I hope she doesn’t start

I hope she doesn’t start dreaming about her scratching post again.
iz awlwayz abowt her scratchin post.
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I hope she doesn’t start dreaming about her scratching post again.
iz awlwayz abowt her scratchin post.
Picture by: dunno source via Advanced Lol Builder. Caption by: greyhawk
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Wuz nawt so great. SIgh
Uf korse, teh goggie cud move, but purhaps, he, too, iz a kitteh slave. Seckertly.
Corn-grad-u-leeshuns on naught second! Mai I offer ASoNg 4ewe?
Ewe sew wittie!
Ewe sew wittie!
Ewe sew wittie an nimmbolz an brightz!
Dat Ai pities, aniwun whho areknot ewe twoniitz!
Sogn not gud wit naught ofer of deleeshous fud an teemptan beevrahgz. Carrtz blannchos, carosue!
Snerk! Dat’s a wurld fulla pities! Also sounds exhausting!
Yesh. Besht of shew. Ai dun sang OR typ sew gud.
Scratching iz gud!
Buttr dan icheez wit no wai tu scratchh- lik wen dey put huuuggge hed thingz on dem kittehs an goggies sew them can no wersh.
Wiv simitarz iz bestust.
das guna hurt
awlso pls to sum1 tells meh whut TTI maens?
Teeny Tiny Ingerlund (a.k.a. England)
ooooo fanks
Goggie hopes that kitteh will not suddenly wake up and engage warp drive getting off the couch!
Kitteh to goggie: Ummm…what did you have for dinner?!?
wud bunnee keeks bee beddur?
Meh.
*YAWWWN*
*wanders awf in serch ob uh footawn tew nap awn**
Cheezland mite bii goin’ tew teh gogs aifinsko.
I can has cawntrobersial opinion?
Dis maay haz konecssion wit London cheezfest. konspeeraci thhearie.
goggie: zzzzz*ow*zzzzzzzz*ow*zzzzzzzzz*ow*zzzzzz……
Ohai, blue! Ai Hopp dis noiz iz al cummin outz dis goggie’s mouf!
poor goggie, iz tuff trine tew haz a nap an gittin teh pointy endz at uneggspekted tymes
Des too luk lik thaiz gud frenz. Ai no it hoppenz, evah mur dan hoominz lets onn. Luk at dis frenseep beetwin Bella an her goggie!
ai jusss lubbs it win 2 petz snorgglol up wiff each odder!
My dere ole departed Labby, Muggsy, wuz frens wiff R makeral cat, Dr. Virjay, naught snorgloling exaktly, butt buds NE way. I got a sweet liddlol organje tyger last yr, butt Virjay naught lyke hurr AT AWL! I donut fink hii ebber will. Ai bin finking about gibbing Virg 2 my son, so hii can B teh center ob attenshun, taht’s wut he wants, aifinkso. Wii awl lubbs him!
ooh. poor kitteh. doggie may have eated some beenz, aifinkso.
ai tink da kitteh hops naught
Dis iz gunitgh. Diz kitteh sew not readie fur 2morro or Mundai!
Bunny kik uf death in 3….2…..
No! Iz bizkits awn teh butt in 3….2….1…
kicking deh goggie of deh futon in 3..2..1…
Yu fink kitteh gonna bii dat kynd tu goggie. Bunneh kik uf death will git goggie owtta da chare.
an den kitteh will bi bictorious!!! An will has chayre!
Lyfe is just a chare ob bowlies, aifinkso.
YESH!
diz is sooz cutez lofz itz
ohai rhsb an 3km how is U guiz on dis Caturday evening
I iz okay, uther then lissen tu mine hubbikat yak, yak, yak awn da fone an tu mii bout wurk. I gonna dye mine hare tunite Ifinkso, so wish mii lucks. Hope I nawt turn owt lyke a kaliko or a orange. How yu bii tunite 2kittehs?
I ar gud, I ar going to sleep now, I has Yogi kitteh on mah lap, himz not allowing me to type.
Are U shure U wanna color Ur own hairs, can beez a risky proposition
but I wishes U luck!
Good nite
O hai, 2K! fangs 4 b-frending mii!! yore gray tabby looks just lyke my wunnderful Dr. Virjay! (Virjay naught rlly a doctor, in fakt, he nebber ebben windt 2 gradual skool, butt wii humores hymn in his “doctor” delushun, Bcause wii naught wantt 2 hurt hymns feelers)
Irish Setter, Irish Setter, Irish Setter!!!
Orinj kitteh, orinj kitteh, orinj kitteh!!! (nawt poyzin!)
Free massage! I should think a kitteh treatment would be good for your muscles.
I knead a good massage.
It’s actually a birthing scene.
.
Pappa dog wasn’t impressed.
Okay, sorry about that. I’ll go back to failblog now.
I think the dog shits out the cat. Anal birth?
*sniff sniff*
Smells like the time Lassie ate his way through to save Joe who was buried underneath a pile of prunes after a terrible lorry accident.
Maybe it would help if we tried some Febreze?
I think the cat is attempting to perform a potato extraction procedure.
Potato extraction procedure?
Yes, Potato Extraction Procedure. Weren’t you paying attention in class?
This particular nest is like standing on an island of sensibility in amongst a sea of rabid little cute fluffy animals…
Kind of refreshing, right?
We learned about those in school at PEP rally’s.
She is a he…
Mebbe but luks jest like our Lilah’s mum Scraps (ober bridge 8 years back). Lilah an her sisters awl oringe an wite too!
An yes, I kno most oringe kittehs be boyz!!
Irish Setter??? I have an Irish Setter!!!!
They taste great.
Like an Irish coffee, only…hairier.
The Irsh setter has sat. Does that make it an Irsh sitter?
With mint jelly?