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Ai gibs hur elebentee aout uf ten.
Conga-rats awn teh solo nawt-sekkund WRr!
Wud u lyk drinkees an danses? Ur choyse.
Oh, an did yoo see teh messidj I leeved u (an Dan) awn teh prevyus lol?
Wat kinda danses duz Red do? WRr, Ifinkso yu shuld git owt yur dollar bills.
I beddur be seein sum twennies.
Beesydez, my style of dansin mite be moar lyk punishmint.
WRr better git owt him hunnerts fur da danses uf da rhsb!
I git a kut rite, fur biin manager. 40% bii fine.
I figger I’m gonna be teh nawt-sekkund reverse strippur.
I’ll go owt awn teh stadj fully dressed, gibs em a peek at wuts unnerneeth, an say, “Ifn I nawt see sum munnies, iz comin awf!”
actually, if I remember correctly, Lily St. Cyr initated the reverse strip tease.
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it is supposed to of gone over quite well.
I figgered I cud eben has my bff in teh bak of teh room, hollerin owt hur famus frase.
U knoes, to encouridj teh flow of teh munnies.
ya know, in a speciality market, some folks pay extra for “punishment”
So, what’z teh goin rate nowadayz, Dan?
dunno, the relationship ended before I got out of the “dominant-in-training phase”
Hey, mebbe I cud do dat.
I did skeer a co-worker yesterday. **evil grin**
I was going downstairs and a girl who works downstairs was passing the doorway at the same time. She saw me and stopped in the doorway, trying to block me and said, “No smoking!” (because she knew that was where I was headed.)
I went up to her and stopped maybe 6″ from her face, gave her my most serious face and said, “I could take you.”
She almost tripped getting away from me and told everyone “Red scared me!” when we all got outside.
YAY RED!!! YU ROK!!! Wat maded her thinks her kuld sai dat? I soo sik uf peeps sayin “Dat nawt gud fur yu.” Duh, it’z awn da syde uf da pak, I kan reed.
Hur wuz joakin. Hur smokes too an iz tryin to kwit. Hur has fawled awf teh waggin az mutch az I haz!
RHSB kuld put awn hers “special boots” an dat wuld definatly cost yu xtra. Maibii wii kuld cut a deal tho, I iz her new manager.
Um….3km…..u onlee knoes abowt teh WUN pair!
Um, yeah, wear those A kicken boots yu got.
Nawt teh thigh-high lethur layse-up wuns?
Yep, those veri wuns! Az manager I gits 40% of base rate an 30% uf tips. Wii gonna take da wurld by storm!!! Gotta kum up wif a gud stage nayme tho.
I finkso u has runned him awf, 3km.
Sorri. *slinksoffunnerdabed*
I finkso awl teh Cheezmenz iz goned. WRr, Dan, PootyTat an catslave.
Mebbe iz ladeez nite?
naw, just more work, that and trying to stay awake.
that 4-hour “nap” I got this morning wore off quite some time ago.
itza long way to El Paso and back.
Dan, u gibbed me eerwurm. OLD eerwurm.
Martee Robbins eerwurm.
**showz Dan hur poynty enz**
U need Dr Pepper to halp wake up?
Ai seed it just haz teh buzzee at werks adn nawt culd commint.
Aifinkso teh pina caladas Ai haz teh eer wurm!
♪ ♫
If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you’d like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
Write to me and escape ♪ ♫
Oh noes, nawt DAT eerwurm!
**brings WRr extry-lardj Pina Colada**
Heer ya go!
8.5
U trai dat in wyte gluves. den sai it is onlee an 8.5
jk. Haz teh win caturdai!
HEY, who yu kallin jk? I iz 3km! Besydes, I kuld do that move nawt tu long ago, um, well, maibii a little long ago.
in soviet russia the judges stick it to you
.. and frum teh Soviet judj – a 2.4!
Tryin owt foar teh lolympiks?
catalympiks!
Umm! Wut pretti paws!
That’s from teh chalk.
I suppoz it iz!
Unforchunatlee, I nawt lyk dis kitteh. I put my foot down erlyur an did “sumfin” to it. It has been owwy ever sinse.
I has has massadjis?
Didja put ice on ur paw, Red? U shud mebbe put ice onnit & elevayte it a bit. {{{rhsb}}}
I finkso iz onlee strained oar pulled musslol, cuz teh werst part is awn teh tawp of my fut. Donut fink ennyfing borked.
Nawt putted ice awn it, but mite.
**hobblols arown, tryin to luuk pitty-ful an garner sum simpathees**
Yu nawt kan haz bad fut, yu got dansin tu do woman!
Iz u manidjur, oar pimp?
Meeny.
**Chayr danses to Kings of Leon**
Gud sawng!
Just a manager
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Oh good, cuz it’s hard out there for a pimp…
**Desydes to has sit-down strike**
**paintz sines dat sez “Unfair” an “Krooltee to fellow redhed”**
elevate Ur foot and ice it
and absolutely no dancing sayz Dr Tiny Cat
sure ya can, at least wiffa rolly-spinney chair. and think of the work in keepin’ the leg elavay, elev, el…..up inna air.
Um….y’all need to be finkin of who u tawlkin abowt heer.
I wud prolly fawl outta teh chayre…bakwerdz. Wif a beeg beeg thud.
Yah, nawt dat long ago I haded a torn ligamint in my footsie. So I’z on crutchus for 8 weeks. Got tired of da crutchus so I fot, I wud roll around my house in my rolly chayr. Cept my gud fut slipped on da hardwud flor and hit da wall. I borked 2 toes on my gud fut. Was notta gud day. So Can’t says as I rekkomend da rolly chayr approwch.
need some halp dere miss?
yoga-kitteh defeets da headakkies wiffa reverse bloodflow.
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sumfings gotta work.
kitteh bein blown awai bi purrticulilly strong air veynt
Teh yogurt, uh, yoga masPURR!
Yogi Catsananda is demonstrating deh head stand
take a deep bref in and a deep bref out
**whoosh**
and kittehs don’t furget to relax Ur tail
uhhhh…kinda!
U cud do beddur jawb?
tooshay!
Ai lubs dis kitteh.
Fallacey dat kittehs fawl awn feets, aifinkso. Tryin kitteh up…down….uuuhhhh on pixur.
Nekst gonna pummel a hoarse?
Pommel hoarse? Kitteh wud liek 2 pommel sumfing!
KCT! *hedbonks*
*hedbonks* So happeetayle 2 see u!
Yesh! Iz yew gittin betterer?
So, iz ennywun eles seeing teh weerd clothez an shoos awn the rite side of teh commints?
Teh bloo dress is kinda kyoot, but teh shoos I saw teh last few dayz wuz teh fuuuuug-leeee!
yes agree bout deh shooz
Did yoo see teh frilly pinkee wunz?
I wud nawt let teh goggie choo awn dem!
Are they the ones that look a monitor lizard?
Yesh and da outfits be getting, well, less klassy allthatime. I haz to puts my pawz obber my eyez sumtimes.
Teh bloo dress iz kyoot — but ai iz way too bustee fur it. *sigh*
I nawt ware sleeveless, evur. I has beeg surjiklol skar awn my upper rite arm an iz self-conshus abowt it.
Besidez, I feel nekkid wifowt sleevz.
I lubs sleeveless especially in deh summer
I nawt wear sleeveless kaus I haz FAT arms, an FAT bodi tu match.
*peruses “cards”*
*looks over “cards”*
ah’ll see yer FAT (so you say) arms and bodi, and raise yew one FAT HEAD (or so I’ve been told)*sigh*
hmmmm, dat doesn’t look right.
I’ll see ur Fat hed (got wun myself)! Few hats fit my beeg hed…
Cawl hur bluff, Dan! I has meeted hur. Hur nawt fat. Vertiklee challenjed mebbe, but nawt fat!
Hey!!! Vertiklee channlenjed! I iz in da ruum yaknow. *runs tu up awn great bigg high heels* I iz least 5 feet wif dez shoes! *falls off heels*
Plz tell me u nawt warin teh saym shooz I saw awn a womin erlyur 2day.
Dey wuz akrylik platformz! Can wii say strippur shooz?
Yep, dem da wuns! *snickers* Pleez, I kan’t walk in flats sumtymes, stripper heels, I bii at da ER rite now.
Awl teh bones I has ever borked has been in my feet, so I has enuff problums az it iz.
Enny sooper-hi heels I ware iz nawt…..um….gonna get skuffed….ifn u kno wat I meen.
OH LUK!!! I gitted moderated, woot, woot!! How bout dat.
Ifinkso I will git sum akrylik platforms wif da L.E.D. lits indem. Oh, sexy yesh I am! *Prance, prance, trips, falls* Hep, I tangled up in mine shoes!!
Hey, I nawt got FAT head.
Dat’ da owli playse I nawt fat.
I duz.
Skyooze me, I gotta go purdj my dinnur now…
you do know that you “purge” crawdads before they go into the pot, right?
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so, depending on yer region, purging yer dinner has nothing to do with “eatin’ disorders”
Nope, I nawt kno dat. Nevver cuuked crawdadz. Nevver eeted dem, ethur.
**jes luuked up purgin crawdads**
Eeewwww…..
*shrugs* gimme a pound-o-bugs anna Abita, and I’m a happy guy.
**iz kinda skeered to ask wut an Abita iz**
I will stik wif wut I jes gotted. Vanilla icee kreem w/ Moka Jo mix awn tawp. YUM!
it’s a beer, from a brewery on the north side of lake Ponchartrain. Across from N.O. Not suprisingly in Abita Springs LA.
Oh.
**handz Dan an Abita an a pownd of crawdadz**
Have addit!
Wii nawt has menny beer-makin playses arown heer, butt dere seems to be a bourbon distilleree awn everee cornur!
U shur cud smell it in Frankfort dis moarnin!
Mai brudder jus hadm a boil tothr weak. Him cuuked ober tree hunnered powandz uf des bugs. Ai iz nevah ated wun, eider. Mour fur dem dat lik um *I stare but turn away*
Given teh chanse, I wud try dem. I lyk moast seefudz (egg-sept lobstur).
Wut duz dey tayst lyk, Dan? Chikkin?
at Louisiana Tech, there was a Bar/Laundromat. They had some T-shirts for sale. One in particular had a elegant woman holding a crawdad in her hands held at face level. She is lookin’ at you and so is the crawdad. The cawdad has a smug look on its face. The caption says “You want me to suck what?”
I bet dey taste lyke chikken basted in swamp waters. Eww. Dat bii wat gator tyle taste lyke.
3km – Zrock (lokal radyo stayshun) wuz givvin owt cuuked gator last yeer rite befoar UK played FL in fuut-bawl.
Pffft, tu ZRock!! Wii awl no how dat turned owt.
is dat the flapper grrl type of dress U iz tawking bout?
Naw – it duzzint seem to be there enny moar. It wuz pale bloo, sleeveless, boat nek (aifink). Bery kyoot.
Wehn ai seed sumodem shuz, ai thunk! Diet aid fur de noo mellanianz!
chinese gymnest kitteh
iz yunger than u thinks
hey, if newun iz interested – dere be noo Eva pikshures awn PK’s foster kitteh blog…
Ohai, PC!
U gots linkee?
YAY! Eva teh Diva pic’z.!! *runs tu luk* *screeechz tu hawlt* Um, wear bii PK enniwai?
OH pc, yu bii da bestest daddykat!! Eva luks sooo happi an healthy! Kan’t think uf a better peep fur her tu have adoptified!
Yay fur Eva pikz!!!! She luks berry happy in her noo home. Schmoooz!!
Awsum pixures!! Eva maikin hurseff rite at hoam!
Such a happitayle!! Member wen Eva firyst came tu PK? Wuz da tuch an go fur a few daiz, mine heart iz warm an happi tu sii her soooo big an heafy an happi!
yesh yesh! such a happee ending fer hour lil Diva! Is wunnerful tew see hur sew strong an confidint an happee! wen ai luuk bak at teh furst pixures an video clips uv hurr wen she wuz such a lil bobbly wobbly bebeh an den see hurr naow it givs meh such a happee
**yawnz, stretchez**
Frenz, I finkso I’m gonna try to get sum sleeps now.
Haz a gud nite/day/wutebber.
**Red getz in2 teh bed an curlz up unner a blankee**
Ooh, freaky, did anyone else see the face in the kitty’s side?
Kittehz tale hellpz wiv teh balans. Niis n strate, xtra pointz. Xtra pointz 4 pointy endz 2.
I iz da source. Kitteh iz boy. Hedstandz iz ezier 4 dem. LOL.