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Or at least CC…
… cos CC may habs murcee on me!
Ohai Upfi, dey bee lukkin fore U onna cheezfrens.
Iz OK BOM – it wuz me lukkin an Ai haz fownd her!
Ai still nawt uzed tu lukkin fore da naems of comminterz, iffn U cud pweez du mii a flabor? Ai iz tryin tu get da emayo tu acept da commintz notifin. Ai needz sumone tu commint on da blog who isn’t in mi address buk. Cud U pweez go tu blog (linkee on mi profile) an leb a commint, nuffin special, eben I was here.
Fankees.
Dun dat!
Fanks, gotta goe figure why it didnt werk.
It shud be sending yu teh emayos otto-majiklee awn commints… iz cot bai spam filter, mebbe?
Yes, ai is tryin tu get da filter tu accept messages frum da blog site an nawt filter cause it doen recognize it. Ai cuddnt ask U caus eet noes u.
Fankees, butt (snerk) noe commint was lefded.
Ai doan’t unnerstan dat – Ai rited a commint! Praps Ai did sumfin rong?
Onlee fing ai kin fink ob iz da save(?) button didnt werk. Mi tryin tu figur out da blog is lernin sperience, fank CC fur P-K. Definetly cudnt hab gotted dis far wifout her.
BTW, teh (snerk) is liable to be misunderstood – my nawt sekund feeling wuz dat u wuz mokkin me!!!
Sorri, alwaes puts (snerk) behin da butt (snerk) sea.
Butt in TTI meenz a barrul 2 cullekt rayn-wadder!
In Eew-Ess-Aye, butt (snerk) is da term fur da part ob da anatomy da U sits on.
In Eew-Ess-Aye, butt (snerk) is da term fur da part ob da anatomy da U sits on.
Ai noe , iz juss dat Ai fink uv teh meenin Ai noed nawt sekund b4 Ai `membur dat it haz anuvver meenin in `Merica.
Hm, yeah… iz 4 commints, nun be annipuss’.
Ai juss leeved a test commint wif a emayo addy yu nawt haz.
Otay, wii see iffn eet werks.
Noew eet doen post on ebber one.
*Keepz tellin self, Learnin iz gud, nawt old doins maeks min bedder. Bowling iz fun*
Nawt unnerstand… what rong? Yu juss nawt getting emeow about teh commint? Coz teh commint, it be tehre…
Ai didnt git Anni’s or Ur commints, altho ai did git da one frum Kvnsgrrl; maebe jus takded tyme tu proess da blog site okee dokee. Fanks fur ebrifing.
*nodnod* Myte juss be being slo… but also, peek in yur junkmail tu see if stuffs got rerouted. Tell me if it nawt wurk at sum point, otay? {{{{{BOM}}}}}
Oh noes! Ai hasn’t had tyme yet to log into cheezfwends and ketchup wif awl dat is going awn. Mabbeh tonite, butt (snerk) ai wudn’t hold my bref, iffn ai was u.
*tikklols ant in nae wif tineetendrils*
*squeals with delite and happiness*
Ohai Upfi!
)
YAY!
Conga-ratshumalaashuns awn teh tawp spawt!
Gud 4 u!
N donut wurreh abowt cheezfrenz finking u r ded oar anyfing. Sumwun (maa-b bom_momme) tolded tehm taht u hab bin spyd heer.
Ai hoep u haded funz.
Hugz n cheezluv
WooT! Congrats, Upfi u beeted me! Cawfee an cookies? Ai can do a sittin doun dans fur u!
Yesh! Fank u! *nom nom crumblee nom*
{{{{{UPFI}}}}}
I haz missinged u!!!!! It b so gud tu seeing u!!!!! And dere u b at deh berrry top uv the commintz!!! Schmoooooooooooooo!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!
{{{{{CWEENMJ}}}}}
Is so gud to habs ur majestee back in our midst! AI cannawt post as mush as before, ai is on reduced wurk hours and it is the great pleh and awl, but ai lubs mai cheezfwends and mai lols.
Lukks liek a kitteh 2 me, fishie!
Iffen u sho a cat a fishie can haz sushi.
Whi wood fishie want sushi??????? Isnt da canntiblolism???????
Hi Bom!! Ifn I can haz a happy (oar a sad) mebbe a fishie can haz a sushie…
I gots bad noos, fishie…..
itteh bitteh koi pond committeh
Kitteh: “Watevvur maeks u sleep at nite, fud.”
Iz bettur if teh fishie finks dat teh kitteh iz Batman. Upset fishies doan tayst as gud as hapi fishies.
Gud moarnin Fluffy, hoew bee ur dae.
Affernuun, Bom. Ai shud reely sai et iz gowin gud, butt akshully ai wud reely apresheejate a hug.
{{{{{{{{FluffyB}}}}}}}} Ai noe dat izn’t kwite az gud az a RL hug, but iz teh best Ai can do heer!
Anii hug iz gud enuf fur mii! Fanks!
Dat wer a funni punni!
*pownse*
{{{{{{{{{{FluffyB}}}}}}}}}
*hugz bak*
{{{{{{{Annipuss}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}
Fanks u guys, u halpt a lawt. Ur sow nys adn sweet adn stuff! Ai feel bettur nao.
hedbonk {{{{{{ Fluffy B!}}}}}
Heers a sparklol magick wish 4 u 2! Gud 4 watever gib U a happee.
{{{{{FluffyB}}}}}
*Bapz Fluffy’s tayle*
Sorri ai waz late, fittin wif mi blog.
Watz up budder cup?
{{{{{{{BOM}}}}}}}
Fankee kvnsgrrl!
*hedbonks bak*
*taeks teh sparklol magik wish adn gently puts et in mah treshur chest*
{{{{{{{kvnsgrrl}}}}}}}
*gettin in line 2 hugs FluffyB*
{{{{{{{FluffyB}}}}}}}
{{{{{fluffyB}}}}}
{{{{{alla Cheezpeeps}}}}}
{{{{{{{booklion}}}}}}}
Iz this teh rite lion??
{{{{{{{{{{FluffyB}}}}}}}}}}}}
Hugs – we can has them!!
An giv tehm – az mennee az yoo need.
*hugz bak*
) butt fankee sow mush!
{{{{{{{Fnark}}}}}}}
Ai doan fink ai noes u, adn iffin ai do pleez tu furgib mii (awld age, u noe
No, I still iz kinda knew arownd heer butt (mmph) I has seen ur posts. Hope teh hugz helps ur blues go fur away.
Yes, fanks, teh hugs halpt sow mush! Izza pleshur tu meetcha, Fnark!
Teh pleshur is mines…
teh pleshur … I haz it!
hey I didz mai nawt-sekund smiley-fayse on ICHC! mebbe I can haz moar. :-0
nope i canna doit. Iz there a dikshunary for emoticons sumwhere?
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/weirdpress-smilies/
Iz menny awsum fings at:
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
kthx prysma-kitteh.
Ai maed a commint adn put in teh address tu teh smileys, butt nao the pootir is showing mai comint wif teh wurds “Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
Hmm, less see.. can I has a
?
I Can Has!! :0
Thx Prysma an fluffy!
FankQ ebrywun!!!
Ur awl sow sweet adn fotfull adn gibing, ur gonna maek mii cry!
{{{{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}}
*hans FluggB shamwow*
FluffyB, even
*taeks shamwow, nawt reely shure wut et iz, butt finks et mite b a tissue…?*
Fanks 4.5k!
{{{{{{{4point5kittehs}}}}}}}
Ai lebbed da linkee tu splain shamwow. Iffn U cant get Wikipedia let me noe an ai will emayo dsripshun; iz berri useful in Cheeze Town. Alsew (caus ai jus lerned miself) anityme U tryes tu put a http address on here, da peepz who run dis playse keeps ur post out unteel dey chek eet fur unxceptiblol content.
Fanks! Ai fot sow.
Do nawt kri, FluffyB! We is awl happeh to hug eech uthers.
Groop hug? Aym happeh enuff but hugs mayk me feel beddur too. Even when aym happeh!
{{{{FluffyB and uther cheezpeeps}}}} huggin up a storm!
*joyns in groop hug wifahappeh, purring*
Prysma, I has a kwestchun mebbe yoo noes teh answer to? Mah huzbing an I wuz tawking abowt this on teh weekend, and I sed I gnu sumwun hoo mite noes.
Duz kittehs and goggies has different blud types, lyke peepuls duz? Or duz awl kittehs has saym blud type?
And kan hoomans giv hooman blud to a kitteh hoo needings blud?
Teh kweschun kaym up when we wuz tawking abowt sumthing related to kittehs bein injured, and mah huzbing sed, “I culd halp! Aym teh universal donor!”
KthxIwuzjustkyurious.
Kittehs haz teh kitteh bloodtypes — A, B, an AB, but no O. A iz oberwhelminglee most commun.
Goggies haz sumfing lyk 6 major blood types.
Haoeber, hyoomin bluud nawt teh same az eever wun, an az far az ai gnoing, it wud nawt be a gud fing atawl.
Tehre be a few goggie blood banks, an fewer kitteh blood banks. Sum vet cliniks keep kittehs an/oar goggies arown whu can donate in a merjensea.
Fanks, P-K! Yoo be full of teh smarts, as I gnu yoo wuld! I will telling heem whut I has lerned.
I did think it wuz wunnerful and charmink that I has marreed a guy hoo wuld think uv giving his own blud to sayv a kitteh’s lyfe.
But apparently he will nawt be kawled upon to do so.
Yur guy be berry full uv WIN an hart!!! Yu hazza lukkee!!!
An nawt full uv smarts, in tihs case… juss payd tenshun in class.
*Bom bouncez up an doen in seet*
*wave paw rapidlee bak an forf*
Ai noes, ai noes
iz 8 typez of blood groupz fur dogz.
1.1 A1 40-60% No Acute hemolytic reaction
1.2 A2 10-20% No Acute hemolytic reaction
3 B 5-20% Yes Delayed hemolysis
4 C 85-98% No None
5 D 10-25% Yes Delayed hemolysis
6 F 98-99% No Unknown
7 Tr 10-45% Yes Delayed hemolysis
8 He 40% No Unknown
*gibs BOM a goggie-bone teearrah fur gnoing awsum stuffs bowt goggies*
Berry good ansir, Bom_Momme. U can haz a treet an sit down.
{{{{{{{gremlin}}}}}}}
Dis is eggzacklee y I hang out heer – Cheezpeeps r deh bestest peeps.
{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}
(craks opn kaes of Shamwows 4 ebrywun)
{{{{{floofybutt}}}}} Ur naim reminz mii uv mai bestest fren. Her grands cawl her “Fluffy”. Is berry cyute.
I’m just typing this comment to see if is translated to cat talk.
* joynz Fnark n many odderz in biiiig lawng lyn 2 hug FluffyB *
D
{ { { { { FluffyB } } } } }
Tehre is nuffing 2 feer, teh cheezpeeps r heer!
Oooopsie!
Taht wuz s’post 2 b
lol!
really nice
Holy goldfish, BatMan!
hehe good kwotin
Hai Siobhan! happee day to u
adn a hawpee dai 2 u 2
ai wentid rait 2 utoob fur lookin at da owld batmanmoobies aftur reedin ur kommint ^^
Cloze, iz CatMan
Hao u know et izza CatMan? Cud b a CatWoman…
Wut wood Catman do?
Wate! Catman do is in kneepall, izznt it?
*snerk*
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to FAIRY CHERUB and KIKIHIHI an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and Jerman choklit caek, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif magick decoder rings, pens wif sparklee ink and teenee tinee cars. an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
ooo ai lurves teh sparklee gelly pens!
(slips Noobeh and eggstra sparklee gelly pen)
oh fankeez Kvnsgrrl!!! ai duz de happee dans fur teh sparkleez! ai will go now an rite u a speshul letter of luv an frenship wif mii noo pen!
Hi tu ewe, noobeh,
Ai iz sadd cawse mai OP iz nots heer wit m3. Thet an oddr tings. Ai go getz her frum de vets aftr too dis affrnoonz. Ai gotta lonesomb.
ohai op_sMama! r u feelin bedder now? ai sowwy to heer dat op is at teh dokter. I gibs u teh BIG HUG {{{{{op_sMama}}}}}
I call a green cars! *zoom zoom ZOOM*
Hoppy Perthdaze to cherub and kiki YAY!
(Slips Fnark a soopurrrrr green convurtbl)
AWWW-sum!!
zoom zoom ZOOOM
Ogod. Too funneh!
iz da spfinx?
Ai hazza beeg pwowd! Onna prebious fred, a troll sed dat ai r a kompleet m-o-r-o-n. Ai r nebber bin dat gud at sumfin befour!!!!
LOL!
but that’s not troo Africat! ur teh best at majick carpet rides!
AFricat, yu r also teh best at mayking the laydeez swooon when yu wears yr kilt!
*almost swoons jus finking about it*
???
???
…
Butt (!) ai doan unnerstand? Ur nawt dat adn nao ai hazza upset dat sumwun sais dat!!!
Frum a troll, dats a big compliment! Conga-rats Africat!
Hee-Hee! Fanks frends! Ai didn taik teh trolleus giganticus seriously, he/she/it jus happnd tu start spewin aftur wun ov mai poasts. Soe, at teh end ov his/her/its rant ai jus gave a
ai fink teh trollee trollz b bizzy laytlee … y they nawt play sumwarez else? u did teh rite fing by juss gibin dem a happee fayse so u nawt feed their angry.
{{{AfriCat}}}
Ifinkso I agreez wif Bluesfan that we shud not feed teh trollz. Dat wun seemed to enjoy teh attenshun.
Tehy du. Iz hard tu resist sumtiems. Eever tehy maek nastee commints an nebber come back, oar tehy maek nastee commints an enjoi teh arguminting, so responding rarelee halps.
Wunce, ai ansured sumwun saying un-nyse fings abowt lolspeek, an him desyded it waz fun (nawt haz seen Joel latelee, anywun haz?) but 99.99999999% uv teh tiem, iz waste uv tiem n enerjees.
yesh, dis wun wuz partikulrlee bahd an bobviuslee lyked teh respondin cheezpeeps did. ai tride tew git ebreewun tew goe tew teh brakeruum fer caik
{{{{{{bf}}}}}}
Yu duz what yu can, yu nawt can maek ennywun du ennyfing.
Sumtiems, iz lyk herding cats.
An teh caik was so delishyus, too!
Yu be berry gud at being owr frend!!!!! Berry berry gud!!!!!
An if yu ask yur kittehs, tehm will say yu iz, well, az gud az kittehs eber fink hyoomin servints be. LOL
But teh troll, him nawt nys, cawling yu names. *growl*
Waal eet did say wii r “all m****s”! Butt (heh heh, troll butt!) eets kommunt wus jus aftur an eenosint poastin ov mine
*hiss an pointee ends*
Pffft. Stoopy troll.
*burrees troll inna litterboks*
*sniffsniff*
*paws moar kittehlitter ober teh spot*
*bownsis out an hedbonks AC*
*purrs an hedbonks tu PK*
{{{{Africat}}}}
Wow AfriCat, dat wuz a nasty little troll wuzn’t it. Congrats, awn keepin yur kool, I nawt shure I haz dat kinda kontrol.
When I seez teh trols, I tries to wawk kwietly arownd them. I thinks of those lines frum Silence of teh Lamz abowt Dr. Chilton’s protokols for hao Clarice is sposed to approach Hannibal Lecter. From imdb.com:
“Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper – no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?”
Duz t-r-o-l-l has digree in chemistrii? Is studeeing felogy and counsling? Duz nawt noe enny ov us all awl.
Wee r definitly nawt m****s. Needz much smart tu du tihs.
I nawt fink dat bii Batman little fishy, kause I nawt sii Robin enniware.
Robbin be in teh tree aowtside?
Iz spring, teh robins awl be bizzy lukking fur wurms.
Yep, Robin bii sittin in da tree owtsyde taunting mine little Lucy kitty. Her wants to go an meet Mr. Robin.
I has found Nemo, and now Iz ar gonna to eat him
oof when I sawd Finding Neemo I was pretty newly a daddy. All teh kiddies arownd me were laffin and I wuz like “AW TEH DADDY IZ LOOKIN FOUR HIS SON!!!” I allmoast cride…
Awww… dat’s sweet!
*hans Fnark shamwow, Justin Case*
butt dont think I2m nawt macho and tuff…
*puts Durty Hairy moovie on teh deeveedee but seekretly watchin Ol yeller on teh ipod*
*hans Fnark an otter shamwow, keeps wun for selbm settlols in to wathc Ol Yeller wif him*
Tell me wen we getz to teh rly sad partz. I iz gonna hides in teh shamwow.
Mii too!
no my dear fishies I ar not Batman
I ar the joker
dressed as the Batman
isn’t that funneh?
Ebil Clown!!!!
*pees inna flannik*
*hans P-K shamwow*
ohai D-K how is uz?
U is not fraid of me rite?
Afraid? Pffft!! Ur just a clown! Hoaw cud yoo possiblee harm mii?
You are brave! I admire that in a kitteh
Bii kareful D-K, dat clown nawt haz balloons duz IT?
I ar harmless 3km
Yeah, ok, umm, I’ll just stand ober heer, um just otta arms reach, um, no offense or ennifing, ok?
also if join deh dark side
U can has cookies
and cake
death by choclit
Hmm, choclit?
death by choclit? **drools**
**leens tword dark side**
has kahlua an dark choclit and coffeh an a decadent
choclit frosting
here has sum
but but but if you is not ebil, why is ur name ebil??
Becos I looks ebil
**leenz bak tu lite** Datz a gud poynt. Why?
**sniffs chokklit sintid air**
**leenz oddur way**
an scareh
an I has mah ebil moments
also it ar mush more funz!
an don’t forget deh choclate
oh okays.
PARROT! whare u bin? we had rehearsal at elebenty oclock? and whare r maus and eeck??
*flips hair dramitically and looks at clipbored*
Ai hab been heer waytun! An wearz mai donuts? An wearz mai maykeup persun? An hooz hayres are yu flippin? Ai sware, yu hawleewud types!
Ebil clown, aifinkso yu shud come tu teh lite side an bring teh cakez wif yu. We haz lawtz of fun heer tu! An we naw hazzta deel wif awl dat breemstone an fyre an stuffz.
so funny love it
Ahem.
*steps asyde fur a mommint tu cleen salf up*
Fank yu, DK.
Ohnoes, watch owt, izza ebil clown!!!!!!!elebentee!!!!!!!!!
Ai waz reedin sum comminnt frum anuvver pikkee tu mi huzby. Sumone sayd *pees inna flannik* an den hadda xplayn eet. Himz laffz at comminntz, tho nawt alwaes unnerstandz dem.
ai luv teh spoonerisms, hee hee
thx BF473. NOW ai can unnerstands. I’m a liddle sloe onna uptake.
Is nawt Batman . . .
Is Catwoman! ^-^
Fank u gremlin! Iz wut ai sayd, tu.
GMTA!
Teh shadow of teh eerzies = so kyoot!
Ay am katwumman; hear me rawr!
Banana-nana-nana-nana nana-nana-nana-nana *big bref* BATMAN!
Brilliant! The cleverest picture/caption I’ve seen here.
All penicillins be tok-sick tu pinnygigs?!?! Whu gnu? It kills bakterias teh pinnygigs need in teh tummeh an frow ebreefing owt-uv-wack.
Penicllin wood haz neber bin uzed iffin hade been tested awn pinny gigs nawt sekund!
**runswifakwikness tu buy liddlol masks fur GP, donut want himz tu git a cold**
WOW!! Kitteh an goggie blud types, no penicillins fur da pinnygigs!! I haz learned muchli tudai. I nawt gitten enni wurkz done, butt (!) iz gitten an edumakation.
This is so darling! LOVE IT! Thanks for sharing.
Ai didn see kitteh shadow adfurst, an didnd get it. Juz notissed Batcat
tis made me lol so hard, ai neerli fell off my chair!
Me too! I haven’t had a real good LOL for a while. This one is brilliant.
Qwick Wobin! To da Catmobile!
ai swims in teh river of teh shadow ob deathm i shall fear no basement cat, for ceilin cat art wid me, forebber and ebber….till Nom
ROFLMAO!!!!!! OMG, KUDO’S to meggypeggy fur de catpion!!
ai dun getz eet…
BWAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA! XDDDD I luvs eet!
Loved dis lol it made me LOL for real. Thanks for the laugh.
I normally don’t comment on pictures, but this one was hilarious.
OMG…i’m dying laffing….that was awesome…
Why do you guys talk like that?
fisheh has lots to worree abowt
if not for possible kittehs
fisheh has bad feeling abowt taht drane plug
This is the best one in awhile. It’s not too “Hang in there!” / catlady.
Man…. wtf? All you people writing in lolcat are basically furries. Ew. You freaking weirdos.
poor fish
Lol
Wut R U do n wit fish in yo bathtub?!?!?!?!?
dey iz avoidin mez
Really awful kiddie grammar spelled out in bubble letters is neither funny nor cute. It’s just stupid. The pictures are funny, though.
LOL! POOR MR.FISHEH! SENIOR KITTEH IS ABOUT TO MAKE DA KILL!
mai kittah ated allz r fishas b-4