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Did enneebuddee els sees di rok moovin? Enneebuddee??
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Maek it stawp!
Oh … and *KASPLORT!!!!!*
O noes, Nightshayde is daon!
Letsee,
*Scoopez, scoopez up alla braynes.
Putz bakk insied hed.
Putz hedboens bak in plase wif dukky, dukky, dukky tape.
Putz awn a CHRG wif pretty stripeys awn it.
Leeds victim tu recobbery rum.
Putz sawft blankee awn.*
Jest lye heer and rest. No luking at teh cyoot until bettur.
Fankies, KayKitteh!
*taykes a liddul nap*
KayKitteh, uhhh, yu put teh moobing rok inside nightshayde’s hed!
*lists to starboard*
*uncorks wun ob nightshayde’s eers adn teh rock falls out. jd then screws the eer back into place*
Mmmmm…..shrooms….
Wat kinda shrooms yu habbin?
Oops rong fayce!
What kind ya got?
I gots
, 
, 
, 
, an 
yoo can has
twisted sir ownded by cololons
cool ditto ditto
roll moor dittos
mrgreen moor dittos
Jest ur maginashun, Aifinkso!
Dis magination inkludz waht teh rock left onz rug? STINKIE! Watz it?
Turkles leeve presments awn rugs? :8o:
Crud, mine shocked face nawt show up.
Mai goggies wuud liek tu killit adn roll innit in free weeks.
mg:
Mai kocker spanyul hoo crossed teh bridj lubbed tu roll in ded inneefing. Mai gowlden ai hab nao iz parshal tu deer droppins, speshulee if dey hab been eetin purplol berries. Purplol an gold iz nawt az purtee az it sownds.
Ai’m poopin raynbows!!!
ai nawt wants to see teh poop ob gold at teh end
AI told him nawt tu hab skittlols fur brekfust.
Wy nawt? mite be inspurashunul fur sum joolree.
Kinda soundz lyke Mardi Gras, just add grass stains an yur there!
Thought it was in German first. That’s seriously encrypted lolzcats.
ja. usually the pics are in less lolspeek adn moar or less in Engrish.
Itz ok bebbeh. Iz yur nu plai toi
Will bii a VERI slooowww chase, tho.
I dunno abowt dat. I fitted jet-powered roller-skates to teh tore-toys.
AHHHH!!! Moving roks!! Veri sloooowww moving rok, kulda bin mine imaginashin.
Iz troo! I iz nawt pairuf–payruh–skeered of ebbrytin fur no gud reezun!
it ok kitteh i seed it moovin it won hurt u. i promis.
Omai! what a kyute liddlol pinky noze ewe haz and such a Liddlol tayle and such biggggg Blew ayes!
***SPLORT!!!***
Onose! catslave iz down!
**runs in wif teh CCC**
**scoop up braynes inna neet pile**
**rinse braynes wif sparklee lime waddur**
**pack pack pack braynes inna hed cabity**
**put hedbones bak in playce**
**wrappy wrappy wif bloo an yelllol dukky tape**
**snap! fresch CHRG on**
**wrap bictum in sawft blankee**
**leed bictum tu cowch**
**gib bictum chokklit chipmunks an warm drinkee ov choyce**
Dere, yu stay heer an reelacks til yu recubber!
Fank Q, Parrrrrrothead. Teh Splorts hurted! Nawt enuf warning! Teh Ty- Boo-Tyke Shud be getting a speshul shipmink ub Quadruplol strenf CHRG’s/ Wdoi in Soon. (Ai Hope)
Gud greef, wear iz teh warnin fur dis wun! The liddlol wurried fayce, teh beeg bloo eyez, **hold CHRG berry titelee**
Nawt furgit da tiny little kitteh tayle. *Holds CHRG wyle tryin tu put awn nuther wun* Oh mine gudness!
O teh tinee tayle! **wrapz moar dukky taype rownd an rownd**
Dat iz kwite a nice patturn on dat hardwud floar. Dat musta costid a lawt of munniez.
Veri observant PH, Yep lotsa spendy instillation Ifinkso.
Ai gottid teh horridwud floars a fyew yeers bak, an ai wanted jist a liddlol ‘speshul cuts.’ It wuz gonna triplol teh price! Ai gess it’s reelee an art.
Stoopy me, aifinked so horridwud wud bee eezeeur tu keep kleen. Nao, insted ov runnin teh bakyum reel kwik, ai gotta sweep, wadsh teh goggie hayre float arown, bakyum, yewz teh hose onna bakyum tu get teh floating goggie hayre, den go obur wiffa swiffer to shinee it up.
Ifinkso wii gonna go wif da lamentant wood awn da kitchen, iffen wii ebber git round tuit. Da reel wood floorz takes much tenshions dat I nawt haz.
**nods** Dey are mush eezeeur, aiheer. Iffen yu find dat round tuit, wud yu get me wun?
Noooooes! Nawt tu gets teh rownd tuit! Peepuls spekts yu tu du seeew mush moar wuns yu gets wun!!!11T!!
3km, has cayrful wif teh lamenting flours…wen tehy get wet, tehy can has warping iffin teh wadder gits inna krax
*Nods *
Yass, if U put teh laminating flours in teh kitchen oar baffroom U haz tu maek shur U putz teh seeler oar teh heavy wax awn dem seberal tymes inna yeer.
I sees it moobin’
Gudnite frenz, ai hazza beeg tired. Teh rayne duznawt seem tu bee halpin teh pollin go awai.
yep, it moobed
oh muh CC – dis is teh sweetess bebeh kitteh EBER!!!
*scweez iiyz tytelee so nawt to look at teh cyootness*
Dun werk, deh iiy scweezin. Aiz awl splortid but nowun nohz aiz daon heer.
Grayt beeg flatz rawk duz
nawtz moobz berreh fasst, butz denz,
himz duz nawtz habz 2
Grayt beeg flatz rawk habz
bedddurr ‘Stelff Moad’ dan Kitteh.
Slowwwwwwwwwwur, butz beddurr!
Grayt beeg flat rawk habz
eeben moar payshunss dan t3h
Liddill Kitteh habz!
Jack.
Kittehs are not ackshully known fer teh payshunss…
R tehy?
DMARIE!! I canna has seen you inna koon’s age, how you doin?? funny, i was just sayink to mysef a few daze ago “ware’s dmarie? adn duz she still haz da bukkit?”
I stubbed my toe on the bukkit goin to work tihs morning… so yes, still me, still got teh bukkit.
Esme’s still got teh kyoot, but nawt got teh liddle ennymore. She be 12.5 poundzez!
bwavo, Jack!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-bravo-bunny.jpg
Ai tihnks peepul wuz tu buzy splorting tu c teh rok muv.
Ai agreez Keshy
troo, troo.
Kitteh, u so adoarabully splortee dat wee diddun ebbun notice.
doan u wurry noaw….I am shur dat u relly saw it.
naow , u juss comez obbur heer an gits sum eer skritcheez and tuna and creem an ..an…well, oh……
durn.
*splort*
I sayb yu kafleen! Lessee;
cayrflee scoop up braynes and cleen up wid freshly sented rosewater wif a litlol jasmine innit. Put cayrflee bak in brayne holder and tayp bone peses wid pretty colured duk taype. Put new CHRG wid xtree strong padding on. rappee in softee blankee and escort to recobbery room. Now lay down in nice floofy bed and rest a bit with warm cocoa and treat of yur choice. This is reinforced to prevent stoopty trolls from boddering yu any furder. {{{kafleen}}} my good cheesfrend!
o my!!!
tanks u!!!
wutt a good fren!!
Dis kitteh luuks leik eva teh Diva! She wuz adoptified by Plasticat!
Hoo ray for Plasticat!
kyoot widdle tail….big blue eyes….looks like my too itteh bitteh kitteh commiteh representives at mah house. they is calle d calvin and hobbes, one is straipey laik a tiger (hobbes_ and z other is black an he is calvin. they r teeeeny tiny! not even 2 pounz
U needzagit blu sew wii can c pixurs of tehm.
um.. not laff at me silliness but whats blu?
bloo meenz yur naim heer — maiks yew habbing uh linkee tew yur pwofile. Dis haow ai did it:
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
i think i have it……
awww wata cute lil tabby kitteh
Hay !!!! Dis bees mai capshun!!!! Ai has teh beeeg supprysis, cos ai nawt merembur duin dis capshun – butt (*!*) den, der bees sew mush ai nawt merembur dees daes ….. oooo, dots!! Enneewaes, dis bees mai FURD TIEM onna frunt paej – ai has a stunnd!
conga rats nicewitch! bery foony kitteh capshun dat maykz muh hed go BOOM! splorticus de la cyootness, aifinkso.
con CAT ulashingz, nicewitch!! iz berry funnee!!! It fitz deh wurried babehz egg spreshun so well. it gibz mii a smilol!
Ohai mj. U haz seen teh noo business going up behind teh NB? Rhsb adn Ai R building teh Stoopee peepz bashing adn blastifiying plaec.
Whar U can go wehn U need tu blastify/oar bash sumwun in effin gee. U gib us enuf notiss adn teh photo adn wii will eben custimize teh targit.
Mai putur at hoem is borked…nawt will get replaced until aftur ai am inna noo haws.
Guud gnus is teh noo haws is wiered foar teh hispeed innurwebs!!
conga rats shoelaces, Ms Nicewitch. Free tiemz! Yu iz talon tid beyond eggspeculashunz um. Oar spendin tuu many tiemz onna innertubes.
Um … prollee dat sekkund wun
aifink turtlol mite bee wif Confuse-A-Cat LTD.
Du yu c wut ai c?
You’re all complete morons. There’s lolspeak, and there’s you idiots.
I’d rather read the juvenile crap written on bathroom walls in an American public school than your disgraceful terror that you’ve modified lolspeak to be.
tehres caik inteh brakeruum{{{{cheezfrends}}}}
LOL
so ……why are you here?
One more thing….if we were trying, instead of relaxing and having a little fun, (try it, tight ass!) there is an extremely good chance most of us would kick your ass at English skills.
Dumbasses don’t play this game. It tends to be the more intelligent among us.
Now, go #&@# off.
PS…”you idiots is?”
Hehehe….yu sed ass! Hey, draywhatever….go play in traffic.
There, there, dear. A little kaopectate and you’ll be fine in the morning. If you’d just stop rectal suckling you wouldn’t even have this problem.
eeheehee Mrrphh FTW!
LOL….yu crap me up, ya know!
ooohhh a turtlol AND a kitteh…lyf am gud.
tu bad teh trollie donut finkso. Dats ok. We noe yu am just mist-unerstood. Go ‘way naow. Dat’s a gud troll.
pleez nawt tew feed teh t-r-o-l-l-s (NPT){{{{turtlol}}}} come haz sum caik inteh brakeruum
Ai haz tew cawl it kwits naow, nitey nite ebreewun!
DURFADURFHURF AI AM TALL KING LAIK A DURFANURF
yur fingers ar movin, but all I see is blah, blah , blah…..
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
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OH NOEZ I AHM DED NAO I R DIEZ
Wow. We’re among friends. What are YOU doing?
I bet you live quite the exciting life. Will you recount your thrilling sardonic escapades of mocking “The Tards” to your friends tommorrow? Will they be so Having A Life Challenged that they will actually snicker and approve?
Seriously. We know what we are doing here, and you haven’t a clue what it is about. You couldn’t possibly. What are YOU doing here, loser?
Thank you for responding to each one of my posts.
And you mock -me- about having a boring life.
Wait, now I just responded to your posts that were responding to my posts.
WAIT WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
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OH NOEZ I AHM DED NAO I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ I R DIEZ
ai finkso de troll borked ebery rool uv lolspeak wiff himz badbadbad grammers, and der RN’T eben enni roolz fur lolspeak…
good job, stoopy troll!
Now I actually kind of feel sorry for you.
P.S. I like how you brought my personal life into all of this.
Stay classy, San Meow-go.
Lol c wut ai does tharr? i r funnee tew!!!111
LOL @ Having A Life Challenged
iF we ganore him/her/it long enuf…mebbe it will jus go way, eh? Ima willin to risk it.
wut he’z doin heer iz gettin hooft, but good! {{{{dawnkey}}}}
oteh
caik inna braekrum
urp
nyt all!
Hey! Dere’s no more cake inna brake rum! Why is teh cake always gone?
teh cake iz a LIE, aifinkso.
No, it’s here: German cheezecake, Austrian Sachertorte, Danish pastries. Take ur pick. When dere’s trolls about, dere’s awlways cake in the breakroom to stop cheezfrenz frum feeding teh trolls. Feed urselves, hug a cheezfrend {{{mumrik}}} + {{{doctorcat}}} and enjoy life!
I rescued a box turtle an kept him for 2 days. My cats had a fit over him din I let him go in da woods. for 3 days dey was lookin for da turtle an jumped in da air if sumfing moved where dey last saw him. It wuz so funny!
Da Turtlol. It moovz!
Y WorPress eated mah commentses? Y?!?!
Cute liddle babeh!
~Splort~
oooh, you been down longest tyme!
cayrfully sweeps mess and cleans wif saline and rinse wif lavender
cleans cabbity wif more saline and lavender rinse.
cayrfully puts brayn bak into playce and puts cleened bones on wif byootimus taype to hold it all in.
puts new helmet on wif extree paddin and proteckshun.
leads D.R. to recobbery room wif eggstra floofy blankees and tea and gushy fuds. yew need eggstra quiet tyme ’cause yew been down so long.
{{{{{D.R.}}}}}
Elizabeth Rose? As in Shrimplet? Dint noe yu wuz owld enuf tu reech teh keebord! We lubs yu!
fankyoo fur sabing teh turtlol!
Ai awl wayz duz wen Ai seez dem awn teh rode. Makes fur inneresting motersykle riding: stawp, put kikstan down, run, grab turtlol, put inna woodz, get bak awn….O.O dere’s anudder wun….and sew awn….
The Shrimplet dusent kwite rech teh bord so I donfinkso dats hur. An yesh kitteh dat rok moobed. Btw cheesiefrenz Shrimplet habin surgery tumorrow sew send sum wishes to hur fir sum gud luk. Fanks!