Wen Basement Cat refused to move…
Wen Basement Cat refused to move… The workers jst painted ovr him…
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nao he iz confuzled
bof morally an intellecktually torn.
Now himz only haff-ebil?
I fink der is mor whyte den blak on dis kitteh. Only a liddle evol. Like awl teh otter cats.
Ownli haff-ebil? Hmmm wuldn’t dat make him a red-head?
Donut finkso.
I has tiems wen I’m moar den haff-ebil. Butt, den again, I has tiems wen I’m way less den haff-febil.
Red, r yu say’n sumdaes yur hair bee moar red den otter daes? runsawaywifascamperz
Akshulee, ur sorta/kinda rite.
Rite now, my hares be moar red, cuz I gotted teh grays cuvvered awn Caturday.
Wut I meened to say wuz, yes I am redhed, but dere iz tiems I’m moar ebil den uthurs.
Yep, yep, Iknowsdafeelin, I wuz just finkin awn an average.
Ai heerz yu, Red. Srly, ai uzed 2 do deh saem ting. Ai quit wen a liddol kiddo luukz up at mii und sayz, “Du yu know dat yur hair iz 3 diff colors?”
*eye-roll* Ai waz don’ it miisef & nawt well!
=^1^=
**snikkurs**
I thot abowt doin it myself, but my hares is so thik it wudda tuuk 2 bockses of stuff, plus iz soooo messee, I desyded to leev it up to teh purr-fehsunlol.
Mine sister wunce let her boifriend dye her hairs, wif her direktion, an her luuked lyke a Calico kat. Wuz da Veri Bad.
Mien werst hare-relaytid disastur (exkloodin hoam perms) involved Sooper Sun-In an a Summer day at teh pool.
I had orinj hares!
Eww, must bii da kareful wif da Sun-In. Mine hair is da rebellious tho. It nawt give up da color. Iz very strange. It gits beri dark in da winner tyme so in summer tu liten it up I uze da litest golden blond I kan find, an it comes owt med red.
Dat wuz elebenty-millyun yeers ago, so I nawt do dat ennymoar.
Yeah, I nawt uz Sun In ennimore. I NAWT wanna go tu wurkz tumarrow. Kan sumwun kall mii in tyred?
Yah, I nawt wanna go bak to werk 2morrow eethur. Pleh.
Powerball iz ovur $200 million. Mebbe yoo oar I will winnit?
I had a crappy dai, an I gonna lay awn da couch til hubbikat gits home safely an den I goin tu bed fur sleepies. Gudnite awl mine cheezfrends! Hazza gud wun. Hope tu sii yu tuwmarrow!
Oh! By yer ticketz & OM will pray! *wonderz if OM ken win in her state? Hummm!*
Tehn wii als DansDansDans als deh dae long!
(along the same lines)
EPITAPH circa 1860
Here lies a poor woman who always was tired
For she lived in a place where help wasn’t hired.
Her last words on earth were, Dear Friends I am going
where washing ain’t done nor sweeping nor sewing,
And everthing there is exact to my wishes
For they don’t eat and there’s no washing of dishes….
Don’t mourn for me now, don’t mourn for me never
For I’m going to do nothing for ever and ever.
we redhedz iszn’t ebol, jus crazy!
Half-weevil? Hmmm. Cud be inneresting. Oh, half ebil. Ah well, yu see, Kirk Kitteh had a transporter accident adn got split into CC and BC. Teh wurkurs recombined dem.
Jes lyk him did teh ded possum.
Iz u a norf-going BC or a souf-going BC?
He jus sittin there, lost in his conflicking thots.
Lazy wurkers, dey kuld haz maded a swurv in da road fur da kitteh.
No kitteh shud be inna road, eben Basement Cat..
Not eber.
I ‘gree. Kittehs adn rodes du nawt mix. Kittehs adn Rhodes sumthymes mix, iffen they like Greek fud.
agreed.. teh results r alwais…well juz sai iz nawt wanna lukiee.
Mebbe iz Pepe Le Pew’s gurlfrend?
Awn sekkund thot, her looked like a skunk. Nope, this nawt her.
Kitty turned skunk (watch out for Pepe LePew)!
Ah, mon cheri! Ah, l’amour!! Ah, toujours!!! Aaaaaaah!!1!
*kitteh bolts* Ah, so she wants 2 play ze qat and maus?
*Pepe le Pew go sproing, sproing, sproing*
sooooo funy
aww poor little thing it wonna has dem paint
i bet teh wurkrs wer nut un teh job “get it”
and “un” teh job meenz teh ran over teh kitteh!!!!!
Nao luks liek skung
teh kitteh iz nao purely gud no ebil in im
Wot a cyootee! WANT!!!
… uh oh, a potenshul *splortie* pashun…
better gitz ur self sum protekshun
may iz suggest tihs CHRG 2.0 dongel..? ::|_C_H_R G_|::
juz pluk in n it duz teh job!
Fank yoo erik teh lolcat – sush a jennelmans!
*plugs in CHRG 2.0 dongel* woot!!!
awww,,, **hugs BC**
u can has minions~
it nawt mattur if ur blck oar wyte.
Ai hadd me wun flooofy blac-n-wite kitteh. Hers nam Buck an her LOVE little kidz. Nebr b4 ur afer haf ai seed a kitteh what wood runz t3 teh babby hoominz!
O_SM, whallll yeu nnooooz dat doze hoomin bebez als bee dropinz deh fud’n’ fud bee rain’n fom dere clothez. Und dey r smellink ob milk yesaifinkso!
Awl mine kittehz bii runnin awai frum da little kidletts, an hidin awai frum them.
Aaaarrrggghhh! Erik! U gibbed me Miklol Jaksun eerwurm!
**showz poynty enz to Erik**
Crap!! I missed it til yu sed sumfing an I wented bak an lukked!! *Trys tu howld down dinner*
I’z on front page! Yayz!
I luvs Basement Kitteh! Hez kwel!
Basement Cat always was too stubborn for his own good!
I donut fink jes BC iz teh stubburn. Izznt AWL kittehs stubburn?
Dat’s wat teh ’s’ stands foar in kittehs. Iz akronom: “(K)ute, (itteh) adn (s)tubborn”.
Basement Cat has seen the light! Rejoice!
dun’t count on it, iz juz wyte payne in BC’s ais…
Then they imploded.
So cute!