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Tally Ho!
ohai annipuss – kin ai offur yew teh dwinks nd dansis?
Thx Kimkiwi, Iz neerlee lunsh tiem heer but it’z hawt 2dai so sumfing lawng an cold wud be grate!
hmmm, otay, ai maeks yew speshul egstry-cowd kiwifroot smoovie (nd ai kin yewses the hayle nd snoes frum jist owtsied my frunt door). Nd a choklit pavlova wib whippee creem nd slyces of kiwifroot nd stroarberry.
They are all kinds of cute
A forusst uv cat taylz!
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Follow Teh Leeder: Yoo doing it rong!
ai sai, chaps, what say we try the nearest fast food outlet, what? Bound to find some of the blighters there!
Gud wun!
tankies. Mai new kitteh desided to wake me up at 4am this morn…just to play wiv mai feets! Dis will be a plus wen ai has a 7-3 shift at work an needs to get ups for 5am…but nawt grate wena ai am off like today!
Iz teh kiteh 2 yung 2 noe dat Caturdai iz lye-in dai?
nawt sure…he damn well shoud kno tho!
Watch it guyz! Teh Cheezburgers can bee dangermouse if woondeded !
Oh and ***SPLORT!!!!***
Careful chaps! This ones a tad ruffled, what! I say sirs, watch out for the relish! Oh, mai!
Oh noes! Now we in a pickul!
Donut step in the mauseturd ewe might fall on yer Buns!
this is nawt a situation ai relish!
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up catslave’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fang Q Anni i think dat der be seben up dem iffin ewe luik reel close!
Dat’s haow mennee Ai maek it 2.
Teh bed It Cawls me! EWE awl hab a mice day!
G’nite cs! Sleep tite!
hope teh cheezburgers dont bitE!
Ai’ll bitz em back! No supperz las nite!
lol send em runnin fer teh hills wiv kittehs in tow!
ohhh so cute
I want those kitties!
All of ‘em!
to have all those kitteh…..u wud need new “Splort Guard!” its like a cap that prevents brain leakage due to splorts from kitteh aged under 1 yr
Warnin! Warnin! Splort lebel elebenty! Dis nawt be drill! Iz too layt fur me…sahv urselfs!
*SPLORT!*
Ai wood hep you but ai’s not traint, Boom. Ewe no suffer.(iz cap gun)
*Scoops up diva’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until feline bettur.
Itteh bitteh kitteh committeh lukz fr lawst kawntakt lenz.
Liddill Kittehz smellz
summfeengz deelishshuss wofteengz
in t3h kewl stillz ayr
Deelishshuss sentz amz
awll arowndz, butz cummeeng frum
Shynee Nom Nom Playss
Sebben Kittunz maykz
upz Teh Cheezburgr Snakk Pakk
andz dayz habz Hungreez
Beeg Lawng Chayr duz nawtz
sloaz dem daown. Grabbitte canz
wurkz inz dary fayvurr
Prittee Wun’z feetz amz
abowt 2 beez surrowndidd
bye Sawfft Wawrm Fuzzeez!
Jack.
*Clappity!*
**klappity klappity** Wun ov yur besst, Jack!
*clappity clappity* nominashun fer poetry prize, aifinkso
I dunno how u do it, Jack, but u awlwayz haz deh perfect werds!
I lubz deh “Scheezburgr Snakk Pakk”
Schmooo.
Make dat “Cheezburgr” I haz no idea wut a Scheezburgr iz! LOL!
I dunno how u do it, Jack, but u awlwayz haz deh perfect werds!
I lubz deh “cheezburgr Snakk Pakk”
Schmooo.
Dis iz mak meh feelz gud! Fankz!
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to HobieCat and Zaleigh an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and elebenty-layer cake, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif fortune cookies, catnip misees and slinkies. an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Aaaaah!
Li’l spike-y tails!
Squeeeeee!
ppsssttt – dere be noo Eva pikshures awn PK’s foster kitteh blog and awn mai profyle!
Skweeeee!!!!
Luks like her haz made herself at home wiff yew. Ai haz a happeetayle for yew and Eva teh Diva.
oooh dees kittehs haf gud nosis!! De cheezburger smelz iz maekin dem krazeez! De tum tum’s mus b filt! nom nom nom nom nom *breeth* nom nom nom
IZ TWO LATEZ FOR ME!
*splort!*
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer* *It b battree operated.* *Turnz it on adn deh braynez iz sukked up, kleened *adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.* *A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz* * is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand* *Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.* ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥ *flyz owt agin*
O tank u!
*cuddles up in blankee and purrs happily*
If there’s a video of this group, their marching song is ‘Cheezburgers in Paradize!’
JIMMY BUFFETT WIN!!!
*Ish a parrothead herself*
Oh noe……..Me too! *Splort*
dis teh junior cub scowts huntin club?
Kitteh Kat Celia, I nawt heer teh CCC. I feer we iz in trubble
*pulls up in his open-wheel race car*
Iz nawt CCC, butt (hehe) wii can imprvize….
*collects KKC’s and Grantski’s bwains into neat piles*
*sprays bwains with warm water to clean the dust off*
*paks bwains bak in the correct crainyum*
*tapes skull-bones with 200mph tape – red and bloo*
*pulls a CHRG/wdoi (drawrings of elolphants on them) on each hed*
*adds more tape to secure*
*loads KKC and Grantski in trailer, delivers them to Splort recobery lounge*
*covers each with a Cheezmap blanik*
Have some chocklolt milk and sordid pastrees, and think about taxes and gas prices so you don’t splort again….
Ooooo! taxez’n'gas pricez, DAT will do it!! LOL
=^!^=
Spred owt men, wii mus surrownd teh cheezburger an taik it bai supprize! Dere wil bee noms tonite!!
I say, this image was quite amusing. Shall we proceed to other photography of the humorous captioned feline sort?
Enjoy.
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/01/canst-thine-hath-milk-curd-and-minced-beef-sandwhich/
Uh, yeah, we’ll has a number billion wit eleventy cheezburgers, plzkthx?
~Splort~
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
Uh-oh…DR is down! Cawl deh CCC…whooo-eee! Whoooo-EEEEE…DR itz mii, OM! I know CRP, er, CPR & kin halp yu…Scrapy,scrapy up als deh branes, washy wif deh lavendar water, gentally putz bak als branez ina krainum, replaz floofy top, applz 100 footz exty-strengh duky-tape, applz coot chickyhatytingy wif racecarz print…”come wif OM 2 recubry room, and snugglz down in dis hanknit blanky, hab a cuppa camomile tea’n'krumpit..relax, doant tink abut noffink butt(!) wear yur retiermint monie went…ya! yer doin’ it gud. =^1^=
Thanx u, Other Mother. I safe nao!
Coem awn…hoo drawps a cheezburger between teh kushunzof a cowch?
itty bitty cheezburger hunting committee
Very cute cats! We love them!
YAY!!!!! The Kittehs are so cute! Lucky you! Funny caption.
Lez phan owt!
…REAR FLANK!!!…wait for IT!…
Iz da joonyur division, ai prezoom.
awesome!!! i love lolcats thay rock!!!!!!!!
this is supposed to be itteh bitteh special investigations commiteh!