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  1. Annipuss says:

    Gotcha!

  2. I toldz yoo NOT to ware teh Hai Karate afturshave!

  3. rodney dill says:

    You… shall… not… pass…. aaiigghh!

  4. Harry says:

    Poor little kitty minding his own business pacifisticallllly until the big bully tried to pick a fight and then knocked him off the bed! The expression on the little guy’s face as he goes over backwards in the slo-mo part is so sad :(

    • skwirrlgrrl says:

      hm, I wudn’t assoom that Harry… I has 3 kittehs, and it SEEMS liek teh two older ones pick on teh noo one.. at least that’s what I thot until I saw Gummi doing a ninja move on Thelma! The kitteh relationships r complimacated, and it ushually takes two to tango!

    • Harry says:

      I know kittehs are complicated – just in this instance the little one wasn’t into fighting, but he got “taken over” anyway, much to his dismay, judging by the look on his face. The next time it might be the little one picking on the big one when he is trying to have a nap! You just know that whippy tail is a bad sign for someone/something, though! I had three cats as well – two were seven when I rescued a three month old kitten. The kitten promptly took over ownership of me and the house, and chased the big ones away from me. The more timid big one spent a lot of his time hiding in the closet, and sneaking down to the litter box when he had to go. Six years later, the kitten has slowed down and doesn’t make him run back to his hidey-hole under the book shelf quite as often, but the old guy still keeps a cautious eye out on where she is. He is a lover, not a fighter!

  5. Simoney says:

    If you want to be ninja kitteh, first you must learn not to be ninja kitteh…

  6. op_sMama says:

    Litshunz car-full-ee, grash-o-hopper, an iz wilt tech ewe de wai off de worldz!

  7. Blackbellied Jack says:

    Karate kitteh with my coffee… mmmm

  8. Blackbellied Jack says:

    Oh he iz doin’ da preyin’ mantis kung fu

  9. Jadeder says:

    i dont get it. they showed this one last week with music in the background. its the same vid, why show it again, besides being funny.

  10. Betty Davis says:

    I agree with Harry. This video is sad. My two kittahs have had problems getting along now for 13 years. I thought at first it was just play but then the smaller kittah kept getting hurt. I have always had to protect her. The vet advised me to give one of them away but I just couldn’t but now I wish I had. But I loved both kittahs so much. The big cat still hates the little one and the little one is still afraid. It breaks my heart. I have to keep them in separate rooms most of the time.

    • barboid says:

      {{{{{{Betty an Harry}}}}}} To me it didn’t even look like a real cat until it fell off the bed. It’s funny to those of us who haven’t had to keep kitties away from each other, but I can see your point. Is there anyone in your family or friends who live close by who can take one of the cats? That way, you can still visit and not feel guilty. That’s what my hubby did when his sister got engaged and there were three cats in the house. We had Mdme Mueshka for about 6 years before she ‘went obber da brige’. Their other two got along well. But try not to be sad, I’m sure they wouldn’t have posted this video if anyone had gotten hurt.

      • starling says:

        My cat was the bully of the family, that’s why we have him. He used to terrorise the older cat and the dog (!), so his human decided to give him a new home. It seems to me that he’s just a “people cat” and doesn’t like his fellow species much at all, so he’s perfectly happy here.

    • Iz nawt alwayz pawsibul tu fix, but oftin it iz — nawt awl vets fink much bowt behavyurs, speshullee teh oldur wuns. Tehy fink mostlee bowt fizzikul stuffs. An vets be hyoomin, tehy nawt alwayz fink uv ebreefing. Yu haz tried getting nuvver opinyuns?

    • Cats are Grrrrrreeeeeeatttt says:

      Get a third kitty, the relationship with two cats is a partnership, no ones dominant. Three cats creates a herd, a dominant pack leader arises, an the other two fight for second place.

  11. Michelle says:

    Looks more like MMA kittehs than Karate kittehs.

  12. Malkavian100 says:

    Is a puppet that was ambushed.

  13. siobhan says:

    skooz meh mai cheezfwiedns… ai wuds needs ur halp plz… ai maded a sick-na-chur (a picci wif text awn et) fur a fwiedn… adn ais nawt shur da text is typded in riet ingerlish… cud sumbunneh plz tells meh if “a smile is a weapon not to underestimate” bees a lien dat maeks gramaticlol sens owtsied ob lolspeek?

  14. angelzrealm says:

    awe. left side kittah knew she was going down. its like there was a woah expression on her face. teehee :) priceless

  15. LOLDemon says:

    Wun, tu, fwee foar.
    I deeklayrz a fum war.

    O wayt. We no haz fumbs?

    Okeh, den I jest regyoolur oeld powns u.

  16. MisterBixby says:

    “Brothers don’t shake hands! Brothers gotta hug!”

  17. krhymez says:

    some wutang kung fu sound effects would’ve made this all the more awesome

  18. It started slow but finished strong with the tackle. The look on the cat’s face was priceless.

  19. Betty Davis says:

    Barboid, I have tried everything. Even had the bully kittah’s eye teeth drilled and caps put on to keep her from drawing blood from the little cat. But she is a big powerful cat and the little one is not. She just wants to play. I had the big cat first and then got the little cat. Both were kitties at the time. Even gave the big cat Valium but it didn’t work. Now the big cat has a serious heart problem and is afraid of the little cat who wouldn’t hurt a fly. So what goes around comes around.

  20. Betty Davis says:

    Also I couldn’t give the bully cat away because she would mangle any cat she was around. She is a people cat and jealous of me. The little cat was afraid of everything so I kept her because I was afraid no one would protect her like me. Since the bully cat now is dying slowly, I have to give her more attention, but the little cat is gaining weight and enjoying life more without being stalked by the bully cat all the time. Ah, life with cats.

    • barboid says:

      {{{{{{betty}}}}}} wow, yous kittehs r complimicated! i unnerstands, tho. wat werkt fur my in-law not always werk fur udders. I gib yew many schmoos and yer kittehs, too!

  21. Yous Kung Foo. It ar week.

  22. T-kitteh says:

    left cat no look like real kitteh

  23. Breck says:

    Kung Fur!

  24. Vicki says:

    The one on the left looks like a puppet. I love his last look at the camera as he’s going over the side. lol

  25. s says:

    more like limp wrist kiteth

  26. Shea says:

    The name is misleading. They’re flirting obviously and the other one hugs him excitedly.

  27. Erica says:

    What kind of kitty is that on the left??? He looks like a TEDDY BEAR!

  28. Michelle says:

    i like how one is standing still and the other is flinging it’s tail all over the place.

  29. Allie says:

    Cat hug fail!

  30. michael says:

    HUGS!

  31. Fnark says:

    OMG!! OMCC!! dis iz teh nawt-sekund video I eber watched on ICHC… yootoob didnt haz a blokked!

  32. gyffyn says:

    more liek Judo aksherlly

  33. Zippopotamus says:

    hahaha i love the look the other cat gives during the Slo-mo part hahahahaa

  34. dancindolphin says:

    Luks liek dese kittehs has had haerkuts! Wif dul skizzers!

  35. lala says:

    the other cat isnt real

  36. Mowwww says:

    More like kitty MMA but whatever

  37. san says:

    I love cats and all, but the way these two were obviously shaved they look absolutely ridiculous. Poor things… I hope someone just brushed them from now on so they don’t have to keep being shaved :P

  38. errihu says:

    Clrly iz tai chi – didju c how slow deys movin

  39. draco ginny says:

    ur katfu ish not strong

  40. Keefa says:

    Kitteh’s face ah 0:31 hahaha

  41. IzzyG says:

    the expression as he gets taken down is hilarious… “oh nooo!”

  42. D.M.G says:

    Bearhug o death

  43. NinjaGrape says:

    LOLZASAURAS!!!!! (iz mah pet dino) :D


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