GIVE A CAT A FISH an he eets fur a dai. Teech a cat to fish an he will depopulate ur naybors very expensive koi pond.
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Kwitcher carping.
Yeah. Yer givin me a haddock!
Gib me a fair herring, here!
… an cut down teh tallest tree in teh forrest wiffit?
conga rats on nawt sekkind plaice
*wanders off forgetting to shut off ita licks*
oh, i fergotted to awfer: drinks? name yr poisson.
I’m NAWT ded!
I’m feelin much bettur!
Are u going to take a walk ??
She wuz onlee *mostly* ded!
Actshually, she waz duin anovver Gieco mershal, da skwirrlz in da wrode causin da accident.
She sayz koi-lee.
…or at least scale back a bit
burp. Yep.
Or giv gushifuds & donut worree.
egg-sept fur da
arrrgh is dis fugleh! cowch
beautemous flowr ranchmints in ur kittehs wai
crunche bbq left obers
delitleh cheezburgers
e…
ohai nightshayde, mind if I hang something on ur post??
OHAI!! Ur tenshuns plzthx!
I has a very speshul BIRFDAY ANNOWNSEMINT!
.
Thursday, I invites u all to a speshul birfday party for my twin, DK! (aka 4.5 Kittehs, or Diamond Kitteh!)
Plz to show up at the 9 am cheeztime lol for the party!
That’s:
3 pm EST
12 pm Westy Coast
8 pm TTI
If u needs any hints for prezzies, she lieks choklit, horses, choklit, YNGs, choklit, chick flix, and choklit!
After drinks and salyootashuns, we’ll be doing a Cheezland Low Budgie version of Luv Story in hur honor. Popcorms, 100 thred count hankies, 10 P towels, and Shamwows will be provided!
Plz to audishun NOW if you want a part!!
Can ai be whutever disease it wuz that killed Ali McGraw ???
Uv corse,in the low-budget vershun,that wuld be a hangnail….
so, is u saying u will play teh part of teh hangnail??
and teh offishul title needs to change…
hmmmm
‘Warm Post-it’ mabbeh?
am ai missin sumfin? is teh date posted on here? or wut?
*wispers*
Thursday, jamama!
otay fursday, teh 28f!!! otay den
Yesh,ai will be teh deadly hangnail that takes our heroine frum her tru lub…..
Nawt shur awn teh title,tho….
Fond memo?
YESH…dat’s IT !!!!
“Fond Memo”
Like Story
ah! I NOO you would volunteer for teh male lead!
fanks Maus, be at rehearsal at 9 am tomorrows!
dats winsday teh 27f
Do. Not. Want.
You can’t POSSIBLY do a werse jawb than Ryan O’Neal.
Ok, ok. So… he’s a champion foosball player, right? and he goes to the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople?
Shur…go wif dat.
** whispurrs **
I have to admit I’ve never seen the whole movie.
I was maybe 8-9 yrs. old when it came out.
well in this vershun… not champion. intramurral, mabbeh.
Best in his dorm?
Eeck, I have never watched the whole thing either. What a load of dreck. Sick making, IMO.
Yea,no action either…
or Wookies….
**WHERE do ai beee-gin?***
Even the “action” (nod, nod, wink, wink) is lame…
At teh beginning,sillee birdee !!!
*Picks up parrothead*
*Rams her beak into a cork*
Sorry. I had to do that…
well luk at it this way, Maus, u has a chanse to make it SOOO much better.
maybe Oliver will get to debreef Jenny!
Maus, wat kind ob whine R U serbin?
Mmmphhh! Mmmphhh!
A Likelee Story
LOL!!!
Ifinkso we has a weiner!
Pleez nawt to be showting all abowt it! This is a FAMBLEE site!
how ’bout “Affectionate Blog Post”?
*snerk* Mama likey!
Ai kin bee teh totally annoying feem sawng?
can u carry a toon?
Um, no.
Butt, ‘love story’ was teh nawt-sekkund ‘popular’ sawng ai lerned tu plai onna pee-anno. Rite aftur owear owear hazz mai liddlol goggie gone.
Sew yu kin ima-gin hao gud dat sownds.
ok, gud enuf, ur hired!
u, and by ‘hired’, I means u is not getting paid, but be at rehearsal at 9 am tomorrows!!
Otay! YAY! Hay, wayte, iz teh hangnail gettin payed?
Nope…ai iz a volunteer deadly hangnail.
Ai jus shows up for the donuts.
Ohnoes… at 3pm awn Fursday ai will be inna grooming class… mebbe nawt get hoam fur ober 2 owrs aftur teh birfday starts.
*sigh* Ai guess ai will haz tu say happeh birfday erlire in teh day.
BOOP!
fish r ouwr frendz not fuds, kitteh
But… but… Frendlys iz a restrawnt chain, adn restrawns were yu get fuds!
well, see, there’s where yr mistaek’n mebbeso. i aer not sure i classify frendly’s azza “restaurant”. oh wait, mebbee you mint “restore ants” . nebbermind.
Iffn teh herun hazn’t got dere nawt sekund
Yesh. We has herons in teh pond behind my office bldg. Tehy is berry gud fishers…
So iffen yu eber goe deff, yu only need go owtside to get a herron aid?
somewhere Mrs Maus is slapping hurz forehed, wondering why she dint fink 0 dat furst…
*cups hand to eer*
Wut?
**showts tu nightshayde** MRS. MAUS IS SLAPPING HURZ HUSBING!!
*gigglol*
Dat wuz meened az a reply to needing a herron aid. Wen mah huzbin werked at a farmuhcee, dey had a runnin joek:
Customer: Where kin ai find teh heerin ayd battreez?
Employee: What?
LAWLZ
Mai naybur wuz shore sumwun wuz gettin in hims gardin an steelin teh coy carps (wye dey shy?) so him got up berry erlee an seed teh herun fishin.
I think that fish will give the kitteh a challenge!
…an mebbe a tummee-ayk.
Depends – it might be sushi-grade.
.
But wat obber fish cud kitteh get?
.
Anglerfish
Basking shark
Cod
D…
Dace
Eelz
Flowndurz
Guppeez
H…
hallybutt (snikr)
iams toona
jus plane toona
koi (duh)
l…
Icefish
Jellynose fish
Kahawai (kimkiwi mite noe dis wun)
Lamprey
M….
Makrill
Northern Pike
Oncorhynchus clarki (subspecies virginalis)
Pike
Leopard shark
Manta Ray
Nebulous Wrasse
O…
At teh berry leest dat kitteh gonna git wet.
ewww… dew nawt want!
But nawt sekkund…ai shall eat this salad-thingy dats rite in front uv me !!
Got any garlic ranch??
oh, has u been to a garlic ranch? does they has the wild garlics there? do u gets to cooks them at home on teh range??
… or on teh range at hoam?
It wuz free-range garlics,aktually.
Is playce in Calimfornia Eew Ess Aye callded Gilroy. Dey haz da Garlic festibalol ebri year. Dey haz garlic ebrifing inkcludin eyes skreem.
Yesh,ai imagine yer eyes WULD be screemin after eetin dat…
Iz been two Gilroy…durin de garleek seezon de air smellz lyke a beeeeg eye-tal-ee-an res’rant fur mylez n’ mylez. Makez mee wanna eet puhsketti!
But garleek eyes skreem? Nofankyu! Pleh!
wee haz elefunt garlik festival neer heer, an ai haz tryed teh garlik ise creem!
Iz abowt whut u fink iz gunna bee lyke. Nawt wurth trying again!!
Yesh, Yesh Yesh! Besist smelloling plaec neer mai hoam toon! Ai R hongree noa!!
Free? Ai’d lyke wunna dem smoov-tawp ranges, pleez. An elebenty hunnurt garlics.
Ai wunders how many people there are dat duzzint know teh diffrence between a garlic CLOVE and a garlic BULB.
Culd make for sum INTERESTIN recipes….
Iffen yu uze teh garlik bulb, teh light goes on very kwikly.
Been dere, dun dat (back in student daze). Made a bisketti saws recipi taht calld for a clove of garlic. Peeled taht sucker adn thirteen or fourteen little fings fell out, adn ai crusht em up and frew em in teh krawk-pot, adn leffit cookin overnite. Adn abowt six howers later the fumes woak me up from two rooms awai. — with eyes burning.–and teh leftovers of teh sauce that I left in the back shelf of the fridge for teh next eight months never molded or spoiled atall–tehy lookd and smellt just teh same as when I put em in there– Ah, bachelor days–
Nawt just kittehs dat noe deez fings.
.
Aniwais, wu wante teh naybur to carp on abowt being koi?
An da neihbors will bii over tu sii yu shortly.
Aer dey nommable? Aer dey crunchy? Gollum…. gollum….
Dey gonna bii cranky, kaus dere spensive fishes iz gone.
Dontcha just lub a fancee restaurant wher teh fuds is so fresh that yoo git to picking yor own fuds owt whyl they is still swimming arownd?
Ai yoosed tu werk at wun ob does. Wi wud gib da lobstrz naems. Iz nawt a gud idee tu get atachd tu soemwun els’s dinneh.
Whut did u nayme them?
Fricasse ??
Bisque ??
Larry, mostly.
Spongebob refrence — yay!
but but… I is just pond shoppin! it’s liek window shoppin, just more close up liek!
why is u raisin ur eyebrow??
Cuz it hurts to prune mai eyebrow.
Datz teh pits!
not if ur… stoned.
u know.. as in, I givved my love a cherry that had no stone??
*innosent luk*
** groan **
** hedbonks skwirrl **
*Smashes Leeza’s guitar into the wall*
**turns awn blak lite an putz awn sunglasses, sitz bak onna beenbag tu wadsh**
Reemindz mee of two muziks:
“Ai wearz mah sunglazez at nyght…”
“RAWWKZANN, u doan haftu put on da [blak] lyght…”
tee hee
Aminal Howse ref FTW Maus!!!
kitteh gonna haz tew cawl fer reinforsemints tew wrassle taht fishy owt uv the wadder, aifinkso!
Pleez tu excuse dis off topik nouncmint, ( which ai iz makin at ebri nawl old lol) ( ai haz da citmint). Caus she iz da woundermous P-K, an she heard sum of mi alreedi issues wif da nawt old goggie (yesh wii gotted da goggie on Friedegg) ai can haz a blog. Is bloo linkee onna profyle an will be about da goggie, anna stuff dat happin. I alsew will try tu get answerz tu kwestshuns an wi’ll tak ani adbice or storrees or stuff frum da cheezpeeps.
Fankee agin, pleez tu returm tu da lol.
A cat fish?
How much fish wud a cat fish fish iffa cat fish kud fish fish?
Plz to maek dat “…iffa cat fish kud catch fish?”
Kthxwhoops
Bowt az mutch fish az wud a wudchuk wudchukk iffn a wudchukk wud chukk wud.
猫への金貨.
猫への魚.
猫への金の魚?
is this ohairoglyficks?
It’s Japanese, but as usual, Babelfish gives an Engrish translation. Perhaps NC66 would be so kind as to provide it?
Babelfish gawt it rite.
Gold coin to cat. Fish to cat. Fish of gold to cat?
Butt (!), it mite halp tew noe dat teh nawt sekkund 2 awr Kotowaza.
BTW – Does neko ni koban remind us ob sumbawdee?
sumbuddy who lykes, um, shinee fings?
“ohai-roglyficks” LOL!
Awl ai kin see iz bocksiz. **powts**
What browser are you using?
Teh browsur prolly isn’t teh problem, it’ll be nawt habing teh rite font on teh compoota. Oberwyze I’d use sum sereeeusly weerd fonts.
** perks up **
Bocksiz ???
Ai can sell you LAWTS uv bocksiz !!!
But she won’t sell spherical canvas boxes…
*PlbtPlbtPlbtPlbtPlbtPlbtPlbtPlbt*
** places hand in front of nose **
** waggles fingers **
Ai see bocksis wiv 4 letturz an nummers in. (Ai yooze Fyrefawks)
My kitty learned how to fly the same day she learned how to fish.
She was fishin’ for koi in the neighbor’s pond, and mere seconds later she was flying back over the fence followed by a few poofs of her own hair and high-pitched utterings in a language I’m not familiar with.
Teh kweschun iz…. yu yu WANT to be fambilyar wib teh lanwich?
ai wish, ai wish, ai wish fer a fish!
ai has a sad! dere be no Portsmouth UKCheezepeeps in da Cheezemap on teh Cheeze Cryer!
Aer u in Portsmouth? Iffn u ask cween, her wull put u awn teh map!
ai am. has sent an emayo to cween..hopsfully i goes on map…cannt beleiv der is no cheezepeeps in teh town!
Dere aer lawts uv peepl hoo juss luk at teh pikchoors. Wen teh big Cheezis had a party at teh O2 Arena bowt a hunnerd peepl ternd up – an Ai wuz teh ownlee wun awn teh cheezmap!
beleive it or not, we wus dere fer a concert teh week befores teh cheezemeet… waz nawt till teh day before teh cheezemeet i found out….me an mai housemate at teh time was reeely annoyded cause we has used our holidays frum works all upped!
zelkina – ai rispondid tu yur kweschun bowt spraying n skratching, awn teh “Moo” thred. Hope it halps!
tankies berry muchly! am all essited cant wait to get hims nao!
Ohai Mr. Carp. Ai jus wantz 2 be ur freind.
Ai fink mehbee yew awr anglin tew git yerself inna heap ob trubble fwendly kitteh.
Uh-oze! Kitteh duzzen meenz eny harmz! Jus flounderin fur sumfink tu eetz!
naw, he’s fishun fur compliments, aifinkso!
**Red comes in, lukkin raggid**
Ohai, Guies. Gawd, foar a Toosday, it shur feeled lyk Mundane! Ennybodee gots enny tekillya? I’m in desprit need.
Oh, an dis iz teh kinda mood I’m in Mood
Yu feelz lyke a wulf?
Nope. Moar lyk teh myoosik – contemplaytiv an sad.
Why yu bii contemplaytiv an sad? Iz ownli 3 short dais til Caturdai.
Cuz I nawt can mayk sertin fings leev my hed.
{{{rhsb}}} I hazza big sorri fur that. Kan I hep enniway?
Onlee ifn u kno sumwun who duz lobotomeez.
**Chokes up awn teh litening rod yoozed tew whack linkeez**
**Finks twice and slinks bak intew the shadoze**
**hazza cur-e-yus**
*grabs shadow an smacks awn bak tu help wif choking* Better now?
U bofe has teh emayos, btw.
I lyk Dis song too. Mebbe is moar appropryit.
Iz wize sayings of Catfuzius.
We have a Koi pond at the daycare I work at. 15+ fish and a frog. Some of those fish are HUGE, more than 3 ft long. Every few months, they have babies; few of those survive, but we rarely see dead fish in the pond. Hell, we rarely see the fish! They hide under the bridge to get away from the kids.
HAHA! Priceless!
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