Food Chain
Food Chain is just waiting for someone to pull it
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Goggie eets hoo?
Conga-rats Anni! Aye dru a compleat blankie on this…you’z wun fasst an wittee laydee!
Thx! Ai neerlee mist it _ Upfi had dinnur wiv me an we wuz tawkin so mutsh dat we din’t notiss teh tiem!
Goggie eets car tyre. That’s an eezi wun.
goggie chasez car but car not moving
ut oh, aifink deyre gonna gang up awn teh hooman
Kitteh rooles! Goggies gibs fud to teh kitteh. Conga rats to Nawt Sekund to annipuss! Wat drinksies and snacksees for u? Anny partees 2?
KCT – can we bild a fud peer-a-mid for Anni? Anni and kittehs on tawps!
O Hai missy!! Yesh, a fud peer-a-mid foar anni beecawze kittehs AWLWAIS awn tops!!!
Thx KCT – Ai juss had a parti wiv Upfi!
Ai hopp ewe haf a wunerful tim atdis cheezmeet! It be funn tu cee alla des cheezpeeps. Chammpain fur ebrywun!
RUN kitteh!!!! dunt just stan ther!
Teh kitteh iz awlreddy running teh uniberse, ebolushun adn teh prezidency, wat moar can yu ask kitteh tu run?
Yoink…..I pulled it
Ohai, Tidmum!
I wented to PetSmart an bisited teh kittehs at teh ‘dopshun sekshun. Wun kitteh luuked lyk small vershun of Hazel! U kno I hadda snorgle hur.
Were yu owt dribin round flirtin wif da fyremens? Puttin dollar bills in der waistband?
Not gonna say wun way oar teh uthur.
I’ll tyke dat az a YES!!! Yu didn’t gib dem yur hole paychek did yu?
Yup. Awl elebenty dollurs of it.
I hope dey dansed gud fur yu!!
Uhh ooh.
but but but hu’s gonna nom teh doggeh???
…an ware to teh pinny gigs fit in2 dis pikshur?
Teh pinny gig iz in teh dribur’s seet ob teh car, adn will reberse ober teh pigin. Dis iz part ob a deel to nawt get nommed by teh kitteh latur.
Da Koereanz, goggie iz nommalol them finks sew.
Iz troo.
Wun of my loo-tenints tolded storee of teh wife of a colleague of hiz pikked owt a puppy at a stoar. Teh man offurd to cleen teh goggie foar hur. Laytur, dey wented bak to pik up teh cleened goggie an wuz gibbed a bag….of meet.
Dat iz rong awn soo many levels.
. Poor woman musta FREAKED out! I wuld have.
poor kitteh! is goin be eated by mean goggie!
Teh circle of lyfe….
Luks lyke kitteh awlready nommed goggies ear.
yesh… mussa bin inneruptid bai da clickclick ob da hoomins picshurmachine.
Look wutt I found!
Donkey Island!
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a deserbing hoem fur a gweat donkeh
wut niec clolors da waddur has… *sighs*
Wut a purty playse!
U moovin, kafleen?
Happeetayle purtee playse niec. Can ai goe tooo? Pleeeeessseeee!
Wen I gets mah trillyun dollur inheritunts, I am gunna buy me an island and call it Donkey Island. It willz have magical funs and and and water slides and sprinklers and pools and waterfalls and stuffs, and bouncy places an endless buffets an twinklee lites and soft myoosics and ebbreebuddy frum ICHC can comez and libs dere wiff me happilee ebbur aftur.
You willz be invited all expenses paid, an comez on a plane, den a little sparkly lit up partying boat, (it will beez bownceeng in teh wattur wiff teh sillybrashunal vibrashuns) and dock at teh island. I wilz greet ebberbuddy, and I willz tell dem too enter teh island dey muss goez trhu teh Speshul Majikul Waturfall. Wen dey go thru dey will feelz majikul thrills and tingulls, and on teh udder side dey will be perfect and whole and helthy agin and run off to play laffing wiff shreeky glee.
Deh sick and teh handy capped an teh feebul will goez thru and beez made hole agin. Nobuddy needs a weelchair or a surgery at Donkey Island.
Dey willz leep outta dey chair and toss away dere canes and go shreeking too teh pools and waterfalls and bouncy fields. An sleep at night on hyooj feddur beds (dere not beez no allergeez heer eedur)
Teh place will majikly expand too fit ebbreebuddy hoo wunts too enter, and all hoo doo will be furrebber changed.
Noaw sumwun juss has too gibs me teh trillyun dollurs. hurry up, timez awaistin.
Oh, dat sownz lyk a lublee playse!
I wud gibs u sum munnies, butt I gibbed it awl to teh fyremens alreddy.
well, dey cans come too if dey r nice.
OOoooooo000000ooooo….. * frows a munny* Enters frew teh wadderfalls….. OMGWTFBBQELEBENTY!!!!!!! *Frows awai cane…. Frows awai orthopeedik shooz… Frows awai gerdle…. :skratches a l’il: *snerk* Heers moosik in bakgrownd… Sownds like… I Feelz good!! Yah! ♫ ♫
*shakes a booty!!* *** Shreeeeeeek**** Heds off to pool to see the boys!!! Er, I meanz .. to get sum sun…
Ewe haz sum gud idee.{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}
Dat wuld bii a wunnerful plyse indeed! *Rites Kafleen 20 dollar check* Here yu dis much closer.
Shur! Ai wil gibs u lawts ob munnies wen ai hits teh Jaks Pot an gibs dem 2 u! {{{{kafleen}}}}}}
I wanna go visit!! Oh, da beautimus watters!
Gotta goes nao. Dey gibs us meers at berry set meels at Skilled nurfing/nurging hoem. *sighs* Ai fink ail run down teh hill to Taco placys or sumplays. Jush gonna be a bit UP the hill. *SIGH* Fud. Remines meh of high school. *pleh* SAVE ME! Mai test buds dying! *whimmmmppppper*
Qwikly hands KC a giant taco!!
O, *nomnomnom* fankies 3km!!!! *Yummmmmm* FANKU, FANKU!!!! {{{{{3kittymomma}}}}}} Gotta goes nao tho. Dey jus told meh ai gotta.
Tawk laydur. *wiping taco onna faec* MMMMmmmmmm!!!!
hehehe i like how the car is part of the food chain!
Cat eats bird, dog eats cat, dog gets hit by car, more birds poop on car. The circle is never ending.
Taht iz teh ossim anser!!!!! Yu has teh resolooshun to teh filo…fillo…teh rly hard qweschun ov teh circle ov lief.
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Ai bows in yur gnrl direcshun. “Weer nawt wurthy!! Weer nawt wurthy!!”
OH HAI DERE ANDY SKELERERTON
Who stopz teh muzic? We waz playin invisable musocal chairs and bird already out.
This pic makes me sad. The cat and dog both look like strays.
not funny
loaded situation is loaded
No way the dog’s gonna catch the bird before the cat devours the dog…
Somebody get a kiddie pool so they can run an splash in the wawa
kitteh eatz bird, car runs over goggie.
That looks more like a WOLF than a dog….
Kitteh noms goggie for kitty feast
and bird for azzert!
Iz tricky getting dem ‘cross river.
tiz iz Rashah, ai leef zere!
does birdie noms goggie or lolcat ?
hehehe so the wolf eats cat, cats eats crow, crow eats car… right?