
3 stages of bathdom anger, denial, shame
der iz awlso teh revenge stage.
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3 stages of bathdom anger, denial, shame
der iz awlso teh revenge stage.
Picture by: nigelb via Our LOL Builder. Caption by: phynex09
akseptance?
naow! *nawt* akseptince! *nevur*!
I shel nevar aksept teh baff.
An r revenj iz swift an turribuhlz.
Congrats cc awn ur solo nawt sekund. Cookies an cold milk? It iz hawt in TTI 2dai – skie iz bloo wiv nawt a clowd 2 be seed!
fankies, annie! mmm. cookies n milk. iz teh nommee bedtaim snak. yu haz sum tew, ai hoapz?
Ai had sum fur mai elebenzies!
gud. ai gladz! iz teh nomnommiest!
Retribyooshun!
yesh. inna dyabollicle waize!
Don’t wash cats? Why do people always think it is funny. It is just plain degrading.
Dere aer berry raer tiemz wen it iz nessesseree – Ai agwee dat it shud ownlee be a larst rizort tho.
OP had hur turdz bath in turdteen yrz, las weak wen her wen tu da vet. Wen ai goed tu get hur, al ai seen were happidans tu be hom! It were vebby warm an ai haz air on, but ai opund up de slidydor fur hur tu haf sun-bath aferwortz.
How were de cheezmeet, Anni? Were upfi der fer ur dinner-noms?
Cheezmeet iz 2morro – Ai aer juss abowt 2 leebe to go 2 teh aerport 2 meet Upfi. Her iz habbin dinnur wiv me dis ebenin.
Ai will tell ebbriwun awl abowt teh cheezmeet 2morro!
Bai fur naow!
Hai Chipo!
Sum cats needz teh baff and sum doan. I hab one dat neber has had (or needz a baff), one dat needz a few eech yeer, one dat needz a cuple a yeer, and one dat iz too young to kno iffs he will eber needz a baff. At our howse, it taeks bout ten minutes to wash and longer to blow dry – depending onna cat. Dey feel SO gud wen dey r done. Eech baff iz a liddlol easier as dey figure out wat to expect and calm down.
*Puts on official lung-doctor hat with little stethoscopes onnit*
Folks with asthma & cat-allergies (who keep cats anyway) sometimes can get less sick if they wash the kitteh about once a week. But the routine is more like a rinse really–doesn’t need shampoo, just pouring a big slosh of water over kitteh to wash off the dried cat-saliva residue from kitteh’s self-washing. A pity that those chain-mail gauntlets get so rusty tho… And of course, the whole issue of annoying the cat every week to keep the human healthy is sort of fraught, but it’s prolly better than sending kitteh back to the shelter…
Dont furget teh porkypine stage when teh furs all spikee.
yesh! iz teh kitteh pin-kushun!
I iz wets and hating it
Oh teh porosity!
Wen iz ur robiks class starting?
That poor middle one wasn’t colorfast
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nah, they put Vanish in teh wash! is hard to type wen kitteh finks u r climbing frame….Chizel be using me as one rite nao!
Hehe, maybe! Or maybe they all started-out white o.O
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I’m sure that mog of yours will get comfy soon!
he better lol. he tried stealing my dinner last night, so the moment i moved he jumped right in my chair and stayed there, the little git. i just thought…maybe he went near the Cillit Bang?
*whispers* psst. thankyou for switching to my tongue.
Haha, so possession is nine tenths in your house, hey?
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…such a little one – just a ghost of his former self!
Takes two people to bathe cat. One to actually wash cat and one to keep saying, “Poor little kittah” over and over and over again. That’s how it is at our house.
We do the one hold / one wash system at our howse.
We keep telling dem hao gud dey are and tri to sound happeh bout it.
Liddill Kittehz’ nawt
sekkund baff iz t3h “Pleh!” cuz
Hewminz maykz misstaykz
T3h Wet amz 2 hawt!
Dayz 2 mutch sope 4 Kittehz’
sawfft, sensittivv skin
Wet shoodz be az wawrm
az rume. Hewmin shoodz beez wiff
Kitteh 2 cawllmz dem
Sope shoodz beez keptz atz
minnimum cuz Kittehz willz
likk cleen, enneewayz
Jack.
Yesh! Thankz tew ewe, Mr. Jack Deth!
Serenity NAO!
That “serenity NOW” stuff? It duzzent work.
Hmmm, ai fink “Anger” is plottin sumfin… sumfin baaaad!!!
anger iz goona rip ownerz heds off sorrwee iz not gud at lol speeks
Plotting…or plopping?!?!
plopping wud wurk too, ai fink!!!
no iz no wurk
ploppin woold be lyke icecreem
This wont hapen if you raise the kittens gently around water. theyll be used to it when they reach the adult stage and will love baths.
mah kitteh lieks teh baff is dunt nowz whai.
lol dats hillarious i wants a kitteh there precious to bad our neighbot stole our kitteh i miss her:(