Dis muss be 1 of dem hairless kittehz I keepz him warm.
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Kitteh bebbeh sittur…
Achshooly, is kitteh bebbeh layer nexter tooer, aifinkso…
Bebbeh sitter? Awr gettoff, getoff! Bebbeh cannawt breef!
Yea, a free wae brayde wif da Maus da nawt sekkond. Ai kin offer U sorrdid flavored Kawffee an teas. An sum patreez fore da moarnin and liddlol sammies fore elebentees or lunch. Da conga-ratz be rehursin da dans fore da birfdae partee. Off tu da tye boutiq.
Is there a dictionary for this language?
Can I haz it?
/cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ haz lol bible. Iz pretty much read slowlee and spell badlee.
u cahn also luuking rite uppabov teh furst commint awn this lol, see rite abuv maus’s commint? it sez in bloo letterz ‘learn lolspeak-teh furst language born of teh intertubes’. taht taiks u tew a lolspeek dikshunarie type fing.
Datz tru datz tru. U iz da awesum noein stuf.
Herrow BF {{{{{BF}}}}} hazzin a gud dae ai hopz.
ohai {{{BOM}}} iz gud dai butt (hee hee) ai iz freezin! wii hadda cupple uv dais taht wuz almos 90 digrees an naow wii iz havin teh nawt eben 60 an rainycowldyuck dais. Iz almos June, ai shudden bee wantin tew turn teh heet awn!
Wii getz da stuf about a dae anna half before U. Iz cloudee, gloomee and da high weel bee maebe 70. Atleast Caturdae is supossed tu be dry, our adopted god-daughter’s bruvver is gitten married, an on mi huzby’s birfdae. Busibuisbusi weekweekweek-end.
Mostly, it’s phonetic – which is neat, ’cause you can practically hear the various accents from across the world.
Spell it like it sounds to you, and read things out loud if you can’t figure out what’s being said.
Running jokes and such are something you mostly pick up over time. The cryer’s great for the acronyms, the lolspeek dictionary’ll help with some of the references — but don’t ever be afraid to ask!!! At least one person will jump in to explain it!
Nao – dey be reel divas – shud learn frum dem!!!
Pore balled fing
Awww, cuddly pink monkey…
Congarats Maus, nennepus and Annipuss. What yew like fur drinkees and dantses? Here I do interpretive dans. Ode to a Greeshun urn. Trikkle, trikkle, trikkle.
OK, Ai’ll fawl fur it… Wat’s a Grecian urn?
About $4.00 an hour, same as in town…
Ba-dum-dum.
Maus will be here all week-week-week,folks!
Thas rite. Me an my Henway…
Ai refuse to set up that owld joke…..
Hey Eeck! Ya got Snoo on yer nose!
Ha, cawt ya lookin!
*whispers to Eeck* c’mon eek, now you sez “what snoo?…” an maus sez…
Shhhh…
I’m trying not to encourage him….
Too late!
Aw, but its cyoot to sees him laugh at hims own joakes…
Nuthinsnew wif me. Whatsnew wif you?
*Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck*
Oh…a wizeguy,huh ????
Ai oughta……
Da free stuugiz FTW.
Although tu be onest, ai doen fink dey waz funnee, got da joeks but (snerk) jus nawt fink dey be funnee
datz prolly cawse yur a ladee pursun, uz ladeez mostli offen duzzunt much liek doze stoogy guise…..
ai nebbur lieked dem cawse sumwun waz allusn hittin sumwun …no like teh hittin !….
noaw, Marx bruddurz….doze guise wer funnee !!!!!!!, an dey no hit!……dey maek snied remarx, dey gotz silburwares fawlin owt ov der sleeves, dey piel ina ruum an crawl awl obbur eech oddur, but dey no hit !
Hey AI iz a ladee….uh,well,ai is FEMALE,anyway…..
*Manages to resist telling the Henny Youngman joke*
Oh, raisin a puppy iz almoss as tyerin as rasin a kitteh. Ai haz da tyered, ai jus gotted de Henway joke.
Anibodee wanna puppy sit fore a cupplol ob ourz??????????
*sitz on puppeh – carefullee*
*squiche!! ouch!!*
No no! Ai beed teh caerful!
yew mus be lite az air!!
ooooh ooooh happy birfdai!! ai sended yew sum glitters dis mornin… schmooo
oh fank yoo, jamama!
Schmoos to yoo, too!
Gotz tu luk out fore dem toofees, dey is almoist as pointee as da kitteh’s pointee endz.
U has needin sum more puppers. Yepyepyep. Win u has more, tehy inner tames eech udder. U cud put himz n wif mai free fozzers adn tehy wud plaiplaiplai, tehn napnapnap. Himz a big pupper, aibetcha.
The anser to wut’s a Grecian urn is, oh, about 8 drachmas a day.
And a fountain…
I nu you’d get da refrents!
*runs in late wif toga askew*
did I miss teh interpretif danse??
pfftt!
** looks askanse at Leeza’s askew toga **
*scampers in tu applie anti-wrinklol creem tu eeks eyes, scampers owt*
Toga askew? Just came frum teh NB ibetcha…
no, no, they always looks askew, its teh off teh shoulder thing!
Mewsic Mahn FTW!
nise ref fur wun ov mah faborite moobies….Musik Manz !!!…..
tuuu greeshun ernz………*grabz Phat Catz han an poses in owr loberly togaz……*
wooops shooda reeed awl teh way dwon !
Sorreh Salleh,
I had a pleh case of IRL syndrome. I sorreh I missed the chance to dance wif yew.. *pouts*
Dis’ll go at da bottoom of dis diskussion, but wthey.
Johnny Keats said it best! FTW!
(My Engrish-majorness, letme showu it!)
hao cyoot! *schmoo!*
Till teh not second tyme bebbeh pullz kittehz hare. Den bebbeh can freeze!
Oldur siblin kitteh
iz nawt teh jelus taip.
What a sweetee! (Teh kitteh… must admit, ai nawt a big fan uv teh hyoomin bebbehs, ai lyk teh kitteh bebbehs moar.) Iz juss what ai needed aftur a pleh labs test taht ai gno ai nawt du so awsum on becoz uv pleh hedcold.
*smiles happileh at teh dorabul cuddlee-lukking kitteh*
Ohai P-k, Ai hadz bleknwhit kitteh taht wood run, run and run te de littol hoominz – instird off awaiz! her was flooofy an wen hur moawed no soond cammed out.
aw… her sownd sweet!
Hur waz. Mai mom callz hur “my foot warmer”. Dis kitteh curlz up onnatop o’hur feetz eberie nitz. Hur libbed fife an tenz. Ai lub OP, butz ai lik te tink aboat des kittehs ai libbed wtih!
Uv corse yu shud fink abowt uvver kittehs taht haz beend in yur lyfe! Tehy libs alwayz in yur hart. {{{{{OM}}}}}
ai had wun ov doze tu !…Mah kitteh Loco ALias Beast Son ov Dragon, ( diz nowt yur ordunary kitteh !) he wood go an sit awn teh arm ov teh chare dat mamma holein behbeh waz , grabed awn teh teh arn ov teh chare reeel tie, an let teh kidlet jess maulz himz ….an he wood smiel himz kitteh smiel wile teh kidlet pummuled him ….
…….seem tu gotz teh repeetz diz mawrnin ..sory, srsly
Ewe air wunniful! {{{{{{salleh}}}}}}
Fankz fur des toughts, cheezpeeps! {{{{{{PK}}}}}}
an {{{{{{allza cheezwhizzis}}}}}}
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to 4Point5Kittehs, Sandy_Kitteh, Greasycat and Dr kittendude an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and cheezcake and fruooty piez, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif shineee streeemers, bowncy balls, wind-up meeses, feather boas and plastik milk bottle rings . an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Plastik milk bottul rings!?!?
*fling crowch buttwigglol pownse fling*
*repeet elebenty tiems*
** knock plastic ring under kitchen rug **
** Proceed to destroy kitchen rug in an effort to retrieve plactic ring **
Ai go thru a LOT uv kitchen rugs.
Oh, an, uh…
Happehtayl birfday, birfday peeps! Haz a wunnermus day an an eben moar wunnermus yeer!!!!!
O hai prysma-kitteh. I wuz lookin at teh cheezpeepgoololmap an I saw yu ar in Kingston. I growed up in Kingston!
Ai libbed in Kingston fur a wile – Kingston Sussex England!
Wye awn erth duz dat merrit modurashun?
cuz sussex is a notty plaice?
Now I’m unmoduratled. See my notty wurds?
It is in sum parts!
hey my commint is bein moniteratored 2! It is teh notty plaice word!
Ai haz rited to teh Cheezes 2 ask wye dat wuz moduratid wen dey let trolls sai narstee fings
Hao could you tell it wuz moderatified? Just kuryus
Ai had one moderated yesserday…ai can (sorta)unnerstan why awn mine,tho.
jest unner mai name it sez Your comment is awaiting moderation. Like I iz a notty boy or sumthin. So soup-pea-ree-ear.
Ai cud see mai messij but nowun els cud an it had teh werdz “Your message is awaiting moderation” akkros teh tawp – ded gibawai, dat wuz! Dey has un moduratid it naow tho.
u sees ur commint butt noe wun else cahn fer a lawwwwng tyme, an it wil sai “ur commint iz awaitin moderashun” er sumfin tew taht effekt.
laim tho it iz aifink anni’s commint mite haz bean moderated cuz it inkluded teh s*x atteh end uv Suss*x. ai haz seen taht awn uvver sites, certin combos uv letters git filtered eben if iz nawt uzed inna nawty wai.
cood it beh randum ??… liek dey sey tax awdit iz ?
No reelee, iz certayn werds an any http linkee. Da peepz dat own dis syte (yes dere reelee are ovver peeps who own dis site). moderate dis site tu maek shur da site stayz at moist PG. Sew when werds dat are nawtee ore pqrtz of werds dat are dirtee lik ees-ee-exe in susseeks maeks da potee dat post till dey cheks eet.
i habs sum geckos and sum ar callded peac*ck geckos .. an ushullee teh last 4 lettrs get smurshed owt. Is ahtomajical filter, aifinkso.
Yays!!! Kingston awsum playse, aifinkso… whai yu leebed?
Altho ai see bai yur profyle, yu a lil far tehse days tu come tu teh cheezmeet here in Kingston teh last weekend uv Joon. Tu bad.
Cheezmeet in Kingston? Wifout me? Nargh! really? ph… I tries to come home in teh summir, but I cant this yeer. anny cheezmeats in Lundun TTI in July, peeps?
What dates?
O hai Annipus. I’ll be in lundun 15-21 July for werk. I fink teh nawt-sekund cheezmeet wuz in lundun, wuznt it?
Yiss, lass Septembur in Regent’s Park, an we aer habbin teh sekund in Greenwich Park dis cummin Mundane!
U meen 4 daze away? Blarg! I haz a frustrated. I finkso dere are no more cheezpeeps in my neck uf teh wuds.
** luks up Kingston awn map **
** sees that it is NAWT in western Ontario **
** has a sad…kinda far to drive !! **
naw as far as frum Terkey!! I wantz to go in Joon!
*giglol* Driving frum Turkey… gud way tu get wet!
Yu gots Africat way souf in Saudi Arabia, an Siobhan way norf in Austria. Yu be iin lublee amazinglee-historikul area wif no cheezpeeps!
Srsly, taht be pleh, nawt habing ennywun close.
But teh most importint fing iz, AWL cheezpeeps be tugevver awnline, eben teh wuns whu nawt lyklee eber tu meet in pursun. Nawt shur ai’ll eber get tu gib kimkiwi a hug in pursun, fur zampul, but iz nawt teh most importint fing, coz we frends ennyway.
True dat!
Siobhan is one of teh closest to me gee-oh-grafically… an she wuz teh nawt-sekund peep to respond to mai nawt-sekund post.
Problee…
yu can haz Mishgan cheezmeet? Yu haz lawtsa cool peeps close tu yu!
We had one at teh Rennisawnce Fair last August…eben went to see PB2K in teh hosspittal
afterwards.
Iz time for annuder meet,ai finkso….
is we tawkin abowt kingston washington? I’z been there! Me grammy-in-law libs there!
Hoppy Berfdayze eberywon!!
Yay birfday peepl! Hab urself a happee dai!
*dons poynty pommed party hat*
*nom nom teh fudjy burfday cake*
*bownds affer mowsie wif feathery boa streemin behynd *
U r doen a grayt job kvnsgrrl!
How come hooman kittin no has clawz?
Just – Awwwwww! Sawree, I gotz nuthin elz!
Eye hazza wundurful addishun tu teh nawtee barn! Qwik everbuddie tu teh Look-Alike site! Wii can haz teh King? Plz?! Himz cood dew teh hevee lifting an stuff!
ooooh! raooowwrr!!
In the words of the immortal James Brown, “Good God, y’all!”
Hubba Hubba! Ai voat yesh yesh yesh!
kitteh haz enuff floof fer teh boff uv tehm aifinkso
Helf note (ai in pet helf):
aspirin (ASA) be nawt gud tu gib tu kittehs.
Tehy metabolize it berry much moar slowlee tehn hyumins an goggies (can handul a bit but shud tawk tu vet furst), an iz almost impossibul tu gib a small enuff amount tu nawt coz massiv toxicity an oberdose.
So du nawt eber eber gib aspirin tu yur kitteh!!!
Symptoms uv kitteh wif aspirin toxicity: hyperventilation an cardiovascular collapse
acetominophen (tylenol) hard on goggies, shud onlee use if vet sez. Nebber ebber ebber let kitteh gets even teeny amounts intu body, iz berry bad an eben a berry littul can kill tehm.
Symptoms: increased heartrate, increased breathing rate, mucous membranes pale or blue or muddy-brown, hypothermia, blood in urine, facial and limb swelling, diarrhea, vomiting, depression, death within 18-36 hours. Not much you can do if you can’t get the cat to vomit it up immediately, it’s virtually guaranteed fatal.
An makes sure yu awlwais find da asprin or tylenol iffin yu drop wun kauz kittehs lyke tu bad dem round an pick up in mouf! (Voice uf experience). Wuz da scary, scary, scary tu find pill awl wet wif kitteh spit.
I likes mah gnu pillo, himz berry comfy
NO NO! Nawt to be puttin teh kitteh wif teh bebbeh! Kitteh be steelin teh breff frum teh bebbeh, then hau teh bebbeh be breevin?!
Sumwun cawl teh chyld well-fairy serviss!
Oh noes! Bebbeh mite steel kitteh’s breff!
Bebbeh sitter?
this looks EXACTLY like my cat
look at that little smile! what could he be dreaming about? As for the baby sitter what a pretty cat!
An anuver catluvur iz boarn.
Happy Baby is Happy…
Chair Cat is kinda uncomfertble akshulaly
Cutez kitteh!
my sons were claimed by our big boy fluffy cat (he’s 20 pounds) they were his kittens & he slept next to them ^_^ this reminds me of then thank you!
baybee doin secksay pose
icannoz beweef a tire vebsite devottud to tawkin in ritin in dis mannah… i haznot da hanguvit yet… but mI, wuttin innivaschion!
chare catz a martur iz wat it iz, we giv chare cat rizpekt. anda bebeh… lidl aynjell, jusin aynjell, gahhblessum.