Comments on: And this is why you

By: kroll

kroll — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:36:54 +0000

So cute cats. It seems they are hungry

By: dasd68

dasd68 — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:53:12 +0000

Feeding my cat before dinner will not stop her from staring my down for a bite of my dinner!

By: VeggieTart

VeggieTart — Sun, 31 May 2009 13:31:38 +0000

Even if I do feed teh cat before dinner, she always wants to know what I’m eating.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 30 May 2009 23:07:38 +0000

*After playin wif matches awl day,
*NC decides tew further hiz explorayshun ob fire*

Awr yew sure?

By: ?

Sat, 30 May 2009 22:56:14 +0000

that guy was asian!

By: mmmichelle

mmmichelle — Sat, 30 May 2009 13:37:06 +0000

No, your drumsticks look like giant chopsticks to me.

By: Cordelia

Cordelia — Fri, 29 May 2009 20:57:26 +0000

Do teh chopstix look more lyk drum stix to anywun else? =P

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 29 May 2009 20:10:51 +0000

Hooman shud bee dyin uv gilt!!!

By: VirtualRon

VirtualRon — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:39:50 +0000

My cat would require a vet visit….

By: mamagwyn

mamagwyn — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:00:45 +0000

Why you evil, evil thing! ONLY 21 pounds!! ROFLMAO !!!!! I can sympathize…we have one who’s on a diet. He’s down from 25 pounds (when we adopted him…) to ONLY(!!??) 16 pounds. Resents it, terribly! And as far as 4 kittehz watching and waiting (isn’t that a Moody Blues song??) picture us! WE HAVE 11 !!! And ALL except 2 are TERRIBLE beggers. As for the 2…one HATES people food…and the other is my 10 month old kitten, Mighty Mike. Mike doesn’t beg…he just reaches for the food and TAKES it!! (Got a surprise, a couple of times…he doesn’t LIKE carrots!) LOL!!!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:52:51 +0000

Fankoo fur tehlin mee!!!! Ai didnd no bout discCheeztown Cryer seckshun, ledalone dat ai waz on it!!!!

yeeHAH!!!

By: dopamine

dopamine — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:37:13 +0000

*nods*
*falls over becz can’t fink adn nod at saem time*

By: mmmichelle

mmmichelle — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:30:41 +0000

OMG is that bulgogi?! I’m on my way!

By: Rivahcat

Rivahcat — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:54:09 +0000

Datz why I feeds teh kittehs furst at mah houz!

Of course, dey begz later anywayz….

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:53:15 +0000

Yay JAJEH!! U iz imortalyzed in teh lore an legendz!

By: Aoife

Aoife — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:48:09 +0000

Yeppers, same here. Even after eating his dinner, my boy tried stealing my supper last night. Snuck a paw up from under the table and blindly felt around for something to grab. When that didn’t work, he made a desperate (and unsuccessful) lunge at my plate. Poor boy has wasted away to only 21 pounds, so he’s starvin’.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:03:08 +0000

JAJEH, did u knoes that this story, from a previous telling, is in teh Lore & Legendz section on teh Cheeztown Cryer? Lookie here: 5th one down

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:02:21 +0000

Mine kittehs sit rite beside me on flor an wait fur me gibdem sum. Bartee dohn jumpup, but Ben dus sumetimes when smells just too gud, and den ai sez “Why, Ben!” an he goze bak down.

By: dopamine

dopamine — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:00:11 +0000

Finkso aisle get Nom inated fur a Nacademy A’wad?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:57:25 +0000

Mai kitteh luk at me wid such ammirashun wen ai furst got him….hero wurship….till one day ai had sum ryse an he sez, “oh u habn dat! It muzbe gud! U so clebber an smart an ebreting!” Ai gibs him sum an his fayse fell an he nebber luk at me wit such hero-wurship agin! Gimme a sad, a lidle, but iz hard ta be onna pedystal, eben fur a kittey

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:54:57 +0000

Shoos r gud hidin playses! Dey wont tink tu luk der!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:53:52 +0000

*sigh*

*dials lolphone*Hello, Repo Piggeh? I has a job for u.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:53:43 +0000

Hair adds fiber.

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:52:32 +0000

*wyping cofee offa my screen* LOL

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:50:16 +0000

He wuz awn yesstidai fur a liddle wile – Aifink it wuz awn teh saem lol az teh plai.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:46:17 +0000

*hedbats LCB and runs away wif quote*

By: Igor

Igor — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:37:09 +0000

as in “ai’ve never seened her before; she’s no dopamine”?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:34:48 +0000

U guise know, doesn't u, that there is a hole catemagory for LBT Produckshuns on teh Cheeztown Cryer, doesn't u? I hasn't had a chance to add yesterday's yet, but here is teh others: LBT Produckshuns

By: deadinfrance

deadinfrance — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:34:03 +0000

yes they are well behaved-my kitty would be right in my face!

By: Igor

Igor — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:33:55 +0000

speekeekeeekeeking of wich, where is that lolpiggeh anyway? ai hasn’t seen him fer a long time.

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:33:27 +0000

oh, igor, yore so sweat.

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:32:34 +0000

inspired by one 0 da linkies i finkso i can has idea: change my naem to “dopamine”

By: Igor

Igor — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:31:40 +0000

oh, but (snerk) we has always knowed you was smrat.

By: ZOMFGCHEEZBURGAR

ZOMFGCHEEZBURGAR — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:30:55 +0000

wut u lookin at?

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:30:31 +0000

Why whut a gud kitteh! And so halpful!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:29:57 +0000

Ya dun good, Mary! It wuz just rite! Every jot and tittle! Two tendrils way, way up! Or, uh, two orinj paws way, way up!

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:27:45 +0000

whoa. i feel so smrat, now.

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:26:10 +0000

*proud look*
*ponders*
wade a doggone minuet dere…i finkso i bin diss”d

By: Fnark

Fnark — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:22:36 +0000

My kitteh iz funnee… hiz BERY curyous abowt teh hooman fud but hiz nawt like to eets it… nawt eben fishies and chikn. mebbe he tastes teh oilee dressin onna teh salad butt then he jest watches… closely…

By: Igor

Igor — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:22:01 +0000

ohai eberyboddy. Plz to forgiving the awf-topic post, but Prof. d'Beaker (the one who is mistaken for spam) asked me to pass this along. He wantz yew to noes that ICHC will soon be infff... intrilff.... sneeking into teh sine-tific literashure. Yep. And this is wut it might look like. . teh commint section of a science paper

By: cleaseltheweasel

cleaseltheweasel — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:16:44 +0000

Such well-behaved cats, these… mine would be face-first in whatever meat that is, even with me sitting right there.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:16:12 +0000

Did u read teh fine print when u borrowed it? U owes teh quote back plus interest in teh form of elebenty epigrams.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:14:18 +0000

hay! that was a borrowed quote, so it dint cost us ennything!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:09:15 +0000

Er, well, at ICHC LBT we cannot afford a actual firmament. We does has a old corkboard that we finded in teh trash outside of teh Goodwill, though. U can put a star on that wif a bended thumbtwack ifn’u like.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:07:00 +0000

yesh, it hurt for us too.
er, I mean, you wuz splendiferuss!!
{{{mary0}}}

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:05:12 +0000

** heddesk **

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:02:14 +0000

maybe da motto we can has is “We take mediokra adn tern it into Gumboes!”

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:00:51 +0000

*wonders when skwirrl grrl will notice herz naem got Miss Spelt in the review-show folks hate dat*

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:58:47 +0000

*snif snif* no kudoz for da in seed dental mew sik? ’twasn’t eezy ya no: like pulling teef

By: deadinfrance

deadinfrance — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:58:44 +0000

don’t be rude-offer to share!