Inside kitty wants out
Inside kitty wants out Outside kitty wants in
nd i just wantz 2 poop awtside.
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alwais onna rong syde uv dor
Ohai jk2k. U iz da nawt sekkond weenner. Ai haz da drinkee trolley, wif olibes, unionz and cherries.
ooh yummee! fanks, an ebberee wun hab sum uv teh gud noms!
Taht’s teh daffinition of cat!
I fot it woz kitteh’s definishun ob doors.
Yuss, tahtz teh waii it iz wen yur a cat!
Need wun uv dem magik muguffin fingeez frum swich bawdeez mooveez.
Grass awlwais bii greener awn du otter side.
Boff kittehs jes wants tu hed bopp da nuvver wun.
yeah, dey wanna play wiff dere ‘chudders!
Der Hoomin needz tu bai teh kitteh door. den teh kittehs nawt haz tu wait fur teh hoomin slayve tu git hoem tu opin teh door.
Now, ware teh fun in dat?
Kittehs purrtend to wanna go owt/in, an wen hoomin openz door, kitteh luuks at hoomin lyk dere stoopid.
Kitteh ennertaynmint!
*Waves at red* Hey how yu bii dis wunnerful Munderdai?
Teh fun iz when kitteh inbites teh poley catz frum aowtsied inna haws fur noms.
Ohai!
we haz finked ob putting in a kitteh dore, but bofe owr kittehs are Mitey Hunters an we wuld be finding tayl-less lizurds an haff-eeted meeses an rodenty fings an burds in teh howse! pleh.
Isn’t that always the way
wite kitteh: “meee–oww-t”
gry kitteh: “meee—innn!”
The skwerlz is alwaze greenur on da uder syed….
yew been lettin teh skwrills intew teh drink cart agin?
green skwerlz??? iz dey moldy??
Nawt tu b painting teh skwirls! Leeza wud b kwite opset wif us!
deyz just eyerish skwerlz, sillybraten wifs da wearin od da greens!
Kittehz amz habbeeng
eeturnull dillemmuhz ubz
Hoo goez inz and owtz?
Owtsydez Kitteh smellz
lushshuss feengz from t3h Nom Nom
Playss andz wawntz Insydez
Insydez Kitteh seez
lawtza feengz Outsydez. Mebbee
Kittehz traydz playssez?
Jack.
*clappity*
Ai lubz ur ohai-kooz, Jack!!
Ohai mai cween! haow yu iz? iz sew gud tew hab yu bakk!!
BTW – did yu see dat Plasticat and ai wented tew Kananananda last weekweekweekend and dopted Eva teh Diva? Dere be pikshures awn PK”s foster kitteh blog and Plasticat’s profyle!
How iz Eva teh Diva dowing? I bet her an Plasticat iz habbin a great tyme!!
her be gud!! plaiplaiplai alone or wif Tira (or, lyke naow – attaking mai anklols!), ignore Unique, hoo sai she nawt want anudder bebeh sista, runrunrun aronwd teh howse!! her LUBS Plasticat! craicraicrai if PC shuts her in hiz ruum and leeves her dere! afink dere be pikshure uf Eva and PC awn hiz profyle…dey sew kyoot tewgedder!!
YAY!! I haz much happiness fur Eva, Plasticat an Yu.
Kittehs bof wan betweendoors.
Inside kitty wants outside kitty.
Outside kitty wants inside kitty.
Star crossed lovers.
dat stoopy glass iz reelly a payne!
i tells mai kitteh dis awl da tiem! she lieks to get awn mai lap wile iz tryen to work, an i tellz her “youz a payn but i cant seez thru ya!!”
den she looks up an gibs me a head-bonk on da chin to showz me she nowz i iz just joken wifs her!
“There were 2 skunks— Out and In.
when In was Out, Out was In.
One day Out was in and In was out.
There Mother, hoo was in with Out,
wanted In in.
“Bring In in,” she sed to Out.
so Out went out and brought In in.
“how did yoo fynd him so fast?”
she asked.
“Instinkt,” he sed.
——anom
Dat jest smellz!
lol
to mai cheezland praier grup an gud thots brigade:
a beeeg 10-Q foar keepin da Shadow-gurl in your beems! we had a nover trip to teh vet foar gettin da fluid out ob her lungies. we still can’t has moar tests, but da vet tinks dat she has da mediastinal lymphoma – pleh to has cancer, but mlsa is one of tehm dat getz gud resultz frum da keemoferapee.
so she gotted her furst dose of da meddisines, an now she is hoem, nomming more shrimpees!
so fanks agin to awl da cheezpeeps who been finking gud thots for her. keep dem comin – we shud now moar inna coupla daze!
i has not beend heer for ober a week, but i will keeping yor liddle gurl=kitteh in my fots an prayrs, an i hope taht herz treetmints are suksesful!
we bowf fanks yu, lunarmommy!
Mii tu! Mii tu!
O, so srry 4 Shadow-gurl been sick! hugs an good fotts an praiers 2 yoo boff, dat fings will werk out OK.{{{{{{{Minerva an Shadow}}}}}}
Iz unabersul lawz ob catz: if door iz shut, kitteh iz on rong side. Corlolarly: if 2 kittehs R on eithr side ob shut door, R both on rong side.
Liek ai sayd, daffinishun ov cat is creatur alwais awn rong sied ov dore!
my kumo-kitteh’s rool iz taht if a dore iz open, him must go stand haffway owt and haffway in, eben if him not finked him wanted in/owt a sekund ago.
Mr. Altosinger hadded a kitteh menny yeers agoe–Smoky keptid meowlin tew goe inn oar owt, an fynallee lade awn teh trak ob teh slyder. Himz juss wantid teh doar opun! Berry sillee!
Conberse: if kitteh iz awn rong side ob door, door iz shut.
Dawrn dose nveezible windoz!
Guies, I jes fownded bideo footidj of owr berry own PARROTHEAD — DANSIN!
See foar urself: Dansin
I donut kno abowt y’all, but I finkso mebbe sum alkyhawl wuz inbolbed.
Hilarious! Great find, RHSB.
OMCC, taht is FTW!!!!! Goe Parrothead, git daown!!
Teh Funky Chicken!!!
(oar cockatoo…)
Tu kwote a classic animashun moobee:
“Lemme out lemme out!!!”
“Lemme in lemme in!!!”
“EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!”
Meout! You in!
This is a universal truth.
This isn’t going to turn out well!
itz de lawz of natur. and hoominz haz to spend their time openin doorz for de kittehz.
Little did Juliet know…
…Romeo was a Montegue.
Womeo, Womeo, wherfoar art dow Womeo?