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Sigmund’s new “environmentally friendly” food bowl was unorthodox, but he seemed to like it.
i akshully prefer mah old fud bowl.
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Leebs mai fayce a liddlol stikky, doh.
in honur 0 yr nawt sekkind, i “sing” fur you, ‘kay?
*pretends to be Michelle Pfieffer in daBaker Boiz moobie*
♪come to me, my Melon calling baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybee…
*cwash !@#$*()%$#$@* [teh sownd 0 aliens running into eee chudder in they’re hayste to be leabing da 3rd planet in dis solal sistim*
**klappity klappity***
Dat wuz wunnermus, mary0!
Wuz rong wif dem aleuns, ineewai?
**eerplugs fawl owt** Oops! Ai furgot ai had dose in! Yu sing agin fur me?
*wanderz back in*
oh, sure…
*gets back on taupe 0 peano*
*breathy Michelle Pfiefer’s voiz*
♪Come to me my melon calling baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabeeeeee
Cuddlol up and don’t be bloooooooooooooooooooooooo
mary0! u’s sposed to be practissin teh Love Story theem, u is halping Parrothead wif teh musicks, rite??
Is everbody ready for teh party????
NEXT LOL!!!
Leeza, I hoepso I can maekit. I haz major IRL stuff goin on atwerk right now.
well, you do haz a nunderstudy, right?
Sr.Mary Thespian ???
NotthatIknowof.
iz your respnsibiliteas to find one… Nomber Elebentee of Kittehs Rool! 0 Actquision.
But but Maus! Iz mai birfdai!
*leekee iis, wobblee lips*
DK, I’ll do my best.
ooh, I see thespiun potenshul here!!
do u want a roll, DK??
We cud do a moderen version. DK cud be “Olivia”…
Newton John?
*eers perk up*
A roll? Wot kind? Ai lubs rolls! Maybe wif sesamee seeds? *has a hoepful*
how liddel Debbie Swiss rolls?
is onyun ok?
so, we waits to see if Maus can make it I guesso.. and DK u be his unnerstudy! That means, if Maus is unable to fulfil his dooties, u will be Olivia! Not that there’s anything wrong wif that!
It looks like I’ll be able to make it, but I could be called away suddenly. Keep your fingers, toes, legs and eyes crossed…
Ungyun – mmmm!
Yoo meen Maus wuz going to plai Olibia?!?
well, that remanes to be seen.
Maus, has u bin to costooming yet?
well, parrothead adn i had some artistik diffrences (i.e., she want’d it awl moooshy adn i want’d it musheeee) so we divvieed up da werk, she be doing da opening theem, i be doing da in see dental music (is hard to do-like pulling teef) adn closink kred muzak. BTW sinz we aer low budget, twill be all music that is pub lick doe mane.
hm, sounds more liek u divva’d up teh werk!
well, you know parrots
troo, troo.. they’re…. coconutty!!!
Howdda telz wehn nex lol comz onn qiukc? Jus gotza kepe lukin?
tehy always come on at 6 am, 9 am, 12 pm, 3 pm, 6 pm, and 8 pm, on weekdays, dat’s EST, k?
weekends and hollydays is 6 am, 10 am, 2 pm, 6 pm and 8 pm!
Fanks, sez de knu gurl! *blush*
Olibur’z reech daddie iz hare rur duyie, skwirrlgirl!
Hay, you an carusoe an ai hazza brayde! We go to boo teek?
Do we has to get cantalopes?
*Michelle Pfieffer in daBaker Boiz moobie* sigh! … sigh!
ut oh, iz u gonna swoon {{{AC}}}?
*strateegiklee plaices teh swoonin cowch fer AfriCat*
Fankees BF! Ai wull jus lye heer fur a while an fink ov teh moobie Ladyhawke,,, *sigh*
Hao bowts her az Catwoman?
ggggghhhhllllll!
Breathe, my friend, breathe!
*fans AfriCat with kelp leaf*
Ohai hugh, watzda newz in da sound?
Hello BOM!! I think I might have come back from the Caribbean a little too soon! *shivers*
Ohai, Hugh. Ai thotted uv u yesterday – dey had mantees on “Diego.” U iz muchlee moar handsome den teh animaytid wunz on teh show, tho.
Oh my, thank you nightshayde! *blushes*
Good gravy,man…
get ahold uv yourself!
Focus!! Think uv werk or sumfin !!!
mary0spockn iz Catwoman?
well, maybe 30 years ago i coulda bin a contender to fit da soot…
Iz tihs moovee ofz de lizts ofz wuns ewe canno cee? Ai taught iz caz ofz mentil illnicez.
Oooh oooh Rutger Hauer!
*Moob ober on dat fainting cowch, AfriCat. I gots to swoon!
oop[s! that shudda been up with Ladyhawke ref
gonna need a reely gud wisker washin, uh-huh!
Was a bold kitteh!
bold…bowled…um…dis idea, upwn reflectshun, was not so grate, ackually….
Izzit a mirrurred bowl?
Ye wud put mirrores on CANTELOPE?
but the loss of his old won made him…
…melon collie.
**heddesk** boing!
**heddesk** boing!
**heddesk** boing!
Ai gnu ai shuddna gawt dis rubbur desk!!
Terned deh kittie intu a collie-goggie!
A goggie went to colliege?
Iffn u craws a collie wiv a melun, u get a liddul meluncollie…
**groan**
Ah, cherie, allow me to bury my face in your melons… om nom nom
…huh. This wasn’t supposed to be in reply to anybody.
(No offense, Mary!)
none taken, Teho. good to see you .
*Whapz Mary0*
Put deh nun bak!!!!!
Yeah… Takin’ nuns could become a habit
yes, ma’am.
u may kiss a nun wunse…
u may kiss a nun twise…
Nunsense!
whut, no wun noes this wun??
…but don’t get into teh habit!
ohai NS! did nawt meen to call u “no wun”. ur reply wz nawt showin up.
*gigglol* No worries, tessm!
Ai likke dis! Ha! {{{{maryO}}}}
Ick…cantalope !!
I can haz a coconut insted ???
**sinds frend sparrow tu delibur cocomnut to eeck**
**triez to kalkyewlayte hao lawng dis will tayke**
What kind uv sparrow izzit?
Afrikan or Yuorpean?
izzit laydin?
hee, ax leeza…
PFFFT!!
Just give meh some warning, so I can keep my distanse, k??
When is we purrforming Lub Storee? Ms Skwirrlgurrl
next lol two_k! Is u ready? has u memmmerized ur lines??
I iz ready, I iz also wearing bellbottums and has parted mah
hares in deh middul
Wow…method acting !!
Ai hez on mai bowie-tiz an been practeecin mai hoitie-toitie
Wow, 2K, yor hayr part seems . . . so sincere. And teh hayrs sumhao has just teh mere sujjestchun of impending trajedy. Whut gud akting yoo is doink! *kwivvers lower lip, holds bak teerz* See? See teh effekt yor havin on peeps?
**gibs a hankee to gremlin**
WAH!!!! *sniffels, snorfels, snoofles into hankie* See, aym awl wurkt up, and teh show hazzint even startid yet!
Shamwow?
and a bukkit fur deh tears?
Yew put de lime in da kokonut it maykes it alright.
izza cat-aloupe?
noe, kittehs canntuhloep wif dere swiitharts
Sigmund and Fluffy were in lub,
but their parents said dat dey cant elope.
GMTA!
BTW, guis… ai ponduring subjects fur nekst articlol fur teh behavyur blog. Ai in prosess uv multi-part wun awn kitteh soshul strukshur, but nawt dun yet, an wayting awn detayls frum sumwun whu asked a kweschun about taht.
Ennywun has enny subjekts tehy wud lyk cobered bowt kitteh behavyurs, oar basik helf stuffs (ai nawt iz vet), oar ennyfing? Can leeb me messij oar emayo me oar whateber… ai gunna trai tu du an articlol ebree weekend, teh rest uv lyf allowing.
Have put a question on your profile – not sure if it is what you want, but all I could think of!
Izza gud kweschun, akshullee, aifinkso ai can du taht!
Ai open tu uvvers, tho — iz menny weekends ahed!
does U needs guest bloggers ?
I has a topik
moobin wid kittehs
I has done it twice now, and has some tips an pointers that wurked fur me. I could does one postie iffen U wants.
Ai iz opin tu guest writers, yep!
Lyk ai tolded uvver peeps: as long as it go along wif genral filo-sofee, which be:
- pro-reskyoo
- pro-spay-an-tutor
- anti-abyoos
- anti-declaw/earcrop/etc (eksept in reellee ekstrordinaree sircumstansis, mebbe)
an fings lyk taht, tehn ai kwite willing tu offur spayse fur ennywun wif sumfing tu say! Ai nawt haz dun long moovs maiself, only short cross-town wuns, so iz nawt a spiffic subjekt ai gnoes well.
One moob close to 800 miles
and the last wun close to 400 miles
and dun dat wid two kittehs
an I agreez wid Ur philosophy
and btw crops demz kittehz earses, first tyme I hurd of such a fing
teh TNR programs always crop teh left ear, so that people don’t take a kitteh in to be tutored, that has ALREDDY bin tutored! Trust meh, it happens!
*nods* yep, heer 2! Wii cotted sum kittehs twise n moor eben tho tehy hab bin tutored B4.
sowree, teh eer-cropping ref waz tu goggies, nawt kittehs…
was nawt cleer.
But yep, leeza be rite, eer-snips be rekignized way uv showing a feral kitteh alreddy be tutored/spayded. Which be a GUD fing.
Ai guess can reed it as: no mootilayshuns uv aminlols fur lukks oar convenyense.
Ooooops… at furst I red dat az “moobin wild kittehs” and had horriblol mental immij involving bobcatz adn jaguarrz adn much bleeding…..
Yogi is a wild kitteh but fankfully fur me himz not that big
Ai reeded it teh saem way, mah kween! Egg-sept ai wuz jus pikshurin feral “howsecat” type kittehs.
Put teh tuna inna cataloupe and eet em boff up.
♪doktore, can you tell me wot it taeks
[♪doctor], to rellieve dish belly ake
Mary0 iz sew mewzykul tudai! It maykes mee happee!
♪come Nomday, it’ll be awrite, come Nomday gushie fuds i shall byte, i spendz for lonelee daze in Connecticut rains…
**klappity klappity**
**Hazza impressed!**
But . . . But . . . But . . . teh orinj wunz is poyzin!
* snerk *
Mebbe he shuld switch to a honeydew…
green kitteh is… orinj??
soylent green iz……melluns??!!
Is good for teh kiddnees, tu. Mah vet tole me taht for nootred males, watturmellin or catalopes can help keep tehm from getting kiddley stones.
If dey like it, or drinkin teh joose.
Duz that go for hyoomins,too ????
Ai iz nawt a fan of anything in teh melon fambly,but I wuld eet one a day iffin it ment no moar kidney stones.
I like deh watermelons in summer
I makes a watermelon sorbet wid vodka in it
is gud
“Everythings Better with Vodka!! “
Word…
Ya feel meh?
Dats wat dey saiz on “The Wire” *blush*
I lerns so mush here on ICHC! Froot and vejitibles loaded wit alkyhawl, FTW!
Yesh Yesh Yesh! Dare is awl kines ob delishus adn nootrishus stuffz to due wif alkyhawl…1 tiem wen mai brudder wuz in ohaiskool at hims classikol piknik, hims putinged vodka inna orinjes (nawt poizin) wif a pointee end shot mayker fing…hims was cot adn inna big trubbles…nawt cood gradumicate wif klass inna publick…bery sad
This should be on menu at NOM
ew kidnee stoans are NOE FUN. iz noe fun tew watch sumwun u lubs hab dem eethur
AAAAAAnom!
Tanks for teh nonseqitur…
(Sarcazum, I haz it)
Kramberrees. Lawts ov cramberrees. Dey hab dese fings at teh drugstoar nao, iz lyke tutseerowls, butt iz kramberree, furr peepz hoo donut lyke kramberrees or joos.
Reely??
Hmmmm….
ai lieks teh chewy,flavory things.
** goes looking for orange tootsie rolls **
There are sweetened dried cranberries available. Ocean Spray makes them — they’re called “Craisins.” Like raisins, but with some tartness to balance the sweetness — and they have them in a couple of flavors. They’re soooo good, especially in apple-filled pastries. *drool*
Yum nom! pasties!! Der aslo gud in salids wif man durin orinjes an wall nuts oar all monds…lyk chyneez chix salid…nomnomnom
oh noes, eeck!
Kidney Stones will be so sad to hear that!
And Petunia and BR will be lonlee wiffout him!
I was waiting for someone to mention the horse.
glad to oblyge!
Harumph !!!
I’m nawt goin anywhere!
Miss Eeck can’t get rid uv me DAT easily !!
ohai KS!!
hmmm… I was gonna frend u, but ur bloo name just goes to a medikal site!
*luks askanse*
My “owner” hasn’t registered me yet,apparently.
** luks askanse at eeck **
Get on that,hyoomin !!!
O muh goodness ai lern so much frum muh cheezfrens. Ai will haf to gib Tigger sum canterlopes sumtym!
Ohai, fren-o-cheez an mai’n! Iz gud tu cee ewe! {{{{{noobeb}}}}}
Thatz not a melon collie. Iz a cantle puppy.
(My niece used to have a kitteh loved cantlepuppy so much, the kitteh would naw through the rind of a whole, unsliced one to get at the insides.)
Wow…wuddint wanna mess wif DAT cat !!
at owr howse, we call them “cantolops” — we found it misspelled that way on a grocery store receipt once and it stuck!
{{{{{tessm}}}}}
Iz gud tu seeing u agin. I missinged u wyle I had deh borkt innertuubz. How u b??
ohai mai cween! {{{cweenMJ}}} we awl missed u too! ai bet wuz kinda eye-opening to hav borked interwebs for so long!
ai iz fyne, an hoap u iz alsew! luuking forward to bayseboll gayme!! w00t! w00t!
Will b so menny funz tu meeting awl deh cheezpeepz!!! I kin hardlee wait!!
Freud kitteh is meloncholee
But sumtiems a melon is . . . just a melon.
ohai ebberyones! ebbenings to all, and smoos and hedbonks to all! ai has just gawn kitteh bit shoppin, gawt hims a bed an a carry case an a litter try and stuffs! him be spoils and ai nawt ebben gawt him yet!
but you know kitteh will prolly disdain the stuff you pay’d gud munnies for and sleeping in cleen londreez adn playink wif milk jug rings on reglar daze and wif somethings unmentionables win important gusts viz a viz.
*nods* truu, truu. And den dey turning up dere noze at deh spensive gushi buds u buyz.
hmmmm. ushually day NOM da spensive buds; it’s da spensieve fuds they dis dane.
lolz….ai kno nawt to spens much monies on espensive fuds den!
ai kno….dats y ai am gettings all hims stuff second hands! it nawt matter then if he nawt likes, cause ai nawt pay much for stuffs anywai then! am being give a lot of cat stuff by someone on Freecycle, an sum 1 at work has a 2nd bed wid scratchy post stuc to it for me. Him gonna get spoilt tho… lol
It iz our jawb as catslaves to spoil teh kittehs….
If u is gettin sekkund hand stuffs, I’d recommend a really gud cleaning, just in case!!
o course! i nawt makes hims use dirrty stuffs
Flees can lib in fings fur a loooooong tiem. Also, iz sum mites an fings taht living in teh beddings, but nawt surbibe as lawng as flees du. Ennyfing yu can cleen wif dilootid bleech an rinse reellee reellee well, yu shud… ai nawt shur hao tu cleen scratchypost wifout leeving nasty smell. *pondurs*
* scamperlimp scamperlimp scamperlimp *
pfft! Ai seas dere is no melun left… AGEN!
* narrows eyes at kitteh *
*applies anti-wrinklol creem tu GPs eyes* Ohai GP!! Y u is limpin?
Inquiring minds want to know!
“Ai want teh lolmas lites up erlee tihs yeer, GP!” LCB ses…
“Is NAWT windee, GP!” LCB ses…
“OB CORSE ai wheel hold teh laddur!” LCB ses…
“Wai yu is lying twisted awn teh fluur?” LCB ses…
O, teh lyfe ob a Phlonquais…
* slow, sad, painful hedshake *
{{{{poor Phlonquais}}}}
{{{Tess}}} fankies… but but but plz tu nawt skweeze so hard!
*pat pat pat* OK, ai will nawt skweeze teh broozez!
fankies… nao, go fetch me a coke plzthx.
butt butt is onlee spring naow! Maibee u shud taik tohse daown an putt up teh forf uv July shiney sparklee lites! Heer, ai holds teh laddur fer u!
* tremble tremble * umm… err… no, aifinkso ai liek dem dey way dey is… uh huh, yesh. * tremble tremble * Ai stais down heer awn teh nyce solid fluur…
{{{{GP}}}}
I haz missinged u so menny muches!!! Kurse dem borkt innertuubz!!!
{{{{MJ}}}} Ware yu has bin??? Deed stoopy pleh reel lyfe get yu tu?
Mai intertuub satellite dish got borkt. adn deh guy I ordered deh gnu wun frum shud b shot az a public serviss. (don’t ask) But awl iz well now. I haz deh noo dish and deh innertuubz b weking az npormal az dey b noeing how.
I had tu tawk to reel peepz wif mai mouf and lissin tu dem wif mai eerz….. berry straing way tu communkate!!!
*wispers* akshully him wuz peeping into windows awn dat ladder, BF!
Wut?? ai hazza shocked!
LYES! IS AWL LYES AI TELLS YU!
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
Lookit! Wud tihs fais lye tu yu??? huh? HUH?
* holds up sooper floofy bebbeh otter *
Bebbeh Otter?!!! SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
The old bebbeh otter trick….u cant distractify us dat easliy…
Oooo…cyoot !!!
NS! Plz tu ware yur CHRG at awl thymes!
Piggeh! Take that floofy soot off that otter! She is gonna overheet!
Now lissen. I know ur all broosed up and everything, but u has to make sure to remember for next time….
“When pigs fly” is just an expression.
U cannot fly wiffout ur rokkit lawn chare. K???
but but but…
* hangs hed in shayme *
*gives piggeh a cookie*
it’s otay. jus don’t want u to get hurted again.
Now, if you goes quik, u can still get a good seet for the play!
otay, ai bleevs u! noe wun cud lye wile holdin a bebbeh otter! *pondurs suggestin taht peeps in cort holds bebbeh otters wile testifyin*
* imagines Jugde waring otter costoom *
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK*
Itz mah kitteh Shadow!!!
WOOHOO!!!!
ohai, chech1965! ur kitteh iz verree kyoot eeting teh cantolops!
.
nyse to meet u! ai is half-czech, 1969. *extends floofy paw*
Tanks!
Ai actually izent Czech…mah brudders gav meh teh nickname wen ai wuz 2 young 2 complain.
Howeber…ai iz goin 2 be visitin teh Czech Republic in a couple weeks!! Lukin forward 2 it big time!
Yoo has purdy kitteh! I lubs those whyt toesies! And teh whyt whiskurs and bib and belleh fuzzes! Hao pritteh! *also extends paw of frendship*
*shakes paws uv cheezfrenship*
oh, ai haz a jellus! u can haz a grate trip! mai DH haz bin to Prague and he sez it iz a grate citee!
Tanks! Ai cant wait 2 see Prague!!
** plugs eers **
Y’all need to stawp screechin mai nayme liek dat !!
hows else is u meant to say EEEK? issa name meants fer teh screechin
** sigh **
U haz a point.
LOL!
Concatshoelaces on hazzin a nao faymus kitteh! Iz Shadow az sawftee & silkee as she (he??) looks?
*extends floofee paw*
Yes!! She iz. Her sister iz a macaroon Tabby, but teh fur iz nawt quite teh same. Ai just spent teh last monf combin owt their fur and haz enuf fur 2 maek anudder kitteh
Mah kitteh luvs froots, too. and lettis, and iscream and ranch dressng.
Mai Roscoe kitteh (ober teh brij) lubbed skeddi sos adn chilly…speshlee chilly frum Kyoopids hotgogs
*has a fond remembory, smyls*
ur kitteh haz gud taist!
MOL! We love his “green” eco friendly dish….wonder if we can make one out of a watermelon.
Dat wud be a goggie dish
turns arond 3 times
say da name of persons u lik
pat ur hart
send this message to five otha ppl or els u die tommorow. if u do send it, da persons u lik will ask u out tomorow.
britney,yuz dunt sez dat adain! i hatez dose.
DO NOT LET YOUR CAT EAT CANTALOUPE! TOXIC TO KITTIES!
I used to have a cat thatwas absolutely nutz over cantalope…weird…
My old (no longer with us) family cat also used to eat cantaloupe out of the shell like this! Hilarious! I didn’t think there was another cat out there who did too.