
you have to go again? I just got comfortable.
but u needz 2 answer mah riddel.
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you have to go again? I just got comfortable.
but u needz 2 answer mah riddel.
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littr bocks iz ovvr dere…
YAY, jk2k yu leads da tawp an iz da solo nawt sekkund!! Wat wuld yu lyke fur sa sillybrashins?
ohai, ai’ll hab a marjeeguhreetuh an cheeps wif salsuh! enuff foar ebberywun!
*Brings in biiiggg tray assorted margeretaz, wif lotsa chips an salsas in a varieti uf flavas an spicyinesses* Plenty fur ebberywuns, come wun, come awl cheezfriends an sillybrate jk2k’s nawt sekkeund wyle da conga rats danses in der finest frocks.
Wutta nyce sillybrayshun! Conga rats jk2kitteh! Ai kin haz too margerataz, wun furr eech hand? Sew ai kin dubblol towst jk2kitteh?
*hanz tew glassus tew PH*
heer ya goe, chayrs!
Ofankees! Chayrs tu yu! **klinkee glasses wif jk2k, wif boff hanz**
Con-cat-shoe-laces jk2k!
Butter mak it sumting salty zoz u retains watters. Here hab a pretzel. Wif moutard ob coarse.
Qwit drinkin beer an yu nawt haz tu go soo much.
Wai u puts rug awn it if nawt fur making bed?
Iz foar…nebber mind, dat nawt teh good mentul immij.
Ai can haz sum brayne bleech plsthx
I betcha lots a peeps gonna knead a gud brayne-warshing rite aboot naow. Zo deres da warshing mashine an a big industrea sized jug a bleech. Jus hap yersef.
Pleez tu chek ur mentul warshin instrukshunz. Doe nawt uz hot wadder or poor bleech directlee on brayne as eet mae caus colour tu goe wae.
{{{{TrollETroll/WRR}}}}
How u b? I haz missinged u!!!
Ohai mj. Ai iz gud. Mai truk is fixed…had teh borked transmushun. Naow mai innurwebs is borked at hoem. Ai haz teh noo wun ordured but it nawt can use teh dial up so ai haz tu wait until teh haws is dun to use it.
Red adn teh T.E.T is maeking teh noo business down by teh NB. But bof haz teh IRL ishoos so iz slo building…Teh rabbid weezlolz want maor Noms so dem nawt wurking.
I b glad ur truk b running….. Wen duz deh howse b dun?? Shud go faster now dat wintur b obber.
If ai can find where teh lectishun adn teh plumber is hiding it will go fastur. Dem was sposed tu be dun 6 wks ago. Dem showed up wun time nawt seed dem agin. Aifinkso ai need tu go get rhsb adn let hur show dem hur pointee ends.
**pokes hed owt cuz hur hurd hur nayme**
MY poynty enz? Why mien? Urs nawt werkin?
Ai noze U wuud haz fun uzin urs. U nawt want teh rode trip?
iz niec adn hawt heer. ober hundrid foar 3 daze. no raynes
So, now u iz teh branes an I’m teh brawn?
Sumfin nawt rite abowt dis…
Beeootee an teh beest?
Yah, an I’m teh beest.
Adn teh beeootee nawt sekkund.
U needz to get ur eies czeched, my fren.
U neber seed mai pikchur
Wail, onlee u kan fixin dat.
Beesydez, how u kno dat teh pikshur of me being reelee me, oar nawt a berry owld pikshur?
BTW, rhsb, I know wat yu luk lyke an yu is da pretty! Why yu think yu nawt? Beest iz nowear in yur resume.
**beek bonks poked owt hed** Himz a rat, him nawt got long pointee endz lyke yu!
1 wurd:
de pends
aww… dis looks like muh Tigger! ‘sept my Tiggens haz “ginger snaps” on his cheekies. so kyoot!
I is da kween an I iz on da throne.
Go suwares else, or else.
Da throen, dud one keykat.
Ah, shucks, twernt nuthin.
Excuse me, I have to gooooO!!!
Ur turnz to goes in box. See if flat goggie cann holdz papur for u thair.
Gone to pot ya have
Prittee Wun awllwayz
leebz t3h seetz daown. Datz wye dayrz
flooffee wawrmz cubburr!
Prittee Wun awllso
habz deep, kewl, smoov andz shynee
seenk 4 Kitteh Napz
Flooffee Tukkz Kiiteh
duzzn’tz moob 4 enneewun.
Musst beez impoartuntz!
Jack.
***klappitty klappitty** Grayte az yewzyule, Jack!
Mai dotter haz sayme attytude dis kitteh duz. Mebbeh datz why ai hazza goggie? Too ‘awl bowt mee’ attytudes inna haus iz too two minee!
we haz goggies tu gib us bigger self-esteems, an kittehs tu maek shur it nawt get tu big.
Anom, mai fren. Mebbeh datz why a felted moar balanced wen ai had boff. Hao yu iz?
Ai iz mostlee gud. Stoopy annoying hedcold making me hazza sleepy, nawt lukking forwurd tu test nawt-sekkund fing inna moarning an grooming lab after. *shrug* Haoeber, ryte nao ai eeting late supper (burgers) an watching Cory chase-pownse-bunnehkick a string ai dragging arown foar him, which be too cyoot fur wurds, so awl iz awsum ryte nao.
Hao yu be?
Ai iz otay. Aifinkso pollen iz macon me stuffy, ai donut rellee feal bad but berry stuffee hed. An tired. Ai haz bean habbin weerd fing last fyew week week weeks, ai wayke up at 2:20 eberree nite, onna dot, (onlee wun dot) an cannawt go back tu sleep.
Cory sew kyoot
AN odder den mai commints gettin addid two soon, ai iz fine! Gud luk on yur test tewmarra!
Fanks.
Ai gotted 102% awn mai Pet Helf test ai hadda worried abowt… but teh wun tumorro be awn labratoree stuffs an ai hazza less confidint. But we’ll see!
102%! YAY furr yu! Yule dew grayte twomarra!
Yu nawt haz ennyfing else weerd happning, iz yu? No mood chanjis oar ennyfing?
Iz terrbul time uv yeer fur allurjees an fings. {{{{{PH}}}}}
Whale, mai dotter iz gradumating innna week, an ai’m trine tu plan teh partee, so datz a liddlol stressful. An mai huzbin an ai nawt gettin awlong, butt datz unfourtyewnutlee narmal, sew, ai gess ai mite bee a liddlol moar b-wordy den yewzal, but nuffin else.
Um… ai gno frum speeriense… “early morning awakening” bees a symptum uv depreshuns. So be irritabilitee. Ai nawt sez yu be depresst oar ennyfing, but plz tu lukk aftur yurself, otay? {{{{{{{{{{{PH}}}}}}}}}}}}
PeeEss, ai traid tu leeb yu a messij in profyle, an finded we nawt be frendz!!!!!!!!! Ai maked frend rewkest, otay?
**bottum beek drawpz** We nawt frendz? Hao diz happin? Call teh cheezes! Call the paleeciz! Call teh fyremins!
Ai gno!!!!! *klings tu PH titelee* Cawl teh Mountees! Cawl teh armee! Cawl teh aerobiks instruktors!!!!!!
**hazzta sit down** Dis bee teh sirius, if we hab tu cawl teh aerobiks insturktors. **taykes deep breffs, putz hed between knees** Wayte, do ai hab knees?
Ai donut gno if parrots haz knees oar nawt… *lukks puzzuled*
But aifinkso iz seryu, yesyes!!!! Breev slo an deep. Hmm, chokklit wurks foar splort recobree, mebbe it halp wif tihs? *offurs choklit-cobered parrot-seeds*
Nom! Nom nom nom! Yu lyke sum? Dey zi teh yummy, an DU wurk fur faynteeniss. Ai feel awl beddur! Fank you!
Yew rang?
Oh hai, phat cat! Nice to see u again! Have nawt scene u in a while.
ohai p-k and ph – sorree to innerup but ai heers teh depwesshin wurd, nd ai noes baot teh depwesshin. ai iz gonna dr tinycat tewmoro nd afinsko ai haz teh vairy bad a-knee-me-er nd orlso possblee teh coeliac dizeeze. so ai goes git blud test. Parently teh akneemeer nd teh coeliac can leed to depwesshin, wich ai haz ennywaes so tehy maeks it wurser. Pleh pleh pleh – butt (snikr) tehy is boaf treetabil. Normil servis resoomes – along wib a ‘git yore iron lebels chekkid plzkthx’ messij
**Floofy whyte kitteh walks slowlee int2 teh room an promptlee crawlz unner teh bed**
Iz been wunna “dem” dayz.
**grabs floofy whyte tayle wif beek an pulls owt frum unner bed**
Ai habbin wunna dem tu, dere’s margareetas upfred, kome sit onna barstool an less mayke it wunna dem nytes!
U kneeds sum lubbin. Here I lent u mai peache-n-cream gurl-cat. Her is furry soft an cuddly. Her purr is berry soft zo listen close. Jus give her bak by midnight (u don wanna no wye).
An furr CC’s sake, don’t gib her any likker! (u don wanna no wye).
*holds up a cyoot wigglee Cory-Bear* Can yu luuk at tihs an still nawt smile???
*runz up and snorglolz Cory-Bear wen PKz not lukking*
**snags kittehs an choklit an goes bak unner teh bed**
HEE HEE! Hur leftdid teh tekillya an limes an salt! Shawtz, eneewun?
**floofy paw reechez owt an drags tekillya an limes unner teh bed**
U can has teh salt.
Hey Rhsb, U wants tu tri teh noo blastifiers. Dem just got delibbered. Dem haz teh belt feed so u nawt haz tu stawp tu reload eber!!
Shur. An I gots teh purrfeck purrson to egg-sperymint awn – my bff’s ex-huzibin!
U haz hiz pikchur wii can maek teh mask foar teh rabid weezlol dat iz paynting teh targits.
Hey Red, yu still heer? * waves excitedly* I just gitted bak frum RL. Pleh!
Yah, I’m still heer.
I hadda go to Lex aftur werk 2day. Pleh.
YUK! Did yu gitted kaut inda rayne storm or wuzit just followin mii?
I went frew spotz of it. Sum wuz hevvy, sum wuz nawt so mutch.
It nawt cooled fings awf berry mutch, diddit?
Nope iz da humid, butt (!) I nawt komplain kaus I still membering da ice storm. Crud!! RL Got mii inna headlock again! Sii yu tumarrows!! Gud Nite!
Bye.
*Runs bak thru furaminnit* I see yu guyz iz gitten new blastifiers, kan I borrow wun fur a minute?
*lukks arown for Cory*
*heers him purring*
*gigglols tu self an relaksis*
{{{rhsb}}} Kan’t yu kum owt an plai? We will gibs yu choklit … k?
Pfft. Gib mee hur chokklit, hur timez eggspyred.
nao, nao, tehere’s enuff choklit four ebbrywun … heer yu go … ai toss wun unner teh bed, tew. Yu nawt has tew kum owt if yu duzzent wantz tew, rhsb. yu kan has choklit enniwai.
*Pullz teh bottlol frum teh freezur, putz teh tekillya wiffin reech uf teh bed, getz teh lime adn teh saltee shaykur tu *
U want sum noms, oar iz dat enuff foar naow?
No noms, jes a straw, plz.
{{rhsb}}
Yup dat will do her! Oh luk do wii see a smile?
**wispurs to keykat** Aifkinso yu are lukkin at teh rong ind.**
Otay frenz, dis bean fun butt (!) ai gotta git sum sleepz! Gudnite! Gudnite! Till wee meeeeeet agin! Audioz! Aw reevwaw! Albeatazayne, till den! **bubblol bubblol bubblol**
Haz wunnerful dreems!!!!!
Akshullee, aifinkso ai shud get startid awn going tu bed, tu. Gud nyte, mai frendz!!!!!!!! Schmoos!!!!!
‘Nite burd.
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. There b seberal peepz hoo haz joyninged uz in deh past few weekz wyle mai innertuubz wuz borkt, adn I wud like tu halping awl uv dem enjoy deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
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Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Ai apreesheeyate all teh helps frum the cheezpeeps an the Cryer. Iz hard to be a noo-cheez but am lubbin it heer.
Ai hopez to nawt steps on pinky toe pads uv anee cheezfrens wyle lernin but iffin Ai doo, pleez to remember ai nawt meen it an Ai juss silleh noobeh. {{cheezfrens}}
aww, {{{noobeh}}} nawt tew haz a wurried, wii wuz awl noo cheezpeeps wunce
sheesh hooman, u gots a bladdur teh syze uv a peeenut? bedder cawl Dr. Tinycat bowt taht!
Instead of sleeping in that luxurious and expensive kitteh bed, this kitteh choose to sleep on the toilet cover.
cute cat iz cute
Geez, that hooman goes loads. Seez all dat papers?
That’s exactly what I was thinking!! And why would they have a TP holder when they’re just gonna keep the whole package next to the toilet?! Must be preparing for some type of armageddon!
Man, can’t you use my toilet box?
Fail for no lolspeek!
i am using it for….anoter hourz or so…..now makez mi noms!
wat r u gonna hav bebe kettehs??? if so its nawt myne