Kitteh
Kitteh Tanning Salon
remember 2 switch sidez oar ull git a weird tan.
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Nawt getz tu much sumshien, kittehs, wil getz da mellow nomaz.
Kittehs is teh original heat seekin deevice. Congrats on ur top spot ladymonde! *Cattails bows to m’lady*
Fankyu, mai deer, Cattails. sun iz obur da yardarm heer. Chonklit martooniez fur awl. Mai fren just send resippee fur wun pursun chonklit caik, maiked in cawfee mug ina mike row wave. Sez iz ebil cuz can haz chonklit caik in ownlee 5 minutz ennee tiem we wantz. nom! :;0:
ohai{{{{{Jamammammaa}}}}] dere yu ar. weee! naow we can rely haz da funz. Wen yu getz yur new bebbeh?
Dis is ebil! Ebil jeaniuzes!
And don’t get too close unless you want grill marks on your bum.
Ah, iz a tie. Well, off to teh tybooteek wif u bof!
Ai has to tell teh whirld (befor mai sibcats do) – ai can has grill marks on my bum!
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Fore daze ago, ai felldown backwerds ober a firepit-grill-fing (nawt on fyer) an landed hard. Nao ai has broozes taht luk liek grill marks.
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Lucky chans, ifinkso – no fyer, no brokage, an no cameras.
Owees! Ai hoep sumbuddy kissed it bedder for yoo!
Teh camera wud be teh werst uf teh three…aifinkso!
Ifinkso too!!!
owchee manowchee! haop it iz feline beddur sune. {{{{{{2 minions}}}}}
FangQ, mai lady – iz mosly bedder nao. Drivin nawt so grate fur a cupple daze.
Can yu has ekskuse tu stai howm nd eet bombomz? oh, heehee. bumbumz. yu can awlredy haz dat.
Hmmm…iz wurf a try!
das wun way to cook a bun!!
Owr kiro–cairo–bak-krunchee gui yoosed tew tawk abowt bum bum sindroam, wif yoor sigh-attic nurv.
Oh fank CC dere wuz no fyre!! Or else der wuld hab biin piktures, at da horsepittle. Iz yu sure yu otay?
kittehs need to rotat so whyt wun at back get brownyr
Ai can’t eben gets kittehs to taek turns on mai sied ov teh bed! Rotashun onna warmything – ifinksonotmuch!
Teh ones inna back gonna keep pushing forward till teh ones in frunt hafta make a serious decishun. If ya can’t stand teh heat…move ur bum!
Yur rite – kittehs can has dim-ocracy!
Tehr’s a reezun teh wite wun iz wite.
Kittah furnace room, or sauna.
Wawrm Bawkz amz Kittehz’
noo Bessest Playss wenz dayrz no
heetz in entyre Howss
Beeg Kittehz knoez dat
Wawrm Bawkz canz cawzz Napz. Liddill
Kitteh juss fyndz owt
Wawrm Bawkz canz awllso
cawzz deep mellawwdikk Purrz datz
lullz Kittehz 2 sleepz
Jack.
Clappitee! Jack duz it agen.
ohai gma!! ai been jumpin in fur a minit…..den runnin off to do stuffs…… jus got yer emeow! glad yew gots sum halps!! if you clik on mai bloo an luk at mai pikshurs der is sum ob cayenne……. ai go gets her nex caturday! den awl hell brakes looooose!! oh noes!! LOL
Ooooh, iz da prittee bebbeh. Floofier dan ai ekspekt. ai wil haz tu fikz mai purfiel paje soze ai can borree hur obur tu dere. mebbe tumoro? ? ?
Uze yur sunscreen kittehs!!
Radiatin’ kyootnezz
@@@@@ Gud one, Jack!
Congrats on getting 100 fans.
my kittehs do that too… in fact i imitashuned them earlier, but wif de sun instead. one of mah kittesh akshully got on the armrest of mah chair to tan wif me!
Ohai lolcatsrtite! I nawt met yu yet. How r yu? *Xtends floofy paw uf friendship*
So many kewt kittehs… Want to snuggle all of dem!
Happies. Kitties. Ever.
we has to use tihs wen tehre is no sunbeem
teh wun in frunt iz awl toasty, time tew switch plaices kittehs!
lolz thaz cute
I gno too kittehs that do dat next dor. Set in frontov litl heeter, let no hoomins git warm. If hoomins mov heeter, kittehs mov too. Hoomins die of cold in sunny Kaliforna.