
Kitteh ruls of etiket: alwas chuz fabric oposit of u in color for naps so hoomans kno u’ve bin using it.
iz easier 2 find 2 maek anudder kitteh.
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ebunie n ibory!!
Mai ai offr ewe corn-grainu-lazions an tempts ewe wit delishows beveragg uf yor chois?
Congratumalashuns on ur top spot, Jamamakitty! May ai join u and op_sMama inna lemonade? Come on in…the juice is fne. Oh, yeah, and interwebpirates shud join us tew!
Gud moarningz! Jamamakitty, U b in a ty wif interwebpirates and ursef!!!! Haz u ben tu deh ty booteek yet?? I b thinking u will finding sum purty tyz and skarvez wif kavorting kittyz on dem. And lotz of kitteh themed garden ask sessoreez….. windchimez, adn bannerz, and burd feederz.
sry peeps, ai wuz jus czechin emeow before ai wented on sum errands an der wuz NO COMMENTS!!! Wow………bin a lawng time fur dat! fanks fur cratulashuns!! wut is we drinkin??
How u b dere Jamamammamaamamamamamamamamamama??
Howz bowt wii haz sum chokklit martooneez?? Dem sit bak adn enjoy deh sunshinez??
Duz u eben haz sunshine up dere in Skedaddlol?? Wii haz deh “partlee klowdee” tuday.
We can has wawl to wawl sunnyshyn! An Guinness Piggeh went awn a 26 myul sykle ryd – Ai wus ment to go too, taht’s wy he camed to Swyn Toun, but Ai has a hurty leg an a pernounsed limp(pernounsed “l-i-m-p”!). An tehn GP an JCH4K an Tidmum an me hadded a picnic an Ai has a lidl sunbern.
Upfi haz arribed in Lundun! Her isn’t kwite such a hongree liddle caterpiller – we juss had dinnur
* cycle cycle cycle… scamper scamper scamper… thud *
Narcolepsy… I has eet!
*thinx to slef: Ai donut amember cukkin ennee narcolepsies, GP mustav bort tehm awn teh trayn*
PFFT! Ai deed nawt bai aneefing awn teh trayn! Ai ownlee juss maed eet wib sekkunds tu spare!
An me. I luks like lobster O.o
NOM!!!!
We haddid a lubberly Ohai Tee piknik at Ambercats howse
I has a full tummeh still cos Ambercat feedid us like kings an qweens
Fankyoo Ambercat, JCH4K an Guinness Piggeh.It wuz a nyce afternune Ifinkso.Yesh.
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Now I is gettin reddy for teh Cheezmeet tomarro.
Kids is in bed,awl skule stuff is reddy an Josie is heer to see to the liddle darlings in teh mornin. Anti-sabotage plans.I made dem
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deres a song abowt dat…
Yu can teech it to us in teh car, awn teh wai to Lunnon, tomorro!
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….shame we nebber had wun ob Skwrrlgrls sidekiks heer to do teh jawb …..
Fanks
Glad yoo gottid hoam sayfe.An it was teh OSSIM to meetcha.
I shall nebber luk at whipped creem agen wivowt gigglolin
* snerk *
ohao lubbly! iz happeh tu reed bowt ur grate innernashnul cheezmeet!
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PS – glad u haded teh sunshyn an warmf. iffn u wants moer pleez halp uurseff tu sum ub owrs. We can haz too much!
*donkey comez dantsing arown teh corner wiff blacknwhite parfay furr teh jamamakitty*
Congratulashuns on ur nawt seckund dis fine Sunday morneeng!!
Wutts dat? Wutts dat bite owt ub teh parfay?
Wal, *digs hoof in durt* I had too inspeckt it, u noe.
*britens* It r in fine condishun!!
big belly of a yeti !!!
Bai Joev Ai fink (s)he’s gawt it!
we makes ower mark!!
Kittehs kno how to shokase teh wonderous beautiness of their furry selves!
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTaceous kittoon!*
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, .
*comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa jmuhj braynes into a neet pile*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone*
*applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka jmuhj in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee*
*givs jmuhj a glass ob coeld choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling*
*stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
black n whyte is alwayz classic tho
Such a thotfull littel kitteh.
oooh, that luuks sew soft an comferbul! ai wanna nap dere tew! *cuddlez up besyde kitteh*
blak kitteh nappin on a pololar bayer!!!
ai haz imaginaree pikshur uv mai Morgan kitteh on top uv a pololar bayer, riding thru teh jungle. if ai cud paynt, ai wud paynt it.
Dat wuld bii da innersting. Polar Bear in da jungle. Hmm.
u fink we shud taek away tessms lost moobies? or shud we sens sum pengwins inno da junglol?
maybee bebbeh basemint kitteh slayed teh furroshus ploler bayr wif hiz cayute! raaowwr!
Plz to not paint teh polar bares.
Okai tu paint unpolare bares?
ai can has napps wif kitteh?
of course, if you is a black and white kitteh it is more difficult, and you has to make an effort to shed black hairs on light backgrounds and vice versa…
But also is moar versatile… can leaves evidents on more surfaces!
awww hims look just lyke Chizel! essept Chizel sleeps on ME wen ai is trying to play games on mah puter, an stretches pushin ma keyboard furver an furver awai!
Bebbeh Kitteh haz
grayt senss ubz style dat amz mutch
appreeshee~ayted
Bebbeh Kitteh juss
knoez wutz playssez andz feengz datz
wunndurrfull 4 Napz
Bebbeh Kitteh amz
2 yung 2 sheddz yetz. Mytez az
well getz a hedd stawrt!
Jack.
*Clappity, clappity, floofy paws*
Jack maeks anudder gud won!
hmmmm… not mai Shadow-kitteh! she’s related to basement kitteh (mostly black but wifs white spotses on her chest and tummeh, an dat’s not eben to tawk abut her tendensie tu misbehave!). She lieks tu sitz in da deeeep dawk plases, an tu snuuz on da black blankies an clowves, soz she can get mad at yu when you awmost sitz or stepz awn her!!
Awlso maeks it eeziur to nawt sit on teh kittehs…
Kontrastin’ is da way ta go….
ai haz a carpet
I has a hug
Wut yu meen? Kitteh iz verry gud-mannerd abowt keepin fings kleen. Him noes nawt tu wear shooz on te white car pet.
and you don’t get sitted on
i tawt it wuz so dey dunt get steppt onn…