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It’s a good start. Now, bring me cheezburgers.
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Cheezburger Network Blog
hold da piklols
♪hode da let us
speshul ordres doan’t upsettus.
In order to pls da kittehs, spshl items on brgs @ NOM can has including today:
Albacore toonas
Bakin!!
Cheezes, multiplol stinkee varietes of
D…
Debbiled hamz
Eggieplant
Friez!
Gwakamolie
Hawtdawgs
Icy creem
J…..
Japaleena Peppurs
KoolAid
Lemmings
Musterd
N…
NPT brake rum caek
O”possums, big box of
Peas, sweet, tendrils
Q
oopsiee, fergotted da eclipses… ooo dots
Qwince jellee
Roe-dints (o wayt, dew nawt nom teh roe-dints)
Sahmun fishees
T…
Unwrapped gushifuds
Very yummy stuffz
Widdol tiny swimpz (lots)
Xtra smelly fishies
Zebras!!
Nice ‘n’ nootrishus noms
Oktupus rings
Pickled unyons
Qwintessenshul quart of strawbellies
R…
oops, didn’t read teh tred all teh way thru…
Sossage, wrapped
Tasty toona treats
U..
blargh, I ar sleppy. Say g’night, fnark.
(G’night fnark)
Nyce tu sea u Fnark an sweep well.
Wasabi!
Not much. Wasabi wif you?
King of Siam kitteh…
Requires all subjects heads be lower than his own…
et set era, et set era
Shall we dance?
*Grabs MaryO*
*Cue music*
Aaaaannnnddd…
One Two Three and
One Two Three and
One Two Three and
One Two Three and
One Two Three and
One Two Three and…
*Continue until dizzy and/or exhausted*
oh fang yu Kind Sir.
*skwishes da maus’s widdul toes*
♪getting to nooooooooooooooooooooo uuuuuuuuu
*signs off key*
i can has dubbing by Marni Nixs’n?
*maus limpz off to apply fr hazrd pay*
Those weren’t my toes, Mary! Whose toes did you step on?
Besides, I’ve danced with you before. I wore my steel-toed dancing shoes…
ohai Mr leading man of low budget ICHC produckshunz
how is Uz today?
I is gud. How you is?
I is gud 2, dis mornin fur sum reason ICHC would not let me post anyfing
I wonders whut wuz wrong
It was pro’ly full frum nommin too many posts…
nawt poyzin cc
ahhh, hooman worshup, jus as it shud bee
Lundun cheezmeet??????? WHERE?????
Can ai still maek it???? Ai can leev wurk noa…
Detales pleeeeeeeeez enybudy???
Ai is lukking bak fore da info. BRB
Fank Ooooo
TTI CHEEZMEET
Ai finkso teh TTI cheezmeet was at 12 noon, Greenwich time, an tehy ar meeting in Greenwich Park neer teh Observatory wehre whirld time is measured frum …..haow kool is taht???? Ai woke up during teh middul ob teh nite, trying to figger aowt if tehy wurr meeting yet. Ai has an eggsyted, too!! Kan’t wait foar teh repawrt an pikkies.
Iz posstee frum another cheezpeepz site.
Ai haz such a big sad ai missded it, but ai knows dey wud hav teh bestest tyme!! Mai own folt fur wurkin at wkend und nawt bein wif cheezfwends awn interwebz
Fanks tho BM
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Ai haz da sorri U mizzed eet. Maebe U kin send da message tu Anni an still git tu see sum peeps before dey leeb.
Ai did nawt noe wii hadn’t meetded afore, holdz out fluffy paw of frenship. Ai juss sended U a fren rekwest.
yes, is two bad chew mist eat.
*sim pathetic luk*
can you contact annipuss, tidmum, ambercat or JCH4K- leave a message on dere page??? I will try to alert dem… The office shul grenich meet be over, but mebbee they can has sum way to meet chew foar alternaet fun-n-gaems???
*wishes it could werkowt*
don’t fergit ,you can joyn plans for the cheezmeet dat annipus can haz at her howse fur da 20elebenty Lolympiks. She hasna told us where she libs [ i finkso she is a liddul coi] , but we can has taking up da orienteering hobby adn wheel figger it owt in thyme!
See! Da ornj wuns ARE poysen!! O.o
awl bao b4 lolcat
Kyoot as et iz, ai haz tu noat teh following:
Eevur teh hoomins r eksirsizing, wich ai hopps iz tru, oar teh foto wuz staiged, wich kinda spoilz et fur mii.
Ai jus sended U a nawt old messege. Haz seended Samson’s Blog??
Himz iz a pawful an den sum.
Is yogeh kidlets doin childz pose ifinkso.
Kitteh and herz minions
or is it LCB an her phlonqais?
LCB an phlonquais aifinkso
*give Taya a BIG hug
i missed u so much how are u
Ohai, Iz gud hao yew iz? Umm Has wii met biifoar? Did yew has diffrunt naem?
no thiz has been mai naem for years
Gotta go – kwik lunch tehn hyumayn sosietee. catch yu laytur! *hugs*
Notice that it’s a marmie on the pedestal. Mm-hmm.
aw, yes. Marmielades be most deserving uf worship.
Worshup teh GOLDUN CAT.
hai all u happy peoplez out there how haz it been and i bring cheezburgerz for every one * give everyone cheezburger *
yum, cheezburgerz!! *noms* fankyoofankyoofankyoo!
ohai sunnbunny! ai doan fink ai haz met u afore, fanks fer teh cheezburger!
ohai evreewun! it iz i, teh burfday fairy, bakk frum vakayshun!! i had much funz an eggsitemint, tho now ifinkso i needs a vakayshun to recober frum vakayshun!! furst, i wants to fank kvnsgrrl for doing such a fabyooloso job ob taking kare of teh burfdays!! (i peeked in wunse or twise, but culdnt posting) three cheerz an confettiz for kvnsgrrl!!
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also, i kan report taht i had a luvly vizit wif my sister teh toylit-paper fairy an herz many lubly chillrens. tehy are all wel, but offen t-p fairy iz so bizzy chanjing teh rollz at her hoawse hur doznt alwayz make it to evreewun else’s howses on time!
an now, for teh burfdays!! HAPPEE BURFDAY to Ragiel an evreewun else hoo habbings a burfday today!! i haz bringd teh classik favrit fudjy caek, buttery yello caek wif crunchy topping an fresh berreez an wippy kreems, sparkly party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownes, yoyos taht wissle “her’ll be coming rownd teh mowntin wen she comes” (bacawz i haz comed home), sooveneer majik wands frum the Fairy Hall ob Fame, kandeez, an colur-it-yorselfs maps to mark all teh playses wher yoo wants to go on YOR vakayshun! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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aer we hasing chikk’n dumplolings when hers comes???? [i wuz gettin tired 0 dat ole red rooster, so puttim to gud use, eh?]
welkom bak {{{burfday fairy}}}! sew glad u hadda funz awn ur vakashun!
kvnsgrrl didda wunnerful jawb as vakashun burfday fairy {{{kg}}}, inn hur honur an tew welkom u bak ai plais a oringinal toon ai writed fer nozymaiker an bownsy ball:
fweep fweep fweep fweep, bownse bownse, bownse bownse!
fweep fweep fweepity bownsity bownse bownse!
fweep FWEEEEEEEEPP!!
W00t!! w00t!! Welkum bak, Burfday Fairy!!! I b so glad u hadded deh gud baykayshun!! Tell ur sister deh TP fairy dat i feelz hur paynz.
hai Cweenmj long time no see or hear
kvsgrrl, kvnsgrrl woot, woot! Happee happee happee burfdays and happeeniss!
i nose no Y buttz, when I read yer “Welkom Bak” i thoughted about the olde TeeVee shoe “Welcome Back Kotter” Ineber eben watched it, sewz I had no idearz why i thoghted ub it …weerd!
Kitteh worship! I want to welcome our kitty overlords.
all hail teh kittehs * bowing to kittehs*