Actually that iz a commun
Actually that iz a commun miskoncepsun. Teh basement gets quite chilly at nights. My mum made this fors meh while iz out harvesting souls.
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Ai had matchin mittuns, but Ai lawst tehm
Den u shall haz noe pi.
Waaaaaahhh! Yu maed kitteh crai!
Wuzn’t mai fawt u loozed ur mittuns!
Kitteh needs idyut strings awn his mittuns, tehn no mor loosing tehm!
But him hazn’t got a jakkit 2 fred teh stringz froo!
kitteh can yus ribbens too ty teh mettuns to himz swetta soz he nawt loozez dem nemoar
OH!!! Is dat wutt u yoose!!
*runs an ties an idyut string to mah munnees*
Cozzbee: “Fynd anudder kitteh wif idyut mittuns on, yu run up an pul hiz lef mittun an he smaks hymself in da fayce wif hiz ryght!”
C’meerkat, ai wil komfort yu! *PURRZ*
PI?!? *runz arownd in sircolz and looziz mind*
Tosses piece ob banananana cream at anni.
**noms peas ob boisenberry ‘fore loadin’ it in teh catapult**
*leeps in teh air an intercepts teh pie wiff a NOM*
*flutter wingz an halps Kafleen git teh pies. NOM NOM NOM*
OH! u gotted sum on u! Let me getz dat furr u…
Ifn ai can gits teh bitz dat iz awn yew
Wee bin furgettin mannurs! Conga-rats to Ambercat and Annipuss!
*Conga, conga, conga*
*Conga, conga, conga*
Pore kitteh – doan’t nead cloes
What’s warmer dan a furr cote, hmmmm?
2 fur cotes?
Butt….teh wun him iz warin iz beyootiful!
Kitteh iz warin fishurman swettur. Duz dat meen himz goin fishin?
Moar liek phishin. BC sez, “Enter yor username and password plzthx.”
I wish sumwun wud steel my eye-dent-it-tee. I want anuthur lyf!
**hands red a fake green card**
Nice tew meet yew Mr. Dechicco.
**luuks down at self**
Um…. I donut fink teh hole “bein a man” fing iz gonna werk. I’m kwite obviuslee a girlie.
*facepaw* Wut wuz ai finkin’? Yew can has Jane Curtain identity?
well he can’t stay n dat basement all teh timez! it wud get pretty lonely down there all by himself lol
I dunno. I’d rathur be by myself den arown sertin peeplols. (Prezint companee egg-skloodid, ob coarse!)
BC nawt bii lonely, him haz plenty uf soles in da basement wif him.
Wut abowt teh rest of teh shoos an/oar feetz? Wut happend to dem? Huh?
Dey bii at da shoe repair shop gitten resouled.
Me: How awr yew doin’ t’day Tiki?
Tiki: RUFF!
Me: Awr yew teasin’ the goggies?
Tiki: *hiss*
Me: Oh mai. Sew agressiv! Yew jes need sumwun tew ticklol yew.
**ticklols Tiki threw the cage bars**
Tiki: *CRUNCH*
Me: **examines bloody pinky fingur** DAT WUZ NAWT COOL!
Tiki: Hehehe
Me: Tew bad foar yew dinner time isn’t foar unudder half hour.
Tiki: **starvin tew def frum lak ob fud**
Me: *Seez Tiki beggin’ foar forgibness, desperate tew bii fed*
At least dats wut ai imajined
Tiki: *kisskisskiss*
*pause*
Tiki: *kisskisskiss*
.
Tiki: *SCMOO*
Me: Awr yew sawry?
Tiki: *dansdansdans*
Me: Yew wanna snorglesz?
*tentatively stix hand back in cage*
Tiki: **snorgle snorgle snorgle**
Me: Yew’re forgibben. Here, hab uh brazil nut.
wUT?!?!?! tIKI BITED YEW??
(sry bowt deh capz lock.)
And heer I thot Tiki wuz a sweetee-pi
Dats ’bout wut she iz gunna git far din din.
Only wun widdlol itteh bitteh sweetee-pi, xtra small porshun.
dat wur adoarubbul.
OMG! it’z happened. It has frozen over!! basement cat needs a sweater.
Uh-oh! Dere r lotz uf fings ai wuz gonna due wen teh basemint frose ober, and naow ai gots tu du dem!!!!!!!
Yay! Ai can nao hab raise at wurk.
**happytail dansdansdans**
Oh carp….I gotta go bak to my ex-huzbin.
**fawls awf chair**
Oh, teh absurdity!
Wail, I did say I’d go bak to him wen teh basement freezed……
**pawnders wut uh jerksicle luks kiek**
Beeg hevvy-set fuzzy redhed. Even moar red den mien!
Dis lol cumbynez 2 uv mai peevz – kittehz maed 2 ware cloes, an teh eye deer dat blakk kittehz aer ebil.
Not just u is peeved – kitteh luks not 2 hapi also!
Mind u, my black kitteh is is been evilest naow – he hav killed preshus carpet – it did nuffin to him!!!
Cat_S – I luuked at ur pikshurs. Teh beeg orinj tabby iz teh WIN!
I knoes ov dis. Hazel peed awn mah bran gnu lownge carpit just as the fitters had finished layin it down. O.o
..First time EVAR she did sutsh a fing O.O
Hur wuz in-ish-ee-aytin it!
I finkso Hazel needz to come akross teh pond an liv wif me.
Ai fink she verree neerlee gawt frown acrorss teh pond!
Nooooo!!!!!
Donut werree Hazel, I’ll catch yoo.
Wen mine momkat had new karpet layed her kitteh wuz inspectin da karpet layers an dey warned mom dat kitteh wuz gonna spray da karpet. Parently dis is common thing wif kittehs an new karpets.
Tihs iz handsum kitteh wif or wifout sweateh.
Donut wurree, anni. I dowt swettur lasted berry lawng aftur pikshur wuz tuuk.
Oh boy, now he needs a matching hat!
U gonna put it awn himz hed?
**steps bak verry far**
Guud luk wif dat!
baesmint cat gibs babawa wawa interbiew?
Nah, himz onlee warin it cuz gramma maded it an hur’z comin to bisit.
And nao that u’ve seen dis I must kill u.
Nooooes,
N’ whut hath been seen cn’ not bi unseen
Midnyte Kitteh amz
nawtz eebil! Hurz wuz boarndz wiff
ekkstra ‘Cattitood’!
Midnyte Kitteh lykez
2 trabbill hurz oawn paff dat
hurz trabbilz aloawn
Midnyte Kitteh amz
dresst purrfekktlee. Duz nawtz needz
Liddill Hewmin clothez!
Jack.
Clappity clappity! Well sed, Jack!
Heer heer!
jack, we’z b needin de book wiff awl youz poems, aifinkso.
“iffen u print eet, dey will bai eet.”
I will!! I will !!!
WANT!!!!
We can has a seksyion fer dat on da Cryer?
dat b BERRY gud sujeshun, phat cat!
Yesh, awl ob Jack’s poems in wun plaice!
And nao that u’ve seen dis I must kill u.
Aww, ebben BC needs hyme momma tu tayke kare uf him. *walks off mumbling bout helpless men*
So, howz halpless iz Pookie?
Duz him needz hiz Anty-Red to come steel him foar a few dayz?
Pookie helps hymself alot. Helps himself tu mine glass uf water, tu mine seat, tu mine icecream.
I kno wut u meen! Josie wunse halped hurself to my Wendy’s Frosty wen I leeved it unattendid.
Lesson lerned.
Sonata halps hurself tu teh bed, teh futon, teh chare…
Pookie, luvs, luvs, luvz Push Up’s. Wen I haz wun I often share wif him.
It just maykes him soo happi. 
U left a Wendy’s Frosty unnattended???
Wutt wur u thinkin?
Ai’m so happitale tu se sum peepulz heer ai nawt sede ina lawng tiem. wilkum bak tu awl {{{{yu}}}}} Mai stoopee pewtur bin nawty. duz nawt taikz me bak tu commint wair ai em nawo wen ai refrsch. skrowl, skrowl ,skrowl . pleh.
I finkso dat noo fing heer, an nawt ur pyootur.
{{{{{{LadyMondeGren}}}}}}} It b gud tu seeing u!
*Waves at ladymonde* How r yu tudai?
So, wuts eberywun been doin 2day?
I has been doin laundree an watchin “Clean House” marathon, gettin inspyred to frowin owt my stuff. I’ll prolly go to storidj 2morrow an get anuthur load of stuff to go thro. I wanna has BEEG grodj sael laytur dis yeer.
Ai wached mai neighburs’ garaj sail tihs morning. Nawt enuf wind tu get its awf teh grawnd, tho!
*heddesk*
I grossery shopped, did little bit o lawdry, shortened da grass in da frownt yard, revacuumed da libing ruum, an remopped da kitchen.
Now, I’z gonna go an mayke stuffed mushrooms! Yum. Hubbikat iz home an wii nawt haz mouthy teenage boi tunite. YAY!
*doorbell rings*
duz u haz room furr a donkey?
Ai’m wurkin’ awl weekend. Tryink to cawnsintrayt awn confuser stuff, butt (!) really jes wantin’ tew play in cheezland.
I tuk daddeh kitteh to Eye clinic, herded teenagers,fussed kittehs an had a HOOGE glass ov vodka, orinj an red stuff..wiv a dribble ov leftober wine mixed in…*Hic*….sidewayz Klonk………
an I has snorgled Hazel belleh for rhsb
Snorglin Hazel belleh iz beeg jawb in an of itself.
How iz hur an Ferny floofy-britches doin?
Fern is beein a liddle hussy…out wiv the bois in teh hood awl nite an day…gud jawb she been tutoredO.o
An Hazel ahs been defendein her land frum marawdin hordes by doin her masheen gun poop trik….don’t ask. is gross. but funneh …LOL
She is snorin awn teh table nex to me.She gots teh hump cos I ignorified her reqwests to go to bed erlier.
She juss oped hur iyes an gave me teh ‘eyebrow’ O.O
so now i IS goin to bed, so I get teh best spot.She will steel it an I nawt want to spend teh nite awn teh sofa.
‘Nite Tidmum an Hazel!
Ai werkd awl mornin an tehn did som lawndrees and cleend teh haus an clekted Guinness Piggeh form teh stayshun an cukkd dinner for GP an JCH4K an me and we torktorktorkd an tehn Ai tuk GP to his hoe tell an tehn it wus bedtym!
OOoooo. u haz deh Guinness Piggeh fur din-din?? Did him tasting gud?? :snerk:
aww, ur cheezmeet mus bee ful uv awsum an win! haz fun!
*hazza liddlol jelus*
Stuart Smalley kitteh sez, “They put me thru hell. butt…that’s okay.”
Teh rowd 2 baysmunt is payvd wif gewd intenshuns
Teh rowd 2 ceylin is… up
Welcome to my neighborhood…it’s a beautiful day in the neigh…uuuuggghh!! I can’t finish it!
my ownerz threw mi out…..an wit no nip:(
purrhaps basement kitteh ‘akwired’ teh swetter frum Mr. R wile claimin hiz sole?
o mai, teh basemint haz frozed ober? cahn teh bloo moon an teh flyin piggies bee far beehynd?
Nah nice knitted coat you have mheow
…A basement is less prone to daily temp. fluctuations than the ‘climate controlled’ above-ground floors or the ‘external of the physical plant’ ceiling crawlspace/attic as it’s temp. is influenced by ground temp. Daily practices short of leaving the doors and windows open when two vastly different weather systems change management have little effect in bunker. The more extreme the breadth and/or depth of the daily temp. changes the greater the exposure from ground to attic and the lesser the consistency of temperatures from ground to attic. Variations in insulation will slightly vary and retard these heat gains/losses. Hooly!(pre*hiccup*)
What’s this?
*reaches down and picks up an “o”*
Did someone drop this?
…thank you…*receives lost halo (post*hiccup*)*…
…*flys back to unregulated ceiling*…
…*drinks ‘glass of water’ from personal container to cure hiccups*…
…*staggers*…
…*falls from ceiling a second time*…
…( a nightly ritual, actually )…
…*passes out*…
…*hiccups*…
…( was more comfortable down here, anyways )…
Wow. Just… wow.
Tonight on Fluffy Kat Theater, we visit the world of Snuggles, as he continues his hunt for mousies in the kitchen. In this episode: Mom set down some new traps. Does this mean no snacks for Snuggles? Let the suspense begin!
THE DARK HARVEST BEGINS!
I’m Verklempt… talk among yourselves
Bazment Cat iz rite. Bazments verra verra cold sometimes.
(lives in the lower level/basement of an otherwise nice house)
awesomeness it is so kool (im not tupid) neener neener poo poo :p
PS. neener neener poopoo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah (i told u i wasn`t tupid)