I is not cat,I is sweater.
I is not cat,I is sweater. Keep packing
i dun fink ull git thru securitee.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai aer cummin wiv u
Ohai, Anni!
U an I is tyed, butt u is awn teh tawp spot! Wud u lyk sum tee an sumfin to go wiffit?
Iz neerle bedtiem heer, so hawt chokklit fur me plz!
Okay!
**fixes Anni sum wunnerful goormay hawt choklit**
Whippee creem an sprinklols?
Ooooh yiss plz!
**fixes beeg mug of hawt choklit foar Anni, adds whippee creem an sprinklols**
Heer ya go!
Ennyfing eles I can offur ya?
Nawt unliss u can stop teh peepl neckst dore slammin dorez haff teh nite!
Wanna me to show dem my poynty enz awn ur bee-haff? I hassa grumpee an wud luv nuffin moar den to do dat foar ya!
Ai doan’t wanna upset dem – teh man iz a sirjun an Ai mite nead halp frum him!
Oookkkkaaayyyyy….ifn u chanj ur mind, lemme kno.
yessh i iz seen yu as teh top of teh lishts leik always
I add fur to ur clothes.
Yesh. Yoo alwayz sayun yoo wanted furr cote. Well jus put cote in heer and presto!! Ai maykes yoo wun!
Teh way I ovur-pak, iz nawt enuf room foar my unnerwares an soks!
ohai rhsb, how beez Ur long weekend?
Iz okay. Nyse to nawt has to go to werk, an nawt luukin foarwerd to goin bak 2morrow.
How iz u?
I iz gud, but has a tired
I was gonna grill sum fings today
but I jus realised that assembling the grill is gonna take more
tyme dan I thot it would
Eww, teh dreaded grill assembli! YUK! I need tu go an kleen da bottom uf mine owt, maibii next week.
travel essential: lolcat
Nebber trabel wivowt wun!
but 2dae wus dae of da towlol… nawt dae of da lolcat… adn mai luggich noe habs airhoels in et…
don’t worry I makes some with my pointees
I wanna see teh fayse of teh sekuritee agint wen him sees KITTEH in x-ray masheen!
Prollee in masheen grinning at teh ajent.
Yay towl day!!!!!!!!
*haz momint uv silense fur D Adams*
warms Ur clothes an Ur heart
is comfy
Ai nawt finkso kitteh wud lai beein cooped up in sootcase fur verie long.
Things seen are not as they appear.
Or so you think! Dun dun dun dun!
Curree~uss Kitteh
wawntz 2 knoez wayr Prittee Wun’z
go~eengz andz goez 2!
Trabbill Bawkz habz lawtz
ubz rume. Kitteh willz tryz hawrd
natz 2 takyz up spayss
Prittee Wun awllwayz
habz lubblee stuffz 2 snuggillz
awn deez unplannd trippz
Jack.
Gud wun!
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As I was going to St. Ives, I met a cat wib seven lives. Each life had seven hoomins. Each hoomin had seven snorgles. Each snorgle had seven cheezburgers. Cheezburgers, snorgles, hoomins, lives, how many were going to St. Ives?
Mt McKinley!
Frenz, yoo has nawt LIBBED until yoo has flyed wif a kitteh!
Iz kwite teh adbenshur, lemmetellya!
Iffin I had tu fly wif a kitteh, Ifinkso I wuld tayke da kitteh valium.
Josie nawt did gud wif teh kitteh-valyum. I gibbed it to hur awn teh drive to Massachoosits, and hur wud fayde innanowt an nawt get mutch rest.
Awn teh flite frum Noo Hampstur to Sinsy-nasty, I yoosed teh Reksyoo Remedee. It seemed to wurk beddur. Hur wuz relaxifyed an nawt freek owt neer as mutch.
Owr Grayson did terrible awn da kitteh valium. I made him wyld an krazy. Dr. Tinyvet sed him wuz tryin tu fite da effect an gib him mooore. Wii sed no fankyu, him iz awl ready hangin frum da ceiling. (nawt reeli, wuz klose tho)
Red, ai sayz teh saem ting ’bout trabling teh buzy hollydae freeway 4 hrs wif a semi-feral cat yu jus adopt’n! Howlz at volume 10 wen deh 18 wheelerz goz by. Onlee way mae new kitteh, Carmen be hapy’n'quiet iz ai reclinez mii seat to flat, put her (in carrier) on mae front, coat ober carrier up 2 mae face sew Carmen’n'OM seez onlee each obber…an ai tauk or sing 2 her. Hubcat doant let mii dribe mae turn. So wii jus sleepzzzz nose to nose, kitteh ‘n’ ai als teh way to herz neew hom wif us. =^1^= (oh what we do for our fur-bebes, yes?)
Yu bii gud kitteh momma OM! Wuz it a nyce nap?
One ob deh bestesz napz eber!
U gotted a nawt old kitteh??????? Conga Ratz. Iz got a blog! Ai fink U getted da bedder deal. (nuffin personnel P-K). P-K gibbed mi a blog on da fosters page. Ai iz gunna talk about raisin da puppee.
*giglol* Ai gno, Samson nawt a foster, but short uv duing hole gnu blog install an stuffs… *shrugs* *grins*
Yu awsum kitteh-mom, OM!!!!!
Oh {{{PK}}} iz nuff’n ennychezpeepz wudd’a do fur kittehz. Ai jus fankz CC ai ken fink ob wayz 2 calm Carmen so Hubcat ken dribe!! =^!^=
*thx-ye fur komlimint, PK*
Ai wood lik t3 cea dis kitteh *hello!* pop outta mai luggerage. Ai’d fed him nons an calz him Norman Mosier.
Wear wii goin, huh? Sumwear wif sand I hope.
haha! i have da same sichuashun wen i pak, onlee wid mai dog.
i haves anuder kwueston for dos hoo rememba meh. i haves kute seal lol for mai profile pic, but wen i doez comments it dont show. y cant i seez mai seal?
Does U haz da WP account? Iz U logged in tu it? haz U cleared Ur chache and nommed Ur cookies?
BOM!!! Yu getted blog tu wurk? aihopeaihope? *crossis fingurs*
Yeepers, fankee sew mush , is all du tu U. Ai posted da naem ob da blog. Samson’s Blog or Life of a puppee.
Awsum! *dansdans* Ai lukking forwurd tu seeing it!
An nao, ai muss wurk awn assinemint fur skool. *sigh* But at leest ai can cuddlol Cory whyle ai duz!
BTW, iz soooo funneh: Cory chase Trick arown teh partmint! TeenyTinyCory, an VeryLargeTrick, an teh VLT keep running away frum teh TTC. Ai lolled muchlee seeing it, an Seanya sez him been duing it awl day awf n on. *giglol* (Trick can get up tu hai fur Cory if him need tu.)
Becoz teh cheez profyles an teh commints be seprate fings. yu can lern hao tu du ebreefing at lolcatburglar.com, juss lukk daon teh left side tu “Tutorilols”
Oh hai Wolf girl!!
I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
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*handz wolf girl a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
ai mus cormfess dat ai putted linkie to dis on mai profyle cuz ai hadda trubbel findin it during teh cween’s sabatacalol
tank u!!!:D
yez vacationz here we goez
Okeh “swetur,” den I iz gunna wayr u.
O, dis swetur myowz tu much wen I traiz tu put it awn. I no fink it b uproepreeyet fr dis trip.
Don’t let that cuddly face fool you…
buh i tot u was a jeanz.
soooooooo cute it iz one fo mai faves
soooooooo cute it iz one fo mai faves
Wat KK sayz! Worth say’n 2 tymes sew true!
=^!^=
i love to learn how to speak lolz.. its hilarious!!!!!
U can waer me on ur hed. I is spring color. Honesly.
What a cute cat i would just pack him up and take him on my trip.
awww! luks just laik mah buddyies kitteh Twilight!
smart kitty… hitchin a ridez!
^-^
=(o . o)= < (I cum 2!)
dat remindz me of da tim 1 uv my cats wnt in my bac pac he almost went 2 scool wif me