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gud kitteh!
beautyiful AN gud! Wut a great combinashun!
Yea, a six wae ty, wif Carosue leedin da brayd. Ai has floabored kowffee an teez. Pluz assordid Noms ob sweat an sabory fingeez.
An kitteh mayks yur bak feelz bettur tu! Wot cud bi bettur tahn kitteh, ai asksyu!
at least kitteh haz some decency if hoomin doesn’t!
gud job kitteh!!!
No!!! Do not want!
kwik, wares teh spakkle??
Butt nawt teh sparklee spakkle.
All’s we got is Ass Plaster, son.
ifitz plaster uv pairass, ai fink taht wil wurk
Aym laffink too! Yoo guise ar awll reelly phunneh today!
Thankx, Kitteh! Is an important publik serviss! We needs moar kittehs lyke yoo!
We’re in yor internets preventin imbarrissing wardrobe malfunkshuns . . .
hi grmemlin, i aer still giglolling over yr E-Z liszt finish. you crack me up!
*bows low* Why thank yoo, ma’am! *luks arownd, sees that self is fully kuvvered, sighs with releef*
Teh fingz ai du furr yu!
doan worree… ai gotz ur back!
is plumber’s halper?
Or mebbe pipe snake?
Kitteh really cracks me up…
Gud deedz kitteh coverz fur u!
Eckstended coverige warrenti!
Heimlich – yor doin it rong!
Kitteh is getting ready to do the Heineylick Maneuver…
You.Guys.Are.Just. Wrong.
Hey Maus…are you ready for your role in Fond Memo..
or Likely Story..
What are we calling it,anyway ??
Is that today? I hazza huge amount of IRL stuff to do this aftrenoon…
No,tomorrow at 3 pm EST.
I figured you for being one of those ultra-prepared actors. Maybe not ???
well u is BOTH late for rehearse all!
*luks askanse*
Sorree,Leeza.
Ai haz been rehearsin at hoam,tho.
Should I play the deadly hangnail as pure evil,or should ai sekkretly hav a heart uv gold ???
AI wuz heer awn thyme. Urlee, eben. **preens** Sum ov uz hab hour pry aura tees strayt!
** pries aura off uv preening bird **
**luks arownd fur a kitteh tu covur hur up**
*wraps orinj floofy self protektively arownd parrot*
Fankees gremlin!!!
*Phew*
I am usually super-prepared. But (hehe) here on ICHC, improvisation is king.
*cues sappy movie mewsik, wayts to hear Maus start retching*
*Sticks his fingers in his ears*
LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa
I can’t hear you…
*sounds 0 noo derangement 0 theem song emanatink lowdly from moo sick stoodio wif Ginormaus Speekerz wif Elebenty inch Wooferz*
♪WHEEEEEEEEEER DOOOOOOOO I BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGIN…
Eeewww, noe want heiney likkin. Pleh pleh U kin neber get da tast offa da tougee.
And u noez dis how????
Because she’s from Uranus?
*Scampersawaywithaquickness*
U better run, Maus!!!
*chases after, batting at deh Maus tayl.*
Ai asked da kitteh. Ai iz nawt kinkee. Noe nawt mii, nopenopenope.
Mefinks teh momme duz purrtest tu much.
Cyootie tabbeh!!!!!
*frows treet tu kitteh*
*kitteh drops treet*
Uh-oh…
Don’t think kitteh is DAT desperate for a treet…
8)
Unless kitteh finks iz mowsehole…
Otay, ai gunna end tihs trayn uv thot ryte heer!
Uuppa, tu late – taks P-K’s paw. Off tu da NB.
*despritely tries to resist urge to make train-tunnel commint*
*and fails*
Gud fing teechur waz juss rapping up class. Tiem tu go hoam — an sleep awf tihs pleh stoopy cold! (Otay, lets be reelistic — go hoam an curl up in bed wif kittehs an lappytop
)
Sorry: that train already left the station…
Next stop:
Niagra Falls….
and the Suscahannahwhatever Hat Company….
Niagra Falls! Slowlee ai turned……
Step-by-Step…
Inch-by-inch…
Step by step,inch by inch….
‘little late there eeck…
Yeah,sleepin at my desk again.
U canna dew a gud plumbin job wit owt a plumbin crak!
“I’m plasterin’ as fast as I can Cap’in.. I’m no a mirakle wurker U noes..”
Ai wuz tryin tu fink of sumfing wif teh storree ov teh liddlol boy an teh dike and teh flood an teh thumb, but it wuz jist nawt wurkin.
Dey needs te rent des kittehs out wereh Ai shopz! Coverz-Up!
Coverz-Down!
**klappity klappity fur awl clebbur cheez commints**
Ai am on-ured tu bee in yur presents!
*lukks in present*
Yu iz in mai present eeting mai chokklit!!!
Butt, ai am ON-URED tu be heer! **nom nom nom**
Oh deh horror!!!!
Ai nawt horror! Aiz parrot! An ai saybed teh bestist chokklit furr yu, cween!
U broughted me a present ??
YAY !!!!
**wrapzwifakwikness sum chokklit frum prysma-kitteh’s present** Yep, heer yu go!
Hay!!
Mai chokklit!!!!!
** whispurrs **
Aktually…ai iz nawt a big chokklit fan…
u can has all the chokklit.
U guys are all presents enuf for me.
** hugs cheezfrenz **
**Gibz P-K bran gnu bockz ov chokklit** Sawree ai wuz in yur present.
*hugs eeck an PH*
*shares chokklit an uvver treets awl arownd*
Ai shuld probably skip teh chokklit…
our big boss bought lunch today,and ai eeted a livurwurst/onion/mustard/swiss cheez awn rye and a small peece uv chocolate/peenut budder pie.
Ai will haz to eet lettuce for dinner, ai finkso.
you ate that on PORPOISE??
*runs off to organize an innervention*
Whut – it sownds lyke it wuz just a LIDDEL peece of chocklit/peenut budder pie.
*kwietly wishes for a smawl peece of that pi for mahself*
** teleports pi to gremlin **
*opens teleporter pod; pulls owt pi*
Yay! Fankies! *nom nom nom* *points toward teh general direkshun of north/northwest, wayves floofy paw of gratitood*
not teh same peice though, rite? rite???
Absalootly nawt! Hmmph!
Yoo noes, this is abowt teh poynt in teh day wher Princess Mu wuld be handing owt teh snakkies. I shur misses her! Is she ever on ICHC ennymoar? *has a sad*
Yes, she iz. Ai think ai saw hur ober teh week end. She can come wehn she iz at hoam, but hur pewter iz VERREE slo, she sez.
Ai miss hur tooo!!
MAUS!!! Where yoo is? We has a hongree!
*putz awn Princess Mu costyoom*
Heer ar sum luffeee cukumbrr an cheez sammiges, wif teh crusts cut awf. An su teenee tinee pizza rounds wif pepperoni an green pepper awn them. An sum fresh skweezed lemonade wif oarnj joos in it.
An su choklit an marzipan biscotte wif sum deelishus fresh Url grey tee.
*Putz ebreething awn teh ellee gant tablol wif snowee whyte damask cloth an gleeming silbur candelabra wif 15 lit candlols.*
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Maus is bizzyer than teh proverbial one-armed paper hanger at teh moment. At the tone, do yer own rassinfrassin cookin’…
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Aw, Janet! Hao sweet of yoo! *luks arownd tabul, noms sum of everything* Wunnerful!
Yesh…I waz in teh mood fer sumfin weird for lunch.
And I wuld never eet porpoise…ewww!
Nawt weird enuf for yoo?
Point taken.
Stripedy kitteh keepz U frm DIEING from Exposure!Thermal paus, he has’em!
Moast uv teh “teenz an twenteez” rownd heer nead sebrul kittehz eech 2 cubber up awl teh eggspozed bits!
Sum uv mai classmaets, tu!
Ai wuz werkin az a “payshunt” fur docturz eggzams lass week an wun uv teh candy dayts had a nekkline so lo dat Ai cud neerlee see her nabell!
Whut does U fink of message T’s
T’s with slogans an snarky capshunz an such?
Aifink dat sum uv dem shud haza PG notiss. Ai doan’t myned a bit uv rood in teh rite plaes, but awn a shert iz nawt teh rite plaes!
an eben more inappropriate place would be the seat of Ur pants
dese daiz demz starts earlier still
has U seen tween fashunz fur deh summer
Now if onlee wii kud get a kitty ishuued tu ebbree plumber……
Plummer’s Frend kitteh R knot a drain on teh eekonomii.
…or maybe Aestheticat is desperately attempting to hide a tramp stamp.
or, Tatcat is preparing to give one….
Owie!
Good grief — Tatcat can do 10 inks at once!
Awl in diffrent kullurs? Wow!
If a kitteh wuz maykin up tramp stamps, whut wuld they say, wun wunders?
“gib mee cheezburgers! naow!”
Kitteh’s name inna hart?
“Live to Pet”?
or
“whisker lickins”?
“pounce”?
“friskie”?
Somebody stop me!
I’ll spare you my own cat- and dog-related concepts.
thank you!!
OMCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Oh that wuz bad!! *wipes soda off screen*
skwirrl – for sumwun hoo wuz mostly ded as of yesterday, today yoo ar on a roll!
*gigglols, tries to behave self*
WHAT? on a ROLL?
No nommin teh rodents!
*luks around for BBQ sause*
Um, noes. I didn’t meen it that way! *hides roll, hides BBQ sawse, stands by skwirrl lukking feerce*
That wuz – lukking feerce to uthers hoo mite approach teh skwirrl with ebil intenshuns. Nawt lukking feercely at teh skwirrl mahself. Just thot ayd klarify!
Riiiittte…jus protekktin teh skwirrl,shur…
protekktin her so you can EET her later !!!
Hey! Thatz nawt troo! I has no ebil intenshuns whutsoever toward this skwirrl! Or that parrot upthred, eether! STN! Wuz just purrtektin mah frenz!
Liddel duz we noes this is a royal tabbeh. And this hooman is himz loyal servant, bowing to displaying deference, and conveyings heem cumfortably arownd teh haus . . .
Nawt too comfy for teh hyoomin,dat’s fer shur!
Gibs me a bakk ake juss lukkin at it!
Maibee dis kittehz mousie run down der?
Hickory dickory dock, teh maus ran up teh . . . um, no, I guess we bedder nawt go ther!
Teh world needs moore kittehz lyke yu!
And sum to hold up teen-aged boiz pants!
Anom sista!!
Ai see a hoomin boyz aydis growcerie dis moourn an himz pants shew himz unndies ( an dey wasn vebby cleen). Ai laffd an hadda putz my paw oer mai mouf!
*giggles* I wuld beat my yungin iffin hii wented owt in baggie unnerwearshowinpants.
Baggie unnerware HA!!!
Ai wuz at launsch todai wif ambercat an tidmum – an we saw a teenaiger wif hiz pants around hiz thohais!! An hiz bum wuz entyrelee showing! AN he wuz waring teenie tinee bloo unerwares! 
Wut has bin scene cannawt be unscene! *kuvvers eyz, kuvvers eerz* La la la la la!
Did yoo giv ambercat and tidmum IRL hugs frum awl of us? Ar yoo habbing phun in teenie-tynee-ingerland?
Yes!
there iz lots ov hugging going awn! An much fun iz being had. Egg sept we ar awl freezing to deth!
Ohai, Janet adn Ambercat adn Tidmum!! *schmoos adn hedbonks from us in teh USA adn ebryware!!
Hay Janet..Didja haz a surprize wen U opend Ur hevvy soot case, huh didja?
LOL!!! mai hebbee hebbee sootcayes, wif a Dawn Key innit, an 4 oar fieve kittesh an a parrot!!
Ambercat haz just announced diiner iz reddi – an she’s a reelee gud cuk – so moar awn teh sootcayse layter!
Espeshully teh boi with his bum showing and hiz teenie tinee bloo unerwares!
Oh yesh indeed!!
Today, wen we Me an Kidlets an Ambercat was out havvin luntsh wib JCH4K, Our Wunnerful Janet was teh Shocked to see a teenayge boi wiv hims pantses hangin down pass hims bakside
Sadlee, we gets dat alot in TTI… an barely dressed girlies wiv dental floss hangin owt ebberywhare….Ewwww! Gross!!
Why cant dem do teh sensibble fing an ware teh Harvesters, where ebbreyfing is sayfely gavvered in???…*walks off Tut tuttin to seff*
kitteh publik serbice nowncment- remember kidz, jus sai noe tew crak
GMTA!
yay! *shmoos taya*
*schmoo*
is dainjouris job but somewun has 2 du it
Sai noes tew crack!
ifen u turns around quik, u cans pretends u nawt sees dis….is nawt preety fer hoomins…
gud ebernins to all cheezepeeps!(iz ten past teh six in teh pm here in uk!)
home frum work…call centre kitteh wud b proud of mah wurks….
Oh Hai Zelkina!! gud tu seeing u heer!!
I just putted ur blog on deh town cryer’z blog list.
Schmoooooo.
awww tankies, cween! am bubblin over wid essitement…onli 2 days to go and Caturday bee here, an mai new arrival! ebberyone at wurk muss b bored tew tears abouts himz!
Pffft. Tu teh basemint wif tehm, then. We nawt hazza bored!!!
i has a massive essitement! been talkin bowt hims all dai…ai fink he definatly manx, aifinkso, hab looked at picshures ob dem, so ai fink he is one ob dem iffen he nawt have tail.
Aifinkso nawt awl tailless kittehs be Manx, but ai nawt gno enuf bowt Manx tu be abol tu say what tu lukk for.
If him lukks lyk a Manx, an walks lyk a Manx, tehn aiguess him iz a Manx!!! LOL
We can haz picshurs?
♫ Walk like a manx, talk like a manx
Walk like a manx my son
No goggie’s worth crawlin’ on the earth
So walk like a manx, my son ♫
aplologies tew Frankie Valli
FTW bluesfan!!!!11!
Lub it! LOL =^1^=
ocourse u can hab piksures! soon as he home, ai takes a few snapps for mai blog, and i will tell u wen dey is up, so u can see it from de cheeze cryer. much splorting to be had!
modesty poleece kitteh prevents indecent exposure
purrhaps modesty pleece iz debine innervenshun?
Devine, feline… saem fing!
hoomin servin as movin chair for teh debine feline! Kitteh jus holdin on tite!
Debine Feline hab berrer, berrer modastee teh fine couture an manners. Eben Miss Manners nawt as fine as Debine Feline!
das cause teh debine feline is teh cats wiskars ob cats! Hims have cream from gold bowls and cheezeburgers fed to him daily!
Wow. Embarrasing? Teh kitteh haz probly seen that b4 and was trying to save us. Good Job Kitteh!!!
hahahahahahah… my puupy iz not smart enuf 2 do that. she’d watch.
an point an laff
Hay, ai jus diskovered taht hour frend listz is naow in teh alphamabetikal orderz! (yesh, ah’m prolly wai beehynd teh tymes). tahts a gud chainge!
Kewl!!1!! Ai gawta chek it. Ai doan time. NO! Dere cummin to gets meh!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhh!!!!! LUB U AWL!
NOOOOOOOO!! doan taik hour KCT awai!! *hedbats taikin-awai-peeps*
ai lyke teh alphamabetikal listie, iz mush eezier tahn trine tew member whoo wuz frended wen. speshulee fer sumwun lyke hour cweenmj wif elebenty kabillion frends, aifinkso!
Ai ‘greez wif yu, BF, ai waz keepin’ deh paper frenz list…den, Voila! itz alphamabetikal ‘n e-z fur als us to keep frendz in order…whalll az gud az yu kin hurd felines ‘n keep order!
Ai haz juss lukked at myne – an Ai finked Gudniss, iz dat purrsun mai fren? Ai doan `membur addin dem!
But but but wehre can Ai park mai by sykkul, nao?!
But but but wehre can Ai park mai by sykkul, nao?!
Kitteh pownsin awn teh wale tayul!
Dood, I needz 1 of dez kittehs 4 miself. Lo rise pantts, not so gud aktually
Jus say no 2 butt crack !
perhaps kitteh is indicatin cycle parkin space?
…scared…
lolwut? yuu cawleeing uus fawny? wei awre nawt fanney, wei awre heilerias!!! wei awl wount uone off teh kittehs. chawrge!!