Ya think? You may be overly optimistic about my desire to exercise.
but dont u wantz gunz liek me?
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Wanna tredmill. Den ai fink abowt it.
Congrats, PH Ai haz sebrul kynedz uv cukkeez, an lossa diffrunt tees fur ur sillibrayshuns.
Iz kustumerry fur tyed peeps tu surb refreshmints? **shrugs** Fanks! Ai lyke sebrul kynedz ov cukkeez, akshly awl kynedz uv cukkeez! **nom nom nom**
Iz yooshuel fur teh nawt sekund 2 be offurd drinkie and dansis – Ai can’t das, so offur cukkeez insted!
We cud doo the kitteh tower dans fur yoo! To teh Toon ov “The Bloo Dan Yoob Walz”
*sings am danses*
Clah-ah-ay-ming UP! Bat Bat! Bat Bat!
Clah-ah-ay-ming UP! Bat Bat! Bat Bat!
ju-uh-ump-ing DOWN! Bat Bat! Bat Bat!
Ju-uh-ump-ing DOWN! Bat Bat! Bat Bat!
Clah-ah-ay-ming UP! Bat Bat! Bat Bat!
Ju-uh-ump-ing DOWN! Bat Bat! Bat Bat!
Climbing uuuuuup! Claiming uuuuuuuP!
Jumping do-own, Jumping DOWN!
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Ai wil sing dis thing ina mai schleep. *saucer-eyes* Fanks you! Ewer mai herroinie.
Ai feal tyred juss lukin at it
Conga ratz anni!
“Give me a sports massage instead. Datz same as to playing sports, isn’t it? An sew musch less tiring!
Try it yerself.
Conga ratz carosue!
i aer inspired by your use 0 da tredmill and how you hang londry oniit.
**wunners if mary0 been in hur rum**
hee, i *knew* someone wood confess..
Atleast yur treadmill iz set up, I haz a exercise machine dat nebber biin owt uf da box.
Kitteh bii hangin himz kloths awn it soon.
Well, yur socks kaus kitteh nawt haz kloths.
Kitteh haz a awl-seezinz lolmas tree!
Mebee…iffs u maed teh balls into mini cheezburgers…
yesh, wer R teh cheezburgrs?
Teh cheezburgers aer inside teh fings on string. Claw tehm off teh tree adn rip tehm open. Yu can trust me, can’t you?
Savannah Fluffanella saw this and said “WANT!!!”
Jus becoz YOU need to ecksursize more…
dat is teh coolest kitteh tree ai eber sawz! Iz lyke Cmas tree wif teh bulbs! Nawt fur teh older fluffeh kittehs tho … maybee fur teh babbehs wif all teh energeez.
Dat’s teh twee dey put in our room fur our kittehs wen we go to CA for a bisit. Very cool. Eben teh beeg kittehs liek it.
Muh teenager kittehs wud luv that tree. Ai hav nawt seen it at teh PetSmart storez here in CA. Wer did u fynd such a wunnerful fing?
I’ll hab to ask dem and get bak to you.
Purhapz a wee pinch oar 2 ob catnip wud halp wif kittehz attrapshun 2 teh exmerzine thingy!
(ohai Romeow,NS,3km,mary&PH!) Conga-ratz to u, PH fur deh nawt-sekund spot! =^1^=
Those xercize gadgets doan wurk.
I hab been lookin at mah sit up thingee fur a yeer, and mah stomach isn’t enny stronger.
Is ur eyesite any moar betterer?
I can do elebenty eyeball crunches.
I fink it habs also maed me a bettah prokrastinator, too.
Mebee dat sit up thingee in teh middle ov teh floor ain’t awl bad.
Hay, BTW, Romeow, some of ur gratest hits is now on teh Legendz & Lore page at teh Cheeztown Cryer. This includes when u was taking all teh burger orders and, er, um, a certain danse.
Oh mah gudness!!! I didn’t kno ov dis marvelous fing!
I’ve been going down teh memry lane eber sinse.
Fank yew fank yew to teh Cween ov Cheezland.
*whispers*
I seez dat ur a bit ov an instamagator in meny ov deeze fiascos, LCB.
*pretends to be too interested in speck of dirt on fingernail to hear*
needs more ‘nip!
Ai’m wid yu, Gammacat!
kitteh prefurrs “virtual eggsersize”
an sew dew ai
Of coarse. Nobuddy likes flabby eyeballs.
*blink blink*
*flappity flappity*
Darn-it!
flappy eyeballs! now ai has sumfing else to wurre about!
Exercise!!1!???? Dey gibs meh dat ebereeday. Tortcher!!1! Sind mai leddur 2 teh Presydunt Obama 2 stawp AWL tortcher!
RELEASE TEH DETAINEES AT KITMO!
Torcherz iz againist teh Feline Conbenshuns!
I no tortures kitteh, kittehz torture meh, by waking me up
at 3am by walking on me.
Beleeb lawts uv tortchers heer ware ai in! Ai gibbins fudfasting untel stawp! Dey fast between bekkfust, lunch, an dindin. RELEEB MEH! O TEH HUGH G MANATEE!
remembah kittehs,
to us,
waturbordin =
any watur!!!!
Ohai, KCTailkinker! Lubs ur naem. Is frum a buk?
O Hai KayKitteh! Niec 2 meechu! Mai nayme is KC for Kansas City and tailkinker is on a buk of Star Trek. Iz awl awlso on Kittehs, Sci Fi an happeetayles! Ai been owt foar a wile senc February….Lawng, lawng stoaree.
Tailkinker is smarts, strong, feistie wumon ins teh buk. Is gud naem, aifinkso!
Fanqq foar teh niec kindnessess. Ai doan knoes abowt smarts but feistie, yup, u gawt that rite, babes! Ai in Missery ware u?
Ai is in Ohai-o rite naow altho ai cum frum West-bai-CC-Virginia.
Kewl! Ai am Show Me in Missery and sum tiems Jayhawer stayte.
*pounces awn KCT* Hai! *snorglol schmoo hedbonk*
Hey, we has that verreh sayme scratchy/exercise-thingy at mah haus!
ohai, Gremlin! I lefted yu a messij nd anuvver swordfight on teh prebious lol.
I saw it! Wuz so sweet of yoo to say that. I wrote bak – and sayd I finkso is troo.
Mah huzbing is a verreh handsum man.
I duz nawt member if I ever toled teh bak storeh, but I wuz engaged to be marreed when I met Mr. G in a laundromat in August 1986. Wun look and – oh my – I wuz smitten! I wuz reeding Lolita and doing mah laundry, and this gorjus man wawked in and sed hello. Teh rest, as they say, is history.
He had me at hello.
I goes hoem to start mah weekend nao. So I wayves by for nao! Everybudy has a gud weekend! *wayves floofy orinj paw*
Haz a happy weekend, Gremlin! Plz to gib Mr G and Dexter my regardses.
O Hai gremlin!! Ai gabes mai kittehs fun stuffs liek exercize but……… Dey luk an say “U wawnt wut” Den dey rolled over and over and over………
Dexter used it a lot at furst. Nao, not so mush. At 14 munths and 16.5 pownds, he is a beeg boi! We throws kitteh treetz to git heem to run arownd.
Inky plais wif eberfing uv MIEN but u knoes….. Mai Mama neber gabe Katnip 2 Sunny an Sooty so Ai gabe sum. BBBAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAANNNNAAAAASSSSS!!!!1!! That wuz wen dey were 10 yeers old. Sooty eben NOES wen ai gonna get it!
Sooty hogs awl uv it an den Sunny an poar, poar Inky gets left to teh leftovers.
oh, mai Shadow noes when i get teh nip out of its speshul hiden plase! if’n i taek too long to gibs it to her, she yells at me, and reaches up herz pawsies to grabbit frum me!
/timez out fer a speshul messige
hai and tanks agin to AfriCat, Rattipuss, keykat, Cassidy, prysma-kitteh, D. R., noobeh, kvnsgrrl, caramelchef81 and the woobies, nativeca66, 3kittymomma, LOLDemon, kitkay, eeckthecat, bluesfan473, gremlin, and speshully moe who sended gud thots from all da way cross da oshuns!
Shadow needs a noperashun fer herz lungz, but acause of her lungz she can not has annas… ennas… pilz fer to makez her sleepy! So she iz hoem and we’z gonna seez what happenz nao. shez gots mekidations (she finks dey are teh pleh, but i squish dem up wif a shrimpz an she doesnt complane dat much!) an speshul foodz, an de veternereens say iz up to her how long she waitzes for to go to da bridj, so please, please, please, please keepz her in your thoutses and praiers so that i can keepz her in my arms?!
we nao returnz yu to yer regulerly skeduled lolz
{{{minerva99 and shadow}}}
{{minerva99}} and gentle hedbonks from mai Shadow kitteh tew yours.
O Mai and Lub to u and Shadow. {{{{{{{{{{{minnerva99 & shadow}}}}}}}}}} Ai wil sind awl mai fots and prayers so u can keep her in yur arms!!!! Beems of lub and prayers to u and shadow.
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ohai minerva ai wuz jus finkin uv u teh uvver dai an wunderinin if u an Shadow wer doin okai. Aiz glad tu gno she is at howm wif u an gettin teh shrimps. She has teh gud fuds an her mama so she haz a beeg happii, aifinkso. {{{minerva & shadow}}}
{{{minerva99 an Shadow}}} Yu both bii in mine thots an gud wishes prayer.
Chizel and ai keeps finkin ob u in ou thoutses.
he, he, he!
i bawted shadow one of dees playfings, and she preferred da bocks!! she skritchez on da ropey partz (acause dey feel nice undr da clawsies) but she preferrs da bocks for all de ofer ackstiv… axtifi… stufs ta do!
typical kitteh! mai kittehs favurit toi is a paper bag!
oh hai, gammacat!
yep, da paperz iz da bestest tois! even betta dan teh bag isself is teh bag awl crumpled and squishy!!
Ai wantz a Nerdictrak. Kittehs desurv no less.
Besides I ar in shaype, I gets plenty of eggsercize chasing mousies an bugs.
Rownd iz a shaype, aifinkso yesh!
Iz U cawling me fat?
Nawt fat, floofy!
is dat like chubby?
Moar like huskee.
ohai, shmoos and hedbonks all arounds! ai has some essitementing news! Mai new kitteh has come home! ai has updated my blog for hims, so iffen u go visa teh cheeze town cryer, you cans sees pixtures of mai new cat Chizel. hims sooo cutes!
*happeh danse*
I go luk nao!
**Red comes in**
Ohai, frenz! Ladees, I has sum berry innerestin informayshuns foar u: Teh fyremens iz owt dis week-end! Dey is taykin donayshuns foar sumfin-oar-uthur.
I gots teh feline I be drivin ALOT dis week-end!
*swoons at desk*
Woot, woot. Were dey bii? Wen dey gonna bii der? Kan wii stick dollar bills in dere waist band?
*Runs tu find awl mine single dollar bills*
so………ya have a stash of single dollar bills…………one ponders…….
.
.
(oooh…….dots)
Yes, dere awl single. I tried tu git them tu mate an make moore dollar bills, but (snerk) they seem tu be sellibate.
Dan, jes cuz dat’s how u gotted urz nawt meen dat’s how EVERBODEE gotted deres!
I dunno. I saw dem in Frankfort dis afturnoon, at teh innersekshuns.
Mebbe dey be in ur town too?
*Hopes, hopes, hopes* I gathered awl mine dollar bills, um, fur donations uf kourse. * Wunners iffin I kan git wun tu danse fur dollars*
Ifn dey nawt in ur town, I will tayk u to Frankfort ifn u wanna. Wii can crooz in my noo car!
speaking of eye candy, i.e gud luking menz, didz anyone else catch
the marathon of the Band of Brothers on the history channel last weekend?
I saw a cupplol episodes, menz is uniformz
:drool
obcourse, I wuz only watching fur deh history
**nodsnodsnods**
Yah, rite.
Uf kourse yu were two_kittehs, uf kourse yu were.
Easy company wuz sure easy on the eyes
and as a part of the 101st airborne, historically important
wuz berry ejumakashunal
**nods**
Doan U meen U was watchin his story?
Mah kitteh haz a similer kitteh tree-toy. She haz teh same attitude aboot xrcize too.
My kittehs have dat same tree thingy!
nope. ur shoolazez an purse-strap stil moar fun.
yep!!! ebery day, mai Shadow comez to sabes me frum teh shoolazez! she seez dem tri tu capsture mai feetzez, an she grabbs dem and setz me freeh!
(den i habs to tai dem agin, and she freehz dem agin…)
a dear friend of mine had a cat, Leonard, that had an unholy attraction to shoelaces. He would bite them in twain. I wear speed-laced trooper boots. Leonard bit the laces down near the bottom. So, when I laced them up the next day I ended up givin’ myself a black eye when the bitten lace gave way.
.
The cat made himself rreeeaaaall scarce for the rest of the day……go figure.
Mah kitteh haz ezakt same kitteh tree. He tored it to peeses! He lubs it soooooooo much.
Oh! Tat is the same toy as Sparta aka TheMeanKitty haz!
Papia wantz this to play on! Where can Iz get it?
but acause of her lungz she can not has annas… ennas… pilz fer to makez her sleepy! So she iz hoem and we’z gonna seez what happenz nao. shez gots mekidations (she finks dey are teh pleh, but i squish dem up wif a shrimpz an she doesnt complane dat much!) an speshul foodz, an de veternereens say iz up to her how long she waitzes for to go to da bridj, so please, please, please, please keepz her in i just found this amazing website, it has all kind of businesses from a cleaning companies to estate agents to banksyour thoutses and praiers so that i can keepz her in my arms?
this is so funny….lol