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Oh, don’t mind me… I’m just enjoying my betterthanyouness.
Picture by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder. Caption by: Winnie-Wonka
Superier kitteh fealz superier!
it’s grate to b me!
Ohai Leeza – Upfi an Ai seed lossa skwirrlz in Greenwich Park yesserdai – we thort uv u!
ohai anni, was u at teh cheezmeet??
Yiss, Ai meetid JKH4K, an Gibbocat an Upfi an Whiskers and Ambercat an Tidmum. Teh wevver wuz gud an we wawked an tawked an nommed an had a lubble teim!
Taht sownds teh awsum!!!! Ai glad yu guis hadda fun!!!!!
O Hai Annipuss! Ai had such a sadz ai missded teh cheezmeet, ai onlle fownded awt yesserdai adn ai wos at wurk
Ai hoaps dere be anudda wun reely soon, but ai am gladz yu awl had grate tyme tho.
Dere wull be moar! Ai aer shore uv dat.
I will most likely be passing thru Lunnon during the late December, mebbeh we can has a cheezmeet den
Dat wud be eckshulant!! We cud do it wif speshul cheezpeep chrishmus hats…
Ai can’t garruntee dat teh wevver wull be az warm in Dissembur!
…an oso Qte, tu!!!
Being a kitteh, it goes wifout saying.
O hai, P-K. I want u to knoes 2 things.
Thing 1: I writed a quick e-mail and sent a recent picture of Zoe to her foster mommeh just to say o hai and that all is well. She rly preciated it. It was cuz of u that I did this.
Thing 2: Also becuz of u I buyed Kong Wubbas for Liam and Zoe. Zoe was kinda “ehhnh” but Liam lurves his. Here is video of him playing wif it.
Thing 3: U rock. (This is a extry bonus thing.)
ur kittahs r sew kute!!!1!!
Ai hazza happeh Zoe’s foster-mom hazza happeh nao. Ai gno if ai waz her, ai’d be happeh Zoe iz happeh an gnoing her be happeh.
An ai lubs seeing Liam habing so much fun!!!
Ai du nawt fink will EBER be a toy that EBREE kitteh lyks.
Az fur #3… iz menny peeps here whu rock!!! Yu amung tehm!
whut LCB said!
BTW since U iz gibbing Cory bear a furebber home
whut bout deh idear we had bout starting a Cory adopshun fundz
whut does U fink bout it?
We could make such a fund happen. *nods*
Ai finks taht we wud be dopting him ennyway, coz ai lubs him berry much.
But aifinkso teh adopshun an tutoring an fings gunna put a strain awn teh bujit, an speshullee wif nawt habing job lined up yet fur aftur grajooating… ai can onlee be teh grateful tu ennywun whu abul tu halp. *hazza humbul coz uv awsum frendz*
Oh, teh foster mommeh hadded a happy before, too. I sended her teh link to my site and she sawr teh pics and videos of Zoe and her new kitteh fren Liam. I just stopped sending updates after a while because she knowed where to look and stuff but I thought it would be a nice gesture to send a kinda quarterly report.
Iz Ur earnings up dis quarter?
an does we get dividends?
U can has a quarter. All of u.
Just teh one. U’ll has to share.
1/4 dibided bai elebentee…. eeeeeeeeekkkk!!! Mafs!!!! frakshuns!!!!!
*flees in terror*
1/4 dibided bai elebentee? dats ez:
1/4 x 1/11=1/44
oh, that’s almost… gross.
Doin’ teh dozens, are u, tessm?
*psst* ai don’t get it. ai haz a dum.
*wunders if der are some gross numbers in dozens…* ai haz dat same dumz
well, a duzzin duzzins is a gross, ai noes — but “doin the duzzins” duz nawt ring enny bells… iz prolly frum a movie, cuz ai donut see menny moviez.
A dozen dozens ( a gross) is 144 … almost like 1/44!!!
i finkso “doing the dusn’ts” is somewhat witty insultigying back adn forth, e.g. “yo mamma so ugly…”
well at least is good
dat U not wants a bail out
so we will beez generus and lets U keep deh quarter
oooh! Shiny!
And itz a Cheezland quarter! Look: it has HappyCat on teh front and teh Princess Mu Meadow on teh back!
OMG!! Ai haz had a gone 4 a few daiz, adn Ai come bak adn u is gibbin Cory a 4ebber home!! I lurb this playse. Awl teh peeps iz sew ossim! Adn u is speshulee ossim.
Gud moarnin ebribodee, ai haz da happi dae, goein tu da massagee ladee tu gits bakk rubbed caus ai haz hurted eet pikkin up da squgglolee puppee.
Hoep ebribodee haz gud dae an ai be bakk ladder.
Smooze tu u.
Enjoy teh massaj, bom!!! {{{bom}}} (wifacaerful nawt tu hurt)
Conga-skwirls to skwirrlgrrl and annipuss!
FangQ KK!
dillushuns ob granichoore iffen u asks me!
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
When you’re perfect in every way…
yep kittahs r better than hoomans.
they r better at:
Ant squishing
Bouncing
Climbing
Dancing
Eating
Falling
G…
Givin uncondishunal luvs
Havin sunbaths
Ice creem lickin
oopsie!
J… (dots!)
Jumpin elebenty feetz
Koala wrasslin
Lettin u kno whoz in charg
Makin biskits
N…..
Nocking fings offen shelves
Opening bockses fer crawling into
P is annuder ting dey do well
…
Q…
Questionin’ als orderz
Rescrewin’ yu from deh sadnez wif smooz’
Settin’ unna yur wam spotz
T…
cuteness!!!!1!!1! *SPLORT!!!!!1!!1!*
*sweep up darthj’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
thx, annipuss nd congrats on ur naut sekkond!
We gno kitteh – u r teh best. An I just lurv ur lil off-center noes! *shmoo* {{kitteh}}
beeing inferyur never felt so gud.
I haz a smug,
Aggsept mah superioreteh
Awn a toadally unrelated subjekt (unrelatid tu what, ai nawt shur),
Ai juss had mai nawt-sekkund Exotics class (7 2-owr classis) an we tawked about pinnygigs an pokkit-pets.
Tehy be teh stranj creechurs, pinnygigs…
U want I should give a guest lecture? I can bring a live model.
O, GP, whare u is? We has a errand to run at P-K’s skool. Bring all ur personalities.
tehy cahn bee bery lowd, az ai members. Wen ai wuz a kidlet hour class hadda pinnygig an ai tuk cair uv it durin wun vakashun tyme. Pinnygig knowed rite ware teh noms wuz kept an ebreetyme aneewun opened teh fridge, noe madder wat fore, it wud goe
WEEKWEEKWEEKWEEKWEEKWEEKWEEKWEEKWEEKWEEK!!!!!
An sum uv tehm stuff fuds in teh water bottlol spout so teh waters nawt can come fru, tehn get awl fursty an blaem teh hyoomin.
An if yu feeds tehm a seed diet, tehm eets what tehm wants an nawt teh rest, an taht nawt gud coz tehm nawt get ebreefing tehy need tu stay helfy, so shud feeding tehm mainlee pellets.
Tehm can get scurvee frum nawt enuff vitmin sea, so shud gibs tehm kale an cabbijes an orinjes an fings.
An yu gots tu chekk teh teefs regularlee, coz tehy be rodints an teh teefs can gro tuu long an be danjrus an need tu be trimmd bai teh V-E-T.
I lubbed mah liddlol pinnygig wen I waz a kidlet.
I member dem sayin dat dey had a tayl, but dat it waz onna inside. No further x-planation. Dey teachify u ennyfing bout dat, p-k?
Nope, nuffing bowt pinnygig tayls taht we did in class, but ai can luuk in teh book an see. Mebbe meens tehy has caudal vertebrae, teh wuns taht make a tayl, but nawt enuff fur tehm tu sho? Aidunno… ai see what ai can finding owt.
Waal, hoomins haz a teenie internul tayl eben iffn teh boenz are awl joynd 2gevver!
Fankoo for studyin abowt eggzotics! It bery hard to find good bunny-vet nowadays. My eggzoitc vet treets mennee diffrent animlols – bunnehs an pinnygigs an turtlols an birdeez an igwanas an fisheez…..It always fun inna waytin rum!
I luv being me; ask ennywun!
Wai yesh, it iz awl abowt meh, fanks fer noticin!
anuvver grate wun Winnie, purrfekt capshun fer lil smug cutiekitteh!
ha ha this kitty is adorable. What is he chewing ?
dus aneebuddy hav a kukkie? ai haz a blu. doan reely kno wai. jus haz a blu.
*lugz in gynormus kukkie fur AfriCat*
*brayks off hunk of chocochippy goodness*
here u go AC – dis peese juss fur u.
{{{AfriCat}}}
nom nom nom …
sawry! Hao ruud ov mii! Fanks noobeh! Nomalishus!
sew glad u lyked it
almost eberywun luvs teh chocochippys when dey haz a bloo. sumtymz iz juss a hug that duz teh trick tho. u gotz many uv thoze Ai see. {{{cheezfrens}}}
yep yep, wii cahn alwais reli awn the cheezlanders fer hugs wen tehy iz kneeded!
{{{{{gynormus gruup cheezfrend hugg}}}}}
{{{Noobeh}}}
Hao bowt hugs? Hugs be gud?
*gibs AC hug, wif a CoryBear sitting awn hur sholder*
{{{{{{AC}}}}}}
*breengs trai uv milks, cawffees an sordid tees tew goe wif gynormus kukkie*
{{{{AC an noobeh}}}} heer r sum drinkies tew goe wif teh kukkie!
{{{p-k an Cory}}}
{{{awl cheezfrends}}} doan wanna leev aneewun owt!
Yays, groop hug, wif AfriCat rite in teh middlol!!!
Yabbut now he has a blue cuz he cant’ breathe!
Fanks PK an CoryBear! Yesh, hugz bee gud! An fanks fur teh cawffees an sordid tees, BF!
{{{{{Noobeh, PK an CB an BF}}}}}
o gud mornin (or whateber) to u BF473 (an all uver Cheezfrens) – fankq fur teh hugz! Ai didnt eben gno Ai needed one till Ai gotz one an it mayd me feel so much better *beeg smyle* {{{BF}}}
{{{AfriCat}}}
{{{2K}}} *soft purrrr*
Ai pyped a big smylee faise uv happeeness awn teh kukkie in majik iycing!!
{{{{africat}}}}
Fankees TheCatsMutha! *noms awl arownd teh smylee faise soe az nawt tu ruiwn a workz ov art*
{{{{TheCatsMutha/TCM}}}}
Ohai AfriCat!
OOooh NOOooes!
Ai has a sad taht u hab a blu. DO. NAWT. WANT!!
Sins u gotted a nyss kukkie, ai gib u hugz:
{ { { { { AfriCat } } } } }
Anyfing bothuring u? Wee kan halp, ai finkso.
Hugz n cheezluv,
FreeLion
Fanks Freelion! {{{{{Freelion}}}}}
Nah, jus teh genral bluuuz. Awl teh hugz an lubz r reddy helpin, fanks!
Frows yello alla ober AfriCat.
Dere, nao ur nawt bloo – ur gween!
Feelz bettah?
{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}
Ooh, green! Must be tyme for planting sumthing!
*gits owt seeds and shuvvels; digs in teh green erth; plants stuffs which mediately startings to grow lyke krayzee*
Oh, luk, AfriCat! We nao has menneh gorjus posies of awl kullurs! Plz to injoi them! And they smellings so purtey, too. *tayks a big sniff; smiols*
*gives Africat a pink*
Fanks!
Butt butt (!!) ‘m ai sposed tu mak a pink kilt frum dis? Wut wud dat luk laik?
If u wants! Ifinkso EVERYONE always luks good in pink, redheds and mens included!
*addz sum purplol pokkadotz*
*adds glittery silber an gold stars*
oooooh! pritty!!
Dats teh moas kullurful kilt in awl teh histery orf kiltz. Ai’ll start a nu moobmint! “Lukkit mah kilt! Och aye!”
*danses teh heeland fling an falls ovur laffin*
Woot woot!!!
*swoon*
*YNNGs carry skwirrlgrrl tu teh nu an improobed, pink swoonin cowch*
Dus dis faice luk lyke it cud hert a goggie?
Teh face? No.
Teh pointy endz, on teh other hand, er, paw…
Shhhhh, teh hoomins onlee see teh fluffee pawz… For noaz enyways!!!
Naow, wat bee goin awn wif the profyle paiges? uzulee it shows the noo lols peeps maik er faborite ober awn teh lef syde butt (!) naow iz showin meh teh wunz AI maid er faborited. Ai alreddee kno bowt those, ai lyke gittin a peek at the noo wunz uvver folks maik
Me teh saem, but Ai hadn’t loggd owt!
Yup. An Ai jus put mai nayme n stuffz. *sigh* Happens. *sigh* An emberassess ai duz. Ai unnerstanz, bluesfan473. Ai duz a lawt. *sigh* Gud morn TMC, LCB, bf473, and annipuss! Ai triing to hied…..woops! Speech ferapy is cummin. 11:30 is Occupayshunal and 1pm is Fizzacal Ferapy. Gawta goes fine teh plays to hied! Ai noes! Gonna go run down hill and fine reel fud at the stor…..o noes!!!!! RUNNNNNNNN……
O hai, KCT. Sounds like u is gonna needs some therapy therapy when this is all over.
I fin we gotz two different profile paiges gonin rite now! Libbing inna parallel universe iz very weird. Signed into my “mine.icanhascheezburger” profile, opened a lol and had to log in new cheezburger profile! Same profile wif different IP address.
Kittehs always better!
Dearest Cheezfrenz…I just heard from Lyanthya’s best friend that she has died in a hospital in Scotland. Multiple organ failure, life support was disconnected….I am grieving.
Oh noez!!! {{{{CrazyOldLady}}}}}}} I greevez wif u.
I fink all of CHeezland grieves, I noes I do. Musta bin the result ob all dat dansin nekkid in the cold Scottish climate.
Oh my! Say it isn’t so! Wut a shock! We all grievez now!
Oh NOES!!!! We has lost a cheezfrend. Whut kan we do to let her fambly noes we ar grieving with them? To tell her she wuz owr frend and we will miss her . . . ?
ai had no idea dat her wuz sick
We were troubled by some of the things she did, but we loved her. Having seen what illness can do to one’s reactions and behaviors with Mr. Altosinger, i wonder how much was illness-driven.
And of course, my wise-acre mind has going through it the classic about the hypochondriac’s tombstone…
OOOoooh NOOOoooes!
(
Ai has a big sad.
Lucia wuz a passionate n energetik purrson, kwik 2 laff n kwik 2 maak othurz laff.
Wee will miss hur.
Tell tohse u luv, taht u luv tehm, k?
{{{{{{{{{{{{CrazyOldLady}}}}}}}}}}}}
May awl teh peece adn harmonee fawrees uv cheezland be wif Lyanthya’s fambly.
I am sad for all those who loved her. She is at peace now.
I… oh. I have no idea what to say…
*bows her head silently*
wow… I too am speechless.
*has a sad *
Omigosh… how truly awful. Ifinkso we all has a sad.
Requiescat in pace, Ly.
She dansed.
RIP Ly. You will be missed.
*joins in teh remembrance*
LCB, this is just perfekt. Thank yoo.
I postings it on teh neggst lol too, K?
Ohai LCB!
Fank u 4 tihs linkee! :’o)
It wuz purrfekt, ai finkso.
{ { { { { lolcatburglar } } } } }
Hugz n cheezluv,
FreeLion
LCB, u cudn’ta picked a better song. Thanks sew much. Tears stream as I think of her family’s loss. She added so much to the playfulness here, wut a dear spirit.
Tihs be unbeelevabil news. Ai haz teh leeky eyes. Kin sumwun pls pass on condolences frum me in nooziland, nd let Ly’s famblee noes taht she had frenz orl ober teh wirld who will miss her mutchly.
yes, this be a suitable song for Lyanthya….and for us to hear today.
oh noes…
I hope u can let her family know how much we’ll miss her.
Ai towld Justine, hur owld fren, taht lawts ub cheezfrenz n othurz wud leik hur fam’lee 2 kno taht wee r sad abowt wut happind, n wud leik hur fam’lee 2 kno.
Freelion/Wiz – do yoo know hao – where we cud send fum flours? An When?
Ohai JCH4K!
Ai donut hab hur parints’ address, but Lindykat (Linda Mull) duz, n ai askt hur 2 4-ward it 2 mee. I’ll send it 2 u wen ai get it, k?
{ { { { { Janet (JCH4K) } } } } }
Hugz n cheezluv,
FreeLion
I wuz just comin heer to makes sure dat peepls knowed abowt dis.
I has a sad now. I shakes my thang for her.
Wendy, I fink she wud like dat!
We should all line up and give a 21-thang salute.
Grate idea. Wii cud do it as part ob teh observance on teh next lol.
{{{COL}}}
I sorry
ohmai! ai nawt noe her wuz sikk! ai hazza sad wif awl teh otter cheezfrens…
ai saw tihs messaj last nite an wuz sew upset an cryin taht ai cuden leeb messaj. ai sew shawked still! Lyantha wuz wunob mai furst frens1
{{{Ly’s famblee an all teh cheezfrens}}}}}}
Kewt kitteh just waitin to cause splorts
…Here’s one
~Splort~