
Soon, it will hatch into a lolcat
musta bin frum wun of dose eggz i layd.
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Soon, it will hatch into a lolcat
musta bin frum wun of dose eggz i layd.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: deviousmartha via Our LOL Builder
Wen teh tiem iz rite…
Donut get wet. Donut feed after midnite.
Ai noe dat muss be a ref 2 sumfing, but Ai haz noe eye deer wat!
Gremlinz! Ai just saw teh moobie a while ago, adn iz berry funneh!
Ah! Ai thort it muss be a moobie – dat’s sumfin Ai noe nuffin abowt.
Iz worf renting, anni!
But Ai mite miss sumfin awn ICHC!
Yu hab too eyes, adn too halbs ob teh brayn. Derefoar you can dedicayt teh left half to ICHC adn teh rite half to Gremlinz.
Teh ownlee fing rong wiv dat eye deer iz dat teh DVD playur iz in teh PC, soe Ai can’t haz bofe at teh saem tiem!
Eezee, anni, jus git anuver skreen!
Dyoo fink Ai aer maed uv munnee?!
Well, libing in Lundun prolly meens dat iffen yu had been made ob munny wunce, yu aren’t now.
Is frum teh movie that mah beeg orinj boi got hiz naym. Sumwun brot heem into teh offix at wurks. Whut a kyoot kitteh! He fell asleep on sumwun’s desk and wuz awful kyoot. I got heem hoem and he turnd into a reel monster after midnite! Playing in teh hayrs, nomming on mah eerz, genrally reeking havok. Teh movies is teh phunneh. Campy, but wurth watching . . .
o mai! nawt dem! lol, ai haz a Gizmo t-shirt awn me rite nao! an mai bruthers nickname is Gizmo, cause wen he went in to da wurld outside da hopsickle for teh nawt secund time, him screwd hims face up like he cud nawt stand sunlite…..mai dad gibs us all weird nicknames *sigh* parents…wat do u do wif em?
…categg wil hatch. Tehn wil niidz sum catmilk.
LOLcat Egg — want!!!
but u must keep it warm until it hatchez! an alsew after it hatchez!
You must keep it warm until it hatchez, then it will keep you warm.
*duz 21-thang salute in honner ob Lyanthya*
*joyns in teh 21-thang salute for Lyanthya*
Maibi Lyanthya haz been reinkarnatid as a lolcat.
*add her thang to the salute*
*jumps in wif her thang*
thats five…..
*Jumps in with mine*
Six…
*adds her thang too*
Seven!
*Addz a thang*
Seben
Sawry – Ate!
*moar thang*
nyne!
*Adds his thang*
Ten!
Bye, Ly! One less nekkid peep in Cheezland
*adds mai thang*
shaeks mai thang
elebenty!
Saluoot to Lyantha, we maeks won!
*adds wun moar thang*
Not sure which thang I’m shakin’, butt (!!) it’s shakin’!!
*counts up n doon da fthred*
*adds on tendrils, fingers adn toes*
shakes tang (the brffast 0 astronauts)
Elebenty!
luks around, wot? i not do it right?
sew………does that mean you know the astronauts REEEELY well?
ummm. i be tawkin bout da ornj drink, “tang” which mayormaynot, be pyson.
*shaeks hur thang fur Ly*
**dans dans in honor of Ly**
*hangs head in sorrow*
*eyes water*
dammitdammitdammit….gonna miss that girl.
c’mon, Dan, shaek ur thang
cant see to do it, not yet, probably not for a while
dammit
Sweetpea did a wunnerful memorilol. I hoep she duzzent mynd me copying the link here.
oooooh, that iz purrfekct!!
*leeky eyez*
*cowerkers luukin at mii sydwais*
no wundrz dem lukkin at yew sidewaze!! hope yew not has teh open werk space dat we haz!
u giiz maek me laff, muchlee needed dat, fanks!
*hmm… finks uv teh nekkid dans at werk…. it wud skaer
menneeawl uv teh peepz heer, iz fer shure!*Fank u Sweetpea, 4 teh lublee memorial. Ly wud approob, ai finkso. Az ai kommented, wee kan fink ub Ly eb’ree tym wee dans.
dancin shakin her thang wid decorum
*adds her thingummy whatsit to teh dans*
*tu sad tu dansdansdans*
Oh dear lindykat. We is awl sad. But we dantzes to cellybrayt her lyfe.
If yoo tayk mah paw, ayll dantz ryte here besyde yoo . . . But is OK if yoo kinnawt fynding it in yor hart to dantz today.
{{{{{lindykat}}}}} ai noes yew were gud frens… is a troooleee sad day
Ail join teh dans, if ai may. Havin trubbl seein laik Dan, sumfin rong wiv mai eyes.
Oteh gremlin, wif yoo Ai will dans.
*dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*lindykat shaykes her thang an crais fer ly*
Ai wuz finkin of a dans foar Ly–oddlee enuff, teh wun ai fot ov wuz a
greek dans–a Mizirlou. Ai memember it frum Ohai skool jym klass—itt siimz tew bee teh rite fing.
{{{{{{lindykat}}}}}}
Ohai Lindykat,
Ai kno hao u feel. Ly wuz speshul.
U prolly kno abowt teh stown kittehs in teh Mu meadow, so, if it halps, ai m shur taht Ly is fyn’lee abul 2 plaa wif hur komemoratib kitteh stachoo. Ai trooly b-leeb taht she will b waating 4 us wen owr tym kums.
{ { { { { Lindykat } } } } }
Hugz n cheezluv,
FreeLion
PeeEss: plz send me Pauls’ fam’lee’z address, k?
Dun, FreeLion! Ai reeded mai stachoo wunce agin an seed teh part dat sed Godmama to Lyanthya. Ai wishes Ai cud hav dun moar.
Ai noe seh is dansdansdansin wif teh kittehs an teh stachoos.
OK, that’s ten thangs, by my cownt.
C’mon, get ur thangs in line!
*shakes her thang for Ly*
*snifs*
*wipes leeky eyez*
Ah also shakin dans thang wif mush respekt an affekshun for teh wit an gud nachur of Ly…I not good at thang-shakin’, but will shake mah best for teh happee times an teh braveness.
*eyes leakin*
me tew. dis is teh nawt sekkun time on ICHC todai, so I just leerned bout Ly…
{{Ly’s husbind & family & friends}}
*Shake, shake* *Wipes leaky eyes*
*shakes thang 21 times*
*thang shakes a few moar times all on its own*
Intertia…
*Upfi shakes her thang*
*Kimkiwi shakes her thang* Nd craies a litlol
yeah – i has dat goin on myownself…
i can has an enjoy even on this okkazhun, a dans to celebrate her life. Lyanthya–gone so soon.
*tryz to deside wich thang to shake, an wich wun will do teh leest psykologikal damaje to onlookers*
*shakes a thang, gently, so az not to cawze any damaj*
*shaeks thang wif lunarmommy*
Yoo bees byootimus, girl!
byootimus, an floofy
Shakin my groove thang in memory
*shake shake shake*
ai lost cownt in teh thred so not shur if u need my shakin thang for the 21 salute… but wanted u awl to gno ur wordz hav mooved me to teerz several tymez todai. Ai just caym to know Cheezland so Ai did nawt gno ur fren Ly but she wuz obvee-uslee luved and luckee to hav such wonderful frenz heer.
{{{{noobeh}}}}}
{{{4.5k}}}
*wets fur wif teerz*
{{{cheezfrens}}}
*shakeshakeshake*
Noobeh sayz it bery well…ai bee new 2 butt(!) am bery moved by als deh tenderlubbin’thotz in kommentz todae. CC bless Ly, herz fambly & als herz cheezfrenz ebeyware. =^!^=
{{{OM}}}
sienna n ai r shaykin our thangs in onner of ly ober heer in sweden.
we’z habbin a hyoog sad tewnyte, when we camed hoam n read de cheezfrenz’ postings…
Ly brotted us togeder wif her chat ruum, mumrik, an Ai will be furreber fankful for dat. {{{{{Mumrik}}}}}
Ai ar nawt abul to dans; so Ai will just sit heer and tap my foots:
And Ly: yuu were liek a beeutifull flower taht bloomed just so long befoar the frost gotted it…..naow yuu wills bloom foarebber in another garden and nebber, ebber fade….. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
das is byootimus.
wii iz layte az ushooal – butt Plasticat and ai joyn in shayking owr thangs and wiping owr teery eyes…
Datz a BEEEEEEEG egg, aifinkso.
Is it an ostrich egg?
LOLostrich?
ai meeted sum lolstriches in ‘ruba!!
Maibi it woz laid by an elli font oar a mower. But Ifinkso it’ll hatch intu sumfing snorgly.
Be afrayd. Be berry, berry afrayd
Or a meatloaf….
Eddie!
that’s a tender subject……
.
.
want another slice?
Oh no! Meatloaf again?!
*pelts Maus and SHD wif rice, toast and a soggy Plain Dealer*
hey, ai makye reely gud meetloaf!
We has Janits among cheezfrenz…I don’t think I knoe any Brads amungst us. An Frankenfurter mus be on the IHasaHotdog page.
But is still teh supreme moovee an show. Lets do the Time Warp agin.
LCBs pelt misses Maus and SHD as they simol…symultan… sigh-mull-taney…(pneuman!) boaf jump (to the left)
remmembur, nevvur eet enneefing beegur tahn ur hed.
an nebber trust anyfing wher yoo kant see wher it keeps its brayns.
Ai keeps mai brains in teh freezer – keeps ‘em fresh.
Got enneefink els in taht freezah? Sumfink in tynee speedos, praps?
iffen eets inna freezah and wearin’ speedos then tynee is the operative wurd dere.
DK, mabbeh u should loan out ur fur handkuffs…?
methinks that’s not enough fur for proper thermal retention.
better then nuttin!
…mmmmm…. fresh braynz….
ifinkso teh cold slows down ur thots, tho…
for some folks, the cold speeds the thoughts up.
.
Like Detritus for example.
oh yesh! ai fot teh sayme fing butt (!) did nawt post it!
ok, I admit it.. ya lost me Dan.
this isn’t a discworld ref by any chance?
yepper, as Amber is utilizing a helmet similar to the one made for Detritus by his murdered Dwarf partner.
*switjes awn helmut-collin-fan*
run, run for yer lives, the tribbles’re here!
*snif* U scareded uff tribble?
only the furbearing-voracious-born-preggie ones.
.
the loltribble or cheezetribble as it is known is cool.
Aww, fanks stagehanddan! loltribble/cheezetribble – eye LOL’ed!
Der trubble wib tribbles iz der’s ownly Wun True Tribble adn she’s you. Can you clone yu a few duzzen thymes, so der’s moar you here?
Hmmm…a few duzen uff mee…one cood dew teh cleening, wun cood dew teh cuking, wun cood dew the lawndree, wun or tew cood wurk, wun cood dew teh yard wurk, moar uff mee cood bee heer… eye iz lykin dis idear! Fanks jd!
dis monster tribble. Mush bigger than normal tribble
Moar tribble tu luv! <3
N E wun no the HTML tu mayke teh leetul heartee shaype?
Dat be wat I wus gunna say!
TRIBBLES
Notiss teh attraktif nest bilt for teh Lolegg by the Momcat. Evun aftur hatching the Lolkit will return to teh nest offun, espeshully when is sposed to be eltswheair.
Will abandun nest at nawt sekund sownd uv teh tinopinur!
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Hao pritteh, sweetpea! Thankx for posting it!
Here wuz anuther wun that kaym to mynd. *luks arownd* Sawng tytle is Danz Nekkid. Sawng lyrics & vid is nawt offenziv as sum mite eggspeckt frum teh title. Just mayd me think of her . . .
Embedding nawt wurking for sum reezun but if yoo dubbil kliks on teh vid, it tayks yoo to teh YooToob klip. John Mellencamp . . .Dantz Nekkid. For Ly.
yayz gremmie……… ai likes dat wun!!
*but ai hazza sad*
I dunno how to embed, sew I’ll jus’ powst sum dansdansdans adn moar dansdansdans linkies adn lossa shaking ob fings.
whole lotta shakin goin on
Chris Rea – let’s dans
when u sing uv teh joy onlee lurve can bring
heaven noes itz in mai hart an mai soul
we’re caught in a wurld full of tearz
so manee sad tymes an feerz -
so while therez a chanse an ur near,
well, lets dans
.
therez a wurld far away frum teh wun we see
therez a dreem ai will never let go
wun thing iz certanlee troo
this momentz foar me an foar u
so whyle therez nawt a thing that we can do
lets dans
Bery lubly, won ub mae fav dat mii choir singz on Gud Friesdae sirvisz.
U cudn’t pick a beddur funeral song fur Ly. soo tender & lubbing. thx’n'{{{sweetpea}}}
Thanks, MaryO. Indeed.
Jenetiklee enjineered kitteh has no pointy ends?!?!!
don’t worry they will appear if you annoy her
Dis luks like mah orinj cat Injeh with herz generus backside
Duz dis meen Aye kneedz mai lunch iffin Aye thawt ov coffee icy-kreme nawt sekund?
yew jus haz wuteber yew wants nawt second!! oh schmoo.,. ai been missin yew!
Smammie! How u is?
*runs up to smammie at full speed, has trubble stopping*
*knocks smammie over into a ginormous bowl of coffee ice creems*
*throws in gingersnap livesavers*
yuck! dat sounz pleh! *is gud?*
um, izza flotation device made from gingersnaps.
noes, not teh gingersnaps!
*throws herself in after teh cookies*
*digs in bag uv snaps wen nobuddy’s watching..*
Mmm…snaps….
*Goez inn tu resque snaps…er, skwirrl!*
UMMM – Gingersnaps…wot about Maryannsnaps?
Mary iz kwite contrary adn duzn’t do snaps.
(but she duz do a grate line of garden ornaments.)
hay! i resembull dat remark!!
oh my, burfday fairy comes on to do todays burfdays, but now not feels so much liek putting on a partee…
so i will saying HAPPEE BURFDAY to Mikki2 an Twig_boy an will flutter into teh dansing in honor ob Lyanthya (i duz hab bownsy ballz taht liet up liek disko ballz, for teh dansing, duz dis seem appropryut?) an we will rebember her an appreshiyate wut a preshus gift lief iz an fink ob her wif owr kittehs an furry frenz in teh Meddow.
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to gib us teh happy memreez an haz teh sads fade gently away in time:
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well dun, burfdae fairy!
berrree nyce BF! ai fink Ly iz smylin at u foar doze wunnerful fings u sayd.
Yesh. Ai has leeky iis. Was a beeutimous sentiment. Ai is lebing on my trip to Hawaii in de mornin so ai will nawt bee on for a while butt ai will remember her wif de rest of my cheezfrends.
hab a wundermuss time in hawayii nyghtwind!! i haz been tehr only wunse, iz absolooty gorjus an byootiful tehr!
Tu speed up hatchin, plays n nezt uv cheezburgrz, sunbeem, oar ehnee sitchoowayshun dat wud b mayd funneyur froo uddishun uv a kitteh.
Lookz like a meatloaf 2 meh.
dis ma kitteh, name of Walter.
Just don’t feed him after 12.
So, LOLcats lay eggs.
i love cats thay r my favit friends
and i thought lolcatz were born…
TRIBBLE!
Wao….I thotz that be a Tribble….O,o No, itz a kitteh….itz on a kitteh purch. Nice Tribble impreshun, tho.
Dis teh furst lolcat I evr seened! Sew prud of mahself.