
STOP MOVING THE DAM SUN !!!
kittehs r serious abowt der sunbaffs.
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STOP MOVING THE DAM SUN !!!
kittehs r serious abowt der sunbaffs.
Picture by: fatcatsrfreekinoutman via Advanced Lol Builder. Caption by: andykatz
and get me sum sun creem NOW!!
Congrats, Leeza – tawp uv teh macrame!
Concatulatsions. luks like you gots “sun scream”
spf da sound 0 hissyftz. celebrashuns?
We cudd to teh “Dans ov teh tTeenaige Suns” wif ar pants hainging daon below ar behines!!
ummmm, you go ‘head Janet,i dozen’t no dat wun!
Dat sowns moor lyk “Dans ob teh Teenaige Moons”
aifinkso
*runs up, rubs sun creem on Leeza’s noze, runs orf*
OK, Ihas a remindifyer about tomorrow’s party!!
BIRFDAY ANNOWNSEMINT!
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Tomorrow at this tame sime, er, same time, I invites u all to a speshul birfday party for my twin, DK! (aka 4.5 Kittehs, or Diamond Kitteh!)
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If u needs any hints for prezzies, she lieks choklit, horses, choklit, YNGs, choklit, chick flix, and choklit!
After drinks and salyootashuns, we’ll be doing a Cheezland Low Budgie version of Luv Story (working title: A Likely Story) in hur honor. Popcorms, 100 thred count hankies, 10 P towels, and Shamwows will be provided!
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Starring:
Maus in teh roll of Oliver
Eeck in teh roll of teh fatal hangnail
Parrothead in the roll of teh awful theem song
We still needs a Jenny!! Also an Oliver’s stuffy old daddeh, and Jenny’s fun daddeh! Please to speek up now if ur
breathingavailable !!I has no idear who Jenny is
but Iz volunteers mah serbices
**wispurs to two-kittehs** Jenny iz teh **hack hack** **sick sick** **kiss kiss gudbai** **blarg ai ar ded** mayne kare uck tur.
I has hurd of dis moobie but I don’t fink I has seen it.
Wear shall ai beegeen tu tell teh storee ov teh greatest luv … la la la LA!!! (Lub Storee)
sounds like a tear jerker!
Aifinkso yu wud mayke a grate Jenny, but yu hab tu see teh skwirrl. Wadch owt fur hur swingin hayres an hur clipbored of def.
ooh Africat u knows the movie!
BONUS!
u want to play Mr. Cavilleri??
Um… ai nebber akshoealee saw teh hole moobie, wus too sad fur mii… ai is berry delikat yu knoe? Soe ifn ai played in yur produkshun ai wud bee snifflin an wailin alla thyme!
but but but… this is a ichc produckshun!
almost no chanse at all it will has any resembulanse to teh originul!
deer ms prodewsir/direktur
ai wud liek to ordishun for a part. ai haz teh pleh chest infekshin so ai kin plae teh death seen vairy wel. ai wil be abailable tewmorow.
frum kimkiwi
Pssss – iffin yew find enny munnies wib tihs lettur, yew kin keep it.
Iz old. 1970, aifinkso. Ai wuz 4 or 5 when it came owt, butt (!) my momcat lyked it.
Wuz 1970
Ai wuz 4.
You & me are teh same age,PH !!!!!
I wuz not bornded yet
Dats okay,yung one…
we still likes u !!!
aww U iz so nice.
Aihopesew yu nawt feel az old as me!
The fact that I get every obscure 70′s reference on TV makes me feel old sumtimes.
For ore fib? U is such a babbeh. Ai waz a teemager an eet waz da rechiored reedin fore da teenager gurrilz.
I was 20 and a sophomore in collidj! The buuk came out a couple of years be4. Read the book, never saw the movie.
Datz wut ai allwais du, reed teh buk den nawt see moobie.
Ai wuz marrijd an had a kidlet in 1970 soe din’t haz tiem fur moobiez!
Ai nose dat feelin! Ai hazzunt scene a moobie dat wuzzunt Disney oar Pixar in 17 yeers!
Me two, Annipuss! Ai finally got to seeing it layturr. Wuz terr-jurker fur shurr!
Dat shood be “teer-jurker”
Dat moobie wuz da buz wen ai kaem bak tu dis US fum Aezhah azza widdow kitteh – ai dun meenz smawl kitteh, ai meens kitteh wif kilt husbin an bebbeh gerl. Fum dat perspikific deh buz wuz deh stoopy, deh auffer wuz deh stoopy, deh buk wuz deh…
glad to see yu, mrrphh, but sowy to hear yr story. {{{mrrphh}}}
Tahts ok, AP, teh ownlee reesson Ai had time 2C it wuz taht Ai wuz marrijd adn dibborst.
funny pic and comment
Ai wood lik tew hellp. Cood ai bee teh stufffy richh daddie?
Oh yesh!
Sew, we has two_kittehs as Jenny, and op_sMama as Oliver’s daddeh!
*hands owt skripts*
make sure you has this memorized by tomorrow!
does I has to swoon a lot
before I ar ded?
oh yes yes!
u know hangnails, tehy is teh wurst!! so very painfull. *nods*
Ai,as teh fatal hangnail,will cause u to swoon…
swoon wif AGONY !!!
** dun,dun dun ***
Hay, AI am teh bad mewsic!
**hem hem**
**toots kazoo**
dun, dun dun!
Letz cee, *grumble-grumble. Harumph-harumph.* Ai dun lik dis Jenni fer ewe olibur. Hur frm de wroung sid off de littrpan. Nouna mai tuna cummim yer wai, hoo-sey!
That wuz verreh gud! Verreh beleevable!
Oh OP – u r magnificat! Ai will haf to find mii shamwow fur tumorows purrformans. It musbee in teh cooshinz ob teh cowch frum when ai last watched Finding Nemo, aifinkso.
I’m gonna go shoppin…ennybuddy no wher I kan fine a choklit YNG??? I has a big blu bow for his … um… well…head… yeah..,.for his head. I lukeed online, but I can’t fine teh YNG’s R US store….
Ohai COL! Wen sum R locrrh…lokai…lacat…fownded, pls 2 B die recting mee 2 dem.
plskthxisithotinheerby
…an sum NIPZ!!! Oar yu wil feelz mah POINTEEZ!!!
Ai haz 2 get up wen it iz moobed
An Ai nead mai sleap
Um you need a catellite
in a norbit which stays in correct posishun.
Ai used to hav a norbit, but ai think sumwun ated it.
ohai, Janet! when you can haz trip fur TTICheezmeet?
NAO!!!!

An moar Tomorrow 
Ask Janet
JCH4K is teh OSSUM an FTW
We can has teh Luntsh an visit teh Budderfly gardens an have caek an coffee an Hugs!! Oh yesh we can
*Spintwirlpransedansdansdans*
You was there Maywee.Yesh yoo was
uh ohes. that can’t be good…i duzen can has memory 0 bean dare…
Oh yesh yesh yesh – tehre wer teeny tiny tendrils ob DOOM! We has teh fotomagraff!
Can yoo tell I has a eggcited
!!!!!!!!!1 elebenty!
We had a lubblee day wiv JCH4K an Ambercat an mai kidlets and it is sutsh fun!! Cept teh TTI wevver be doin it ushull…It R cold!!!
*tacktfully removes coffee*
*secretly replaces with decaf. think she’ll notice?*
Wuzzint that a commershul,once upon a tyme ???
yup!
don gib her inny whine, sp….. yew knows wut happens den!!
It ar cold here too, in the not old York
Yoo got to see a budderfly garden!? And Janet too?!? Awl in wun day! Wow, whut a phun day! *has a jellus but just a liddel wun; aym mostly just happeh for awl of yoo!*
*nods* yeh, wot ^she sed!
ai needz mai sleep!
GMTA Kwithie!
Ha! ai wuz jus gonna rite taht on yur commint, Anni!
Dwhat is OP iz sayin. Her iz hom frm de vetz, an hurz still wet!
Why is yor kitteh wet? Wut did teh vet try to do to her?
Wen mai kittehs go tu da v-e-t Ai has dem warshed dere and has da v-e-t t-e-k klip der claus tu. Wi kal it da kitteh dai spa.
Ai haz tew go way nex week tew getz neu leftt nee. Dis girlz dat comz willanot brush/pet/sazdem sugary words. Sew wehn OP goz tew getz her zamination/(s-h-o-t-s)/an udder stuf, Ai hadd em gif herr de DREADDED baff. Noow hur fur be OK de weak Aiz gon.
KKHHAAAANNNNN !!!!!
U haz killeded mye sun!
* snerk *
By the way,Tribble, ai saw teh Star Trek moobie a cupple weeks ago. Ai thot it was great!The actor playing Spock did a tremendous jawb.
We saw it last week and reelly lykinged it too. Wuz a kreaytiv way to show us teh start of fings. Tribble, whut did yoo thinking of it?
*waits whiff baited bref-had salmon fr lunch*
** waits wif qwestionable bref…had liverwurst for lunch **
*pussy foots around question* Well, it had menni inconsistenceez. But it wuz berri entertaining. And iffin it bringz a new yungur awedience tew be likin Star Trek, and it meenz moar ST mooviez, den it iz a gud ting.
Dat ar a berry diplomatik ansur, I hereby nominate Uz as mah
Supreme Court nominee
Ohhh, Fank u eye haz alwayz wanna bee a loloyer! Now eye iz prom…, prmote…, mooved up tu Soupreme Court justicee! Kewl!
In udder wurds, yoo did nawt lyke it?
Oh noe, eye lykeded it. It juss didnt follow sum uff teh normz uff teh ST uneeverse. But, eye iz beri happi dat it iz doin sew well wit a brawder awedience.
Ai fotso it showed sum uncawled four Star Warz influenzasenses. But still … kuud hab been werse.
*putz in 2centz, fur wot it’s whirth-which is boviously nawt much*
i laugh’d allmost da whole time, but den i usually am moar amused by StarTrke than iz “noarmal”, prolly. I thott’d it was a good plot device to use a change in da alternatif time/space continunomthingy. IMHO they had to use that or maaaaaaaajel, er maaaaaaaajor transpoarter acksident to updaet the franchize. Dey had lotsa ‘splainin’ to do. i finkso they can now do lotsa movieez using doze peeps, adn i’d pay munnies to see dem.
Duz u watch Heros? Himz haz awl dez powerz. Eye kept specting himz tu uze sum speshul power.
Ai onlee watched Heroes until rite after that character came on.
My stepsoncat watches,tho,and filled me in.
you Klingon trollstards kill’d my sun beem.
Mary Mary, yoo mayd up a gnu bad wurd! At least Ifinkso!
Ebreewun noes teh sun revolvez around mee!
ohai Tribble did U seez the emeow I sended bout mah Dee Cee trip?
Yez, eye am oweing u an answer. Eye goe dew dat now.
IT BURNZ USS!!! IT BURNZ USSSS!!!
Lawng az yu du nawt sparklol. Ai iz berry berry berry sick ov de sparklol bampyres.
yah… sparkloling bampyres… shud ownleh x-ist iffn dem fallded in sum sparkloling bodehloshun.
no, rilly??
I’m readin teh sekkund book now!!
Teh buks ok, itz teh moobie po sturs ebereewear an da swoonin obur pikshurs of dat liddlol boy datz killin me.
1st book,Twilight: Was okay,got thru it
2nd book,New Moon: Liked it the best-I think I was the only female who LIKED that Edward wasn’t in half the book.
3rd book,Eclipse: Had to force myself to keep reading,still haven’t finished it.
4th book, Breaking Dawn: see 3rd book.
ur not alone eeck… I’m about 70 pages from finishing Noo Moon, and I finkso I liek Jacob better!!
Nawt even so much the Jacob part uv it.
I was jus tired uv teh ookiness between Bella & Edward.
I was a littlol disappointed in the male lead. I mean, acc to the book he’s sposed to be drop ded gorjuss, and I just didn’t think the kid they cast was, actually.
yew nawt firteen hunny, sry to tail yew!
pfft! even if I wuz 15 I dont think I’d liek that guy!
Iz nawt teh firteenz dat boddur me, iz teh firtee an fortee sumfings. Pryme eggsampulol: Ladee across frum me in awfice: fortee, haz dis kid awn hur pewtur bacgrownd an skreensabur.
ewwww…kinda kreepy
habin teh YNG (meeny yung azin adult guis) is wun fing, a flerty, silleh wai to plai…butt (!) habing bois 2 druling ober is teh purv…
aifinkso
OMCC! dats just rong.
hee, lotr ref, ftw
mai preshussss *gollum*
LotR ref FTW! (Funneh, kitteh dunnt luuk liek Gollum)
Mai OP iz sew happi tew getz awai frm teh hoomin dat haz de therrmoterer.
dat prolly be mai new kitteh soon, ai has horrid feelings he nawt had his imjecshuns….hims 3 months old! him shud hav had all injectshuns and teh boosters by now, from stuffs i been readin up on over teh interwebs. Momcat to be as ai am…ai is berry nervous!
Nawt tu werri much, when wii were adoptified by each ob hour free kitteh, dey needed da imjecshunz. Dey waz otay. Nawt happi but (snerk) neber happi bout imjecshuns.
Mah uneven tanning patterns – let me show yoo them!
awl teh sunbeems r belawng tew meh!
Is Lescat, no wants the sun.
Ai wudn maind interviewn dis Vam-pyre Lescat!
Potteh mowf kitteh
mebbe herz mint to say “dim sun”?
Iz dat chyneez fuds?
oh s/p……….. luk mai las free lolpiks………is mai nooo kitteh….. ai want her NOW!!!
sry…plz to resume yew normal lolling!!
or shud ai say abbynormal lolling!! :snerk:
ohai jamama, sorry about gettin branes all over ur profile!! ;
I din’t know u was gettin a noo kitteh!! when duz u get her??
nawt yet!! oh noes……… ai iz wastin teh cyoooot!! in 2 weeks!! fanks fur the spare braynes….ai needed sum more!! dat’s cayenne an her wuz borned round st paddy’s day an her is cannukistanian! eh?
shilo will be happy tooo! her has been lonelee fur kitty companionships!!! fanks
Mai braynes are in there too…whut a beauty !!
Uh,oh…luks liek i am in trouble for a commint further up thred.Do you guys have any extra monees for bail ???
How mush monees an wai?
Elebenty hunnert dollers.
See Twilight discussion above and what I think of Robert Pattinson.
Elebenty hun…!!! Um,,, wul dey aksept payment in cheezburgers, yu finkso?
P.S. Gud nite all cheezpeepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I gree wif yu awn da twilite boi, him iz uck! I nawt haz read da book or seen da moobie, butt(!) mine stoopy sister iz buggin mii tu read da books so ebben iffin dey were grate I wuldn’t read dem tu bug her.
jamamakitty, yur new babie bii da kyootest little fuzzi bundle uf luv!!
saw teh video on ur profile, jammamakitty…dat grey cat is teh cyoootst ball of fluffs i has ebber seens!
yesh, dim sum! nummy Korean nom noms. Iz speshully likes teh chickeez feetz.
Is noyying when dey takes teh cart aways.
What’s wrong with sunscreen?
Nuttin hunee, butt iffen yu trai tu put it onna kitteh, yu will alsew need pahrockside.
Mebbe try cheez flavured sunskreenz?
Yes and that wuld help ma’s solar panels out if you could just stay in one place Mr Sun. Pls kthanxbia
luk. u move, i nawt tan gud. u stai in wun plaice, i gets mai tan, den ucan move. simples.
I’m sure they think we could make the sun stop moving just for them, CATS LOL . Great lol.
ADN teh wind, rayn, sno…etc
OMG………..that’s hilarious!!!!!
Kitteh nawt teh awnlee wun,
Staring at teh sun!
Afrayd of wut yoo’d find
If yoo tuk a luk inside
Kitteh nawt juz deaf ann dumb
Staring at teh sun
Nawt teh onlee wun
Hoos happeh hoomuns go blind…
U2 Boenoe, FTW!
so funny!!!!!! lol
I dont know how that whole conversation began or why.
hey… that looks like my cats… all day!
lolz! ah feels lik dat ALL DAE!
awesome! just like me:)
u da bomb hope u mak new ons
U cusseded! but i shtill likez it. MAKE ANOTHER 1!!!!!!!!!!