket for piece of paper*
*licks point of pencil*
*gets distracted, eats pencil*
*finds another pencil*
*takes notes for development of possible d’Beaker Labs Bramble and Shrubbery Removal Device (w/ ginormous laser option)*
*heads back to the Labs, humming and spitting out small pieces of wood and graphite*
Ai haz a gardin shreddur. Puddy_Tat sez Ai shud juss poynt it at teh gardin an let it get awn wiv it. Dat duzn’t werk tho!
Dere Annipuss – pleeze nawt to be uzing teh gardin shreddur whilst we ar awl camped awt there – ai dont think teh CCC can Handel taht kind ov dam age!
Annipuss!! U cud has a TTI cheezpeeps meet un we cud awl halp cleer ur gardin!!
Dat wud be ekshulant
ohai!!! TheCatsMutha!!
Ai dont think we can has met yet – but OOOOHHHHHH!!!! Ai am so sorree tath we dint know about yoo until it wuz too layte! Becuz TEHN we cud has met IRL befoar heer – wich wud have bin awlmost Sir Real in itz bakwerdness – but fun nebbertehless!!!
So – mai ai introdoos maiself? Ai am JCH4K an am moast pleezed to maek yur akwaintance. Ai AM traveling at teh moment – well nawt THIS moment ov corse – but . . . eneway, ai donut hav such reddi acksess to teh Inntertoobs, so yoo may nawt hav scene me yet . . .heer.
Hai JCH4K!!! Ai scene u kwite alawts awn teh freds adn has reely enjoyded ur comments, butt (!) we has nawt meeted awl prpa lykes.
Ai mainlee has 2 be in cheezlands at wurk cos poota at nome is berry berry bad till ai gets noo wun, butt (!) wurks can be 222222 bizee!!! Ai woz gettin 222 stressded so desided ai wud mayke tyme foar wot maykes meh haf happees adn cheezland is it!! So noa ai be sooar to be heer as much as ai can :}
Plees b sendin meh a fwend rekwest!!
JCH4K WE IS AWLWEDDY FWENDS!!!!!!!
*Dans dans dans adn den slitely blushes wif shayme…*
Furst
Heer, has a cuppovtee if yu has a furst
Nawt exacticicaljy; iz cornsidered badd foarm tew juss hollar fust heer–iz better tew mayk a wity comment awn teh Lol. Wee sai Nawt Sekkund, or Furvest frum lasst, k?
nawt so much, ackshually.
But (snerk) if yew looks above, yew can see two prime examples of nawt-secondness. Ambercat and Annipuss, within seconds of each other, posting a short but clever commint, that relates to the picshur and cauzes smiles on the faces of the readers. They are ex-spurts at this sort of thing. Of course, their imaginahuns also seem to be joined at the hip today, but that happens sometimes too.
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So, try to emulatify them next time. And in the meantime, join in the drinks and sillybrashuns.
An odder rool is tu plai nise. Du taht and u r welkum heer.
taht’s nawt a verree odd rool – much odder is gibbin “Mt McKinley” as teh arnser to ennee kwestyun!
Agreed! Taht iz VERREE odd indeed!!! Hoo can explayne it? Hoo can tell us wai? Ar teher ene fools heer hoo can give us sum reesons? Oar ene wize men hoo mite at leest consider traiing?
*sings kwietlee to self*
Sam an Janet ebening. . .la la la la laaaa laaaaaaa . . .la la la la laaa LAAAAAAAA . . .akross a crowded rume. . . .
I dunno bout weeise or fulish, but ast LCB about Mt. McKinley. I tink she rode in on it fur a race-day longtimeago.
YES!! ; teh verree furst rayce we ebber had – fur Lolnascars burfday!!
akrobatic kitteh is, well, akrobatic.
sumbuddy had to say it.
An thank teh CC tath sumbuddy DID!!!!
Nao we can awl relax an trai to think ov sumthing ELSE to say!!
you can haz vegun edge
hehehe
Anni and Ambercat due it again! Hats off to teh kwikness and wit uv them! Here, let me offurr you some noms and sips to energify you for trip to teh tie booteek.
Thx Q!
kitteh maibe part kanguroo?
or mebbee et a bownsy bawl form teh burfdai fairy’s party bag!
*bounsy bounsy bounsy bounsy bouns*
Wheeeeeeeee!!
Oooooooooo!!! LUK OUT!!!!
*crash*
Kitteh gotz skillz!!
Don’t let that cat out or the neighborhood will be free from birds in about a week. Amazing.
Just think how high he could jump if he had some traction for a launch-surface, like a carpet, instead of that slippery hardwood! Can’t do your best popcat when you can’t get a grip with the pointy ends!
Pshaw! Dat’s nuffing! Ai noe a kitteh dat jumps eben higher den dat, adn awais catches aniifing wii frow at im!
Owner should keep watch on cat’s hips. Easy for arthritis to set in with jumping cats. I have one but she doesn’t jump much anymore and walks a little uneasy. But congrats on dis jumping cat. She beautiful. So much fun to watch jumping cats.
My brother had a cat who needed knee surgery after she did some acrobatics like this while I was playing with her. She did a flip and landed hard or something. She seemed a bit tender and didn’t jump much anymore but still wanted to play. She eventually got surgery on both legs, and I was told that it was something that would have needed to be done eventually anyways so I shouldn’t feel guilty about it….
Ooh! A Tigger!
Deyre tops r mayd ob rubber, deyre tayles r mayd ob springs!
De wondermous tings bout Tiggers, is, Tiggers r wondermous tings!
Maikes mee fink ov ar Nennepuss.
*Bouncees, inn Nennepuss’s onor*
I usta habs a spring-ackshun toi goggie dat did dis! u push his hed intu his fud dish, an den affer a bit, his tayl wags reel reel hard, an he duz a back flip like dis kitteh!
Dis be spring-ackshun kitteh?
Pffffft, mai kitteh can jump much, muuuuch higher. And wif moar graceful landing. He’s a luffly boi who luffs his mousies.
Entillolgunt pet trikz!
Needs Speed Racer “Mach 5 jumping on autojacks” sound effect added.
aww. kitteh iz huntan low flyin birdz.
Ocicats ish ahsum!
lol that cat is crazy
he he, that reminds me of my kitten pounce, who launches across three computers and four teenagaers to attack the dog. She never misses.
Mai puter wan’t let me see teh pitchr. Ah is sech a sadd kitteh.
Onliest seems just sum pitchrs it happen tew. Dosnt no whai?
Frisky high jumping kitty.
It’s AcroCat!!!
the Tigers could use a backup outfielder…
sign up the LOLcat!
Needz a bwak hood andz a kittana.