OK, u kin warsh meh blankee i guess
OK, u kin warsh meh blankee i guess but uz gotta pwomiss ta hold meh wiel itz gone
hoep u iznt tryin 2 steel mah blankie.
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Promise! I kan do that!
Snorgle! Cuddle! Splort warnng!
Conga-rats to Carosue, Maus, Igor, Meezer Mom, Annipuss, Nativeca66 and Ambercat! Seben wai marcramai!
Tulayt, carosue! Tihs kittoon iz tu Qte fur wurdz!*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
*HEDDESK*
*sweep up jmuhj’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
how could u heddesk if ur hed is splorted? oh btw, *SPLORT*
Sorry, I had gone to bed by the time you splorted – I hope you have recovered without help!
Linus Kitteh!
Yew beet meh tew teh punch Maus.
Hey, quit hoggin’ awl teh punch.
Nebermind, iz beet punch, pleh.
Borscht Blend,purrhaps ???
*Sneaks in an spikes da punch pure grayne* That shuld liven things up.
*adds bodka to teh pleh punch*
Hmm…dis punsch needs sumfing….
*adds quart ov Everclear*
Take beeg drink ob punch, shamwow dat iz ggguuuddd…………
Klunk
*sip sip sip*
Dis punch still nawt so good but dere iz sumting about it……
*sip sip sip*
ooh dots!
*hic*
* sip punch *
Needz sumfin
** pours in aged hoemaed moonshine, been sittin since fridaigg **
Nuffin wud maek beets tayste gud az fur az Ai’m consernd!
Mmmmm…greek salad wif extra beets & feta.
Ai lubs teh beets!
wiffout teh beets is bettur aifinkso
Nao iz picklold beet punch.
Aktually,ai fink it iz awl teh cheezpeeps who are pickloled.
** hik **
I’m nawt az thinkzyuare az drunk I am. No wait datz nawt rite. I nawt az finksIam az drunkz yu ar. No, thatz nawt it either. Wear did dat go punch?
Here punch rite iz. Have moar sum.
*hick* Yummy punch *hick*
Ai’m nawt unner teh afflooins uv inkerul tho sum trimble tink Ai peep.
An teh peepl hoo drinked it aer pikklold 2!
i can has shugar beet punsch? dat wood B sweet!
because ai am … well, cyoot. yep, that’s it.
SPAH LORT!
*sweep up MM’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Ai wull feel sad wivowt it
Linus kitteh luks worried.
Is ok Cory-Bear – teh hole ICHC villij will holed yu!
Duz PK know dat Cory is awn teh loose ??
He sure gets around fur a liddlol bear.
a lidl bare wut?!
Yesh Cory-Bear wii awl has yew!
Ohai, cheezfrens! ai hassa profyle now! (an a stoopy, cuz ai cant figgur out how too blooify mii, ebben tho eye red LCB’s tutorial fore dummies about it
)
NE wazes, yoo can bote 4 my too bear-lolz; eye putted lynkee 2 tehm, butt Wierd Press ated tehm! (sooprize. Naught)
Iffn U wantz tu put on da linkee, putt up eberifing sept da http, caus wii al noes dat gotta goe on. Dat wae WP wont eat eet.
Ai leaved a message onna profyle.
{{{{ Cory-Bear}}}}
**Gibbs Cory-Bear a widdlol, teeny, tiney Teddey Bear 2 hold while Blankie is beeing warshekt**
I howld yu little baby kitteh. I give yu treets an gushifuds an lubs.
Yoo kin stay as long as yoo liek on my lap, kitteh!
aawwwwww iza itty bitty teeny tiny basemint kitteh kitn…..jai wantz wun !!…ai’ll hole yu liddul guy ..
Yeah a seven-waye brayd. Ai haz da adult beberage tray complete wif olibez, unyums, cherreez; an crew-d-taye twayz. Den da conga-ratz du da conga tu da tye boutiq.
Uh-oh . . .
BLARGH! Ai ar ded!!!
O hai! Du nawt stay ded lawng! The kitteh needs the cuddle.
*sweep up DavecanhasDrTinycat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
OHhhhh no Nawt the Kyute! ***SPLORT*** ***SPLORT*** ***SPLORT***
Dat iz wurf a trilol Splort iz sew Kyute!
*sweep up catslave’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fang Q Anni! Ewe is doing a grate Job ub taking care Ub cheezepeeps whut sucumbs tew teh Splortification. Wii awl ape re See ate yor hard werk and Deadycation,
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Dat iz a duzen flors ub you faborite kind ! Just 4 EWE!
Aww shukks! dat’s berry kynd!
Heer Anni, sum punch frum upfred. U lukz lik U cud uze sum. Carful doe, sumone putted da sugar inn da punch, doen wanna up Ur sugar.
ai finkso ICHC shoogrz nawt a prollim. Yu kin eet an dwink ebberyfink heer — ebberyfink zeero kalleryz an yummeh an helfy. Awl jus moer reezens tu keep comin bakk tu teh ICHC
Ohai Annipuss, yu muss be tired sweepin up awl teh branes! Heer, let me halp yu.
*sweepitysweepitysweepity*
*patpatpat*
*tapetapetape*
*passes teh hawt choklit an choklit possums rownd* Heer, Annipuss, yu has sum too, k? Wut a sweet nurse yu iz, ministering tew teh splortified. {{{Annipuss}}}
AWWWWWWWWWW!!
so so so cute!!!!!
Whooo hooo! I kn haz FP! Fanks evrrybuddy fur commints ‘n votes. An I r sinseerlee surry fur ani inconveenyents cauzid bai splortin! =) (bud les faice it! splort feelz gud liek a huge sneez do!)
YAY rew!! congrats awn yur FP!!
concatsulashuns rew on ur FP! ai wuz wunderin if this b teh fay mous Corybear! ai shudda nown by teh splort-akshuns that this lil preshuss was teh bery wun.
Conga ratsis tu yu!! Innit jus teh awsummist feelin? An yu did sush a kyute LOL, tu.
hey cheezpeeps, sorry for the hijack of the thread and for the lack of proper speech – my mind is in a bit of a tizzy.
my darling girl, Shadow, with me for seven of her eight years, is in the animal hospital right now, with severe cardiac and respiratory troubles. her poor little lungs are full of fluid, and she has a mass in her lung that they might be cancer.
can you all put her in your thoughts for a few minutes? and send thoughts to your beloveds on the other side of the rainbow bridge to tell her that it is not her time to come across yet? any good thoughts you could send our way would be so wonderful. seven years is too short for me to spend with such a sweet, wonderful cat.
{{{ Shadow }}}
{{{ minerva99 }}}
My thoughts are certainly with you and your bebbeh girl.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{minerva99 an Shadow}}}}}}}}}}}
Sending yu an Shadow gud thots an healing beams!!
O, so srry, minerva! prayers, thots an lubbs 2 yoo at this difficult time! Shadow lives on in yore heart, an wates fore yoo on teh other side!
{{{{{minerva and Shadow}}}}}}
My thoughts are with you both. I’m sure she will fight as hard as she can to stay with someone who clearly loves her so much. Keep us posted. We’re all here for you.
thank you eeck, 3kittymomma, kitkay, loldemon and rattipuss. we both appreciate your good thoughts!
Pleez keep us updated az yu kan. Wii awl kare veri much an are hopein tu heer da gud news frum yu soon!
{{{{{{{Shadow & M99}}}}}}}
{{{Shadow & Minerva99}}}
me and mah woobies will keep you both in our prayers during this hard time. We hope she gets well and comes home to you soon!
{{{Shadow and Minerva99}}}
Hoep u haz meny moer years togever.
{{{minerva & shadow}}} I pray for u to have peace right now in this difficult time. I hope she has a speedy recovery and goes home to you quickly. 7 years is not long enough. <3
{{{minerva99}}} {{{Shadow}}}
You and Shadow have the whole menagerie here behind you, from both sides of the Bridge, and our thoughts and good energy and prayers. Keep us posted, please! {{{{{{{{{{minerva and Shadow}}}}}}}}}}}}
U an yer bebe shadow are in mai prayers. Yup 7 yeers bees two short. keep gud thots an take care ob yerself so u kin be there fur yer bebe-cat.
{{{{{{{{{{Minerva99 an Shadow}}}}}}}}}}
oh, mai cheezie frens! keep dem gud thots comen!! mai shadow babbeh is doin betta!
/lolspeek orf/
the doctors were able to drain and reinflate Shadow’s lungs, so she’s breathing much better. she still has to stay at the hospital, but she was well enough that they let me come in to visit her and bring her a blankie from home. more tests tomorrow, but she is out of critical and down to guarded condition.
Yays fur Shadow! *keeps sending teh energies an prayers an light tu Shadow an Minerva an teh vet staff wurking tu halp* {{{{{{minerva & Shadow}}}}}}}
Oh, sweetie! Thatz gud gnus! Aym sending awl mah thots and prayers for speedy recubbery and a kwik return home for Shadow! Aym holding yoo both tite in mah hart and sending BEEEEEEEMS yor way!
{{{{{minerva99 and Shadow}}}}}
Sew glad tu heer dat fings r lukkin beddur! Mah famblee iz stil keeping vareeyus fingz krawsd fr boef uv u. I hoepz u getz moar gud nooz sune!
hai, peeps!
i firmly believe in the power and efficacy of prayer and good thoughts, so please, please, please keep them coming.
There is good news and bad news. The good news is that Shadow is doing well without oxygen and they might let me bring her home tomorrow. The bad news is that they found nodes in her liver and pancreas also, so they are beginning to talk about chemotherapy and palliative care.
thanks to AfriCat, Rattipuss, keykat, Cassidy, prysma-kitteh, D. R., noobeh, kvnsgrrl, caramelchef81 and the woobies, nativeca66, 3kittymomma, LOLDemon, kitkay, eeckthecat, bluesfan473, gremlin, and moe for all your good wishes so far. please continue to keep my shadow girl in your thoughts
ps if you want to go to flickr (dot) com (slash) 10102989@N00 you can click on my photoset for Shadow and see some pictures of her
{{{{{minerva99 an shadow-kitteh}}}}}
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ai’z sendin teh gud wishez an gud enerjyz fur liddel Shadow frum akross teh oshuns.
Oh, poor little baby. I will pray for her.
thank you so much rattipuss! all thoughts and prayers for here are deeply appreciated!
{{{{{minerva99 and Shadow}}}}}
{{{{Shadow an minerva99}}}} good thoughts and wishes that she continues to improve, please to keep us posted.
O sew happeh her iz feelin betturs… wii kontinyoo tew prae tew teh Ceilin Kitteh fur teh bofe uv yew
{{{{minerva & shadow}}}}
Wall-eyed cat is wall-eyed.
lyke Jean-Paul Sartre? my faboryte wall-eyed fill-oss-ifer!
Awr yew lukin’ at meh?
Awr YEW lukin’ at MEH?
Srsly, awr yew lukin’ at meh? Ai cawnt tell.
Columbo kitteh sezs
“O, won more fing…”
@@@@@
**SPLORTZ!** der goze my hed awl ovr mah kleen desk…wayt… ai fink mah blud shugerz iz wai tew hai… **kullapses frum teh dai-uh…di-uh-betz… teh sweetnez coama!**
Ahh lil kitteh…ai kan giv ewe lawts of teh snorgleez & shmoocheez! Az sun az ai rekuver!
*Scoops up caramelchef81’s braynes*
*Rinses wif saline*
*Putz bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft blankee*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until feline bettur.
Oh mii, oh my!! Dear chef yu haz been down a long tyme.
*Runs in wif a portable CCC*
*sweepys up da braynes, an washes dem wif da sparkli waters, karefullly paks dem bak in. Replayses da head bones an wraps, wraps, wraps dem in ducky tape. Leads chef tu da recobery ward an sits chef down. Ooops, puts awn da super strength CHRG* Heer, haz da hawt chokolit an nawt luk at da kyoot pics fur awhile.
O fankie sew much KayKitteh 3kittymomma! Ai iz feelin bettur awlredy! Ai bringeh teh cuppy-cayks 2 shaer wif awl teh cheezfenz rekubberin frum teh splortificayshun… AI haz-
Chokolit wif toffee buttercreemz
Vanilla wif whippy creemz
Lemun wif pashun froot buttercreemz (fur tew haz a trawpikul flavur!)
Injoi!
Ohai caramelchef81, ai doen fink wii has meeted yet. Ai iz Bom, nyce tu meet chew.
Putz out fluffy paw of howdee.
Ohai, Bom! Iz nyce tew meet chew awlso!
*ekstenz paw tew shaek urs an offers a cuppy-cayk*
Ai iz kynda noo heer… still lurnin teh LOL-speekz. But ebberywun iz sew frenlie an halpful! Ai haz a happies heer!
Ohai caramelchef81! u donut hab teh bloo linkie sew ai can not click u to mayk u muh frend. ai’z noo too so ifn u wanna u can click on mii bloo linkie and we can be frends.
gowin tu getz mah bloo linkie nao!
Doan’t fink dat’z gunna b a prawblum, kitteh.
Iz tru. Doe liddol feets will never hit the ground!
Bebbeh Corree Bayrr
duz nawtz reellee needz Blankee
4 himz self~esteemz
Bebbeh Corree Bayrr
feenkz Blankee amz ekksellentz
cumpanee 4 Napz
Bebbeh Corree Bayrr
canz cawzez ‘Slpoart!’z awll dayz
lawwwwwwwng andz nawtz know wye
Jack.
*fwap fwap fwap of floofy paws clappin*
ai fink dis is muh faboritest jack poem eber.
Yay Jack! *clappity*
*saves tihs… whyle a Cory-Bear runs repeetedly across teh keebored*
Iz gud dat yew iz keepin teh Cory-Bear, P-K!
Oh mah goodness. Splort alert! Splort alert!
~Splort!~
o mai DR! Iz neber halped a splort viktim befoar but ders a nawt sekkund tym fur ebbryting!
Hmm… ai fink ai gotta skoops up ur braynses *skoop skoop skoop*
den ai gotta giv em teh rinses wif sayleen sewlushun
*rinsee rinsee rinsee*
den ai puts dem bak in ur hed
*hope its in teh rite playce*
den ai
*taep taep taep*
den ai givz u sum CHRG, hawt chokolit, a blankee & cuppy-cayk of ur choyce!
TA-DA! (ai fink…)
yew maid shoor da nobbily bit stickin owt da bottim goez in bak rite? Goofy smyle soon replacin da blaank staar. If so den gud jawb!
U did gud fore da nawt sekkond resq. *whispurz, da CHRG goes onna brayn bones abter dey been replaycified* Iffn U R interested on da Cryer is da hystoree ob da splortifin.
*sigh* oh durn. ai gess DR haz tew go bak in fur teh fixies! mebbeh ai shudda studeed maor in splort med skool.
Sawry DR!
Tank u, I think I gonna b okay nao.
Weeeeeeeeeelllll…..Awl rite, kitteh, Ai suppoz I kan gibs u luvs n kuddlz n snorgles n kissee smoos ifn Ai mus.
Iz durtee job but sohmwun haz to do it.
Oh noes……iz feel it comin!………SPLORT!
*comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa braynes into a neet pile*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone*
*applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka Grantski in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee*
*givs Grantski a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling*
*stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
Wao! U haz teh skillz! Ai fink ai’ll leave teh splort fixin tu teh profeshunuls frum nao on.
WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
hee heehee…
Gudniss — ai fawls asleep fur a catnap (cold meds maked me sweepy) an ai wakes up tu finding Cory-Bear’s twin awn teh frunt payge!!! Bebbeh-bloo eyes an blankee an awl!!!!!!!
Izza Bebbeh-Bloo da ownr uvva Msweet612? If so, kn u tell er He’z heer. I sent fren reqwest awriddy!
Iz owkay, I foun her! Is liek Cory’s twin!
*nodnod* Tihs kittin lukk berry berry much lyk mai Cory-Bear! Lil yunger tehn him iz nao, missing wun small soft whyte spot taht mebbe onlee a mom wud notiss (*gigglol*) but so berry berry lyk him!
Oh – ai nawt meen tu be rood.
Conga rats awn teh frunt page!!!
Nut neer rood. I kno cuz I seen rood bfor an itz nut neer as nice!
yes.
that’s all i gots ta sai.
this cat is blind.
TOO. DARN. CUTE!
OHKAAAAAAAAAAII EYE WEEL HOLDSEUTS UUEESSSEEESSSSS AAAAHNNTTEEEELLL rT3H BLAINKEEYYYYYY IIZZZ AAAAAMMMM RRRRRRR TEE3333EEE3E3H3HHHH DDRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIII.
MAAAAAIIIKKK SSSSSHHHHHHEEEEEOOOORRRRRR AAAAYYYYEEEVVVYRRRRUTTYYYHHHIINNGGGSSS UUUUU GUUUIIIIZSEEEE SSSAAAAAIIIII EEEESSS EEEEENNN KAAHMMPLEEEEETTTEEEE LOOOOLLLKAKAHHTTZZZ TAAAHHHHLLKKK CUZZ DEEENNN IIITT AAAIIIIIINTTT FUNNEEEEEE
That’s what you guys sound like.
No joke.
“Okay, I will hold you until the blanket is (am are the (excessive words for added LULZ)) dry.
Make sure you say everything you guys say is in complete lolcats talk because then it ain’t funny.”
God I feel stupiderest now talking like you guys.
well Dray, lots of folks don’t use lolspeak here, but manny do. There is archival evidence that cats actually communicate in this fashion going back decades, including video…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVBiRqKj6j8
and of course One of the worlds favorite cats, Krazy Kat…
http://www.krazy.com/showkkstrip.htm?id=1
But mebbeh yuz jus wun uv does party poops hoo r fraid to have fun so goez inta a partee and shouts at alla da partee peeple fur parteein? Nobuddy gotz a gun 2 yer hed!!!!
ob corse i kan!! *splort*
O noze, Michelle haz been splorted!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Awwwwwwww…. Lidlol black kitteh no can haz blankee? Ai holdz himz….
SPLORT
speak actual english…. what the caption is is not understandable
I holdz u while blankee warshes. and as longs az u wants afterwardz. you looks likes you my kittehs baybee cousin
teh kitteh loks werd.dun`t it?
er……ever heard of spell check?!?!?
er, lol nawt inna spellzchik, so I gess dis site donna ekzist too huh?