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Moo! Blargh, ai are ded.
Onoze! Poor kitteh, iz in a bad MOO’D ?
boviously!
teh parrots branes are all over teh plase!
*hands parrothead a shamwow*
Fanks skwirrl!! Ai wuz wunnerin where mai branes gottid tu. **paks branes bak in hed, resolbs tu nawt sai teh “M” wurd rownd dis kitteh**
{{{{{{{{parrothead}}}}}}}
Milk??
*heddesk* yr humor gives me cows for alarm dat we can has multiplol cudcussions.
u meen we shuddin be milkin dis?
oar anny udder?
I needs to ruminate on tihs, aifinkso…
if u has teh stomachs for it!
Iz a rood an bad-manured fing tu say! Goez agenst yur grain, aithot.
but but but.. it was teh only pun I cud think ov!
Ohai, Elfi! Hao yoo be? And hao is KB teh wunder kitteh?
{{{{{{{{Gremlin}}}}}}}
Knot aMOOz’d.
rilly dead?
*wonders if parrothead haz pokkits wif spare change*
Ai gotz no pokkits, butt if ai did, dey wud be emptee. Gud mornin mary0!
*kwikly stops going thru parrothead’s close lukking fr spare change*
ah, i see you were just *mostly* dead..
good mornin’ parrothead. wad choo want for sillybrashuns..i was just followink Miraclol Max’s advice, sowy bout dat.
iz nawt amoosing.
dewnot crai ober spilt milx! jus a quick fly bai ohai on mai way twerk!! will czech in layter!
schmooooz wow
*sc MOO to youtu*
oops. shoed be *schMOO*. i gotta fix my spell czech updaet’d”
U haz a spell Czech dat werks fur lolspeek?
yesh, but yam always Rushian too much too use it.
Wiv mai hornz
go bothur teh chikkins!
Go away, I say, go away boy. Ya bother me…
But, but, but, I just got bak!!!
{{{{{{{{Maus}}}}}}}
U iz’t a boi, so Ai doan’t fink Maus meened u!
ohai, cweenie!
unless u is a chikkin hawk, ifinkso ur alrite!
so did u get everything unborked?
Mai noo saddle lite dish arrivinged Friday afternoon. It b so nice tu has deh innertuubz bak!!!! I missinged awl mai Cheezpeepz sooooooooooooooo muchlee!
we mist u too!!
oooooooooooooskweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
~~~~{c~w~e~e~n~m~j}~~~~~
*wraps cweenmj titely in multiplol tinytendrils~*
*gently peelz tendrils off*
Deze isn’t ten drillz uv doom, iz dey??
Schmoooooz deh liddlol ten drillz.
*coems running into teh room, pownzez on teh cween and noks her over* Cween! Yoo is bak! Hooray! *duz a liddel dantz*
*pikz self up off floor*
*joynez gremlin in dans*
dans, spin, skip, hop,
dans, dans, W00t!!!!
*kik to teh left, kik to teh rite; wayve paws wyldly in ayr!!!*
Hokee Pokee wat iz all bout????????
Ai haz misst teh Qween tu. Butt (!!) dis komment wuz fur teh Pick shur!
Iz nawt “infant dog,” Iz kitteh!
An nawt gud for fur cotes, neether!
Yaaaaay!!!! MJ’s back!
*Smooooooooooooooch!!!*
We missed ya!
Yoo haz no idea how much I missinged u!!!
I hasta catch you up on my IRL. I’ll send a emayo.
U haz a RL??? *haz an impressed* I had tu get a RL while mai dish wuz borked. I had tu tawk tu reel peepz and ebberything. wuz berry straing.
Taht sownd berry skerry!!!!! Yu tawked, lyk, owt lowd? Nawt typing fings on puter????
*whispurrz* yesh! I haz a voys! is bery straing sensashun!!
Adn it amazinged mai huzbin!!
Did… did yu speeking tehir langwije?
sumtimez. I needed babelfish, but wifowt deh innertuubz, i wuz on mai own……
u shud has borrowed teh universal tranlatifyier from mary0!
That boy, ai say,that boy ain’t rite !!
That boy’s about as sharp as a bowlin’ ball…
Foghorn Leghorn?
Sorry…can’t resist.
My favorite FL cartoon:
Kafleen! Yoo is hardly ever here when I yam here! Hao yoo be? I has missinged yoo, oh sweet dawnkey! {{kafleen}}
ohai dere! i is gettin reddee too take teh chevy in furr a checkup. I hopes it duz not wunt too suck up mah munnees.
{{{{{{{{Leeza}}}}}}}
uhm…. oink??? wooff?
Looks like kitteh hadda ‘splodin seegar…
Lowdid wif kyoot.
Mah kitteh has a moo handle! It on himz butt. U grabz it, him moos. O, maebee I grabz ur Moohandle??
{{{{{{{{Elfi}}}}}}}
{{{{CWEENMJ}}}}
I gots to go ride teh horsie dis mornin! I seez u awl laetr on.
(Teh horsie naem ar Starbuck. Him a gud horsie. I lubz taekin’ lessinz.)
ooooo. wut funz!! see ya later! Schmooooo
Ai noe haow 2 get milk frum a cat….
Take away the bowl ??
Dass rite!!!!!
** clappity **
Glad ai gotted sumfing rite dis mornin !!
{{{{{{{{EECK}}}}}}}
Pleez tu bee beri catful, takin awae da bowl kin getz U da pointee endz.
CWWWEEEEEN !!!!!!!
Where u been ??
Hope everything is okay……
I ben inkuminkado. mai intertuubz saddle lite dish got borkt. but awl iz finally ok.
Oom….
aer you da dislecksic agnostick kitteh dat isn’t sure there is no dog?
LOL!
*donkee narrows ais craftilee: I spelled LOL backwurds.*
7O7!
bakwerds and downsied up!
Eet moar chikkin
I meens, eet moar cheezburgers….sry.
kitteh finks hiz hooman iz udderlee sillee
aww whut a purty cow kitteh, mooo
Kitteh is laying down. Must be gonna rain.
*snerk*
maybee sumwun tipped himz! o noze!
Kitteh tippin… Watchout fer teh pointy ends!
Aifinkso teh problem iz nawt tipping kitteh ober, iz getting him tu stand up long enuff fur tipping.
Eksept sum kittehs, teh problem iz tu get tehm tu stand still long enuff. *watchiz Cory, in hims gnu orinj collur wif ID tag, zoom past in purrsoot uv Trick yet agen*
oooo… sounds like mabbeh Cory alreaddy has his forever home???
how did it go wif teh Eva adoptifiying this weekend?
tell tell!
Cory nawt legullee doptifaied bai us yet, but ai nawt can fink uv enny reezun taht Val NAWT gunna say, “Yeshyesh, Cory be yurs, yu keeping him alwayz in sikniss an in helf, ai nao pronownse yu momcat an kittin.” So ai getted him tag wif him name an fone nomber.
Eva waz a berry berry gud kitteh! An her lubs plasticat!!! An plasticat lubs her!!!! Ai had craiings when tehy leeved, but iz otay, ai haz gud frenz whu unnerstanding it nawt meen ai nawt happehhappeh fur tehm, an ai had a Cory-Bear tu cuddlol.
UK sez her settling in bootifully. If yu luk in mai pics, iz wun uv Eva frum Sunday nite.
Her plaiplaiplai sleep eet plaiplaiplai, an it sownd lyk her alreddy gots plasticat duing her bidding. Pareintlee awn teh drive hoam, her nawt crai, just sleep sum an luk arown sum.
Ai needs tu du proper blog updaet. Nao ai gots stoopy assinemint dun an no test fur at leest a cupple days, ai trai tu get dun.
Yay! Aym glad she didnt mynd teh travels so mush. Hooray for Eva and Plasticat! And for yoo too, deer Prysma-kitteh, for mayking it awl possible, and for being brayve enuff to giv her up even tho yoo must missing her terribly!
Ai misses her, but ai hazza Cory tu cuddlol, an taht halps. An so duz teh cheezfrendz, an teh updates frum the uniquefamblee.
Aifinkso teh biggist fing we did waz, her onlee gnos luvs an safetees an trust, so her nawt can fink uv enny reezun tu bees skerred.
ohai pysma-kitteh! i heres you bees da one teh speak toos about teh adopshuns of kittehs? Ai is gettin kitteh for mai veryowns on Caturday (best day it cud happen, aifinkso!) has u any advices for me as moncat tu bee? Ans….does any cheesepeeps has unusual names fer their kitteh? Was tinkin ov callin him Chizel Mayhem….ai wants him tu has a middule name. But no buddy seems tu likes it berry muchly!
Hm… if iz uvver aminlols in howsehold, iz gud ideeya tu keep seprated fur a cupple days.
Ai sujjest putting teh gnu kitteh’s bed an fuds an litterboks whair yu gunna leeb tehm fur a whyle, so him gno whair tehy be — du yur best tu gib him sum consistinsea, coz him whirrld be turnd awl arown when him come tu gnu hoam. Taht meen skejool an fuds an fings, tu. Him will problee feel bedderer whyle settling in if him gno what tu ekspect. Be berry payshent if him desyde tu hiding oar him nawt wanna cuddlol at furst, him mite hazza skerred an letting him wurk fru it awn hims own be bedderer tehn trai tu rush him. Teh furst few days be nawt a gud tiem fur habing a partee oar reranjing teh furnichurs oar uvver noisy disruptiv fings.
Ai can trai tu ansur spiffic kweschuns if yu haz tehm.
Az fur names, taht be purrsunal choyse. MAI purrsunal choyse iz, ai trai tu keep kitteh names short n eezy tu say (ai haz Loki, Angel, Trick, an Cory, an named Eva), an purrsunal kwirk iz tu nawt haz hissy sownds in name — but menny peeps haz names wif S innem an iz no problims.
is gonna be hims only…this be his furebber hom, aifinkso! i has hims a speshul area all set out. am gettin hims a bowl and stuffs on Fursday. has got good dayz off works for hims furst few days here, so ai ams gonna be ables to comfort him is he has a skarred. Ai am worrieds about him skratchin teh furnitures tho…ai is gettin a scratchy post but still…and teh sprayings! has u, or teh other cheezepeeps, any tips to stop teh sprayings or teh scratchings?
Ai hoping yu sees tihs, zelkina…
FURST fing tu du if wurried bowt sprayings iz… get him tutored!!!!!! Tutored males iz hyoojlee less lyklee tu spray. If him tutored befoar him starts tu spray, him nawt lyklee eber tu start. If yu wayt til aftur him starts, iz hardur tu stop. Most uv teh time, speshullee if iz onlee wun kitteh, taht be awl yu need.
Az fur skratching… teh posts wif teh softee syde uv carpet owt, iz gud fur sum fings but nawt reellee what halps wif teh pointee ends propurrlee. Ebree kitteh haz diffrint tastes. Sisal be gud. So be wud wif bark still awn — iz a lil messier tu cleening up, but ai haz findinged kittehs luvluvluv teh nachral feel uv it. If him haz gud fings tu skratch, tehn yu juss diskurrije him frum skratching fings yu nawt want him tu skratch — use water gun an gib a kwik skwirt when yu see him start skratching rong fing. If him 6 munfs oar moar, trai putting catnip awn teh skratchypost(s) tu incorrije using tehm. Oar treets. Oar favrit toys.
Most uv teh time, iz awl yu’ll need.
Ai hopes yu an gnu kitteh be berry berry happeh tugevver!!!
teh saga uv teh Diva adoptifyin iz awn teh foster kitteh blog, u cahn reed awl teh advenshures tehy wen fru.
It hazza happee ending!
oops sorree p-k, dint see u alreddee ansured, din’t meen tew butt inz!
Akshullee, yur sujjestion gibs bedder ansur.
Oooh! Ai haz just discobered, UK oar plasticat didded a post in teh kittins blog abowt Caturday!!!!
yesh, tahts teh happee endin storee ai ment, ai red it eerlier
*smaks forehed* reeding kwiklee whyle in class… ai shud nawt du it! Ai polojyze…
*puts icypak awn p-k’s forhed*
dew nawt haz a sillee, ai am aprized u haz tyme reedin er aneefing wat wf teh bizzee u haz!
* applies soothing ointment to P-K’s hed *
Do nawt trubbol yerself with such things….
Ai lubs teh storee,too….being very familiar with border crossings,ai wuz wonderin how that part uv teh adopshun wuld go. Border guards…dey eether ask a miilion qwestions,or jus shoo ya throo!
oh – imajins de hole seen…
– is not deer…*
*cheks badind cap –
splort…
Ohnoes!
*runs in wif teh nawt-sekkund aid kit*
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif orinj-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif orinj dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit moose fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?
*luks up – nao seeing teh wurld inna OBNP way*
Fanks!
Mynd imijies are jest as danjirus as de reel imijies – aifinkso…
*sips chocklit*
Nennel U noez bedder den tu bisit wiffout propur purteshun! Alwae haz da purteshun where eber U iz.
Nenne! Hang on!
*Wee ooo wee ooo, here comes the CCC
*Quickly sweepie up all the braynz and put in a colander
*Rinse wiv melted glacier water
*Carefully pak, pak, pak bak intu head
*Replace bonz and tape taype taype doun wiv colorful ducky tape
*Snap a new CHRG w/doi over Nenne’s reassembled head
*Leadz hur to recobbery lounj, gives her a tea tray wiv flask of fine cognac to add to tea if wished
*Takes a swig from flask for self
ooh – dobblol rescue!!!
Fanks Q
*puts a larj swig of cognac inna chocklits*
NOM!
MOoo… iz mean, er.. mew.. yeah, mew.
zomg, iz tihs kitteh cuzzin to teh basement cat which gawt paynturd along teh road? dey luks aliek!
oar.. mebbe… it’s Ceiling cat.. pelturd wif blck paynball pellets..
CC doesn’t luk amoozed.
yin-yang kitteh, some cc and some bc, just liek the rest of us!
Oh I likes teh kitteh! care-ick-tor and purrsonality – he hazit!
aifinkso hee haz lawts uv cattitude tew! bery striking kitteh!
Moo de ladie hooooooo
iz u teh lonlee cowherd?
Pleez tu excuse dis off topik nouncmint, ( which ai iz makin at ebri nawl old lol) ( ai haz da citmint). Caus she iz da woundermous P-K, an she heard sum of mi alreedi issues wif da nawt old goggie (yesh wii gotted da goggie on Friedegg) ai can haz a blog. Is bloo linkee onna profyle an will be about da goggie, anna stuff dat happin. I alsew will try tu get answerz tu kwestshuns an wi’ll tak ani adbice or storrees or stuff frum da cheezpeeps.
Fankee agin, pleez tu returm tu da lol.
ooooh! wil tehre bee……..pixures?
Haow is Sammy settlin in?
He iz duin okee dokee; sum issuses butt (snerk) nuff wii kint handlol.
Wii hadda kwitt callin himz Sammy, caus Petey keepz answerin sews wii callez hum Samson. Obcors himz nawt answerz, iz xpected.
Der wii’ll be pikkturez az suun az P-K
nueterzur instructz mii.Upload bees eezy – at tawp in gray bar, nekst tu “Write,” iz “Upload.” Yu gots direktree fur teh blog, teh folder z cawled samson. Iz tu tabs, “Browse” an “Upload”, so use “Upload” tu upload.
In “Browse,” put chekkmarks besyde teh wuns yu want inna post, an clikk awn “make post”
Gakk!!! Ai juss didit an gotted an error! Ai lukks intu it at lunchtime, donut moob til tehn!
Ai haz maeded da nawt sekkond entry intu Samson’s Blog. Iffn annione iz willin to read it, ai wood apprici8 ani inputt fur da critiking. Okfnkxbye.:smile:
Also, iz linkee tu Samson’s blog frum Eva’s, fur those whu haz taht bukmarkd.
An tehre bedderer be pikshurs! LOL
(Oops, tiem fur Cory an ai tu run awf tu skool… will be inanowt rest uv day.)
Deh Cheez Town Cryer awlso haz a link to Samson’s Blog
Ohai Cweenmj!!!
an welcum bak from RL!
maybe u can put the link tu de nom nom-gaem as well?!
h t t p : //n4fcats.lolrusgames.com/
itz dun!!!
yay! fank u fer puttin teh gaim tehre!
cweenmj! yewz bak! {{{{{cween}}}}}}}
Ai mist yu berry mush!
**happee dans happee dans happee dans**
*joyns teh happee parrot danse tew welkom cweenmj bak*
Bob the hed, shaik teh taylefedders,preenpreenpreen, jazz talons!
*wundrz wut jazz talons wud luk laik*
mai… wut a beautehmus kitteh!
Wat a Moo-tiful kitteh!
Hay! Wat happin tew teh NomNom gaim?? Iz gawn!!! Awww, ai lyked taht gaim
Sumbuddy ate awl deh nomz????
ah – butt (snikr) – ai can haz bukmark!!!
The fantafabulushonistacal nomnomgame!!!
I lurves this kitteh’s blak trowsers an tail. Is beautimoooos.
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to KRELM an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and pavlovas, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif inflatable guitars, snake swords an Fishy water squirters. an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
snake swords! yay! fank u bakayshun burfday fairy, u dewing a eggselent jawb!
En garde!
(No, Ai is nawt, akshully. Ai got a fuw burfdays out ob order. But is nawt so bad – akshully deh peeps will jus get a fuw egstra prezents. Iz ok, no? Diz burday fairy jawb iz harder dan it luks)
yesh u iz, akshully!
izza tuff jawb but u givin teh burfdai wishez an treets an swishin teh burfdai wand fer tew maik awl teh cheezpeeps happee, sew ai sez agin, gud jawb an fank u!
Thk! Ai had a nawt happee wen I realeyezed I scrooed up, butt (snerk) u maid me feel beterer.
So en garde to u! U has bin fishie-squirted!
Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha – THRUST! (ow)
Pffft… cuppul birfdays owt uv plays… iz no big deel! Yu waz teh wun whu bolunteered tu stand in fur teh burfday fairy, an yu be heer ebree day an duing a wunnerful job.
*puts awn partee hat, skwirts kvnsgrrl wif a fishee skwirter, an runs away giggling wif partee had pompom bobbling*
*runs affer p-k trine tew bat teh bobbly pompom*
SKWIRT! SKWIRT! SKWIRT!!!!
*skampers awf gigglolin*
Oh noes! It be 2 against noms, ai meen 2 against 1! Puts on shinee pointee partee hat and loads catapult wif burfdai cake. 3…2…
Ooh, dots!….
tanks!!1! (day layt adn maaany dollars short…) I lub teh flaytable gittar!!
Ai keep gettin kikked awf lyke a old stinkee payre ov lowfurs!
Rly? I likes stinkee lowfurs!
awww
an ewwwww! {{{parrothead}}}
tis a sad sad theeng wen ur momma is a sneaker an ur daddeh is a lowfur.
Dis kitteh haz a hard tyme hyding… it’s awlwayz spawted!
Awwww, poor kitty! Maybe he should MOOve somewhere he wont be seen!
moo…am trouble maker
kitteh iz purteh
MOO
Moo!
One of my babies is named Mr. moo Cat.
He’s super cute!
I see what you wrote thar. Some of us abuse the privilege way too much though. Stop that!
that cat is beautiful!!!!
my cat’s name is Moo… she must be thinkin’ that all the time! XD
that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
OH, SNAP! OH, OH, SNAAAP! MOO! OH, CRAAAPSTIX! OOH, NOOO! MOO! OH CRAP AGAIN! lol nice lol btw just had 2 do that little intro. mb.
Iz a prety kitteh, no looks like cow… (*whisper.. “moo”*) *RUN!!!*