
Invisible Bow & Arrow : Free Shooting apple off the dogs head: Free Missing the apple : Priceless
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Invisible Bow & Arrow : Free Shooting apple off the dogs head: Free Missing the apple : Priceless
Picture by: w.wei (Flickr) via Advanced Lol Builder. Caption by: Tarantino
whoopsie! sry ’bout that!
well, nawt rillee…!
BTW, what a great photo! yay for w.wei!
It makes me quiver.
Knocked me down with a feather.
zing went the strings 0 yr heart?
Ai am jest shot.
but whut’s yer poynt?
Nawt atall, atall, akshulii! OVERJOYD!!! *Duz happii danss*
con cat ulations, tessm! would you like sum applol cider to sell a braid?
oh fank yoo! can I put sum alka seltzr cold medisin innit?
wuhwoh. that dozen sound so good…would you like some 0 my home aid chikk’n soop i be cookin up in da 0spok’n kicchen? soup is good food (adn also good BOOM adn comik releef if you put da container in da mikrowaev wif da lid onnit) speeking 0 comik releeef, mebbee you could be entertam’d by a low budgie produkshn of, say, Teh Loan Ranger? [cue skwirrl grrl ...action]
ai cud use the chikkin soop, aifinkso, fankies.
but teh co-brayders prolly don’t want enny cold medisin! tye booteek, ennywun?
Peek-a-boo…
ICU (for da goggiee)
Gud wun!
Hoo cud Tell
willyum tell kitteh
aww beaten to its! can ai had Robin hus kitteh instead?
robin hud evens?
u want a byrd wif a hedcubber?
“Ai steals frum de rich and gifs to teh….erm….well rich be kittehs and poor be goggies, so ai keeps to mai self!”
♪ “hee steels frum teh poor,
an gibs to teh rich… stoopy b!” ♫
lolz! kitteh wants to surrounds himselfs wit thngs as pretty as he!
Puff uv Loxley takes d chzburgrs fm da rich and givbs to hmslf
*plays William Lol Overture*
Jinx, jk2kitteh! Buy me a appletoonie!
cultured, adj. someone who can hear the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
lmfao FTW, Tessm!
fanx! nawt originul butt (!) still funnee!
*fixfixfixes apploltoonee foar lcb*
heer iz a hoammayd wun, hoep it iz ok!
As long as u didn’t use GP’s recipe, is ok by me. kthxhic
*clears throat*
*finds sheet music from choir bag*
mi mi mi la la la
♪♫♫♪♫♪♪♪♫♪♫ ♪♫♫♪♫♪♪♪♫♪♫ ♪♫♫♪♫♪♪♪♫♪♫
Bum badabum badabum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum badabum badabum badabum badabum badabum bum bum bum badabum bum bum buh… muh!
thanks to Gioacchimo Rossini and Julie Eschliman
badabum badabum
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=9351468
sorry… I just have to share this one…
)
(we sing it in my choir – but not quite this good
OMG, if ai were in that choir… QUEL earwurm!!!
diskovering grabbity, too
William Tell Newton cat multitasking @ its best
Rite betwene teh aies!
Goggie awl gone.
A clean release!
Willyum Tell kitteh kree-eights Steev Martun goggie.
It’s Cutepid!
*falls in lubs wif kitteh*
Teh cyoot is rite awn targit!
It hit me rite between teh eyes.
piks up LCB frum flour, putz awn fainting cowch…tehn sprays wif Maus’ selzer watters to waiks from swoon…gifs towel to dri orf wif***removes stolen shiney fings frum LCB’s pocket*** an gifs martoonie & choklit possim for noms.
*unfaints*
Wait, whut was teh fifth thing u said?
*refaints*
musssstttt….. weeeerrr ….. CHRG….
*skampers in*
*puts elebenty meters of eggstra ducky taep with applols on round Jk2ks CHRGs*
*snaps on an udder 5 CHRGs*
*skampers back out*
Yew haz bootiful gween ize…..
yes, dat is wun kyoot kitteh!
*falls in lub wif green eyes*
look in tew mai eyes, luk in tew mai eyes…nawt around teh eyes…and ur under *snaps fingers/claws* wen ai sai, u will gives me ur wallet….
*stares at zelkina all glassy-eyed*
*repeats* u will gives me ur wallet…
*takes zelkina’s wallet, runsawayfast*
:O wait…..dats nawt supposed tew happen! *runs after LCB….runns outta breff and falls on her face* Stop dat feif! Willyum Tell kitteh, do sumfings!
Zelkina, did yoo git yor gnu kitteh yet? Wuzzint today teh day yoo is gitting a gnu kitteh? Do tell, do tell!
wadda grate pixure! butt (!) eggactlee haow bahd duz bein hit bya inbisible arrow hurtz? *Putz Billee Mays in frunt uv targit tew fynd owt*
Grayte pikshur butt kittehs doan yoose apples 2shoot. Dey yoose toona cap!
Derre cummin bak to tayke meh away and I just gawt heer! *claws grabbin the carpet* HALP! The onliest time Ai gits to “free” tiem is 6pm or later but them they try to put me in bed at 7pm. Run! Hied!
Noooo!!!! Tehy bee taikin our KCT!!!!
Nooo!!! *grabs KCT and hides her unner teh tablol*
nothing tew see here!
*tries to whislte casually*
♪ “They’re coming to take me away, ha ha, they’re coming to take me away!” ♫
:8
OOps…my failed emoticons…lemme show you them!
NO MORE “PRICELESS” JOKES.
SHEESH it is dumb and old.
Yoo aer obveeusly yung–tew yung to apreeshiate teh cumfurt ob owld joaks. Wee lyke tew bemember ann laff att fings. Nuffin rong wiff beein owld!
Dis luks laek my first vyoo of BlooMax in teh mornin. Messij: BREKFUST NOW!!!
Ah, a perfekt opportunity to post a linky to a fayvrit Legolas video!
*epic swoon*
*puts swooning couch out, with soft blankees and pillos onnit*
*gentlee putz BF awn teh swoonin cowch* Dere dere, trai tu fink ov trollz an fings ifn yur goin tu swoon agin.
BTW, az a lawng thyme reedur ov te LOTR buks, dere wur a few fings in teh moobie ai didn laik, butt (!) teh elves all lukked laik ELVES! Dats wut elves shud luk laik, o yesh!
I lubs teh elf. Sekrutly I wishes to be Arwen. Yoo noes that neklace she wayrs in teh movie? I has always wunted wun of those. Teh Evenstar . . .
inn teh buuks teh Ents r sum uv mai fav karakters, tehy luuked gud in teh moovie butt gott shortchainged fer skreen tyme.
*swoon*
*faynt voyce frum teh flore*
Wut gremlin sed. . . . .
*puts blankees and sawft pillos under J4K*
*weeklee*
Thanks, deer SIP!
Altho ai’ve scene teh moovies, sumhao, awl that heroic Elvisness in wun plaice – tuk mee bai surprise!
Hi Gremlin!
me too… even just a copy… ai noes they kan be gottid from de intertubes…
Arwen’s pendant
crosses feengers taht wurked
a bit pricee but bery pritty
BEDEEPB’DEEP…—…B’DEEPB’DEEEP…—…BEDEEPB’DEEP…—…
We interrup’t dis moobie with just breaking nooos:
President O’Bama, in a sound byte jest broadkast on NPR (no, i’m not makingdisup), ordur’d a CHEEEZBRGR with KETCHUP adn PICKLOLS. Anne Annonymuss unconfirm’d source was kwot’d as sayink the Prezzie aslo ordur’d one for a repoarter. No reports 0 bribery to sed reporter were connect’d.
that is all… we now return you to yr reguLoly skedul’d Lols and youtuubs 0 cute elves….oooo pointy ears….
And let me toss this wun in. Pirates of teh Caribbean, fight for teh Key:
And just wun moar.
Hoo kin resist?
Inigo Montoya fites teh Man in Blak, from Princess Bride:
Okay, dat duz it! If I evver gets married agin, there will definitely be a swordfite az part ov teh ceremony. Dere iz nufing more exciting than a swordfiting man.
ND oh, Gremlin, ebben tho yu puts up awl dese handsum heroes, yur own handsum hero iz teh hansumest ov all!
Oh booklion!!! WAHT a swiet thing to say!!
Hao sweet! And hao true! I am indeed a lukky gurl.
I had postinged a response to yoo befoar this wun but it looks lyke itz awayting moderayshun for sum reesun. So I sez it agin!
Got ene moar??? Ai dont think enewun can resist!!Ai dont think enewun eben wants to TRAI to resist!!
Anuvver swordfight!
Woo hoo! Nao dats a sword-fite!!!
antonio banderas…. *swoon*
Wun of mah awl-tyme fayvrits! Thx, booklion!
ai tri dis fer nawt-sekkond tyme, hoap it wurks!
heroic squirrel
O mai!! it wurked! ai uzulee hazza stoopy bowt dewin fings lyke dis, fank u Cheeztown Cryer instrukshuns!!
It DID werk!!
An it iz wunderful.
An nao. . .maybee there iz hoep fur mee??? Maybe ai can do it too? Yoo hav given me curaj, bf473!!
yesh! it wuz eezy peezy! ai keeped teh CTC instrukshun paige open awn mai toolie bar sew ai cud keep referin tew it az ai typed butt wuz nawt hard atawl!
ai luff teh luuk awn goggies faice in teh last pixure…lyke, “dood, wat just happined??!!”
Dat maded mii giggle! Da goggie iz gowin “Wat teh H*** jus happin tu mii?” Bet him nawt git near skquirll agin.
Hee hee! Lyfe lessun lerned: Nebber mess wiv a mommy wit bebbeh!!!
That is priceless!
Finally, an ICHC photo with depth of field.
but it’s invisible, so why’s it priceless?
100th comment!!! Whoot!
there are some things money cant buy for everything else theirs master card