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Aifinknawt!
U WANTS tu go tu teh V.E.T? Ai iz taeking teh goggie tu get f-i-x-e-d.
Ohai, TET.
U nawt winned teh Powerball, did ya?
Ifn so, I wuz gonna apply to be ur noo best fren.
Red !!!!
** runs & pownces awn rhsb **
Ai herd teh trajic news uv u bein banned frum us while at werk….oh,teh huge manatee !!!
Ohai, Eeck.
Yesh, iz troo. Stoopy werk.
wuzzn’t meh. Ai nawt hit enny numburs.
Oh well.
I still be ur fren, tho, ifn u will has me.
Ai can has rhsb fur fren tu?
Ohai, KayKitteh.
Shur I be ur fren.
Iz yoo noob? Has wii meeted befoar? Ifn nawt, welcome to Cheezland. **extends floofy paw**
*Acceps floofy paw.* Fankie! Iz bin comminting bout tu weaks. Befoer taht waz lurker awile.
I jest luuked at ur profyle. U has teh same birfday az my mahm!
Oh, an I sended yoo a fren rekwest.
Ai sed yes tu Ur fren request yes, yes, yes.
Awww…..at leest SUMBODEE luvs me.
Wat did yu frow at dem?
otay — i weel w-a-t-c-h and l-a-f-f
Conga cats tu u!!!
Top of de brayd!
ai hab tee an crumpets for sillybrayshuns – is on de tablol ober deer – please tu be helping urself…
Aim of tu bed in de midnite sun – is full daylight outside!!! and its midnite!
i r awn ur kar, steelin ur wheels
to get me toona maybeh??? oar chikiin?? or boaf???
U can’t do dat – Ai nead u 2 lukk affer me
My old man said, “Follow the van, don’t dilly dally on the way!”
Off went the cart with the home packed in it,
I walked behind with me old cock linnet.
But I dillied and dallied, dallied and dillied,
Lost the van and don’t know where to roam.
You can’t trust a special like an old time copper
when you can’t find your way home.
Heh! Sumwun else noes dis!
Wher u goin wifout mii?
ok, but pik me up a cheezburgr at teh drive thru.
Dun wurree, ai wheel maek shore teh doggeh donut get owt… HONEST!
How’m I shure? Well, I wowld goggie abowt teh bone buried in teh heep on quick-drying cement. Goggie’s tayl waz still stikking owt when the cement dried.
U wull bee in BIG trubble…
U noes u iz nawt supposed to dribe…
heer,let me behind teh wheel !!
Hay! U nawt drivin my noo car!
Hurz nawt gots 2500 milez yet.
Whut kind uv car did u end up gettin ???
2009 Toyota Yaris S.
Iz 4 door, wif teh “sport” pakidj. Colur iz Pacific Blue Metallic. Purty!
Oh, an wii gettin 34 mpgs!
Oh, an I fownded owt teh uthur day dat teh vawl-yoom nob goes to at leest 50!
“Ballroom Blitz” wuz awn teh radyo. I cud nawt halp myself.
* snerk *
Yesh,ai wuld be crankin dat one,too !!
Heer ya go, Eeck. Fancee bloo linkee
Garsh, I feeling old…
Yah, I wuz rokkin owt! U shudda seen me.
Teh radyo wuz blastin, I had my hares down an wuz car-dansin az best I cud whiel drivin.
Gud tymes.
Yay!
Ooooh egg sellent! Dat and den teh Bay Sitee Lollers next!
Dats wun uv mah favs!
o wayt, ur nawt goein tew teh V.E.T. r u?
nebbermynd.
I kan come tu? Wii go git noms?
Yu wurn’t gonna get noms? *click* *sccccccching!!!!!* Yu see dis poyntee-end? It speeks tu me. It sez yu getting noms.
Okay, den…
Whyte Casstlols awl arown!
Datz funni, hubbi kat bringed home Whyte Casstlols da otter nite wen him had tu wurks layte. “The Crave” hits us boff sumtymes.
I lyks dem, but nawt lyk teh um……aftur-effecks so mutch.
Dey nawt cawl dem “Slydurs” foar nuffin!
Wat, yu fall into a parallel uniberse?
Um…..nawt egg-zacklee.
Altho, u do be wishin u wuz sumware eles….
*snerk*
Saem goze fur In N Out…
*wokking funnee*
kwik kwik–outta mai wae!
Oh, I kno dat walk well. Haz dunnit myself menny tiems befoar.
I can haz the White Castlol chikkin sammiches?
Teh burgers downt “agree”wif me…
I nawt met enniwun dey dew agree wif, butt (!) I du luv them. Sumtymes about ebberi 6 month.
go git noms an a movie?
Note to self: Sit down wen puttin pantz awn. I almoast fawled ovur!
*giglol*
Ai hab doing dat 2!! Almoast nokked owt bofe frunt teefs!!! Tehy doan call me ‘Grays’ fur nuttin!!
I finkso dat’s whut mahm an dad shudda naymed me.
*snerk* Oh, an wun I learned laytle, yu kannawt tayke off yur sweatpants wif yur shoes awn. Dat kauses tripping, falling an being stuck.
Yu guis gno what a beerdid collee lukks lyk? (sorta lyk old english sheepgoggie)
Yu guis haz enny ideeya hao bad tehy can get matted?
Yu guis eber seen sumwun sheer a sheep?
Sweet-tempured beerdid collee farmgoggie, comed intu grooming class tuday.
Him tukkd FUREBER an we hadda praktikly shave him bald coz uv teh matts, tehy waz pulling hims skin an making it awl sore… an less nawt eben diskuss unner tail an unner, er, uvver areas! Pore goggie. Hims hyoomins shud gno bedderer, if yu gunna get a goggie lyk taht, yu gots tu lukk afturr! Him putted up wif soooo much, him waz fawling asleep awn hims feet by teh end. Which was haf an owr aftur class endid. Teechur sed we shud all go, but ai stayed tu halp.
Ai haz a tired, but teh goggie, him feel soooo much bedderer nao!!!
Ai hazza cold, tu, making me tired. So aifinkso ai problee gunna fawl asleep an nawt be online tunyte. eksept ai am online ryte nao. *luks confuzzled* Izzat a parrot-ox?
Ennyway, ai see yu tumorro! Lub yu!!!!
{{{P-K}}}
Wuud U liek tu has sum caek in teh brake rum?
Ai maeded teh applol crumb caek, adn wii haz whippy creems tu go wif.
**grabs can of whippee creem an sprayz it direcklee in2 hur mouf**
**Now, hur luuks lyk hur haz teh ray-beez**
a “can” of whippy cream?
*confoosed*
Can wii say “Reddi Whip”?
we haz can wipkreme wen we can haz Leeza heer wif skwirlz? Iz a pair ub dokz?
Hoep it nawt Ur relatib dat wuz teezing mai goggies tudai. Him wuz jumpin bak an forf frum tree tu tree ober teh kennul. Him missed teh branch teh last tiem him tried.
I finkso hur has spyin-skwirlols eberyware! No sooner den I gotted to teh hotel at my bakayshun, I saw skwirlol in teh parkin lot!
U spyin awn me Skwirlee?
*acts nonshallont*
why no, no, why wud I do that?
Donut try to play innosent wif me! I kno beddur den dat.
manee yeers ago ai werked fer a groomer – dere wuz a man hoo brot hiz 2 Samoyeds in wunce a yeer. dey libbed owtsyde, chayned tew teh goggiehowses under a pine tree. he nebber brushed dem, and he wuldn’t let dem be shaved…he wanted dem brushed and bathed. Nawt kiddin – dose goggies wuz grey, nawt wite, and dey had liddlol pine tree branches buried in dere furs! wen wii wuz dun – dey wuz sew wite and fluffee and beayutimuss! it tooked AWL dai, and dere wuz wite hayrs eberywere, butt ai bet teh goggies felt bedder, fer a liddlol wiles newai.
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Sew….. yo’re a fan ob Rolf Harris?
*giggles*
Wud sumbodee plz to givin me sum enerjees to get up an do sum cleenin? My room iz teh mess.
**luuks arown room** Cluttur! Mayhem! Foolishiss!
* handz rhsb teh 12 pak uf jolt cola, teh eggstra larj triplol espresso, adn teh chokklit cubbured kawfee beens *
Dat shuld halp.
Awl dat caffeen? Oh, my.
U nevver seen me jacked up awn teh caffeen, has yoo?
Whoo Meh? Ai nawt haz tu shaer teh haws wif you todai oar tomorrow.
U mite has to ifn I get frowed outta dis wun…
BTW, I mite be moovin laytur dis yeer. Yay!
Aww, let da kleenin go, yu kan stay an plai wif friends witch iz much moore fun!
Yabbut, I haz been lettin it go foar kwite a whiel alreddy.
Depreshun sux in so menny wayz. It sux ur happy-niss, it sux ur enerjees, it sux ur will to get beddur…
So far, 2day nawt a reel bad wun, so I thot I mite oughta “mayk hay whiel teh sun shinez”.
Yep, I knowz dat feelin! {{rhsb}} Well, checkz in wif us wen yu kan, I realli need tu git up an do sumfing round heer tu.
And the Max the Driving Dog answered, “Why, I’m going to the car wash, ImeanTUNASTORE!! Yah, yah! The TUNA store!” and snickered evilly to himself…
“You just stay up there, Muffy, and we’re gonna drive into this little tunnel! And then they’re gonna bring you free tuna! Lot’s and lots of…Rainbow Trout! Yeah! You’re gonna love it!”
But we all know this is Hogwash, because after all, NOBODY gives away free tuna.
my parents always leave me