onfooshus say man who putz wice bool on cat dies mystrsly in slepz
can u putz sum ramen in mah bowl?
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Philosopher kitteh will make u philosuffer.
Think ov teh phillo, DOH!
I has had my philo dis.
Iz phillo, DOH aneefing lik playe DOH????
Much moar tastee! Thin flaky buttery NOM! (Google Phyllo or Filo dough)
Givz mii baklava NAOW! kitteh sez.
Iz it tiem to dans fur LCB?
I can’t find mah watch.
Confooshus say: Kitteh who look for watch has no time on his hands. Er, paws. Um, feet?
Confooshus has a confuzzled.
Hmm, mine seems ta be missin, tu. It was shinee silber…
Seeing whu iz inbolbd wif tihs konbersaashun, ai donut fink u hab 2 luk bery far 2 fynd teh kulprit! lol!
Cattails, wat iz dat hanging outta ur bak pocket?
Hey! Dat’s mah watch!
*puts watch back on*
*sees a shinee silber watch hanging outta mah own pocket*
*gulp*
Butt (!) Iz a cat. ai gotz no pockets. Wait a minnit…where did these overallz come frum?
Ummm…Cattails…I doan kno hao dis happened, but I seem to b in pozess…possess…I hab ur watch.
I doan kno hao it gotted heer.
Iz almost liek sumone iz playin a crool joke on us.
Eeber dis iz Catdid Camera or we habs been Punked.
*hands Cattails teh purty watch*
*totally engrossed in inspecting totally gross speck of dirt on fingernail*
Oh hai LCB!
U musta had a gud Caturday. U luk bery content and pleezed wif urseff. Almost liek a cat dat swallowed a canary.
Alwais so gud to see u, mah fwend.
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
*Hugs Romeow, puts Cattails’ big screen TV in Romeow’s pokket*
Ai fink Cheeztown needz a peace ossifer playce, wif a lost an found. Maybe wii kint put LCB in charg, she alwaes seems able tu find fings peeps loose.
oh ai dans dans dans
an ai dans dans dans
an ai sing sing sing
an ai *voice frum naybor………………..shaddup!!!!*
izint it stranj hao sumtiemz peepl loozes fingz affter LCB haz fynded dem?
What can I says? I has always been a overachiever.
Uh, fanks, Romeow. Ai seem to be in posseshun uf a pair of overallz. There seems tew bee a number uf shinee fings in mai pokets. Enyone know enyfing about dis???
*Hugs LCB. Slips overallz on LCB. Keeps a shiny fing.*
*hugs Cattails, slips Romeow’s NerdicTrak masheen into Cattails’ back pokket*
Waaaaait a minnit. ai see wut iz goin on here. U iz teh clever one here, LCB. Gee, these overallz iz handee for, um…storing fings.
dis hat tew small, it skrunches mai braynium. duz u haz it in teh neggst syze up?
Ur awl ready waring an extree medium – wat duz u want?
I wantz
Ample hed ruum
Bluu skyz
Compleet obeediense
D…..
Delishus noms
Eggstra snorgles
Fud, gushi
G…..
Geenormous porshuns
Hugs and schmooos
Innocent look even when guilty
J…
Jewelry, lawts!
Kittehs 2 snorgle,
Moar munneez taht ai wud kno wut 2 doo wif,
N…
No bafs. Nevar!
Onlee gushy fudz &
Plenty uf it!
Q…
Noe goggies
Opin doorz fur playin outeedorz
Puddee shinee fings
Quintz
refillz……..lots ob refillz
silly strings
tuna
u…….
unusalie larg bowl uf iz crem………….
veri loong napz inde shade……………………
Wildi timz atta cheezmeet……………..
x…………………………….
Xtra nommy fings
Yello banananana fone
Zabaglione!
Clappity-clap! Huzzah!
okai, ai gibs up. whats teh zabaglione??
Iz an eyetallian nom sorta lik a custurd wif wine.
O, not much. Whut’s teh zabaglione wif u?
the bag iz lonelee? aww…
{{{bag}}}
Dud CC dae BF {{{BF}}} hoew goes lyfe wiff U des daes?
Hay, wat happeenned tu mi pikkshur.
Ohai {{{BOM}}} ai r gud butt lazee, gotted up eerly sew ai cud goe tew teh lawndrymat (pleh) butt heer ai stil am, sittin in mai baffrobe!
Haow iz Samson?
Dribin uz crazee, chewchewchew, ignoreignoreignore, barkbarkbark at da kittehs.
Hmmm… “ai r gud butt” ?!?! reeely?
Yep, ai haz herd her butt(snerk) iz gud, butt(snerk) ai haz noew purrsonnlol eggspeerence.
la la la la…not touchin that…nothin tew see heer, moove along…..
U nawt touchin dat? Hoew U git eet cleen?
Jus tella fella witta knowin shmile. Ewe sea dis awl de time!
Morning Bluesfan! ai visited KCT yesterday. She sends purrs and hedbonks to ebryone.
yay! seemz lyke ebree tyme she starts tew plai heer in cheesland tehy comin tew drag hurr awf fur ferapies!
haow wuz ur trip? ai hoap it wuz ful uv win an awsum!
Der cumming tu taek her away, haha, heehee, hoho?
Yesh, an ai wasn’t der on teh commentz paige yesterdai when she waz hollerin fer my halp as teh mean ol ferapist was dragon her awai.
PT iz teh pleh, butt iz maekin her stronger. Dew u suppose she kin stop teh ferapy when she iz strong enuff to hit teh ferapist wif her walker?
Dey iz gonna need a beeger ferapist.
Thx, it waz muchly fun havin a mini-cheezmeet.
Tanks 4 teh updait! Aim shur she reely appurrshiates yor visits! U is a berry nise cheezpeep.
heer, heer! *shmoos cattails*
Iffin Ai ebber haz2b n teh horse pistol, Ai wud lurb 2 has a fren lahk u, cattales {{{{{CT}}}}}}}
Kitteh b awl ober u liek white on wice.
But… but… I eats teh brown rice.
Liek brown on con.
Mooom! Doan gib meh a bowl hayrecut, teh utter kittehs laff at meh!
When I waz ur age…
yeah yeah, ai knoz, awl teh dynasores hadda bowl cut
Laff all u want. U can bet that nobuddy laffed at teh dinosaurs.
Nawt fur lawng, ennyway.
Wut happinz tu man woo hangded giant bellll awn kitteh?
at leest he heers hiz demize comin!
Men In Black coming fur teh kitteh.
Tru, butt (!) ai fink teh kitteh mus hav sore nek wiv dat bellll -DING-DONG!
Candygram…
Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You’re the shark, and you know it.
Wait. I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.
A dolphin? Well…okay. [opens door] AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
ai luff taht skit
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Senator Smalley
Yesh da original SNL waz da bestest. I lubbed da cheezburgercheezburger, cokecoke onee.
Mai faburit waz Emily Latella, wid de Gilda R. Id juz goa shewz ewe, ib alwaiz sumtin!
did he die?
Fud boal beelawngz awn
t3h floar. Duz nawtz beelawngz awn
Flooffee Sno~Bawll’z hedd!
Flooffee Sno~Bawll habz
sillee Beeg Gye dat reellee
needz nyss Prittee Wun
Flooffee Sno~Bawll mayz
oarz mayz nawt leeb Speshshulll
Gifftz inz Beeg Gye’z shooz
Jack.
*clappity clappity clappity* flooffee sno~bawll FTW! gud wun Jack, as alwais!
Gud one, Jack! Ur rite, Sno~Bawll wiil find a way to say Tank-mew to hiz Beeg Gye.
Confushus sai “taik tish boal off mai hed and phil eet wif gusifuds! Nao!”
kaykitteh, confushus says: shut upz and leeve ta dang boel on ur hed or taek it offz and git mi sum kittehnip!!!!
kaykitteh, confushus says: shut upz and leeve ta dang boel on ur hed or taek it offz and git mi sum kittehnip!!!!
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to arhalliburton an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and key lime pie, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif mickey mouse watches, fancee soap bowncy balls and gro-ur-one catnip kits. an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*puts awn mickey mouse watch* oooooh! fank u VBF!! an key lyme pi! nommy!
Doent lets LCB noe bout teh wach!
Ai lik dem mm watch! Ai putz wun on eak paw, wun, tew, tree, foruh.
Luk, BF! Ai iz fansi! Tank ewe bootiful fairie, tank ewe soooo munch!
Yay! Mickey watches an poynty shiny parti hats. *Slips awn hat an watch* Woot, woot itza parti.
*sees if she can kick up the energy level*
everybody dansdansdans
*Danse, danse, twirl, twirl. Luks at watch* Oops, tyme tu go wash da colour off mine hair. Wish mii luk!! BBL *Wunders wat colour hair will turn owt*
Dun wori! Dem purplez haurz al de ting, nou.
… but can be revived with a tribute of sa cheezburger.
Triplz cheezburger cat again!
Thats what? Four pictures now?
Link in the website area.
It’s Meow-Tzu!
I gotted teh cyootest fortune cookie messaj. It sed, Teh cookie is sleeping. Come back later. Cookies has too sleep sumtimes too.
Dat bell on da collur looks GINORMUSS!!!!!!!
arghz
catfushus.
iz catfushus.
getz it rights now hooman.
YYYAAAAYYY funniez.
lol xD