Comments on: tast de fete sez dawg

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sat, 30 May 2009 13:47:22 +0000

I has ecksperiense, as BlooMax wakes me up in teh mornins by pattin his paws on mah fase…Tehy dont usuilly smell lak anything.
An his fur an Simon’s fur dont smell lak anything eethur. I snorgles them a lot.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sat, 30 May 2009 13:45:29 +0000

Dis is wunnerful pikshur full of kyootness! Kyoot littul hyoomin feets an Happycat makin funnee fase!! I lurves tehm both!

By: op_sMama

op_sMama — Sat, 30 May 2009 08:17:27 +0000

Hooray fur dt hol allfebitz!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 30 May 2009 05:42:12 +0000

Aww! Plz nawt to eet goggie! Frenz not fud!

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Sat, 30 May 2009 04:24:50 +0000

lol =^1^=

By: Orangebouncykitteh

Orangebouncykitteh — Sat, 30 May 2009 04:21:42 +0000

Aye notice aw mine red kittehs smelled like hay, or mebbe old lethar books.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 30 May 2009 00:14:16 +0000

and ya thought milk-BREATH was bad…….

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 30 May 2009 00:11:13 +0000

{{{POC}}}} {{{{{Kitteh Daddeh}}}
Stoopy dokters!!! I hopes dey gitz dere act together and KD can haz deh rite test.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 30 May 2009 00:08:13 +0000

Simplol fix: Nawt sniff wif ur mouf open!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 30 May 2009 00:05:46 +0000

it’s the milkdud-then-kat issue. kitteh fur’ll stick to teflon I swarez.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 30 May 2009 00:02:10 +0000

Wats so rong wif sniffin kats?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 30 May 2009 00:00:55 +0000

I finkso sertin parts of KY needz to adopt dat eyedea.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:58:33 +0000

never eat a milkdud and sniff da kat.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:57:09 +0000

in far west Tx. the speed limit is 80 mph (daytime).

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:35:17 +0000

Xpress opinion of goggie’s inadequacees
Yearn for opportunities to correct same
zzzzzz **schnort, choke, spit** Where wazzai? Where wazzai? Wot? Ai musta dozed off, aifinkso.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:31:19 +0000

Pleh!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:26:13 +0000

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:24:19 +0000

Teeze him abowt hiz goggie breff
Upset hiz watter-dish
Vilify hiz table-manners
Walk up behind him adn say “boo”
X…

By: noobeh

noobeh — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:10:43 +0000

Qwietlee sneekz up and chomp his eerz
Run between his feetz an trip himz offen
Stomp in hiz fud bowl affer walkin in teh litter boks
T…

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:09:10 +0000

yeshplz, speshulee teh drinkees!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:09:08 +0000

Him just layed him giant paw awn mine leg an put him klaws owt. Just tu let mii know who’z boss.

By: PrincessOfChaos

PrincessOfChaos — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:06:44 +0000

KD nawt sew gud. He haz payn inna leg adn teh ER Dr.Tinycat foned las nite tew sez taht KD mus get testie atta ER tihs mawrning. Sew we hurryhurryhurry to teh ER tew taek testie butt wasa beeg wayste ob tyme. whin we gotz tehre teh doktor on cawl wuz awt teh won we wuz s’pposed tew sea! He wuz fur teh spyne butt we wuz s’pposed tew sea teh doktor fur teh legs. *sigh* Teh leg doktor is awt awaylable todai!!!! GRRR!!! Where iz teh reel Dr. Tiycat whi u keads him?!!

By: jd

jd — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:04:23 +0000

Nuke hym
Opun hiz skull adn replays wallnut wib hand grenade (minus pin)
Paypur ober teh door to teh goggie howse
Q….

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:48:44 +0000

I bet Pookie iz luukin at u an finkin “Why did mahm jes sniff me?”

Weerd hoomin.

By: jd

jd — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:45:56 +0000

Yesh, dat's awl berry well, but wat duz it say about Happycat?

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:45:51 +0000

TTFN – going home tew see how wobblee cat and hissing cat are doing (don’t ask)

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:44:44 +0000

kick ‘em (bunneh, of doom)
leed him into trubbloled waters
mayke hym pai…munneh for cheezburgers
n…

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:44:38 +0000

*Sniffs Pookie* Him just nawt realli smell lyke ennifing. *Wipes lotsa long floofy kat hares frum nose* Nawt realli a gud idea iguess.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:42:30 +0000

but verra verra kyoot!!! want!
‘kthnxyoinkbye

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:41:23 +0000

My kittehs normally smell gud, butt (tee hee) Cannoli just got back from teh V-E-T.
So now he smells lyke flowers, and Shadow dusn’t recogniz him, so she has been hissing and hiding under the bed!
sigh…

By: catslave

catslave — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:38:39 +0000

harass him when he sleepz
Immitate him
Joke ’bout himz floopy earz
…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:34:41 +0000

Happycat — nawt sew happy, akshullee.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:34:03 +0000

Ai had wun kitteh dat awlwaiz smelled liek cookies — ai luvved rubbin mah faec in himz fur.

Bebbeh hyoomin feets (speshlee befoar dey starts walkin) usually iz bery cleen & nawt stinkee at awl.

Kitteh pawz is stinkee wen dey getz owt uv teh liddurbawks. After dey cleenz teh paws tho, teh paws usually duzzint haz a odor.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:30:01 +0000

Mine Beloved Grayson kitteh awlwaiz smelled gud tu, lyke him had just had a baff. My otter kittehs nawt stink, but (!) dey nawt smell gud lyke dat.

By: kittyboocat

kittyboocat — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:29:53 +0000

eggpertly nuterize hims
frequently tese hims
gibs hims teh goggie noogies…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:26:20 +0000

It depenz wat dey stepped in.

Josie’s feet wuz nawt stinkee. Hur wuz kitteh. Az a mattur of fack, hur fur alwayz smelled gud.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:23:14 +0000

Tehy doo indeed. Ai say kitteh shud eet dawg. Taht bettur fur efurywan who’z ennywan.

By: Ashley Pomeroy

Ashley Pomeroy — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:23:05 +0000

Somewhere in the world there’s a website called I Can Has Ruskz? which has the same setup, photographed from the other side, with the baby pulling a face and complaining that the cat’s toes taste bad. Paws. The cat’s paws.

Do a cat’s paws smell worse than a baby’s feet? I want to know. There’s only one way to find out for sure, but unfortunately I don’t have access to a baby or a cat.

By: jd

jd — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:21:34 +0000

Ob coarse teh lab is gowing tu test yu. Tests aer wat labs aer for.

By: jd

jd — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:20:00 +0000

Kitteh will eben help in teh process.
.
*poyntee end owt*
*circular saw mode on*
*cut circle in goggie’s eyelid*

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:19:26 +0000

Lyke wen dey lay in da doorwai an just az yu step ober dem, dey stands up. Mine momkats big lab duz it tu mii ebbertyme.

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:16:33 +0000

Ai agreez wif yu, POC, in fax, googie cud b tryin’ 2 trick lil, poor kitteh! Gogz b stupie butt(!) nawt abof teh ebbel Set-Up! =^1^=

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:14:56 +0000

Eww, I stand korrected!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:14:50 +0000

Ohai, POC!

I nawt bad. Today iz beddur day den erlyur dis week.

How u? How’z kitteh daddy?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:13:27 +0000

Kitteh nawt get mad – kitteh get even.

Jes lyk me.

Awn a diffrint note: Dis kitteh luuks lyk a kitteh my fren had. RIP Rufus. I miss u big gui.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:12:32 +0000

Goggie mite wanna sleep wif wun eye open foar a whiel….

By: West River rat

West River rat — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:12:20 +0000

U nawt noze mai kitteh. Hur eeted teh stinkee carp frum teh insied aowt wun tyme.

Mawm wuz nawt happee, kitteh wuz nawt happee, no wun inna haws wuz happee….eggsept teh goggie.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:11:40 +0000

WRr an Dan, I thot of yoo guies today.

WRr – I thot of u dis moarnin whiel drivin in2 werk. “I Can’t Drive 55″ came awn jes az I wuz gettin awn teh rode dat I gotted my speedin tikket awn!

Dan – I thot of u dis afturnoon whiel drivin hoam. I had Cheep Trik in teh cd playur an blasted “Dream Police” just foar u. I surpryzed u nawt heer it.

By: jd

jd — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:11:32 +0000

Baby sham?

By: jd

jd — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:10:52 +0000

Goggie noes dat kitteh iz gonna du sumfing nasty.