Comments on: leaving without me?

By: the awsome one

the awsome one — Sun, 31 May 2009 20:21:29 +0000

my parents always leave me

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 29 May 2009 09:32:46 +0000

And the Max the Driving Dog answered, “Why, I’m going to the car wash, ImeanTUNASTORE!! Yah, yah! The TUNA store!” and snickered evilly to himself…

“You just stay up there, Muffy, and we’re gonna drive into this little tunnel! And then they’re gonna bring you free tuna! Lot’s and lots of…Rainbow Trout! Yeah! You’re gonna love it!”

But we all know this is Hogwash, because after all, NOBODY gives away free tuna.

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Fri, 29 May 2009 00:16:12 +0000

manee yeers ago ai werked fer a groomer – dere wuz a man hoo brot hiz 2 Samoyeds in wunce a yeer. dey libbed owtsyde, chayned tew teh goggiehowses under a pine tree. he nebber brushed dem, and he wuldn’t let dem be shaved…he wanted dem brushed and bathed. Nawt kiddin – dose goggies wuz grey, nawt wite, and dey had liddlol pine tree branches buried in dere furs! wen wii wuz dun – dey wuz sew wite and fluffee and beayutimuss! it tooked AWL dai, and dere wuz wite hayrs eberywere, butt ai bet teh goggies felt bedder, fer a liddlol wiles newai.

By: Scooter P.

Scooter P. — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:57:06 +0000

Dats wun uv mah favs!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:53:59 +0000

Donut try to play innosent wif me! I kno beddur den dat.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:53:01 +0000

*giggles*

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:51:12 +0000

*acts nonshallont*
why no, no, why wud I do that?

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:49:40 +0000

we haz can wipkreme wen we can haz Leeza heer wif skwirlz? Iz a pair ub dokz?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:48:39 +0000

I finkso hur has spyin-skwirlols eberyware! No sooner den I gotted to teh hotel at my bakayshun, I saw skwirlol in teh parkin lot!

U spyin awn me Skwirlee?

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:45:43 +0000

Hoep it nawt Ur relatib dat wuz teezing mai goggies tudai. Him wuz jumpin bak an forf frum tree tu tree ober teh kennul. Him missed teh branch teh last tiem him tried.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:39:24 +0000

Can wii say “Reddi Whip”?

By: jd

jd — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:35:11 +0000

Sew….. yo’re a fan ob Rolf Harris?

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:34:58 +0000

a “can” of whippy cream?
*confoosed*

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:34:29 +0000

Yep, I knowz dat feelin! {{rhsb}} Well, checkz in wif us wen yu kan, I realli need tu git up an do sumfing round heer tu.

By: jd

jd — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:33:46 +0000

Heh! Sumwun else noes dis!

By: missy

missy — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:31:59 +0000

Ooooh egg sellent! Dat and den teh Bay Sitee Lollers next!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:27:15 +0000

Yabbut, I haz been lettin it go foar kwite a whiel alreddy.

Depreshun sux in so menny wayz. It sux ur happy-niss, it sux ur enerjees, it sux ur will to get beddur…

So far, 2day nawt a reel bad wun, so I thot I mite oughta “mayk hay whiel teh sun shinez”.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:24:39 +0000

U mite has to ifn I get frowed outta dis wun…

BTW, I mite be moovin laytur dis yeer. Yay!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:24:15 +0000

Aww, let da kleenin go, yu kan stay an plai wif friends witch iz much moore fun!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:23:19 +0000

Whoo Meh? Ai nawt haz tu shaer teh haws wif you todai oar tomorrow.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:21:59 +0000

Awl dat caffeen? Oh, my.

U nevver seen me jacked up awn teh caffeen, has yoo?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:21:04 +0000

**grabs can of whippee creem an sprayz it direcklee in2 hur mouf**

**Now, hur luuks lyk hur haz teh ray-beez**

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:20:24 +0000

* handz rhsb teh 12 pak uf jolt cola, teh eggstra larj triplol espresso, adn teh chokklit cubbured kawfee beens *

Dat shuld halp.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:18:18 +0000

{{{P-K}}}

Wuud U liek tu has sum caek in teh brake rum?

Ai maeded teh applol crumb caek, adn wii haz whippy creems tu go wif.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:17:48 +0000

Wud sumbodee plz to givin me sum enerjees to get up an do sum cleenin? My room iz teh mess.

**luuks arown room** Cluttur! Mayhem! Foolishiss!

By: Britney

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By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:06:21 +0000

Yu guis gno what a beerdid collee lukks lyk? (sorta lyk old english sheepgoggie)
Yu guis haz enny ideeya hao bad tehy can get matted?
Yu guis eber seen sumwun sheer a sheep?
Sweet-tempured beerdid collee farmgoggie, comed intu grooming class tuday.
Him tukkd FUREBER an we hadda praktikly shave him bald coz uv teh matts, tehy waz pulling hims skin an making it awl sore… an less nawt eben diskuss unner tail an unner, er, uvver areas! Pore goggie. Hims hyoomins shud gno bedderer, if yu gunna get a goggie lyk taht, yu gots tu lukk afturr! Him putted up wif soooo much, him waz fawling asleep awn hims feet by teh end. Which was haf an owr aftur class endid. Teechur sed we shud all go, but ai stayed tu halp.

Ai haz a tired, but teh goggie, him feel soooo much bedderer nao!!!
Ai hazza cold, tu, making me tired. So aifinkso ai problee gunna fawl asleep an nawt be online tunyte. eksept ai am online ryte nao. *luks confuzzled* Izzat a parrot-ox?

Ennyway, ai see yu tumorro! Lub yu!!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:03:39 +0000

Awww…..at leest SUMBODEE luvs me.

By: poohbear3931

poohbear3931 — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:03:17 +0000

Yay!

By: Troll E Troll

Troll E Troll — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:02:21 +0000

Ai sed yes tu Ur fren request yes, yes, yes.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:59:06 +0000

Oh, I kno dat walk well. Haz dunnit myself menny tiems befoar.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:56:43 +0000

*snerk* Oh, an wun I learned laytle, yu kannawt tayke off yur sweatpants wif yur shoes awn. Dat kauses tripping, falling an being stuck.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:56:36 +0000

I finkso dat’s whut mahm an dad shudda naymed me.

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:55:25 +0000

*giglol*
Ai hab doing dat 2!! Almoast nokked owt bofe frunt teefs!!! Tehy doan call me ‘Grays’ fur nuttin!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:50:55 +0000

Note to self: Sit down wen puttin pantz awn. I almoast fawled ovur!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:48:02 +0000

*snerk*
Saem goze fur In N Out… *wokking funnee*
kwik kwik–outta mai wae!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:41:40 +0000

I nawt met enniwun dey dew agree wif, butt (!) I du luv them. Sumtymes about ebberi 6 month.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:37:37 +0000

Yah, I wuz rokkin owt! U shudda seen me.

Teh radyo wuz blastin, I had my hares down an wuz car-dansin az best I cud whiel drivin.

Gud tymes.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:35:49 +0000

Um…..nawt egg-zacklee.

Altho, u do be wishin u wuz sumware eles….

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:34:33 +0000

Heer ya go, Eeck. Fancee bloo linkee Garsh, I feeling old...

By: jd

jd — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:33:36 +0000

Wat, yu fall into a parallel uniberse?

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:31:10 +0000

* snerk *
Yesh,ai wuld be crankin dat one,too !!

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:30:12 +0000

otay — i weel w-a-t-c-h and l-a-f-f

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:29:35 +0000

I jest luuked at ur profyle. U has teh same birfday az my mahm!

Oh, an I sended yoo a fren rekwest.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:28:45 +0000

Oh, an I fownded owt teh uthur day dat teh vawl-yoom nob goes to at leest 50!

“Ballroom Blitz” wuz awn teh radyo. I cud nawt halp myself.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:27:46 +0000

2009 Toyota Yaris S.

Iz 4 door, wif teh “sport” pakidj. Colur iz Pacific Blue Metallic. Purty!

Oh, an wii gettin 34 mpgs!

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:27:01 +0000

*Acceps floofy paw.* Fankie! Iz bin comminting bout tu weaks. Befoer taht waz lurker awile.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:25:30 +0000

You can’t trust a special like an old time copper
when you can’t find your way home.

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:25:23 +0000

Whut kind uv car did u end up gettin ???

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:24:10 +0000

I can haz the White Castlol chikkin sammiches?
Teh burgers downt “agree”wif me…