A CAT WALKS INTO A
A CAT WALKS INTO A BAR……
i hoep der r sum purdy ladeez in dis bar.
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OWCH!
Conga ratz awn the solo nawt-sekkund.
What U wantz foar noms adn drinks.
Lukkee will duz teh lap dansdans fur U.
Lessee….
I will has margajareetas, frozed, wif no saltz.
Noms? Chips an salsa!
Oh, an u nawt doin teh lap dansdansdans?
Lukkee wuz gettin teh spayr tyre. Him needz teh eggsursize.
In dat case, I shud be teh wun dansin!
**nekkid dansdansdans**
**Red shakes hur thang**
**Roks it lyk teh nawty witch of teh west** (Fankyoo Chad Kroeger)
Oops! Shud be *Nawty wikkid witch of teh west**
**luuks arown, seez emptee room**
Iz my dansin DAT bad?
What? Ai wuz putting teh bubblol stuffs in teh hawt tub.
Bubblol stuffs?
U got plans I need to be knowin abowt?
U nawt anserin my kweshtun, mistur.
Iz u havin privit partee? Am in inbited?
Hoo else?
**shrugs**
YAY RED!!!! Conga Rats awn yur nawt sekkund!!
Fankyoo, 3km.
the worst caption EVER!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into cat.
In Soviet russia, Vodka sells bartender. and cat eats dog. and oh hai im new
lol, in soviet russia cat eat you! or is that korea? morning all!
and gets hedache
**snerk**
Gud wun, amandakat!
how you doin rhsb?
Okay, I gess.
How u doin? U iz in VLC, rite?
Iz cheezburger nite?
ROFLMAO…. Hilarious guys…. Great caption, Great photo…
*bonk*
Orinj furz, pinkee noze, crossed Aies, oooh noooo….
**SPLORT**
Ai’z noo, buts
scrapz up West River rat’z brains
scoopz em back in hes heed
duckytapes em
wrapz him in cheezmap blankie an
lubs dis kitteh
Ai ahso sloww atta typin
berry well dun OM…………..
Oh noes, WRr be down!
**skoops up branes, rinses in nise sparklee wadders**
**PLOPS bak inna hed**
**replayses hed bones, WRAPWRAPWRAP wif dukky tayp**
**PLOPS awn noo CHRG**
**wraps him in floofy blankee, offurs bevridj an choklit**
Donut luuk at nuffun kyoot foar a whiel, until u is fully recubbered.
Fank gudnes fur a reel doctur!
Me? I nawt reel doktor! Nor do I playz wun awn tee-vee.
U did fien! WRr gotted dubblol save, so him shud heel wif a kwikness!
Ai shud heel?! Did U mix goggie braynes in wif mai braynes? Ratz heel abawt az gud az teh kittehs du.
**faispaw**
Heel=RECUBBER!
**whaps WRr upsyde teh hed**
Ai wush ai waz walken entew a bar.
Here, hav a drink, Ah’l by!
This is one of the funniest captions lately, I’d dare say.
kitteh says “I shudda had a V8″
He wudda seed it an gawn arownd, but dayr wuz dis cheezburgr…
teh kitteh sayd tew teh elolololofant
“wut a tuskee u habs dere! ai fink ai weel hab a bakrub onnit, fankyew!”
Wat is dis? Sum kina joek?
I bii embarassed tu say dis, butt I nawt gitted it at nawt sekkund.
I wuz waitin fur da punchlyne. *luks down in shame fur mine lameness*
Ai’d rudder walk intew a bar den bee dewin dis lawndree.
Yoo doin lawndreez?
**frows hur dirtee clothes at PH, cuvverin hur**
Heer! Plz to doing mien too.
Thanks!
**shakez owt ov pile ov lawndree** Ai’ll du it, duzzent maddur, ai kin dew fiftee lowds an tumarraw dere will be moar. Yu nose, yu wuddent hab sew mush lawndree if yu jist foldid yur close neetlee when yu strip dem awf tu dans.
**mom voice on** Trine dem awn fur too minnits duzzent makem dirtee. Yu kin yewz a towel moar den wunce. **mom voice off
**shakes hed**
Hay! I yooze towlols moar den wunse.
Oh, an I nawt mayk u do my lawndreez. I’m too pickee to let ennywun warsh my clothez butt me.
Ai dunno if yew cud bee moar pickee den me. Datz wai it taykes mee so long, aifinkso. An why ai hab a dryin rack teh size of a liddlol car. Sew minee fings cannawt go inna dryur! Butt here’s a deel, ai’ll wash and dry if yu irun. Ai HAYTE irunning.
IRNIN!?!?
Izznt dat wun of teh reezuns wii has teh YNGs?
Oyeah! Ai allwais git distraktid an furgit wai dey are heer! Hay yu lazee yngs! Git obur heer an du mai irunning!
Donut foarget to ware an apron, so nuffin getz aksidentlee burnded.
**gigglol**
Ai hazza beeg tired, ai iz gonna hit teh sak. Sense ai gottid hoam, ai hab cukked dindin, kleened up dishiz, spred grazz seeds, spred hay obur dat, talked tu naybur (hur fosturs goggies an wun of dem gottid a furebur hoam YAY), mayde up a menyew fur gradumatayshun partee, an dun free lowds ov laundree. Ai kin haz sleep nao?
Yah, I gess u has earnded it.
‘Nite, burdee.
U needz floofy blankee foar snugglolin?
Yesh yesh, pleezfankyu!
Hazza gud nite! Ai nawt lyk yu nawt bean on durin teh day.
*runs thru wifakwikness* Gud nite PH!
Dat mayks 2 uv us, cuz I nawt lyk it ethur.
Ohai an gudnite 3kittymomma! **hed spins**
*snikkers*
gud wun, red!
Wundur if ai cud put the pewtur in teh lawndree rum? At leest ai wuddint miss teh rinse cyclol.
Two possibilities :
One – Ouch
Two – Ecstasy!
is happee ‘OW’r ?
*snerk*
Daktari on a budget
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
… and teh bartender says: “No drinks for u. U’re alreddy in ur cups.”
*heddesk*
…You think he woulda seen it….
Boink!!
Funny!
sawree ebbreewun, tryin agin tew get avatar to werk
it werks!! it werks!!
Yay!
Ow! Mai brainium!
Wich wun? Ai’m seein dublol!
Limbo Rock. Kitteh ain’t doing it tew well.
Caretrollz evurywhar sez tehy hoapz kitteh is awl ryte. Thoze eyez doan luk lyke he feelz tu gud, tho. Hoap ai m knot teh ownlii wan caretrollin’!
ow!
Cat sez, “Fucking MEOW!!”
A kitteh walkz into a bar wit a fraug on hiz sholder an da bartender sez ‘Hey, he no lowed in dis bar,” and da fraug sez, “hey, he wit me.”
