And this is why you
And this is why you should always feed the cats before you have dinner!
wherz mah dinneh? i wantz it nao.
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Kittehz aer watshin u eet!
An waytin to powns iffn u lukk awai
I can has sum, pwease?
dontchu mean, ‘Please sir, can I has some more…. Oliver???
*Slaps head*
Of course! Um… ‘cept I dinna think that’s a line from Love Story. Unless Jenny says it…
Hangnail:
I disposed of Jenny…
she won’t be saying anything anymoar…
um, well then sorry Oliver! no ‘more’ for u!
ohai dirrector skwirrl
Ohai, mah noo star!
U was a, um, a shimmering, glowing star in the ICHC LBT firmament!
I cant wait to werk wif u again!
I aim to please, wuz fun to be a part of deh furrst ICHC Plai
mebbeh we shud has an encore purrformance
since our hero hadz to disappear an
Ops_Mama neber got to saiz herz lines
hm, well, we cud just cc and paste from yesterday.. I dunno if we cud convinse Maus to do a re-enactmint!
Ohai, yor famussnesses.
I just kaym to deliver these kuppla bookays of roses from yor appreshutiv audience. Yoo wunt I shood set them over here? *sets roses on tabul*
*sez hopefully* We had tawked at wun poynt abowt doing an ICHC lo-budget no-refund vershun of Princess Bryde sumday. . .
We has a good start here: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/28/funny-pictures-the-meaning-of-her-dreams-fluffy-was-unable-to-sleep/#comment-576105
We had a good start here
U guise know, doesn’t u, that there is a hole catemagory for LBT Produckshuns on teh Cheeztown Cryer, doesn’t u? I hasn’t had a chance to add yesterday’s yet, but here is teh others:
LBT Produckshuns
Ai’m having a hard time shaking that hangnail character as it is.
Nawt shur if ai want a repeet performance.
don’t bury yourself in the part…
I think you need to find a new
victimactor. I really don’t know the story: I’ve never seen thevomitous pile of garbagemovie.but but but…. that is wut ICHCLBNRT is all about!
taking sumthing mediokra, and elevating it to.. ART!
maybe da motto we can has is “We take mediokra adn tern it into Gumboes!”
** heddesk **
Er, well, at ICHC LBT we cannot afford a actual firmament. We does has a old corkboard that we finded in teh trash outside of teh Goodwill, though. U can put a star on that wif a bended thumbtwack ifn’ u like.
hay! that was a borrowed quote, so it dint cost us ennything!
Did u read teh fine print when u borrowed it? U owes teh quote back plus interest in teh form of elebenty epigrams.
*hedbats LCB and runs away wif quote*
*sigh*
*dials lolphone*Hello, Repo Piggeh? I has a job for u.
I guess I should review what
expiredtranspired yesterday…Sum uf teh joaks wuz lawng passed expirashun dait!
IMO, those are the best kind sometimes…
Yesh!
i give it two tendrills up, waaay up! will there be final editing and maybe a “director’s cut”? And which director gets the biggest cut SkrrlGrrl, prod user/director or Janet directortobeblamed? Adn will it go directly to TB, or will it be in the Aters near us soon?
But the most important thing is our target oddy ants: DKCH4.5K- did she enjoy hers birfday prezzie?
*wonders when skwirrl grrl will notice herz naem got Miss Spelt in the review-show folks hate dat*
Feed mii nawt secund!
Kittehs is waitin’ fer sum of dat fud to jump outta teh bowl aifinkso…
Ai taught ewe wer da bom in de plaaz, yeserdai. Ewe shood goed prufessanal.
Fanky op_sMama. Ackshooly, I is an amateur acter. My latest shoe will be Camelot this summer…
This is why I can’t sit at my dining room table to eat,
cuz this is exactly what I would be seeing.
Eggcept for the colors uv kittehs,uv corse…
Ai does!
Ai woodknot darz tu knot fed de kitteh furst.
Kittehs no need dem chpstikz!
Even if I feed them first, they still come nosing around to see if they can have some of what I have.
myne tew!
Yeppers, same here. Even after eating his dinner, my boy tried stealing my supper last night. Snuck a paw up from under the table and blindly felt around for something to grab. When that didn’t work, he made a desperate (and unsuccessful) lunge at my plate. Poor boy has wasted away to only 21 pounds, so he’s starvin’.
Why you evil, evil thing! ONLY 21 pounds!! ROFLMAO !!!!! I can sympathize…we have one who’s on a diet. He’s down from 25 pounds (when we adopted him…) to ONLY(!!??) 16 pounds. Resents it, terribly! And as far as 4 kittehz watching and waiting (isn’t that a Moody Blues song??) picture us! WE HAVE 11 !!! And ALL except 2 are TERRIBLE beggers. As for the 2…one HATES people food…and the other is my 10 month old kitten, Mighty Mike. Mike doesn’t beg…he just reaches for the food and TAKES it!! (Got a surprise, a couple of times…he doesn’t LIKE carrots!) LOL!!!
nom nom nom
We needs fuds,NOW
Well maybee if yew sealy chineez peepul dident eat foodz dat only wild savage beasts and animulz eatz.
Gud mornink, cheezpeeps! I just wanted to cormgratshulate everywun hoo wuz in yestiday’s low-budget no-refund ICHC theatre producshun of Love Story (aka Likely Story, etc.). It wer fabyooluss! I laffed and laffed, espeshully when Owr Dying Heroine threttened to pop sumbuddy in teh kisser! Teh hangnayl, teh part in teh hayr, teh maus, teh skwirrl, oh my! Aym still laffin!
Yoo guise at teh best!
Hangnail:
What…do I amuse you ??
Do you think I’m a clown ??
{{hangnayl}} Yes, mah deer. Yoo do amews meh. And no, I hate and fear clowns (as well as most peepul in annymal soots at theme parks); yoo ar nuthing lyke that. Well dun, well dun!
** takes off duck suit **
Um,well thank u berry much !!
** kicks duck suit owt uv site **
*snif snif*
no kudoz for da in seed dental mew sik? ’twasn’t eezy ya no: like pulling teef
yesh, it hurt for us too.
er, I mean, you wuz splendiferuss!!
{{{mary0}}}
*proud look*
*ponders*
wade a doggone minuet dere…i finkso i bin diss”d
Ya dun good, Mary! It wuz just rite! Every jot and tittle!
Two tendrils way, way up! Or, uh, two orinj paws way, way up!
Finkso aisle get Nom inated fur a Nacademy A’wad?
Kittehs want to do qualitee contrul.
Eff ai feedz mai guyz nawt-secun, dey regards mai fudz as dessurt!
ALL fuds belong to kittehs…first chapter in kitteh handbook.
Anudder ruhl iz – eff hoomin iz eetin it, muzbe gud! An eff iznt, juz spit out an insist on mohr.
Oh, subruhl – be shur to spiht out ware dey cant see it and tink u ate it
until dey find it inteh shoo.
Shoos r gud hidin playses! Dey wont tink tu luk der!
My kitteh iz funnee… hiz BERY curyous abowt teh hooman fud but hiz nawt like to eets it… nawt eben fishies and chikn. mebbe he tastes teh oilee dressin onna teh salad butt then he jest watches… closely…
Mai kitteh luk at me wid such ammirashun wen ai furst got him….hero wurship….till one day ai had sum ryse an he sez, “oh u habn dat! It muzbe gud! U so clebber an smart an ebreting!” Ai gibs him sum an his fayse fell an he nebber luk at me wit such hero-wurship agin! Gimme a sad, a lidle, but iz hard ta be onna pedystal, eben fur a kittey
JAJEH, did u knoes that this story, from a previous telling, is in teh Lore & Legendz section on teh Cheeztown Cryer?
Lookie here: 5th one down
Yay JAJEH!! U iz imortalyzed in teh lore an legendz!
Fankoo fur tehlin mee!!!! Ai didnd no bout discCheeztown Cryer seckshun, ledalone dat ai waz on it!!!!
yeeHAH!!!
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to SistertoBubba an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and Jerman Choklit cake, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif Boblol heded guiness piggeh action figures wif pull string, shinee necklaces and watr balluns (fild wif air ob corse). an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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*takez bloon and fillz wif water*
Now, whairz dat Donkee????
Ooops! fergottid mine mannerz!! Thank yew vakayshun burfday fairy!! u b dueing an egg salad job!!! Schmoooo!
guiness piggeh ackshun figgers! want! fank u VBF!!!!
*noms a hayuge peece uv fudjy caik* yummy!
Guiness Piggeh ackshun figures?
*puzzled*
Iznt that a contradikshun in terms?
Dat’s wat Ai thort, but wuz 2 purrlite 2 sai!
pull teh string an tehy taik teh weekweekweeked awf!
speekeekeeekeeking of wich, where is that lolpiggeh anyway? ai hasn’t seen him fer a long time.
He wuz awn yesstidai fur a liddle wile – Aifink it wuz awn teh saem lol az teh plai.
*wyping cofee offa my screen* LOL
Wadda partee! Wadda partee!!!!!
Happy Birfdai SizzertoBubba!!!!
Habin kittehs meenz nevur eeetin ahloan.
LOL!!!!
Sekkund kitteh frum rite: Yor chopstik skills appall me, hooman. And yoo is teh wun with opposable thumbz – hRmmph!
U shud let us test taht fer u. R’nt u llergik tew peenutz? Mite bee peenutz in dere. Weel let u kno.
Kitteh Nom Kwality Assurance Panel, at yor serviss, ma’am!
Nom Nom Kitteh har 2 assizt!
I tastes it! I FINK so!
don’t minz me hair n ur nom nom! Iz flozz!
Nom Nom Kitteh gives frre Flozz!
Why whut a gud kitteh! And so halpful!
Hair adds fiber.
Alweez helpfull!!!
don’t be rude-offer to share!
Such well-behaved cats, these… mine would be face-first in whatever meat that is, even with me sitting right there.
ohai eberyboddy. Plz to forgiving the awf-topic post, but Prof. d’Beaker (the one who is mistaken for spam) asked me to pass this along. He wantz yew to noes that ICHC will soon be infff… intrilff…. sneeking into teh sine-tific literashure. Yep. And this is wut it might look like.
.
teh commint section of a science paper
whoa. i feel so smrat, now.
oh, but (snerk) we has always knowed you was smrat.
oh, igor, yore so sweat.
inspired by one 0 da linkies i finkso i can has idea: change my naem to “dopamine”
as in “ai’ve never seened her before; she’s no dopamine”?
*nods*
*falls over becz can’t fink adn nod at saem time*
wut u lookin at?
yes they are well behaved-my kitty would be right in my face!
Mine kittehs sit rite beside me on flor an wait fur me gibdem sum. Bartee dohn jumpup, but Ben dus sumetimes when smells just too gud, and den ai sez “Why, Ben!” an he goze bak down.
Datz why I feeds teh kittehs furst at mah houz!
Of course, dey begz later anywayz….
OMG is that bulgogi?! I’m on my way!
My cat would require a vet visit….
Hooman shud bee dyin uv gilt!!!
Do teh chopstix look more lyk drum stix to anywun else? =P
No, your drumsticks look like giant chopsticks to me.
that guy was asian!
*After playin wif matches awl day,
*NC decides tew further hiz explorayshun ob fire*
Awr yew sure?
Even if I do feed teh cat before dinner, she always wants to know what I’m eating.
Feeding my cat before dinner will not stop her from staring my down for a bite of my dinner!
So cute cats. It seems they are hungry