Oliver realized he got no respect when da new
Oliver realized he got no respect when da new cat jus walked in an sat on him like he weren’t dere.
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diz cushyun hazza lumpee!
Nowbody Eggspects Teh Spanish Lolquizition!
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Fech teh comfy chair adn teh soft cushins!
Nawt….*dramatik moosik* … Teh Cumfy Chayr??!!!
Owr cheef weppon iz surprize! Dat’s all…just surprize!
an pointee ends!
Owr cheef weppuns R Sir Pryz an poynty ends. An a insayshubbul cyuriosity
Amongst owr weppunri R such dyvers illimints as Sir Pryz, poyntee enz, insayshaubbul cyuriosity, adn nice floofy oranj … ai’ll come in again. (Oar maybe nawt.)
*walks owt*
*bursts in*
Nobodi eggspects teh Spanish Lolquizition!
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Our diberse armoury includes such fingz az Sir Pryz, pointee enz, insayshabbul cyuriosity, nice floofy orinj kittehs adn goggie jowks. Adn hairballs.
*Jumps onna bus drivin like crazy to get to teh Old Bailey befoar teh credits finish rollin*
–oh bgr–
cumfee chayr iz… zzzzzzzzzz……
Butt (hee hee) itza Qte lumpee!
Skwish!
Cicero!
Lipschitz.
Watch ur language, LCB.
Whut? Whut did I say? Nothin’, that’s whut. *pouts*
I can handle a littlol Poopyhed and Boogerbutt tawk, wen u start tawkin bout LipS***, dats ware I draw teh line.
*draws a line*
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nice line………now tow it…….sumwares.
*snicker*
Cud I juss walk it, instead?
Becuz ur mine…
YAY! Johnny Cash!
hey now, he had it comin’
Teh dirty bum, bum, bum.
hee ran intew mah poynty endz TEN TYMEZ.
FTW…..clappity-clappity.
U noez – sum guize jus can’t hold their catnip.
oooooo, even better.
If yood haz bin there. If yood haz seenit, ai betcha u wud haz dun teh saem!
*plugs in hedfonez & puts on teh Chicago sowndtrak*
for some reason, a wholly inappriate Monty Python song comes to mind……
inappropiate……whatever.
dis iz cheezland, we kno wut yoo meenz
yeah………..*sad grin*
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dammit….still with the leakin’
{{{dan}}} miii tew.
{{{dan}}}
well hai there have not seen u in longz time how uz been?!?!?
okay folks, this is weird.
We have Thomas and friends here today (as in Thomas the Tank Engine). as during load-in confetti was in the marley (floor covering), in road boxes, in cable boxes, and wadded up in the drops……we knew it was gonna be a confetti show (I hate those). and confetti gets into the damnedst of places with a persistance not to be believed….
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but finding confetti in the urinal in the mens room?!?!….cummawn.
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on second thought…..I reeely doan wanna know.
Umm, I’m shure der iz purrfectli logikal xspainashin fur that.
Mebbe wuz on top uv sumwunz hed & falled in?
appropreeyut montee python??? izzere such a fing?
the philosophers song?
Yes, Socrates himself iz particclolarly misst….
Lungdoc, iz yu stil heer? Iz yu a reel lungdoc IRL? If yu iz, ken Ai ask yu an OT kweschun?
Oshure. Yep, ask away! If ai don’t know teh answer, maybe ai can look it up for you.
Fankees. Shuddn’t need lukin up, just an oppinyun. Wun uv mai cow-orkers hadded a TB skin testy befor goin tu med skul. It wuz pozativ. Shud Ai get testid, tu?
If you and your co-worker are both exposed to people who might be sick with TB–e.g. if you work with people who have just moved from countries with a lot of TB, or if you both deal with homeless inner-city folks, etc.–then it might be sensible for you to get a TB test from time to time. On the other hand, assuming your co-worker wasn’t sick with fever and cough, and maybe the co-worker had been exposed to TB as a youngster or when traveling–i.e. when not around you–then you don’t need to worry about having caught the germ from the co-worker. Having a positive skin test means (more or less) that one has acquired the TB germ sometime in one’s life, but it doesn’t necessarily mean one is infectious for others. Still, if you’re concerned, there’s no big risk to having a TB skin test done, and it’s not generally very expensive. You might ask your doctor about it–recommendations vary from place to place. Wishin yur cow-orker good lukk wiht teh med skul! Kthnxbai.
Thanks for your opinion, Lungdoc. We don’t work with the public, but do work in a medical laboratory. I’ll talk with my doctor, and see what her doctor says after she gets the chest x-ray.
Fanks agen!
Ohai,{{{{{{ brightspot}}}}}} Ai went frum negatbi tu poztib wile ai wuz wruking in med. lab. But(snerk) ai wuz yung, stil in skule nd nawt getting enuf slepez. nd…. Ohai {{{{{{lungdr}}}}} Ai n cowturd a lung doktur ownlee last weke gibbing clas awn slepe apnea wich ai can has. Ai haz nawt d sied tu uze Cpap musheen yet.
Snerk. ai just rede wut ai sed. n cowntur, as met up wif.:oops:
Doncha luv itt wen yoor fingurrz get awl fumbledy lyke taht?
Ohai, [[[[[altosinger]]]]]] bin a lawng tiem sins ai sede yu. hoaw yu ar?
Oh sry, Ai cuddent see yu awn teh blankie
Ewe Kaiks gud Pilol!
oops Shud hab been “Maiks”
tehr are no miss-spellings on ICHC. only statemints taht are a liddle more abstrakt tahn ovvers.
“Abstrakt stateints” I lyke dat, mynd iffin I uze dat IRL? Ifinkso wuld awlso bii gud az “abstrakt thots”, I haz plenii uf them.
Mebee Spirograph statements?
Duz dey still hab Spirograffs?
prolly, I’ll have to check the garage. Jimmy Hoffa’s prolly indere somewhere.
I hope he’s payin u rent fur alla deeze yeers.
I wuld bet mine momkat still haz mine frum kiddletthood in her attak. Shii frows nuthing awai.
*Haz urge tu play wif spirograph* OMCC mine brayne is mush tudai.
Mebee u cud plai a littlol Lite Brite, too?
ai nevver gotted a lite brite when ai wuz liddul.
still kinda wantz wun.
ai did, not sew grate ackshewally…
I lubbed ennifing wif brite colors, *oh, pretty, an wonders off* Oops, still nawt grown owt uf it.
yesh! me too!
gammacat, iz why ai haz nawt botted maiself wun by now.
I neber did eeber.
Mah fwend did.
*hands tessm a bwand noo Lite Brite*
OOOH! prettee! shinee! fankyoo!
Me neither! I hadded a Spirograph though. It drawred swoopy, swirly pictures of Vice President Agnew.
Ai played wif mai naybor’s. Wuz teh fun.
Ai nebber gotted a Eezee Peezee Baek Oben, eever. *snif*
{{4.5K}} I had wun uf dem tu. Mine momkat wuz da xsellent garage sail shopper, dat iz da ownli reason I had dem. Needless tu sai alowt uf mine toys were missen sum parts.
O, me neidder! Mai mamakitteh alwais sed, “Wayste ob munnies. Yu kan yooz reel oben.” Sigh. Nawt teh same.
Now dat I kan uze mine own oben I nawt want tu.
I nawt gud baker, I haz hard tyme followin exact directions.
I du haz wun uf those! I by’d wun fur mine boi wen hii wuz little, did nawt amuse hyme az much az it did mii.
I haz wun! I gotted it off showgoodwill for onlee 12 munnees. Alla pens wer drys owt but it has alla parts. I luvs it.
Dey DUZ still haz dem!!! Ai lubs doze.
YAY! I iz surprised dey arn’t lektronic now.
ai went tew the Maker Faire in SF tihs weekend, and sumwun had robots dat drew spirographs….
oohh swirls in lotsa colors!!!…
it’z kinda sorta like a lektronic lite brite!
dissun new blankee has eyes an teefs an claws ……. comfy tho!
Ohai Jimmba!
*leens owt ob windo an waves doun teh street to Jimmba*
Stands unner windo wif rownd peeple katchy fingy, juss in kase …
ohai, Jimmba! good to see ya~
This is why I got the restraining order. All I did was say”meow” and he claims he’s in love!
U had him at “m”
*snerk*
dis blankee a bit heevy…
He ain’t heavy,
He’s mah brudder…
Iz mine spot now!
Pore Oliver iz gettin skwished!
pleez sur, no moar!
Iz tyme fur Oliver tu git owt hims poynti ends Ifink.
Huh. Ware dis eggstra fuut kum frum?
Oliber gotted disssssed.
He mite hissssssss…
Dis wun just feels rite fur todai:
w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=9YOo1XqKBJg&feature=related
Wuns Oliver iz dun wit dat nap, hi iz gonna bi fur-eous.
Oliber sais “plz sir, may I hab sur moar?”
oar mebbe a liddlol less?
Hao kin u haz moar if u hazzint had enny in teh nawt sekkund plaec?
Orange kitteh, onna
Orange kitteh, onna
Orange blankee.
Howm onna o-range.
“Mawm! I fink ders a pee unner the mattress!”
Oh judson, doan b such a pwincess.
well, iffen ya wouldna sit on the mattressessess bladder……
*giggle*
♫ Whut u want, bebbeh I gotz it
Whut u need, u no I gotz it
Awl I askin, iz fur a leetul respect
Juss a leetul bit, oh baybee, juss a leetul bit
R E S P E C T fynd owt whut it meenz tu mee ♫
Sing it, Reethra!
testing wun, too…
DUBBLE pffft!
Wazza maddur skwirrl? Yu testing gnu nutcrakkurs?
U iz vizzibul. Wutcha testin?
Ai iz testing teh bownsiness uf this cord. hold dis end pls.
* hands NS teh end uf teh bungee cord, runwifakwiknesscross teh rum *
Ooohhh Rumz!!
* letz go of teh end of teh bungee cord tu pik up teh bottlol of rumz *
Ai kin shayre yur rumz? Iz 151 ai hoep?
Eben Beddur fur U…Iz teh parrut bay rumz!!
On de uvver hand, he wuz nice and warm…
ABC 123
DEF 456?
The “source” for the pic was Cuteoverload.. those are my kitties.. Peaches and Penny