Frank had no idea That he was caught in a pyramid scam
kitteh awlwayz gittin caught in sum skam.
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but, Frankly he didn’t givva nom
…da fud pyramid izza cheet. not put cheezbrgrs in correkt plaice
He had examin’d sed pyramid adn found it full 0 emtpy calories.
Iz full uv emptiness?
Izzis sum kinda zen fing? Lyk wun hand fawling inna forist, n fings?
Oar teh sownd uv wun leef clappin?
Zen kitteh mu’s.
If a Kat Meows in teh forest and threr iz no juan rond duz it make a Noize?
Iffen a kitteh meows in teh forest adn tehr iz nowun around, kitteh will apply poyntee ends until there iz.
how about Jaunita?
better than gettin cot inna spam, tho!
If you receive an E-Mail allegedly from the Department of Environment &
Health saying not to eat tinned pork products because of Swine Flu –
Ignore it. It’s SPAM.
**heddesk**
*snerk*
To what? A triforce?! Ganon is more liekly to stick his head in a triforce!
New definition of Pointy Ends…
Iffen teh poyntee ends get teh poyntee ends, will tehr be a poynte in teh end?
I dunno. Whutsyer point?
Iz sumfing dat haz pawsishun…oh nebermind!
Iffen yu noe teh posishun, teh valocity iz futile.
Hao fast be futile? FTL?
Ai can get tehre yesserday?
Futility trabuls faster tahn bad noos, adn bad noos trabels faster dan lite.
Doan’t go dere, Frank..
Wutz teh poynt?
Iz sumfing dat haz pawsishun butt(!) nawt extenshunon, az in teh intersekshun ob tew lines.
Butt(!) dats nawt importint rite nao.
the oranj shud has been ur furst warning!!
I got caughted in a dodecahedron scam oncet. Was (counts on fingers) 4 times worser than Frank’s predicament. *nods, re-counts fingers to make sure none gotted borrowed*
*whipser*
we have sekrittly replaced LCB’s fingers whif le fronsch fries. Will she notice the difference?
****
Today’s dessert special:
Lady Fingers with Spam soss.
*gets color’d chalk oot*
*skribbuls aritsically to speciel blackbored*
Steak Dodecahedrons aw paw vr , Elebenty.99
*studies speshuls*
Oooh! That looks good. One stake speshul, plz. Does u has any aw juice saus for that?
O, and does I smells fresh fronsch fries? I can has on teh side?
LCB — you awl reedy haz da fries!! Butt onna da endz ub yer handz, nawt onna yer side!!!
Wait, whut? O, u’r just bein a big silly.
*flops hand, splatters grease all over EM*
qwaspo43ohawr?
Kwik — Bai up awl da dessert specialz and had Dr. TinyCat sewz dem bak on — KWIK afore eenywun else byez yer Lady Fingees!
hard to typ wif teh fronsch-fry fingerz?
yup. frosh today.
*adds a soupcon*
*adds a bishon frisee 0 curly sweetpea tendrils fr affect*
you can haz subtitoot tofu “Not Dogs”, if yu like.
*changes color’d chak colour from red to cerulean adn perivinkul*
Spam marinated in citurs Ponzi soss
Shwimp Scam peas
Spam?? I lubs Spam
…No no no..nawt taht kind ob spam…Meat (aifinkso it is enneway)
…*sets Innertoob spam catcher awn elebenty high*
Oar shud taht be “meat”? Oar “meat porduckt”?
maybee is debatebul subjek?….
I nawt caer..I lubs it
Spam an chips
Spam an eggages
Spam an beens
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam………………………..
SHADDUP!
Bloody Vikings…
*cheks in cubberds for tinobspam…*
Dang! No habs nun *pout*
..but dunno iffin I shud feed it to JCH4K ennyway …
I nawt know if seh wud eet it? O.o
.
Z’okay. We haddid sum roastified root vegges an sum Porkfillit rappt in parmaham an itallyun graybee. Nom!!!….Spam an itallyun grabee,prolly naot so grate akshully.
How about Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam?
Adn fronsch fries?
Or mebbe Pommy Frites?
Allrite, Ai’ll hav a slice wifout so much rat innit…
Kin ai oardur dat wif teh spam onna syde? Teh far, far awai syde? Tidmum’s side, purhapz?
ummmm.. is these teh fries wif gravey and cheez curds i has herd about??
*One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later…*
Appalling!
Hello, mum, hello, dad. There’s a dead bishop on the landing…
What’s his diocese?
Leicester…
Teh wun inna braces, he dunnit…
All right, it’s a fair cop, but society is to blame…
So… Doc. Are we the same person?
‘At’s right, we’ll be arrestin’ them too.
*–Agh, back to work–have a good day, everybody!*
Ewwwwwww!! I HAET LOBSTER an all fishee fings.
Ifinkso Spam, truffle Pate,brandy an egg wud bee teh deelishuss tho.
When yoo commin to cheff it for me?
*Lays tablol wiv best china a cutlerees*
**Grumble tum…drooooool…..*
“I’ll have the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and eggs”
Ai’ll haz dat 2, but wivowt teh spam thx!
butt ai doan liek spam!
Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it!
A’im havin’ spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam & spam!
don’t yu has ennyfing wif less Spam innit?
Vikings sing inteh bakgrownd…
♫ spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam wonderful spam ♫
AI haza kwestion? Why they call it Rattailtooie If it hazzent got ratz in it. Iz Maid wif egg plaint
We is nawt tew nom teh rowdents ewe kno.
eggs grow on plants???? Hoo new?
Yew neber herd ob chick-ory?
Dey aer speshul wuns fur baygunz.
Wii nawt nom dem.
Jes chew ‘em up a liddlol and spit dem owt.
Rat Patooie?
Eggplantatooie is very hard to says.
Dessert special inlimited supp-lie — LCB onlee had 10 fingies!!
iz nicee dat u fink LCB be a ladee – ifinkso two! BUTT, ifink shee weel needz herz fingies – dose fronch fires will bets soggy pretty fast!!
ao’[afoijgfg!
*comforts LCB*
*types wif toes*
WTFF?
LCB!! Iffin you keepz talkin like dat you nawt bee a lady!! Datz gud — den yous fingies can nawt bee soldz as Lady Fingies!! Der weel needz ta be a recall and you kin get dem back!!
*types vry unladylike things wif dainty toes, pinky-toe extendified*
Un-ladylike fings typed wif bery ladylike pinky-toe extension — Idunno – mae bee a tie — yous best type wif da middol toe lifted upz!
*types unladylike things wif middlol toe extendified*
f c y u!
How was that?
yup — mustee re-call does lady fingies now!
Otay — I gotted refund furr da munnies I oozed ta buy LCB’s fingees!
*purrforms sine-tiffik dye-agnostik test*
*danguls a shiny fing in frunt uv LCB*
*waves ffingers uselessly in teh air*
*splatters grease on P-K and teh shiny thing*
Heer PK — I boughted up awl da Lady Fingees .. kin you sew dem bak onna LCB’s handz???????
Hafta warsh da SPAM sauce off ….
Cleerlee, this be a berry, berry, berry serius sichooayshun! Otay, we needs tu get tempurchur an chek mucous mem-brayns…
Or mebbe juss re-attach teh fingurs wud du it.
Well, ai can so a buttin back awn, an we did haz class in sooturing, so hao hard can it pawsiblee be?
*threds needul aftur elebentee attempts*
*grabs teh neerist fingur an starts sooturing it back in plays*
Um, exsqueeze me, P-K? I is not a vet tech or a aerobics instructifier or nothin’ but isn’t u sposed to give teh patient something soothing an/or numbing? kthxOUCH!
*stiks pacifier in LCB’s mouf n drops ice cyoobs down her shirt*
ROFL — pacifier ta sooth and icee cubes ta numb — LCB gotted jest wut shee axed furr!
*spits out pacifier*
Yuck! Is that teh same one that Basement Cat hadded in hims mouf teh other day? Pleh!
And does u guise feel a cold front coming through? kthxbrrrrr
donut moove LCB — da fingie weel get sewed onna rong playz!!
**washez pacifier awf in coke**
**stick bak in LCB mouf**
Nao, where dew ai srub up?
*re-spits out pacifier*
Yuck! Whut was that on there? Diet Coke? Pleh!
IZ dat da samez Coke frum down fred??? Da wun wif triangular BM onit????
Needz ta bee sanitized an sanitary furr da surgury!
Nawt Diet Koke – Koke Zeeroh! No kalorees oar jerms.
Rly? Tasted moar like Coke Nummer Two.
Lol!!!
Oar mebbeh Lub Poshun #9?
Jes hoap iz nawt Pepsi Retro. Den wii mite hab tew go bak a play dis scene again.
Heer LCB — watch dis shiney fink iz swayin bak en forf, bak en forf — yous gettin sleepie …
(oh PK — dat bee da pinkee fingie – doughnut sewz it onna fumb playz)
*grabbifies at shiny thing*
Hay! Why are my fingers all in different places than before?
*puts back of hand to forhed, pokes self in eye wif finger sewed on back of hand*
Well, tehy DUZ be attached.
We nawt cobered much anatomees, yu gno. an we nawt cobered fingurs atawl, nawt menny kittehs n goggies haz tehm.
Also, taht will be elebentee munnies fur teh offis bisit, teh sooturings, an teh cleening bill frum teh greese. An no, yu cannawt pay in fronsch fries oar pop uv enny sort.
Mon phlonquais payera.
Kthxthesearen’ttehdoigtsuislookingfor
Ohhey, yu iz ryte! No wunner it nawt fitted ryte.
*hums happilee tu self whyle so-so-soing LCB fingurs awn*
hay P-K — didja take da fronsch fries off – oar duz LCB hab 20 fingies now??? Dat mite bee helpfulls inna hers steelin careeer — mor fingies ta ooze ta likt fings –
Teh fronschee fries will coming awf awn tehir own suun… iz less tromatik tu let teh bodee du fings in its own tiem when pawsibul, yu gno.
*wanders off, idly nibbling fronsch frie fingers*
*only occasionally bites a real finger on mistake*
nomnomnomOWnomnomOWnomnomnomnomnomOW etc.
*facefries*
Well, normullee, but ai nawt hazza kwalified fur desyding which medkayshuns an hao much. Onlee vet can duing taht.
Mebbe sumwun cud get yu a drinkee ur sumfing tu knok yu owt oar get a fyremens heer tu making yu swoon ur sumfing?
*lukks at finger* *lukks at hand* Hm, aifinkso tihs wun goez heer….
*Tries to flip P-K teh bird, ends up giving her a thumbs-up*
**fawls awf chair**
*THUD*
ifinkso you iz deeleereeous — der wuz a offer un firemenz an you dinnit take it!!
Hazza idea. Reads LCB won of mai feologie buuks. Putz mee to sleep alla tiem, shud wirk liek anestetik!
Mebbe dis boddle ob kachup wud be ob halps? Berry medisinull in kases like dis.
Dat Ponzi, himz got me.
himz madoff wid mah cheezburger munnies
LOL — Madoff wif mii munnies — berry funneh!!
Kitteh lukz lyke orange kaution triangle.
O, that Frank. He IS a caution.
A kaushinari tyle.
Iz nawt teh tayl taht needs teh kaushun!
Er. Nawt normullee, ennyway.
Wen da tayle gows thump, thump, thump with mine kittehs, iz best tu use kaution, kaus sharp objects bii near.
Wif mah Dusty, itz teh “swish swish flick flick” tayl moshun dat signifiez teh daynjur.
well, yew should alwais be caushus when pointee ends are around!
Nawt a bad ideeya, fur sum kittehs…
ohai P-K! did ai heer that yew are tyrin to adoptify Cory-Bear?
Ai iz, yep yep! Ai nawt can fink uv reezun tehm wud nawt let me. Him stay here furebber an ebber! *curls purrtektivlee arown Cory* Mai bebbehcat!
Yeah!!! ai has been wurried bout Cory-Bear! ai was even wurried about Eva makin teh trip tew her new home!
(silly ai know, but teh bebbehs are so adorable I can’t help it!)
Ai wurried bowt Eva tu.
Aifinkso uvver peeps waz wurryings also.
Ai will letting yu guis gno az suun as ai gets it awl confirmed.
We needs a forth kitteh lyk we needs a hole inna hed… but him staying ennyway.
Oh! Ai furgot!
Ai putted gnu pics uv Cory an Trick in teh kittin blog, an a bideo tu uv Cory playing last nyte.
Inturdimenshunal travelolor arrives in owr Yoonivurse, wonduring whut shaep cheezburgurs mite be in this dimenshun.
**Quicklee donz ‘luminum foil hat**
Yew’re nawt reedin’ mai fots, no sirs!
TARDIS’ aer a weerd shayp in yore uniberse.
Iz bigger awn OWTSIDE? mehbee?
Oh nosez — iffin its bigger onna owtside, den den den da kitteh’s bodee iz beein SQUISHED!!!!
Losted awl him elebenty 01 (K) noms!! Iz a tragety
oh teh hugh manatee! heer kitteh, yew can have some of mai noms!
Heem wuz savin doz noms furr ta eet after heem hoominz retiredmentz!! Needz ta bee sure hee awl waez has ennuff noms – eben if da hoomin onna fixed income!
Pore Frank. First he gets caughted in teh piramid scam and now he’s in de nile.
:snerk:
watch out for kitteh wif wet paws!
Teh tipping poynt came quicker than expected.
Bringing back anshent egypshun relijun, yur duing it rong!!
(Nawt wurry, kitteh, sum uv us wurship kittehs ennyway!
)
its a triforce scam! Hmmm….*polishes sword*
Tan Q! Tan Q! Ai was goin crazee tryin to merember the name of taht confounded triangle thing from Legend of Zelda!
def a triforce scam. Link is liek, “where did mah triforce go? Sumbodeys STOLE it!”
win
Bermooda triangle tries to nom Kitteh. Noos at elebenty.
Butt.. butt.. ai fotted teh BM trianglol was teh inbizziblol?
BM Trianglol? Ouch!
Dat’s wai itz uzallee inbizziblol!
SBMD³?
Hmmm…. silent ___?? *hazza ponder*
Silent BM Deadly (tew the turd).
*heddesk*
Ai shudda nown bedderer tahn to get NC66 started on the skatto… scata… bafroom humor!
Kitteh nawt be in gud shape affur wunna doez aifinkso.
**pawnders BM trianglol**
Owchie!
Jinks! Buy me a coke. Only warsh ur hands about elebenty times first.
**buys coke, furgits tew warsh**
Heerz yor soda poop…er…pop.
*dunks DK, LCB, an NC66 awl inna vat uv hand sanitizer*
**NC’s mind dis-ape-ears**
‘s OK. He wuzzint usin’ it much anyways…
eben if inbisolbull — mae bee worser sincee you nawt nose y itz oochiie !!11!
It wuz a pawzi skeme
Unless iz in teh NB, in wich cays iz … ah, ok, neber mind.
ohai, burfday fairy iz heer, still feeling sumwut sub dood, but lief goze on an shuld be sellybrayted. so i will saying HAPPEE BURFDAY to Goggabee an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, lemming poppyseed caeks wif choklit glaze, sparkly party punch, oh an dont forgit teh iskreem, an poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms!! an goodie bags wif speshul kalliydyskopes taht wen yoo luk in tehm an turn tehm tehy makes dezines liek kittehs dansdansdansing in a meddow, kandeez, an manee baloloons!!
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also fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes. an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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an i want to say agin a big FANK YOO!!!! to kvnsgrrl for being such a win an awsum vakayshun substitoot burfday fairy wile i wuz away viziting my sister teh toylit-paper fairy. her did a fabyooloso job, an if yoo are seeing dis, kvnsgrrl, i hope yoo will come owt an play agin sumtime!!
(ifinkso her haz a liddle bit ob a shy, so if anywun seez her, be shur to saying ohai! an fank yoo!)
(or yoo kan going to herz profile to be frenz an say “ohai”!)
Absolootlee! Her did a wunnermus job, an it wud be a sad fing fur her tu fade intu teh wudwurk agen! Wud missing her!
yu heers me, kvnsgrrl???
Her wuz beri talented vakayshun burfdai fairy!! Her bringed us yummy kakes an fun toys an much sillibrations. Kum bak an play wif us kvnsgrrl!
*gibs burfday fairy a prezint. Iz a bag ob fresh, individually-wrapped hugs*
oooh, fankies!! *gibs jd wun ob teh hugs*
*gets almost a minnit uv bideo uv Eva likliklik teh Cory-Bear*
*runruns tu YuToob tu upload wifakwikniss tu shaer kyootniss*
Maek taht TU berry short clips uv kyootniss!
Oh oh oh oh!!!! *dansis around awn teh spot*
Iz tu kyoot short (unner a minnit eech) bideos awn teh kittins blog (prysmcat.org/foster) uv Cory and Angel!!! Wair purrtekshuns, plzkthx!
Awwww! Angel bii keepin her bebbeh Cory klean an fresh.
Awww….I want Angel-baff.
Eh… no yu duzint… her haz berry ruff tung, an her likliklik hard! Trust me in tihs!
Ai juss reelyze ai sed Eva, nawt Angel, up tehre. Oopsie.
Exfoliayshun, her duz it berry enfoosiastically!!!
The issue was not so much the cunning of the scammers. Frank, as it turned out, just wasn’t very bright.
ohai kitteh, ai needz a cays of the L.O.C.® Multi-purpose moyst towelettz pleez, to keep my home sparklee fresh and cleen!
*whisperz*
pleez to tell BC that ai hav now fullfilled my shopping quota of Amway products an to return muh soul, okayfankqbii!
I kan’t beleev dat no-wun haz mad a peeramid-hed joke yet. Dat gui is scaree.
And den… Frank was banished to the Phantom Zone!
Butt he staes sharp, shayv aftur shayv.
Hey! His head is in the Triforce! From the videogame The Legend of Zelda. Link. Zelda. Ganon/Ganondorf. Thats funny. Huh. Just reconized it. I love that game. The Triforce is the thing that has the elements of Courage, Power, and Wisdom. That Link has on his right hand. Or is it his left?
Iz Kitteh Spyientology Skam.
Looks like Link is gonna pull his Final Smash on the poor kitteh…
That’s a tetrahedron, not a pyramid.
It’s a Catahedron:
http://www.instructables.com/id/Catahedron_Costume/
o noes! Pyramid Cat! we’z een Silent Hill! O:
this looks shopped…