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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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No no no — ai iz luukin fur spaer chaynj!
But awl I fownd iz an ekonomi wib holes.
al mostz onlee countz in hore shus.
an hand grenaydez!!
an termo nukleer wepons
Izunt it a bit oberkill to uze new-clear weppuns on termites?
Haow els do u get rid uv teh varmintz?
Mayk anti-matter in teh shape ob shugar cubes.
mebbe… butz dey are bery hard to kill…almos as hard az ROCHEZ!
I nebber had problems wib roaches dat setting fire tu teh kitchen cudn’t solve.
Iffs u can’t stand teh heet – burn down teh kitchen.
O hai, Romeow. I always lubs it wen u shows up.
Gud...ebeneeng...Prof...Falkinwuld...yew...liek...tew...pway...uh...gaim?Umm………..nebber mind.
Ai lubbed dat moo bee.
The only way to win is not to play!
Donut shoot at teh nookleer warheds!
Wii kuld use da Big Gun Grill!
Dinner an a show!
Hay! Wunner ifn dat’s teh kinda grill 2_k wuz tawlkin abowt havvin to assemblol.
Kuld bii, I sii that taken sum tyme, specialli iffen directions iz translated.
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Wull nead a littul halp sune…
I git by wib a littul help from mai frens
I git fries wib a littul help from mai frens
I’ll neber heer dat song teh saem wai again.
♪do you neeeeeeeeed any french fries
i need some frenchfries to nom…
cud it beeeee any french fryes? ♫
or do u care where they’re from?
Wub you b-leaf in da Curly fwies?
Yes, I am sertin dat it hapewns all d time!
Wub you b-leaf in da Sweet potato fwies?
Yes, an make da size LARGE!
Gottit! Teh cheezburger iz myne!
izza pees ob lego! NO, izza cheeto! No wayt, mite be a twenny pee pees!
Lego? *lukks rown fur plasticat*
Hey, iz N-E-bawdee misseeng uh finger?
No, wayt. Iz jes uh petrified fronsh fry.
Jes uh minute, therez sumfing else here. Itsa switch.
**kitteh fwips switch and teh sound of machinery can bii herd**
Suddenly the cowch unfoldz intew uh heart shaped rotating bed, uh disco ball descends frum the ceiling, a full bar appears frum beezhyndz teh bookshelf, and Barry White myoozik begins tew play.
Stripey kitteh: Ai told yew deez hyoomins wuz weird.
Stripey kitteh: Ai gitting owta here.
Tuxi kitteh: (Already poured himself uh martoony)
Tuxi kitteh: Um, yew go awn wifowt meh.
Lyk dis?
Giggidy giggidy!
Nawt Kwagmyre!
Besydez, iz lyk dis;
Awww…sooky, sooky!
Like dis?
Nawt egg-zaklee.
Hek, just abowt ENNYFING wud “werk” awn me rite nao, ifn u get my drift….nawt havvin tyres kikked in a whiel an awl….
LMAO!
How ’bout “Let’s git in awn” Iz dat a tytle or just a line?
Bofe…classik!!
Oar, ifn ur in2 countree…
Dis song mite work foar ya!
Ostrich impreshun – ur doin it rite!
ai iz diggin’ to Chyna!
Uhhh, dude, yore digging teh rong way. Yu gotta go more left.
Ai tried going left, but I ended up in Albuquerque.
Mebbe try ur uthur left, den?
Kewl way to figger owt witch iz left an witch iz nawt –> hold bofe ur hanz owt in frunt of yoo, wif ur finners together an ur thumz stikin owt. Teh hand dat duz teh “L” faysin teh rite way wif teh poynty finner an thum iz teh Left hand.
Srsly, I kno hyoominz who has trubblol rememberin left an rite.
*flips self awf*
OMCC, I still hasta use da method sumtymes.
Mai sistur duz tu an still getz eet rong.
Ummmm….mebbeh nawt sew mutch bememberin as no wing…
ai r aweez has a hard tiem wiffit.
Aslo, iffin yoo holded up teh udder hand (the rong wai ell) yoo gib teh “loozer” sine
*snerk*
Yu noe teh trik for nowing teh nummer ob days in a munf? Make your hands into fists adn put dem next tu eech obber. Starting wib teh knuckle ob teh lill finger on yore left hand, eech knucke iz a munf wib 31 days adn eech dip iz a munf wib 30 days (eggsept February).
Ooooooh……..dips!!!! Oooohhhh…….dots!!
Dippin dots?
Ware?
EEEEYYYYYEEEEEE SSSSSSKKKKKRRRRREEEEEMMMM
WOW! I learned soo much heer tudai!
Fanks jd, sum gud stuffz 2 no… ai wuz lerned a fyoo halping fings lykat inna skool…lyk teh planits nayms…bak wen der wuz nine ob em…
M…V…E…M…J…S…U…N…P
Mary’s violet eyes make John stay up nights (pluto)
My Very Eggstravagent Mudder Just Sent Us Ninety Parrots.
Central Ahmerican Countries:
Good Bois Eet Ham Nawt Cold Pees.
Guatamala
Brazil
EL Salvador
Honduras
Nicaragua
Panama
waow, I olny has 2 luk up GEHNP…ai wish sumbunny wood hab teeched us moor lyk dat, prolly wood hab lerneded gee ograffee betterer
Mai Very Educamated Mudder Just Serbed Us Nine Pies….so menny wais 2 lerning!!!
Georj Eets Old Gray Rats An Payntz Howzis Yellol.
A Red Indyun Thot Him Mite Eet Turkee In Church.
Gess wat dem iz!
ai
looked upgestid teh nawt sekond wun, butt (!) stumped awn sekond wun… (?)Yu wuz awlmaost dere awlredy, just goze acrost liddul owld Nebada.
Mebbe cowch be mayded in Chyna.
Congrats to uz! NS, Ambercat, JD ans Anni! we maydz a brayd!
But wat did we brayd? Pigtail? Ponytails?
Yiss! Less awl go 2 teh tye booteek! Ai need sum summeree fings – teh wevver is geddin warmur!
Wevver teh wevver be cold or wevver teh wevver be hot, teh wevver’s teh wevver, whatever teh wevver, wevver we lyke itz oar not.
Mai mumcat sed “we’ll wevver teh wevver watevver teh wevver” insted uv “teh wevver’s teh wevver” – Ai haz nebber met enniwun els hoo noed it in eever bershun!
Iz a sikrit rhyme. Ownli memburs ob teh Top Sikrit Cheezpeeps Who Been Tu, Libed In Oar Noe Sumwun In TTI Society aer purrmitted to know it.
“…it’s more important to know whether there will be weather than what the weather will be.”
Dere’z awlwaiz wevver…..
In TTI, the presence of wevver is a sir-tan-tee.
Aifink u muss haz hitted a bad patch wen u wuz heer oar wuz u in teh norf west?
Ifn u nawt lyk Kentukee wevvers, givvit 15 minnits oar so. It’ll chanj.
Or just drive 10 miles. I xperiencet dat yesterdai.
I herd abowt dat. Dadcat nawt haff to drive dat far. Less den 1 miel, I finkso.
Wuz da Krazy. Frum mine howse tu Hamburg wii went frum no rayne tu monsoon to sprinkles to no rayne.
Ai hurd wuz aslo troo in Masa2sh*tz
I libbed in Stockport (up in teh norfwest) foar mai furst 28 yeers. Well, mowst ob ‘em. I spent 4 in Trefforest, in Wales, in teh Valllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Phantom Tollbooth!!! Teh Whetherman! LOL
YAY! Prysma kitteh gotted it!
*dans dans dans*
Ifinkso I leaved a treat heer da otter dai.
ai’m prettee shur ai leftid part uv a mousie arownd heer sumwharez…
EWWW!!! Makes mii nawt wanna pick up da kushins.
Pleez tu excuse dis off topik nouncmint, ( which ai iz makin at ebri nawl old lol) ( ai haz da citmint). Caus she iz da woundermous P-K, an she heard sum of mi alreedi issues wif da nawt old goggie (yesh wii gotted da goggie on Friedegg) ai can haz a blog. Is bloo linkee onna profyle an will be about da goggie, anna stuff dat happin. I alsew will try tu get answerz tu kwestshuns an wi’ll tak ani adbice or storrees or stuff frum da cheezpeeps.
Fankee agin, pleez tu returm tu da lol.
Well since were OT, I hazza wunder bout Elsa_Mama an Matt. Has enniwun seen or heard frum her?
Duz we hazza topik tu be offuv?
Yah, wut hur ^ asked…
Wii don’t haz a topik? Oh gud, I wuz just finkin I wuz losted.
No moar den yooshual.
HEY!! I resemble dat remark!
There! Ejekshun mekanism ready tew go.
Letz see if hyoomin sits here and ignores my cawls foar gushifuds again.
Moar munnies fownd! Meens moar cheezburgers! Sence Ai fownd munnies, den u doan. *flip tayle up and goes bak awai*
Keep diggin foar munnies! Payday’s nawt until Fryday an I’m borked.
*Hands red a rubber chek* Hear, use this.
No fankyoo. Gots plenny of dem heer.
Well fine, den take this *hands red a biiig shot uf tukilla*
Ooops shuld bii tukillya. Sorri.
Naw den. Yu noe yu’re nawt a-loud tu mis-spell lolspeek until yore thurd jug ob tech-kwee-lar. Butt we’ll let yu off wib a bukkit ob teh stuff. Jus’ down’t show any lolrus dat yu hab teh bukkit.
OK< {{{{{jd}}}} just hawo du we noze if we iz mispellink lolspeek? :;0:
te-kill-ya
eet nawt jus fer breakfast n-e-moar
ANOM Sista! Oar, iz dat Brutha?
Dat kitteh in da kouch, lukz ALOT lyke mine kitteh Lucy. Her lyke tu dig an tunnel tu.
LoL
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funy nd kut
“Life sucks”
“No, but the sofa does”
I can haz wurmhole?
haha! luv dis foto!
hellp, somebing iz pullin mi to the basement
Awww, poor kitty is stuck!
What dat dog been doin in dis here couch??
That looks EXACTLY like my cats, boo-boo and Max…
Dear
I just KNOW i saw this pic at the end of a vid of a cat crawlin through the couch cushins. “COUCH CAT” i think it was called.
Iz a cute pic!!!!