tast de fete sez dawg
tast de fete sez dawg tast like chiken sez dawg stoopid dawg
dont u noe dat hoominz feet killz?
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u juz wayt, goggie!
Conga rats, jk! U iz at teh tawp of teh 4-way!
Wud u lyk drinkies an danses?
Baby sham?
yeshplz, speshulee teh drinkees!
Wat’s happycat gonna du to goggie?
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Add landmine tu dogfood
Beat him up
Chase him under a car
Dip him in beef gravy adn throe him to teh goggies owtside
E…
eggpertly nuterize hims
frequently tese hims
gibs hims teh goggie noogies…
harass him when he sleepz
Immitate him
Joke ’bout himz floopy earz
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kick ‘em (bunneh, of doom)
leed him into trubbloled waters
mayke hym pai…munneh for cheezburgers
n…
Nuke hym
Opun hiz skull adn replays wallnut wib hand grenade (minus pin)
Paypur ober teh door to teh goggie howse
Q….
Qwietlee sneekz up and chomp his eerz
Run between his feetz an trip himz offen
Stomp in hiz fud bowl affer walkin in teh litter boks
T…
Teeze him abowt hiz goggie breff
Upset hiz watter-dish
Vilify hiz table-manners
Walk up behind him adn say “boo”
X…
Xpress opinion of goggie’s inadequacees
Yearn for opportunities to correct same
zzzzzz **schnort, choke, spit** Where wazzai? Where wazzai? Wot? Ai musta dozed off, aifinkso.
Hooray fur dt hol allfebitz!
still. Nawt bad….
fer feet. They luk so bery kleen!
Yesh, dat’s awl berry well, but wat duz it say about Happycat?
Wat duz him noe?
Goggies nawt know nuffin, dey eet poo.
Eew!
Tehy doo indeed. Ai say kitteh shud eet dawg. Taht bettur fur efurywan who’z ennywan.
Aww! Plz nawt to eet goggie! Frenz not fud!
stinkee feetz is stinkee
Toe jam!
Ackkk! Kidlett needs a baff.
Nawt lyk taystin teh rane-bo?
U shud stawp lystening tew goggie. He nebber gibs teh gud advibe! U noes taht! He r a goggie; whut dew he noes?
Goggie noes dat kitteh iz gonna du sumfing nasty.
Goggie mite wanna sleep wif wun eye open foar a whiel….
Kitteh nawt get mad – kitteh get even.
Jes lyk me.
Awn a diffrint note: Dis kitteh luuks lyk a kitteh my fren had. RIP Rufus. I miss u big gui.
Kitteh will eben help in teh process.
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*poyntee end owt*
*circular saw mode on*
*cut circle in goggie’s eyelid*
Ai agreez wif yu, POC, in fax, googie cud b tryin’ 2 trick lil, poor kitteh! Gogz b stupie butt(!) nawt abof teh ebbel Set-Up! =^1^=
Lyke wen dey lay in da doorwai an just az yu step ober dem, dey stands up. Mine momkats big lab duz it tu mii ebbertyme.
Ob coarse teh lab is gowing tu test yu. Tests aer wat labs aer for.
Moar liek cheez dat’s gon badd
Mebbe Feta insted of Feet ?
ohhai! hou r u? I nawt sea u fur a loong tyme! *hedbonks)
Ohai, POC!
I nawt bad. Today iz beddur day den erlyur dis week.
How u? How’z kitteh daddy?
KD nawt sew gud. He haz payn inna leg adn teh ER Dr.Tinycat foned las nite tew sez taht KD mus get testie atta ER tihs mawrning. Sew we hurryhurryhurry to teh ER tew taek testie butt wasa beeg wayste ob tyme. whin we gotz tehre teh doktor on cawl wuz awt teh won we wuz s’pposed tew sea! He wuz fur teh spyne butt we wuz s’pposed tew sea teh doktor fur teh legs. *sigh* Teh leg doktor is awt awaylable todai!!!! GRRR!!! Where iz teh reel Dr. Tiycat whi u keads him?!!
{{{POC}}}} {{{{{Kitteh Daddeh}}}
Stoopy dokters!!! I hopes dey gitz dere act together and KD can haz deh rite test.
Kitteh nawt so gud at halping teh bebbeh hyde frum teh baffs.
Membur dis, kitteh, when iz tyme fur teh bebbeh tu hydes U frum Ur baf.
Kittehz nawt git stinky lyke kidletts.
U nawt noze mai kitteh. Hur eeted teh stinkee carp frum teh insied aowt wun tyme.
Mawm wuz nawt happee, kitteh wuz nawt happee, no wun inna haws wuz happee….eggsept teh goggie.
Eww, I stand korrected!
WRr an Dan, I thot of yoo guies today.
WRr – I thot of u dis moarnin whiel drivin in2 werk. “I Can’t Drive 55″ came awn jes az I wuz gettin awn teh rode dat I gotted my speedin tikket awn!
Dan – I thot of u dis afturnoon whiel drivin hoam. I had Cheep Trik in teh cd playur an blasted “Dream Police” just foar u. I surpryzed u nawt heer it.
in far west Tx. the speed limit is 80 mph (daytime).
I finkso sertin parts of KY needz to adopt dat eyedea.
Somewhere in the world there’s a website called I Can Has Ruskz? which has the same setup, photographed from the other side, with the baby pulling a face and complaining that the cat’s toes taste bad. Paws. The cat’s paws.
Do a cat’s paws smell worse than a baby’s feet? I want to know. There’s only one way to find out for sure, but unfortunately I don’t have access to a baby or a cat.
It depenz wat dey stepped in.
Josie’s feet wuz nawt stinkee. Hur wuz kitteh. Az a mattur of fack, hur fur alwayz smelled gud.
Mine Beloved Grayson kitteh awlwaiz smelled gud tu, lyke him had just had a baff. My otter kittehs nawt stink, but (!) dey nawt smell gud lyke dat.
Aye notice aw mine red kittehs smelled like hay, or mebbe old lethar books.
Ai had wun kitteh dat awlwaiz smelled liek cookies — ai luvved rubbin mah faec in himz fur.
Bebbeh hyoomin feets (speshlee befoar dey starts walkin) usually iz bery cleen & nawt stinkee at awl.
Kitteh pawz is stinkee wen dey getz owt uv teh liddurbawks. After dey cleenz teh paws tho, teh paws usually duzzint haz a odor.
My kittehs normally smell gud, butt (tee hee) Cannoli just got back from teh V-E-T.
So now he smells lyke flowers, and Shadow dusn’t recogniz him, so she has been hissing and hiding under the bed!
sigh…
*Sniffs Pookie* Him just nawt realli smell lyke ennifing. *Wipes lotsa long floofy kat hares frum nose* Nawt realli a gud idea iguess.
I bet Pookie iz luukin at u an finkin “Why did mahm jes sniff me?”
Weerd hoomin.
Him just layed him giant paw awn mine leg an put him klaws owt. Just tu let mii know who’z boss.
never eat a milkdud and sniff da kat.
Wats so rong wif sniffin kats?
it’s the milkdud-then-kat issue. kitteh fur’ll stick to teflon I swarez.
Simplol fix: Nawt sniff wif ur mouf open!
lol =^1^=
I has ecksperiense, as BlooMax wakes me up in teh mornins by pattin his paws on mah fase…Tehy dont usuilly smell lak anything.
An his fur an Simon’s fur dont smell lak anything eethur. I snorgles them a lot.
Happycat — nawt sew happy, akshullee.
but verra verra kyoot!!! want!
‘kthnxyoinkbye
TTFN – going home tew see how wobblee cat and hissing cat are doing (don’t ask)
Pleh!
and ya thought milk-BREATH was bad…….
Dis is wunnerful pikshur full of kyootness! Kyoot littul hyoomin feets an Happycat makin funnee fase!! I lurves tehm both!